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What do you think about Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson (The Mountain)?

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What do you think about Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson (The Mountain)?
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I want him to fuck me, that's all
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>>767929512
his shirt says it all
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>>767930142
He just won the worlds strongest man competition
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>>767929512
>>767930142
in the last few days he won 2018's Worlds Strongest Man beating 4x champ Brian Shaw

Strongest man alive.
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he's a good entertainer
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>>767929512
I think he's a silly billy.
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>>767930497
lol wtf this is photoshopped
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>>767929512
I don't mind roiders so long as they do it right and for useful reasosn, and he clearly does.
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>>767929512
He's badass, although will probably die young-ish (in his 60s). The bigger you are, the bigger the strain on your body.

But yeah, even his name is awesomely accurate.
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>>767930691
hurr durr everyone stronger than me takes steriods
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>>767929512
Pretty weak actually. To be this insecure and to be that big and still have to broadcast your masculinity, by wearing a shirt like that. Really strong mother fuckers don't have to broadcast that shit.
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>>767930321
>>767930347
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>>767930846
You're right, Bjornsson, Shaw, Savickas and all the other WSM dudes are clean.. what was I thinking.
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>>767931153
cool

Winning aforementioned title and still having to overcompensate. Micro dick confirmed
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>>767931327
I mean... if he has an average sized dick, I guess it would look microscopic compared to the rest of him.
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>>767929512
Nothing.
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>>767930600
no those are his brothers
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>>767929512
>Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson
He carried a 33 ft, 1400 lb log for Christ's sake. I think he could crush a skull, like he did in GoT.
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>>767929512
I'd love to watch him fuck that girl and jerk off. Afterwards he'll make me clean her cumcovered pussy with my tongue.
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>>767930497
and people like to think that the stories about Vikings being goddamn giants was false
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>>767930142
Not as strong as my 45.
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blessed fucking cunt to be so lucky/born right to do nothing but eat sleep shit and lift all day in decades of peace
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>>767930321
>tfw
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>>767933386
What a pussy

>hurr durr this guy is bigger than me and I'm intimidated so I'd shoot him because I'm a craven lil bitch
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>>767930497
cunts 100% a descendent of edward 7
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>>767931327
>wins title and bases career around being strong
>gets him into films based on being strong
>advertises on shirt to boost brand value because why not
>gets called out for overcompensating
you some kind of fucking retard?
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>>767933608
That guy could probably smash with his bare hands it so that it doesn’t work
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>>767929512
His shirt seems accurate
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must be nice to be tall.
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>>767929512
One day, he will get old. His body with wither and break. The thing he spent his whole live building - the image he spent his whole life cultivating - will be no more. And there is nothing he can do to stop it.
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>>767929512
I think my entire skull would crumple if he sneezed too loud
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>>767935052
you know nothing about muscle memory or persistant gains, this guy will be a leviathan titan until he no longer draws breathe and will probably kick the worms who try to eat his maggoty ass's ass
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>>767935147
Whatever you say, hoss.
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>>767935052
And by that time, he'll have a life full of good memories and achievements. Not to mention that GoT money.
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>>767935353
give the dude 3 seasons if he wanted them, not that he'd have anything to prove other then want
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>>767935052
>describes what happens to literally everyone
sounds like you're a jealous faggot clutching at straws. fucking kek.
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