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ausfags report in. 4655 here. post whatever you want.
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4814, hangin with mah boongs in Vincent!
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4825 here, nothing but coons and lead dust.
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I didn't even know we had 4000's
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>>767912439
mt isa country? that's a hard life mate.
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>>767912454
you're from down south aren't ya?
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>>767912357
I heard there are spics in australia, is it true?
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4879
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Anyone near Berwick?
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>>767912463
Yeah man, its not that bad when you plan to GTFO in a few years.
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>>767912472
How'd ya guess?
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>>767912480
Just native american Australian's
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>>767912488
but those few years are gonna be a cunt lol. just don't get mugged by a gang of coons.
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>>767912507
because you're all ignorant as fuck.
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>>767912555
Only about things that don't matter
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2256, its bloody 15 degrees and I'm fucking cold.
>still struggling from a weekend long bender from prozac and a couple cases.
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>>767912480
More Africans and Asians than anything. The Greeks were a problem but they settled down a bit. Whatever Spics are here are a pack of cunts tbh. They'll step on your head while you drown.
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>>767912597
You cunts are way too self-important for me to waste time on. Have a good night mate.
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>>767912512
>>767912480
Mother's Native American, the black gene skipped me though, just got left with a chubby nose and rounder cheeks. Always good to know I can both say that I've come from Chiricuahua Apaches and can have a scrap 15 schooeys down at the fuckin' bowlo.
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6530 reporting in
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>>767912542
Trick is to not walk anywhere, drive really fast and carry an emergency throwing goon sack to distract them if they get too close.
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>>767912719
this cunt gets it.
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>>767912720
isn't that an island?
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>>767912719
I loled hard.
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>>767912735
kek i'll buy it. it's like a dystopian future up there and it reeks of road kill.
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>>767912715
Have yourself a mad one too bloke.
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>>767912831
>>767912715
oi. be nice to each other bastards! we're all convicts and cunts.
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>>767912357
boooiz, 3977 here currently smashing a vb and getting ready to smash a few hot ones in a min.
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>>767912927
i wish i had a few hot ones to smash. but living in a mining town in the middle of qld means it's dry as fuck. 4744 carnts!
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>>767912771
No Geraldton WA
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>>767912997
Unlucky bro :(, you can get bud mailed to u from all around Aus i use the dark web when all my dealers go dry.
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>>767913042
my bad. live large my cunt.
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>>767912735
Was down in Jervis Bay last week:
>was going down to Hussikson pub
>sheila comes upto me
>Biggest_coon_in_the_whole_fucking_dreamtime.gif
>asks for a dart -I say "sorry no I dont."
>End up doing a 5minute lap of the street to see if theres better places to eat.
>spots me again, asks me again
>reeks of piss.jpeg
>notice a tinny bong in her hand
>mfw she asks for a 3rd time
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>>767912871
I thought we were the height of politeness no way I'd be that kind to a cunt from any other land. But still waiting for a dude to come over to tell me where 4000's are at, so still ignorant till then *sigh.
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>>767912357
http://www.pixsense.net/site/v/5609753#2980&5609753
http://www.pixsense.net/site/v/5609751#2980&5609751
http://www.pixsense.net/site/v/5609748#2980&5609748
http://www.pixsense.net/site/v/5609746#2980&5609746
http://www.pixsense.net/site/v/5609743#2980&5609743
http://www.pixsense.net/site/v/5609741#2980&5609741
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>>767913063
fuck i might have to look into it. pretty shit with computers though so i might get done but it'll be worth the cones lol.
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>>767913157
4000's are QLD I'm pretty sure my dude.
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>>767913137
I used to live in Darwin, they would loiter out the front of Palmerston shops. Ask you for money or a smoke and if you said no they would start abusing you.

Bunch of human nards.
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>>767913157
Quick google search showed 4000 is brisbane spec mate, didnt know they got so high myself
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>>767913137
Dude same thing happened to me in Adelaide as few months back, Abbo bitch was going walkabout the pub demanding cigarettes from erryone till she got kicked out. I hate leaving Victoria.
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Queensland tits
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>>767913190
Definitely my dude.
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>>767913288
Nice m8. Anyone got any discord links? Got a few to share myself.
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4053 reporting in
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>>767913310
dont you need to be in a city with a crypto conversion facility around though? you can only buy with crypto hey?
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Looking for Phoebe from sydney nudes. She's asian. I know they are out there
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>>767912777
czhecked.
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>>767913237
Ahhkay much thanks :), being in the 3000's i figured 4000's would be our neighbours but no, once more my friend logic failed me.
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>>767913444
Trips checked! I used to live in 3228 so I get it.
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Anyone know Caitlin?
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>>767913364
Depends on dealers man, the one i usually contact i think lives in SA and i just pay using paypal. He packages it real inconspicuous like, usually in a cheap headset lol.
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>>767913578
i love whores.
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>>767913578
Yeah thats my little sister, panties smell like piss and shit.
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>>767913579
fuck that's good to know. just though a tor browser n shit right? i really know nothing about this kinda shit cause i've only ever gone through physical dealers.
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>>767913578
no but i'd like to.
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>>767913578
fuck i wish i did
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>>767912357
http://newchan(dot)tk/imageboards/au/
Let's start some threads cunts!
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>>767913728
HA!
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>>767913638
Yeash just use tor, i had no idea about any of it till i was 2 weeks without bud and desperate so i looked into it. One of the best things i've done.
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>>767913674


>>767913635


>>767913695
Here you go boys
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>>767913774
Thanks anon. I'll give it a good look. Bloody legend.
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>>767913802
Fark. She takes her vitamins.
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>>767913812
No prob bob, stay up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCPWQLryt-Q
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>>767913802
'all about it' you know she hoks pingas and sucks dick.
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4816 reporting in
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>>767913890
I will.
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>>767914029
always.
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>>767914004
go for it anon.
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>>767912357
bow before 2000
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>>767914004
Fap like captain Cook is watchin muh man
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https://www.google.com
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>>767914082
Any of u drongos actually eaten roo meat? shits tasty af.
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>>767912611

dont mix em,

could die or get stroke
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>>767913288
straight from the NZ bread
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>>767914120
nice bro
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>>767912771

its called the Big Island
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>>767914139
struth
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>>767912357
Go to bed you Maryborough inbred
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>>767912357
Was a good thread last night.
It's raining in Brisbane right now and expecting lots more tomorrow.
Any good place to find shrooms this time of year?
4109 checking in.
I haven't gone looking for shrooms since I lived in Japan.
Also hi you cheeky cunts.
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>>767914282
Oath.
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>>767914286
Hervey Bay actually m8.
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>>767914082
Struts u cheeky kunt
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>>767914139
yeh, is served in pubs, and in some restaurants as delicacy
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>>767914333
Nice trips.
Struts.
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>>767914293
Hey mang! Im in Vic and shroom season is a go down here, went picking last week in duh hills and only got a few, once winter kicks in fully im gonna be stocked!
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>>767914369
u can get it from coles.
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>>767913578

she's a prude,

movin on
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>>767914139
First time I ate it, was shit. I think it was not cooked properly.

Asian friend cooked some the other month, fucking excellent.

Fuck Asians know how to cook.
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>>767914578
Yeah gotta slow cook it or it goes tuff, yeah only thing good about immigration.
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where the fuck am i supposed to find nice "massages" now that craigslist is gone?
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>>767914651
That and sex slavery.
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>>767914407
Nice! Wanna share a throwaway email and I can just pay you an agreed upon price to send some up or too worried I'm FBI?
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>>767914734
whats your address, ill be right over.
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>>767914734
HAHAHA fuuuuuck cunt. thats funny,
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>>767914651
I'll give you an unhappy ending like last time. Srs, sloot gave up on me bc next customer was coming soon. Waste of $80 fucking dollars. And in Japan I could get a root for that amount...
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>>767914764
My friends pay me a good price so ill stick to that, i actually make more in two hours of picking than half a week of full time employment.
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>>767914862
I've only ever fucked 2 escorts and it was the best money i ever spent, srsly bros Asian hookers rule!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqngrRBIpkw
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>>767915003
She was asain but I talked her down which made her mad I guess bc she was only ever on the clock and kicked me out after she realised I wasn't going to cum without real work.
Having said that the two very best hookers in my life were asain.
Having said that all 5 hookers I've ever had were asain.
I've fucked plenty of white meat but I've only married 2 Asians. I guess you could say I legit have yellow fever.
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>>767914750
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Queen was a great band. I don't know if they were good enough to own a whole chunk of Australia, but hey, it's your choice. Is there an AC/DC land too? The Wiggles probably have stipmall named after them.
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>>767915395
We have Australian Capital and Darwin Cunts so yeah we have AC/DC
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>>767915395
Go back to your twang and Bud Light, fuckhead.
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