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My gf don't like dogs and she wants me to get rid of mine, what can I do ? She refuses to see me as long as I still have my dog...
Do you think I can give him to a friend or neighbor?
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If you love your dog, and your gf doesn't, it's time to find a gf that does like owning dogs. Trust me on this.
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>>767913900
Tell your girlfriend to fuck off
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>>767913900
Get rid of her of course. Maybe rehome the dog to someone who's less of a fuckwit too though.
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>>767913900
Leave her. She is nothing but pain for you if she won't accept that dog
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She's a piece of shit.
Dump her
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>>767913900
your bitch gf or the dog...
hint: only one of these two will remain faithful to you
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>>767913900
Fuck that. Keep the dog and toss her
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>>767913900
Give your gf to a neighbor...
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>>767913900
wtf is wrong with you ?
dump her, find some better owner for your dog, and kill yourself
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>>767913900
Doggos are loyal and loving, most women are evil sluts that will emotionally and financially drain you. If she doesn’t like dogs, she’s probably a wretched twat that fucks around.
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>>767913900
>ftw I'll never have a god who hates dogs as much as me
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>>767913900
Dump the gf.
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OP here, she said she wanted us to have a cat, cats are nice too. Anyway my dog is kinda old...
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>>767913900
Jesus you're retarded if you think giving up your dog for some slimy hole is a good idea. She'll probably end up fucking Chad and Jerome and wiping their nut on your pillow. On second thought you probably shouldn't own a dog as you're clearly retarded.
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>>767914366
You cold blooded fucking bastard.
Fuck you.
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tell her to fuck off. it's a dog and you can't treat it like a common house cat
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>>767914366
Stfu. Let your dog live his life together with you as long as he can. After that, talk about a cat. Pets are not meant to just give to someone else when you don't feel like having one anymore
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>>767913900
Get rid of your girlfriend.
You're considering ditching a creature that (I'm assuming) loves you unconditionally for a girl who'll probably end up fucking your best friend. After you've gotten rid of the dog and moved on from your girlfriend letting the neighborhood run train on her, what have you got?
Regrets, anon. You've got regrets.
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>>767913900
Leaving your dog for a whore.

Wtf is wrong with you.
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Don't be your woman's bitch but you dog fags are insufferable.
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first of all; bitchslap your gf for talking. her job is to be seen, not heard.

second, sell your dog to a korean restaurant. having a pet is gay and the first step on the path to becoming an eccentric bachelor.
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She can fuck right off. OP is a fag if he's seriously considering this.
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Your dog will have eternal love for you. You get rid of the dog, then your going to walk in on a nigger fucking her in your bed. Do you know how much you'll miss that dog when that happens?
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>>767913900
drop that stupid whore and keep your dog. if you listen to what that retarded whore wants from you you will regret this so fucking hard.
that shitcunt sounds like a manipulative, controlling assborn roastcunt, she is not worth keeping. get better taste and judgement in women you stupid faggot.
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How long have you been with her OP?
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Kill your girlfriend.

Or just dump her.

You aren't choosing a dog over a girlfriend. You're dumping a girl who is bitchy enough to force you to get rid of your dog.

It's a shit test. Pass it by telling the bitch to fuck herself.
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>>767914366
you subhuman fuck. I hope she cheats on you with a nigger and dumps you in 4 months.
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>>767914366
Are you fucking retarded? She's a GIRLFRIEND not a wife or fiancée. Tell her to fuck off. A GF has no business in your pet affairs, you work life, your financial business, etc. Tell her to eat shit!
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She doesn’t have to like your dog.
She has go tolerate it though.
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>>767913900
Dog will never cheat on you or hurt you.
Gf will
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>>767913900
Op i was in this situation about 6 years ago. My doggo was my best buddy, i found a real cute girl, we got along well but she hated dogs.

>"anon, I love you bur you have to get rid of doggo"
>"no"
>"anon please, its either me or the dog
>ok see ya bitch

6 months later I fou d an ever prettier girl who was way cooler and was super in love with my dog. Weve been togrther for almost 5 years now.

Moral of the story, if some one truley loves you, they would never make you choose between them and somthing you love.
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The fact youʻre even considering it suggests that youʻre seriously fucked in the head
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>>767915318
She's already fucking an alpha. OP is a beta bitch. She's fucking the alpha and OP is going to be her little soyboytoy with the money. She is going to play house with the OP and then go suck off her alpha man.
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>>767914366
Your gf is the man of the relationship. Fucking pathetic.
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>>767913900
Get rid of gf, dog's are actually loyal anywho while your gf will likely cheat on you down the road if not already is
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>>767913900
Dump her
Not even kidding.

She's giving you an ultimatum which should be a red flag for any guy.

Anyway, said dog will probably live longer than the relationship would last. Keep dog, dump girl.
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>>767913900
Dont get rid of your fucking dog dumbass.
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>>767913900
A man who would give up a dog for a roastie deserves neither. You should give your gf to a neighbor and hang yourself.
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>>767915401
Best post.
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A decent GF will not make a big deal out of you simply having a pet she doesn't prefer. She's a bitch and this is a shit test. Pass it by telling her to kick rocks or else just kill yourself.
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>>767913900
PLEASE kys OP. If not, then yes, give your dog to someone who is not nearly as huge a beta cuck as you are, and would never ask this question.

NO man would ever ask this question...and I think probably very few women either. Either way, you don't deserve a dog.

I pray to all things holy that she fucks Chad, Tyrone, your dad, and let's ALL your friends (even the fat ugly one) run train in her asshole...and then gives you herpes all within a week of you abandoning your pup.

You're a shit person OP.
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>>767914366
I swear to god op you will regret it you fucking retard.
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>>767915401
Based post
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>>767914366
Your dog will always be loyal and love you. This fucking heartless roastie will force her shitty cat into your home while she fucks tyrone on your bed. Any woman who doesnt understand the love of a man and his pet and wants to separate you is a dirty cheating whore. You deserve her for even considering it.
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>>767913900
dog will love you forever. Girlfriend only love you if you have money.
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>>767913900
Has to be bait. No one's this fucking stupid.
But in case of not bait... find a new gf. She's not worth the trouble.
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>>767915401
This guy here gets it. Its not just about the dog but the fact she wants to separate you from somethign you love shows her true personality.
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so many dogfuckers in this thread kek
OP, value human contact for once
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>>767914792
Yeah but the dog will only live for a few years, with her it's gonna last for our whole life!
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>>767915834
>implying he can't have human contact on a regular basis
Projecting your problems on op does nothing here
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>>767913900
once you get rid of the dog, she'll find something else to complain about and try to change about you.
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>>767915786
You would think.
My best friend through school burned bridges with all the friends his new GF didn't like on her demand.
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>>767913900
Get rid of the girlfriend. If she can’t love all of you, including the things and ones you love, you deserve better.
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>>767915834
Catfag detected
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>>767915956
Fucking this.
If you let her force you to get rid of your dog, she'll know she's got you by the balls and can manipulate you however she pleases.
>>767916062
Catfag here, and I'm still voting against getting rid of the pupper.
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>>767913900
Don't give up your dog bro. That dog will love you unconditionally for the rest of it's life. Your gf will probably cheat on you next week, especially if she isn't even invested enough in the relationship to tolerate an animal that probably doesn't even interact much with her. Drop the human bitch asap
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>>767913900
Wow you are so fucking pussy whipped if you would ditch your dog too get some.

Even the beta guys here are looking at you and thinking what jesus what a fucking bitch.

You need to dump this bitch on facebook tell everyone she wanted you to get rid of your dog and be a real man for once.
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>>767914366
I really hope this is quality bait
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>>767913900
Op. In this thread you find a bunch of fags talking about how “lul ermahgerd get a new gf lyke wtf” some sort of disease is plaguing our world at the moment where people have develeoped this sick sense of a false reality where they misvalue the amount of joy a dog can bring to a persons life especially compared to another person. Truth is dogs are a smelly, fustratingly loud and dirty pack of responsibility. 80% of the time your dumb ass dog will be barking at a fucking wall while you are trying to sleep, pissing all over your shit, chewing up all your stuff, Getting hair all over your things, Making your house smell like wet dog, Getting sick and costing you a $2000 vet bill because he was constipated from eating a baseball glove and other incessantly stupid shit.
The only real tangible joy a dog can bring you comes from watching it act like a retard and cuddling. Which are both trade mark things that you can get from a girlfriend.
In all reality dogs are mini children and you don’t see people walking around all day talking about how they want another kid. I know that reading this is pissing a lot of you faggots off but you arn’t sure why it’s making you mad. Let me explain to you what this is. It’s called cognitive dissonance. You are angry because your tiny little brain is reading something that questions your current stake on reality. But i’m not wrong. everything i have claiming is tangibly true. Everything.
Op get rid of your fucking dog. As for you fags telling him to get a new girl friend. Kill yourself. You can get far more joy from human interaction then you can a dog and the girl sounds like she’d have an abortion in a hot minute if she got pregnant so you don’t have to worry about dumb ass kids eithier.

You’re welcome bud.
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tfw my girlfriend actually called my dog a faggot and i didn't dump her and we're still together.
i had to give up my dog, actually gave him a better life
day of she made fun of me and called him a faggot etc. that's one of the last times i cried
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>>767916306
>trying this hard in a clear bait thread
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>>767913993
This
My dog has never betrayed me
I have had 2 gfs in six months, both I caught cheating on me behind my back.

A loyal dog > A fucking whore
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>>767916306
>this guy must really want to get laid and then pretend he isn't still lonely while his "gf" ignores his ass to go spend his money with her friends
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>>767916306
You clearly dont understand the point that everyone is trying to make, you are the stupid one for not understanding that the bitch is not worth a shit for making him choose between her and the dog, nothing good can come out of a relationship with someone like that. Cunt
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>>767916306
>You can get far more joy from human interaction then you can a dog
True
Now imagine how much more joy OP could have by dumping a controlling bitch, finding a girl who likes dogs, then interacting with both dog AND girl (who may not be a controlling bitch)
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>>767913900
Get rid of your girlfriend. Your dog will love you unconditionally forever. Don't trade that in for a bitch who'll choose between you and the dog. The dog wouldn't choose between you and her.

Fuck her off and find a dog loving girlfriend.
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>>767916306
Lol.

This from a guy whose longest relationship was with a fleshlight.
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>>767917207
this advice, best advice.
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>>767913900
That girl will leave you, keep the doggo, he’s been through thick and thin with you bro....
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>>767917330
Doggo. That bitch will cheat, that’s probably what she’s doin right now
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>>767913900
I would never get rid of my dog for some bitch. She’s probably gonna get tired of you in a year seeing as you’re such w cuck, and then you’ll be without your bitch and your dog.

Can’t believe youre even considering giving your dog up kys
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Have some damn integrity, that dog needs to know the true value of its life and your love. Say you give up the dog and end up leaving eachother anyway? Your next partner would be gone as soon as she heard you say you abandoned a dog for a woman who gave you an ULTIMATUM. It may hurt for a moment, but, this girlfriend of yours is truly awful to be ok with a dog being put down or worse just because she wanted you to make such a decision for her. Do the right thing, bro.
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>>767913900
get rid of the girlfriend. she doesn't depend on you for survival.
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Lol op you wanna know how I know she’s fucking real men behind your back?
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>>767913900
You are a faggot for even considering this. Keep the dog, dump the gf
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>>767913900
get another large male dog and let him fuck some sense into her
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>>767913900
OP here, i didn't expect this kind of backlash. I can understand where you guys are coming from. You're right. Fuck this bitch. I'm keeping my dog!
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>>767916306

>>767913900
>Op. In this thread you find a bunch of fags talking about how “lul ermahgerd keep yer gf lyke wtf” some sort of disease is plaguing our world at the moment where people have develeoped this sick sense of a false reality where they misvalue the amount of joy a girlfriend can bring to a persons life especially compared to a pet. Truth is girlfriends are a smelly, fustratingly loud and dirty pack of responsibility. 80% of the time your dumb ass girlfriend will be farting at a fucking wall while you are trying to sleep, pissing all over your shit, chewing up all your stuff, Getting hair all over your things, Making your house smell like wet fish, Getting sick and costing you a $2000 doctor bill because she was constipated from an unhealthy cleansing-diet and other incessantly stupid shit.
>The only real tangible joy a grilfriend can bring you comes from watching her act like a retard and cuddling. Which are both trade mark things that you can get from a dog.
>In all reality girlfirends are mini children and you don’t see people walking around all day talking about how they want another kid. I know that reading this is pissing a lot of you faggots off but you arn’t sure why it’s making you mad. Let me explain to you what this is. It’s called cognitive dissonance. You are angry because your tiny little brain is reading something that questions your current stake on reality. But i’m not wrong. everything i have claiming is tangibly true. Everything.
>Op get rid of your fucking girlfriend. As for you fags telling him to keep the bitch. Kill yourself. You can get far more joy from doggo interaction then you can a girl and the dog sounds like he’d have catch a ball in a hot minute if he got a treat so you don’t have to worry about dumb ass kids eithier.
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>You’re welcome bud.
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People who don't like dogs are terrible. Dump her.
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I feel sorry for whoever has to live your “gf”. she sounds like a bossy crazy bitch who will easily dump without a second thought.

Down the road she’ll ask you to stop talking with certain friends and family members because she doesn’t like them or because they influence your decisions. She’ll tell you that she will leave if you don’t cut off ties, etc. She sounds like a toxic controlling bitch, and I don’t know if you really want that in your life.

And give your dog away to somebody that will respect its loyalty. Kys after for considering it.
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>>767914917
This. No OTHER option. She WILL A CUCK YOU
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>>767916391
Worth it?
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>>767913900
I dont have a dog anymore, but ill tell ya, if some chic told me to get rid of my dog back in the day I would have just "lol, no"

The dog was there before her and will probably be there after her and why the fuck does she think she can have that kind of control over my life?
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>>767918288
It's only partially about the dog
Mostly it's about the GF being a controlling whore tossing around ultimatums like queen bitch
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>>767914917
>love
>a dog
stop projecting. dogs are mostly instinct driven. they will like anyone who gives them food. they don't love you for your personality dude.

op still should get rid of his gf for her trying to be the boss, if he lets her win this, he will be beta for the rest of his relationship with her.
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The fact that you didn't just laugh in her face, turn around 360 degrees, and walk away, is all the proof I need that you are hopeless. Tell her to suck your dick. I'd rather anyone I've ever dated be dead then lose my dog. Dog will never leave you, girl obviously is a piece of shit and will..
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>>767916391
what the fuck is wrong with you
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>>767917239
Classic “luuuuul anybody who disagrees with me is a virgin” tactic.
Welcome to 4chan
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>>767916391
Wtf, what pussy ass bitch you are
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>>767917533
>next partner
1. there won't be any next
2. girls would love to hear that you invest into a relationship. she only wouldn't like that he didn't do anything that big for her and probably will make him do something even worse for her.
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>>767919213
bullshit, food is only part of it. Yes they don't love you for your political and philosophical views but if you are a pleasant person who gives cuddles, shares your food with them sometimes and let them share your bed they will love you a lot more than if you just leave them in the yard all day and occasionally throw a bowl of food out there

And if you take the knot on a regular basis they'll love you even more and follow you to the end of the world
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>>767918299
kek lost
i hope it was meant ylyl
cause we live in a sick world where people put their pets on a higher level than other human beings. and that is the real sociopath. it is ok to like you pet but never forget what it is. just an animal. if it dies, buy a new one. and yes, i had a cat and a dog before which was actually fun. still they don't get any close to being with human beings.
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>>767913900
Leave her, because it's not about the dog.
It's about control.
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>>767919443
nonsense. they have no other chance than like their owner.
actually if you don't treat them like humans and stop projecting and talk to them like a crazy as if they understood any complex sentences, they will feel much better.
treat them as a dog. be their boss and let them live outside in a kennel and don't kiss or cuddle them. wtf some even let their shit eating dogs lick their mouth. stupid people.
dogs need strong lead and need to know their place. otherwise you only confuse them and they get aggressive for being insecure who is the actual boss.
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>>767919536
pets are family

other people are just strangers, i don't give a shit what happens to them

i will cry more when my dog dies than when my parents died, and i'm not ashamed by that
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>>767919213
Only a cat owner would think this. Anyone who had ever owned a dog knows you're retarded.
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>>767915442
Wow, you sure are tense about a lot of things, aye?
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>>767919778
sociopath by definition.
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>>767916306
You are aware of the fact that you can train your dog right? I had 4. And none of them pissed anywhere, barked except on command, chewed anything up besides their toys, etc.
Train your dog, feed it well and healthy, go walking with it according to his needs and most importantly: Don't be retarded and you won't fail in keeping one.
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>>767919834
boo hoo go save starving kids in war torn africa if you care so much about your fellow humans
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>>767914366
>be 6-8 years old
>Love owner unconditionally for the whole time
>New person comes in with owner
1 month later
>Been 30 days since ive seen anon, i wonder when he's coming back
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>>767919782
i had a cat and a dog before and i took care of lots of dogs already.
dogs actually have some kind of personality in terms of how aggressive and how smart and how vivid they are. but that's it. they mostly react by instinct and you can educate them best by making use of this mechanism.
children are much more complex to handle for having real personalities and being able to overcome their instincts.
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get rid of that bitch (not the dog)
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>>767913900
Sell your girlfriend to a chinese resteraunt. She's clearly a bitch and they make the best dim sims.
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>>767919970
beat me by one fuckin second!
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>>767913900
Tell her to take a fucking hike. This (assuming it's not a lie) is an exercise in power. She wants to see if she can make you give something up that you love.
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>>767919897
i don't give a fuck about african children.
but if my dog bites a child i will fuck it up for that and don't give that child any shit. dogs have to adapt and integrate into society and not the other way around.
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>>767913900
>Do you think I can give him to a friend or neighbor?
well ask them and not us. how the fuck would we know?
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Tell her to fuck off, she is worthless.
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>>767913900
Fuck that shit, keep the dog.
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you know what to do op
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>>767919385
>girls would love to hear that you invest into a relationship. she only wouldn't like that he didn't do anything that big for her and probably will make him do something even worse for her
>girls would love to hear that you forfeited any backbone you had left because "HURR IT ME OR DOG"

So, Op is supposed to submit to the wannabe queen or face the threat of something worse? You honestly think it's good to be spineless? I think this conversation should end right here.
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>>767913900
Listen, only one of them will always unconditionally love you. Also women who don't like dogs are going to cheat on you and try to control your life. A girl that doesn't like dogs isn't even fuck worthy.
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>>767920508
From what I've seen, OP is a worthless piece of shit and should get what comes to him.
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>>767913900
Keep the damm dog.

It begins with a dog and ends with her fucking a negro in your bed while you record. Help yourself and don't become an spineless cuck.
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>>767913900
do the compassionate thing, put her down.
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>>767914366
now you are just trolling...haven't read the rest of the thread yet, I hope its just ROLLIN'
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>>767914366
I hope you die faggot. Hope you don't mind Tyrone coming over to while you sleep on the porch. Fucking bitch
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>>767921047
He considered it. No excuses. I'm more concerned about the dog, just sucks knowing how shitty the dog will feel about a sackless owner giving them up for pussy, or trying to get it. The op probably tosses her some walking around money that she spends on other guys and shit.
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>>767913900
Mate, unless she's an absolute 10/10, let's you fuck her ass whenever you want and is perfect in any other way you need to ditch her. There's always much more pussy but your dog is your bro
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>>767915834
>not choosing some thot over your doggo means you want to fuck it

Some of us can actually get pussy on demand and aren't that desperate you fucking beta
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I could never give up my dog for anyone lol. My girlfriend gets really jealous of things easily and one time she got mad at me for wanting to walk my dog instead of doing something with her, even though I asked her to come on the walk. I ignored her for a couple days after and told her to fuck off it’s my dog. She hasn’t complained about the dog since

When that happened I actually thought to myself, I could never marry this chick. My dog is such a. Sweet poodle I can’t believe she got jealous over her ,daisy is so sweet lol. I don’t even consider myself to be a dog person or whatever, daisy is just so sweet and kind how could someone be so shitty to a dog like that
Pic is my dog
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>>767922262
They say dogs are pussy magnets but some of us figured out you could simply skip a step and get the best of both worlds
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>>767916306
Even if all of what you said about dogs was true, the point is having some fucking self respect and not letting some thot force you to do anything you don't want to do. Why don't you let some fucking whore spend all your money and use you like a slave whilst she fucks tyrone every other weekend all because you're too desperate to shoot goo out of your tinsy dick you beta fuck. I'd literally respect someone with a cuck fetish and see them as more of a man than any retard in this thread seriously saying to pick the slut over the dog
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>>767922503
I hope you have surveillance cameras or have already left her, she's probably abusing the dog when you're not home
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>>767918069
Haha, this is literally the most sensible choice outside of just ditching her
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>>767913900
get a new GF. Dogs before bogs(vagines)
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>>767914278
>this
only solution for beta manchild soyboi

the gf needs to find a real man
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>>767922527
Imma call bullshit unless you post pics of you fucking your dog, anon.
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>>767922855
nah I'm not about to eat another ban for that

but there are lots of experienced anons
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>>767915581
This, the fact he'd even consider this make me question his manhood
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>>767916391
Haha nice bait
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