Where do you go when we die, /b/? Also, YLYl thred
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Where do you go when we die, /b/?
Also, YLYl thred
>>767919102
First
>>767919102
You enter a parallel dimension to Earth's as we see it now.
You traverse through your memories as well as anyone who can remember you. If your mother has a memory of you sitting on the swing, you can sit on that swing when she accesses the memory, etc.
If no one remembers you, you live in purgatory, clutching and replaying old memories in your head, haunted.
>>767919102
Nowhere, but don't worry, you won't feel it.
>be me
>of an age
>knock on front door
>wife answers door
>3 kids
>one ot them is holding a lobster
>wtf.jpg
>they are laughing and one of them says to waifu "did you lose your lobster?"
>my subconscious is suddenly on fire
>cant help myself I scream from the kitchen
>WHAT DOES YLYL MEAN!1!!!1!
>wife turns and looks at me like I'm retarded
>kids make nervous noises and leave
>lol.wav
>an hour later I go outside to check mail
>see lobster on neighbour's law
>take this picture
>go back inside
>open beer
>browse /b/
>>767919636
Wat
>>767919102
nowhere
>>767919636
>be me you, you me eat at lobster mans
>having lots of green strips
>see shape squeel
>Noise is of run
>lights
>Chan post 4
>pink Lobster gone
>Talk
>>767920343
This man gets it
No one knows for sure. But once you start having lucid-type dreams, you start thinking that is it, trust me
>>767919102
To Purgatory/Heaven or to Hell, according to the state of your soul.
>>767922618
The state of my soul? What if I'm not American? What bearing does the province of my soul have.
ill go to the dollah store, you go to hell
No where, it's the end
>>767922618
no such thing
>>767919102
No where.
deal with it or became religious
>>767919203
nice shop shlomo
unironic jewish propoganda
>>767923995
Jesus you're retarded
>>767919309
Bro..
>>767919309
Remember me...
>>767919102
well,
first, anything that was born in this physical world, dies with us (name, face, memories, personality, beliefs, body, etc)
then, our life force returns to a source energy being a sort of amalgam of all life energy.
there's not a different one for good people or bad people.
if it judges and punishes life actions, this is done during the transition, because the people you hurt or did good to, are also you, being from the same source energy, so in essence you will judge and punish yourself for life actions.
then your energy gets recycled into the source.
our bodies are antennae, our life forces are a signal, from a "radio station" being the closest thing to God.
>>767925175
>floating through my memories
>someone please remember me. At least that way I can live forever in that memory instead of purgatory
>"hey, I know that guy!"
>someone remembers me!
>"you're that faggot from the total fail ylyl thread on /b/
>after a million year in a 20 reply ylyl thread on /b/ you long for purgatory's warm embrace
>mfw
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>>767926008
I like this one because he was clearly wandering up somewhere he shouldn't be to cause some kind of trouble or distraction.
The scariest part of dying is when you realize that you'll never be alive for all eternity.
>>767919102
Where do I go when you die?
>>767926583
Prison
>>767919102
I need more pics like this.
Is there a name for this style?
>>767926743
LOL.
>>767919203
Yeah hes looks so violent and dangerous thank god soleone punched him in the face mid sentence
>>767926673
How do people take such blurry screenshots?
>>767927105
>a predator
>¿
>>767927145
original screenshot is taken, then uploaded to an image hosting site that slightly compresses the image, which is then saved by another person and uploaded to a different image hosting site that slightly compresses the image, et cetera
>>767926042
What am I supposed to cum in if there's no nose?
>>767927260
That's sad. Digital copying was meant to be lossless. But people always find a way to cancel progress and degrade everything.
>>767927468
>>767927468
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>>767927533
..
>>767926448
Wtf is wrong with my brain, why did I lose to that?
>>767927716
That's not funny. That's fucking horror.
>>767927085
When you're openly touting a symbol of violent and dangerous behavior, it should come as no surprise that you get punched in the face mid sentence.
>>767919102
Where were you before you were born?
>>767922691
Hearty kek
thats not how you do it
>>767919102
I'll go home
>>767919102
I like to think that the DMT keeps you in a perpetual state of bliss before you become nothing.
>>767927420
2nd Law of Thermodynamics, lad. It's bigger than anything we can control.
>>767927716
Already know. My niche was bought 20 years ago. You got to be ready, you know?
Cleveland.
>>767929133
Didn't lose, but legit started bobbin my head reading.
>>767927085
>how to debate a Peaceful Nazi
>Peaceful Nazi
>Debate
We solved this argument with a war. They lost. Why engage with a loser?
>>767927821
Better go hide that hammer and sickle flag, champ. I've got bad news.
>>767919102
Underground
Brainstorming here.
Possible analogies:
>Where does the Sun go at night?
>Where is the Moon when you don't look at it?
>Where do you go when you're asleep?
>Where do you go when you're drunk?
>Where do you go when I forget you?
>Where do you go when you forget me?
>What websites do you browse when you have no Internet?
>Where does a thread go when 404?
>Where does part of you go when it's amputated?
>Where does the snake go when it sheds the skin?
Also >>767927909: >Where were you before you were born?
I think that people who die either become completely alone, or become a world of their own, or emerge in a random world.
It's also worth noting that our spectres (electromagnetic mirages) continue to travel across the universe at the speed of light long after we die. Some alien could harvest those spectres and teleport them onto another planet. They would become our quantum clones.
Another consideration is the definition of "you". The answer to your question depends on what "you" actually is and what it is not. Which aspect of "you" (i.e. the difference you make in the world) is not obliterated by death?
Death is a radical change of topology. The death that we know is destructive but in theory it could be creative too.
>>767928532
loooooooooost
>>767930292
That sounds hopeful
>>767925993
cat not sad
>common to use eye drop medicine on cat prone to gooey eye
>>767924951
nigger.
>>767929273
did i just journey through autism?
>>767925428
Kek
>>767924980
>>767925175
The sad part is... you feel even more haunted repeating the same memories... not because you miss them and want them so badly to be real again, but because that means no one is remembering you.
>>767929363
>we
You didnt do shit. You will never do shit
>>767931374
FUCK YOU!
>>767931461
quit samefag arguing
>>767931461
WHOOOAW
>>767931641
>>767931660
FUCK YOUUUUU!
>>767919309
legitimate runner for gayest thing ever said.
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>>767919102
How is this picture in any way funny? Kys, shit thread
>>767922618
Sure, kid.
>>767929514
Lost
>>767932392
>implying it's supposed to be funny
>implying it's not supposed to connect with OP's first question which is cerebral based
>implying
>>767923494
>when you say you voted republican
>>767923995
Are you butthurt by the hatred and vitriol you arouse in normies? Notice the clapping and cheer f that whole group when your just-as-pussy twin brother got his candyass glass jaw broke. That’s gotta bother you, don’t it, Cletus, you filthy cockroach stormturd faggot?
>>767932633
Why is this the shit that I bust a gut at.
>>767932552
That guy was right, though. How the fuck are you going to try to combine an existential crisis type of topic, with a ylyl? It's fucking stupid. Op is a dumbass.
>>767923494
> ^
> Laquann suggests to the group that they all get jobs and look for ways to better themselves and their community.
>>767932705
OP is a faggot, no doubt. But so is that guy for thinkin OPs pic needs to be YLYL. Fuck you too unless you take my side and (you) me, friendo
>>767919102
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
the way i see it, you turn into something that's not you. e.g. minerals, lifeless proteins, etc.
no memories, no experiences, so you wouldn't register or remember a thing from that period. maybe you'd have some cosmic experience, but i doubt it.
then i believe, if you're lucky, you'll be born again as something, someone else. it already happened once.
>>767932875
u dropped this !
>>767932875
Can you stop reposting this, please.
>>767932831
It says right in his original post "Also YLYL thred", blind nigger. I guess you're a faggot, too.
>>767933064
Yeah, ALSO. You want OP to merge some picture together with mad shoop skills to combine both topics so you get the fucking point? He chose the cerebral picture that related to his first question instead of a YLYL picture.
How fucking hard is that to get? You could've sided with me but not you chose the path of faggot death.
>>767932875
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEpost
faggot,
>>767933278
>nothing personal, kid
Spotted the weeby bodypillow-hugging virgin
Time to KSG yourself in the face and stream it, you're not wise and OP isn't funny, stay mad
>>767933638
You got rekt, child. Revealed to be a fucking retard. maximum kek.
>>767933714
Try again, it was a shit picture and not funny at all. Sorry you're butthurt about being wrong. nothing personal, kid
>>767926548
Owo what's this?
>>767926118
how can you truthfully confirm that you aren't already dead
>>767927105
Number 15. Burger King foot lettuce
>>767933901
>wasn't supposed to be funny
>when you can't read
>b-b-b-ut you're wrong
kek. pic related, it's you. I'm out.
>>767934050
run forest, run
>>767934050
>nothing personal, kid
>>767934132
>not using personnel
Im shiggin and diggin
>>767929698
>that is gangster
>>767932875
Where's the pic, homosexual person.
>>767934242
psssh.. nothin personnel kid..
>>767927802
now this is autism
>>767926360
>all your Ork Boyz missed
Am I the only Ork player that runs a lot of vehicles so I can WAAAAGH! my way into close combat?
>>767929698
that just kung-fued my sides, dude
>>767919102
Picture tries so hard to be non sequitur funny that it goes overboard and ends up as just retarded.
>>767919203
it is common courtesy to knock out nazi cunts
>>767927388
Checked nazi dubs
Cum in her Muttermund mein Neger
>>767919102
six feet under.
>>767919102
Same place we were before we were born
>>767919161
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
now you faggots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TugRpPyN-Yc
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>>767936567
>>767936630
Stop, these are actual shit.
You only got one of the right:
>>767936540
>>767936967
What the fuck did you just fuckin' spew at me, you little shit? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Cincinatti School for Creative and Performing Arts, and I've been involved in numerous scat videos on Pornhub, and I have over 666 confirmed clogs. I am trained in Glam Metal and I'm the top logger in the entire BVB Army. You are nothing to me but just another slidder. I will clog you the fuck up with logs the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, suck my fucking hole. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me from the moshpit? Think again, slidder. As we speak I am clogging my secret network of fangirls across Ohio and your ticket is being voided right now so you better prepare for the shit, asshole. The shit that chokes out the pathetic little thing you call your throat. You're fuckin' clogged, kid. I can log anywhere, anytime, and I can clog you in over Sixx hundred ways, and that's just with my fiber diet. Not only am I incredibly sexy on the cover of every album, but I have stocks to the entire laxative supply of the Johnson & Johnson Corporations and I will use them to their full extent to smear your miserable lips with the cream of my asshole, you little logposter. If only you could have known what steamy diarrhea your little "shitty" comment was about to unleash into your mouth, maybe you would have relaxed your fucking throat. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're slidding the log, you goddamn teen. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fuckin' clogged, sliddo.
>>767927145
dirt on the display idiot
>>767936967
Fuck you, Heaven. Remember two days ago when you called me a newfag? I still haven't forgotten that, you little faggot. Just because you hacked your 4chan account name and changed it to Heaven doesn't make you better than me. I've been here for months and I probably log on more than you do. Fuck you, Heaven. I'll find you, you little bitch
>>767936567
kek
>>767930843
Saved.
>>767927085
He literally dared him to approach and then quickly pussed out.
>>767919309
YAMERO
>>767936993
>>767929514
Omfg bananakin
I'm dying
>>767937631
kek
SO.. he was behind of it??
>>767937242
Hahah.
>>767937631
>>767937776
Saved.
>>767936319
Too fucking soon.
RIP
>>767937235
>>767928333
Kek sonic adventure
>>767919636
tf.jpeg
>>767937631
Fucking bastard, didn’t see it coming.
>>767919309
>afterlife equals memories of you
Hitler is one lucky guy
>>767937937
:'(
>>767937218
>>767926008
This is why blind people use canes lol.
>>767929075
source
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
>>767938594
When a black pastor invited to a church, I politely refused, explaining that I'm unable to dance.
>>767936993
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>>767929273
Dat was funny as hell
>>767937937
The fact that that guy ever thought he controlled pepe
>>767926418
(x)
>>767926630
sssssssssssstttshit happenssssttthhh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af1h4ibpKJA
>>767919102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DPLWXRMCMM
>>767919102
>Where do *you* go when *we* die, /b/?
To a movie (instead of your funerals!!)
>>767939505
That is not my Pepe! That is not the Pepe we've known and loved!
>>767940111
welcome-back-checkem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VlGyMG0ksg
>>767926418
that's one hungry boy.
>>767940069
>>767940188
good-times-checkem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo6caNX1e84
>>767939955
OP meant were you go when 4chan dies.
Your answer still valid though.
>>767940262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjpXjymvGVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVIoBoFkoiM
>>767940259
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>>767940111
ew
>9gag watermark
*spews*
>>767919203
Sleeve is shopped
>>767932272
Have this on my wall
>>767940755
You're just as bad as the guy spamming comics above. Make your own 9gag thread if you want to post that many.
>>767929560
if you look closly you can see that this is fake, because you can see the bike in the end.
>>767930843
> That is exactly what CIA would say to keep the cover of one of their assets
>>767926673
>>Select all girls
>>The one on the example box is not a girl
>>767932875
Fuck u nigga, that copypasa isn't even funny
>>767932633
>>767932702
because youre both polticucks with riding leaders hands' rammed tightly up your asses
>>767932053
Story?
>>767933932
Nerve gas
>>767932665
.05
>>767937631
kek'd 'n' saved
>>767927145
Cause their hand isn't steady when taking the picture, duh
>>767940373
was this made to be this cringey or is by accident?
>>767926630
>Samuel enacts communist dictatorship over Israel
>God has the strength of a Unicorn
>the essence and evidence of God is faith, God get's pissed off if you ask for more
>picking up sticks on a certain day means death by thrown rocks
>and best of all, as long as you worship the right God you can massacre all the children you want EXCEPT the girls, whom you must take as your wives and rape for the rest of their lives
>>767942415
Those parents ODd in the car. That sign is shopped
⬛
>>767919102
either you start over as another thing like a rock or a dog ooooorrr there is no end and you just stop existing there is no sound no color no you, it all just stops existing>>767919102
>>767943238
LOOOL.
>>767943580
/thread
>>767919203
that just proves nazi was right and niggers are monkeys
>>767926766
surrealism art?
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