How do I squirt like the girls on tv
Get a hitachi wand. Pic related, my wife
>>767929925
drink a lot beforehand
>>767929925
Get a pussy
>>767930102
Yeah, keep pretending, kid.
>>767929925
what kind of tv are you watching!?
>>767929925
it would help to actually be female.
Also it's been settled that "squirting" is mostly diluted piss, and some girls just lose all bladder control when they get off
>>767930102
that's urine
>>767930222
I got one but it's drier than an arizona sidewalk
>>767930102
Dude! I downloaded that picture like a month ago and I usually post it in "pics you shouldn't share" threads. I don't think this is your wife, I've seen it too many times.
>>767929925
>How do I squirt like the girls
Piss yourself. It's been proven to be largely piss and there is no container to hold large quantities of liquid in the female anatomy in the genital region other than the bladder.
So become incontinent, OP
>>767930402
Its my wife lol. Give me a request
https://www.tnaflix.com/teen-porn/Squirting-Tutorial/video30605?utm_source=pbweb&utm_medium=web&utm_campaign=pbweb
>>767930406
The ones who piss do it to fake squirting. The ones that truly squirt are having a hard time explaining what's going on. Any research into the whole thing is vague and inconclusive, because scientists are awkward nerds.
>>767930149
this. "squirting" is just pissing.
>>767930503
write "Cum here" on her inner thigh, with arrow pointing towards pussy
>>767930582
No, they figured it out. While yes the contractions around the bladder cause urine to be released there is also a fluid that gets ejected from the vagina. If anyone says different they are wrong
>>767930685
Well obviously not like that dude. Im at work.
>>767930834
>fluid that gets ejected from the vagina
whence?
>>767930582
>The ones who piss do it to fake squirting. The ones that truly squirt are having a hard time explaining what's going on.
Sounds awfully a lot like liars perpetuating some ultimate climax mystery for the kink involved, the research exists in that the literal fluids have been found to largely be urine bruh. Not really a debate, this is the consensus.
>>767929925
dating me would probably be your best bet
>>767930950
From the sack that lubricates the vagina. I forgot what it was called. Its why the vagina gets dry after she squirts. She forces the liquid out. Ive had my dick in her vagina when she squirted and it was like holding the end of a hose. And she almost squeezed my dick off.
>>767931053
Who is debating that? Just saying there is a fluid release from the vagina also.
>>767930937
write "Cum here" on your boss' inner thigh
>>767930569
This man taught me everything when I was a kid
>>767932590
KEK
>>767932590
Rolling for this
>>767932590
Dude im at work right now. I get off in a hour. I never posted this one she sent me from the shower
>>767932860
She uglyyyy
>>767932590
Lmao that went over my head. Good game sir
>>767933025
Cool story.... thanks for the opinion
>>767932860
Oooh... No. No, thank you.
>>767930102
Are these things really worth it? My wife loves her vibrator, but I’ve heard that these things cause insane orgasms
>>767933144
>thanks for the opinion
>opinion
KEK
>>767930340
All squirting is urine. It's been medically and scientifically proven.
>>767933675
Of course it is, wtf else would it be?
>>767933414
Yes yes yes yes. She will throw out the vibrator after she uses this once. Its bif so its a little intimidating at first but my god she will nut after nut dude
>>767934178
Ok you sold me
>>767930937
Any pics of you stretching her out?
>>767934248
You or her won't regret it. Use lots of towels though.
>>767934497
Stretching her out? Just with my dick
>>767929925
Piss yourself while masturbating. That's all it is.
>>767934498
Here is another
>>767935207
Nobody here?
>>767936529
Lurking, and ur wifes pussy is really hot when it's throbbing and twitching like that.
>>767929925
it's piss
>>767936915
Thanks
>>767934178
Why not fuck her with your own dick while she uses that thing?
>>767937553
I do alot. Its hard to film and get a good shot like that though
