I was born happy and healthy but a failed circumcision took my penis from me. Im 21 now and all my life i've had no penis.
Pic is not me, but what it looks like basically.
>>767909611
wait. you still have your balls working?!?
how do you feel about the jew
>>767909658
yeah they produce sperm i just cant release it. Well it dribbles out when I rub the right places for long enough.
>>767909611
this would be me
>op will never experience this
Do you do prostate stimulation?
>>767909611
>$0.00? why??!!!?????
>>767909775
it is hard to do but i've tried. its hard to actually cum from that and so most of the time i dont get any release. but yes
>>767909611
post pic of you with timestamp or gtfo
sage goes in all fields
>>767909611
I feel sorry for you dude
But for some reason I find it hot and I would fuck your ass
>>767909611
so you cant fucking sue the place that did this to you?
>>767909865
doing this because im bored at work. could take later but unfortunately it is very real
>>767909907
it was when i was a baby and it was just put down as a mistake. Now i have no cock to show for it.
>>767909611
how do you piss?
become a trap
>falling for the circumcision meme
how many people know about this?
Have you considered sex change?
>>767910285
i still have all the instincts that a straight man has. I have absolutely no desire to be a woman. Also they use the penis to turn it into a vagina so they cant do anything with me
>>767909611
what on earth did you make it to 21?
i would have an hero’d long before that
>>767909955
Do you blame the jews?
>>767909611
First of all, I feel bad for you, but at the same time, I'm sure you don't want sympathy. However, since you posted, I must ask, are you straight? How do you reconcile lusting for women? How would you negotiate a relationship? Do you have any aspirations for one?
>>767910373
*how on earth
Sorry to hear this happened to you, anon. I can't imagine how shitty that would be. I've heard of things like this happening. Couldn't you sue for something this serious?
>>767910381
i am straight and i feel the desires that all straight men feel towards women but i just havent dont it for obvious reasons. i will probably not be in a relationship until sex is something i dont lust for
>>767910373
highschool was the worst, you dont realise how horny you are until you cant actually cum. thought about suicide many times
>>767910401
probably could have at the time but i dont think it was due to a major mistake. just very unlucky
>>767909611
they just had the worlds first penis transplant on a veteran that lost his dick about a month ago. Chill out for a few more years, the surgery will progress. The get yourself a steaming 9inch cock OP. dont worry brother it will be fine.
>>767909611
So because of Jewish traditions forced upon American Christians, you now do not have a cock. It could have been different, you could still have your cock and your foreskin would not have be used in skin care products without these "doctors"
Circumcision removes about 80% of sensitivity, so you are missing the last 20%
>>767910577
actually i'm missing 100%. yep an unnecessary procedure took my dick from me, that fact has made my life very different
why even have the balls. I guess you could donate sperm.
>>767910668
without balls you lose testosterone production I think
>>767910668
theres no reason to cut the balls of someone if you dont have to, and they produce hormones that i'd have to take by pill.
the balls are the cannonball factory where the dick is just the cannon, is how i think of it
>>767909611
Does the urethra still come out above the. balls where it normally would or did they reroute it to come out below the nutsack in the gooch area for easier dickless pissing?
>>767910639
do you pee standing up or down?
>>767910727
i piss out a hole in my gooch
>>767909611
https://youtu.be/sn4WTJ1zpyQ
>>767910727
wtf is a gooch
>>767910518
Damn, that's hard to hear OP. Y'know, if you put yourself out there, I'm sure you can find a girl to be with. If she really likes you, she will be willing to work with it. Oral fun and you can use a strapon. Having your balls licked is one of the best pleasures out there and beats getting your dick sucked. You can make it work anon, and there's no reason you should have to live a sexless and single life. I wish you the best!
what do you do when you're horny?
>>767910831
yeah its hard to have a woman not walk away when finding out i've got no man piece, but eventually i'll find someone i guess.
Its hard though because women love dick. It might be harder to notice when you have one but lacking it has shown me that women really want you to have one. thats the main obstacle for me having a relationship
>>767910874
if i dont have an hour to spare, wait for it to go away. I started getting phantom boners at puberty which makes it more diffucult to ignore
so you've never had an orgasm? do you ever wonder or imagine what an orgasm feels like? the best feeling a human can feel and you have no clue what it is like .... tisk tisk
>>767909611
>>767910830
the gooch is the part between the asshole and the balls.
Wouldn't it be better for you to consider chemical castration, i'd probably go mad if i couldn't relieve myself in any way. Seems like a better way than getting horny all the time
>>767911014
i can have orgasms but it is hard to achieve. i rub around the scars of where my dick would be
>>767911091
expensive, and i still want to feel like a human. i am attracted to women as much as anyone else so even though i dont have a dick i dont want to lose that
Did you like the characters in Game of Thrones that have the same condition you have.
Do you like their portrayal like e.g. Varys and Theon.
>>767911259
thanks anon. im just hoping stem cells will be able to grow me a beautiful cock and can cum on the face of someone finally
>>767910699
Yeah, you do. As far as I know, balls are actually the only glands in the body that produce testosterone.
what op wishes could happen to him
>>767911144
Im sorry you need to live like this
This is what every person who wants their child circumsized should read
Before they go to jail for wanting to cut part of an infants dick off
i cant imagine the thought that not only can i not use my dick at the moment, i can never and will never feel penile pleasure again.
you are a strong man op
>>767910831
I'd rather not have one than have one that doesnt fucking work. Atleast then I can excuse it to something out of my control.
>>767909611
Jesus H Christ. At that point, it probably would have been kinder to take your nuts too. Having no dick and a sex drive is probably a nightmare.
You know they've built artificial penises on men. They've also recently had the first penis transplant on an Iraq war veteran.
I think it's fully reasonable to sue whatever hospital left you without a penis. The cash you demand should basically be enough to surgically reconstruct or transplant one AND a lot of additional cash for the trouble.
What happened? A bad infection? Hell, if I was the parent of a baby that had an infected penis from a sloppy circumcision, I'd tell the docs to try to fight it with antibiotics as best they can, but under *no* circumstances do they amputate. A man who's not whole is gonna have no quality of life.
I knew a man who had an infected skin graft on his legs from a sloppy procedure at a bad hospital and the doc thought amputation was necessary. His family took him to a more competent doc/hospital, and they fixed him with antibiotics so amputation wasn't necessary.
You need something. You might want to make a dating site profile with a fake name that doesn't show face in which you tell women upfront about your problem. I guarantee you'd get some pity dates and there's women out there with a low sex drive that would probably be okay with it (assuming you have more to offer than just your lack of a dick). But it's one of those things, unfortuantely, that women need to know about up front and if you shock them with it after date 3, they'll probably cease contact.
>>767909611
wow that sucks
If I could I would donate an inch or two
>>767911610
Yeah I'm not sure how it happened, i think my penis was hard to see and the doc cut the whole thing off. I was a baby so i guess the whole thing was just too small.
Its possible in the future to get something resembling a dick. I didnt have anything done to me so far because it might not take, and might make anything in the future harder to do.
>>767911309
I'd hope so too. If not, I hope you can keep heart and live meaningful life. As opposed to what most fags say on here, women care most about personality. I hope you live a happy life.
>>767911754
Be honest, do you like it up the butt? I'm a hetero man and I enjoy anal, no shame in it (but you don't want to go talking about that with people who don't understand).
Maybe make yourself a dating profile on fetlife. It's a fetish based website for people with kinks to find dates. Mention up front that you have no dick and enjoy anal (that *is* what you meant by rubbing certain places, right?).
Also, with proper prostate stimulation (from anal), you should be able to cum.
I'm thinking you get in a femdom relationship with a dom that doesn't enjoy being penetrated (yes, they exist) and enjoys sodomizing men.
You can find a woman, you just need to find kinks compatible with your condition.
>>767911980
I have tried and im getting used to it but usually i rub where my penis was supposed to be since theres technically about 2 inches that are inside the body that i still have.
>>767912059
There is a surgery that cuts the tendon holding up the penis. It will increase the penis size by about 2 inches .
This is done by a lot of guys that want a bigger dick.
Perhaps you could have this done and stretch that shit
>>767912176
I dont think that was possible in my case
>>767909748
Neither will you.
pics with timestamp or it never happened
Having a dick looks so fun too though anons. I wish i could helicopter and make dick jokes but it doesnt feel right
>>767912444
at work, can later. I wish it never happened anon but here i am a straight male and dickless.
>>767910021
Yeah
>>767909611
OP, RN here, did a 2-year stint in NICU so I know a bit on what goes on there.
I have seen this happen exactly once and heard about another two cases from a doc. If a penis is below a certain size, the doctor has a chat with the parents. There are medical issues from having an extremely small penile sheathe that can arise during the early stages of puberty. It can result in permanent damage to the penis itself and can lead to further mental problems later in life if that occurs. Removing the penile sheathe can prevent that from occurring and can be done as an infant. We had a case with this occur and we recommended the parents to tell the child that a circumcision incident occurred. We'd rather take the blame on that than let the kid go through life thinking he's a genetic anomaly.
Either that or your doc really did fuck up and cut your penis off.
>>767910147
>scrub
>not realizing the best thing about a trap is the penis
>>767909611
Circumsision should be banned or at the very least be up to the individual once he turns 18 or older. It's not as if nature has given human males foreskin for no reason.
>>767909611
Sounds like David Reimer, only he was raised as a girl.
>>767912562
Damn maybe that did happen. Im not sure if it was better that it be genetic or accident. At the end of the day i still have no man piece
have you ever been with a girl in any way?
>>767912562
So what happens if they don't remove the penile sheath? Wouldn't it be better for a kid to have a micropenis than nothing? I appreciate the medical take but I want more info.
>>767912562
>t can result in permanent damage to the penis itself and can lead to further mental problems later in life if that occurs.
So to avoid possibly damaging the penis you remove it completely............
>Removing the penile sheathe can prevent that from occurring and can be done as an infant. We had a case with this occur and we recommended the parents to tell the child that a circumcision incident occurred. We'd rather take the blame on that than let the kid go through life thinking he's a genetic anomaly.
Disgusting practice, you should be ashamed of yourself. This would not be allowed in a normal western medical facility, but I guess christian delusion runs deep in the US.
You would lose your license to practice in Europe guaranteed if this was made public or if auditors found out.
>>767910518
Did the other children in school make fun of you?
>>767910571
I that really true? Holy fuck,
>>767912975
Yeah, being dickless in grade 10 is not a good experience. (grade 10 was when some people found out)
>>767912718
Imagine being 10 or 11. you know you have a small penis, but you havent shown it off to anyone cause you are too young and dont know any better. you may have seen a penis or two- your dads, older bro's, creepy uncle bobs or just one on the internet.
you come back to school from the summer break and you immediately notice the girls.
>boobs fucking everywhere
>or butts if you're into that
your penis gets hard. not much, more like a hard-sensitive nub because you aren't big by any means, but still hard. anyways, you go through the first day awkwardly until 4th period when Brittney, the girl with the biggest boobs, drops a pencil two desks in front of you. she bends over and you see your first panties. you know whats up so you start "adjusting yourself". You didn't wear underwear because you overheard a cousin talking about going "commando" and thought it sounded cool and it is. But then you catch yourself on the inside of the zipper and rip your penis to shreds because its too small to have any elasticity to the sheathe and the rest of the penis inside your body is like cramming a summer sausage into a eye dropper. you scream, brittney screams, the whole class screams when they see the blood on your pants and on the floor.
>this is why we do the surgery at birth.
I'm not reading through all of this bc it's bs, but humour me. How much of a payout did you get from the hospital?
>>767909611
Assuming this is real, if you have a somewhat feminine structure, get on estrogen and a t-blocker (HRT) and become a transwoman. Have SRS and FFS. Then... women and men would want you.
But if you're too masculine, well, you're out of luck.
>>767912718
>>767912864
>>767912961
I live in East Ham dumbass.
Wasn’t there a penis transplant done recently?
Look into that Op if you really want a dick. Might be pretty expensive though.
>>767912982
It included balls transplant as well so I guess anything is possible in this world if you can afford it
>>767913211
pic isnt me, i just dont really want a real pic of myself to be on 4chan.
that would be possible but im manly in all other ways, being a women doesnt interest me.
also i just dont have the genitalia for a vagina because they make it out of a penis for sex changes
>>767911144
Chekd
>>767913155
parents got some money, not much and i dont know how much.
>no time stamp
>all these replies
>>767913336
Oh, damn... that sucks. Well, perhaps you can find a female that's only interested in receiving oral sex, assuming that's something you enjoy doing. These women do exist. These women like only oral due to penetration being too painful.
Is your pee stored in your balls?
>>767909699
> it dribbles out when I rub the right places
>>767913430
yeah hopefully. there's a lot of women who dont like penetration but from my experience those women still love dick. I've basically got notthing for a woman to do which is the main problem
>>767913430
Pretty much this. And invest in great toys I suppose.
Otherwise it's the one time I can imagine being a cuck could actually be a legit option.
>>767909955
Fucking hilarious.
>>767913518
>never
>shill
only option is find a woman who understands and love her or kill ones self.
>>767913506
Wrong. As a male (well, m2f), I don't care much for fucking women. I love giving and receiving oral sex. I have found several women that are like me. In fact, my current girlfriend who is accepting of me being trans is the same way. Been together for 5 years and we haven't had intercourse in about two years.
They do exist... but it's like finding someone with a unique fetish... it takes patience and work.
how do you pee
>>767909611
Lol. Good thing I didn't have my son circumcised. Why the fuck would a non Jew circumcise their child, anyway? There's literally no good reason to do it, other than religious purposes.
>>767913644
thats true, and i guess more women will be accepting as i get older
>>767913111
That's the most stupid thing I read today
>>767913262
>I live in East Ham dumbass.
If that is the case, would you mind telling me the name of the hospital and NICU department and doctor you worked wit?
>>767913697
Fuck jews
Any resentment towards you parents for this?
>>767913733
Last thing... if you are telling the truth about this, take my advice and give it a try. Create a profile on every dating website you can. Be honest in the description by talking about your lack of a member, and state you're looking for a woman only interested in mutual oral sex.
Who knows, maybe some woman out there will feel bad for you, or not care for penetration, and date you. You have nothing to lose. Try it out. Good luck.
>>767909611
>>767913833
Nah it wasnt their fault. They were devastated too.
>>767913982
If they were decent parents they would have given you 100% of the settlement and sure as shit never kept it a secret from you.
>>767910639
So are you at least very well off financially from the lawsuit for malpractice?
How do you feel about religion due to this?
(I am still reading the thread feel free to link to prior answers.)
>>76790961
It totally is their fault.
>>767914094
That faggot didn't even get a nickel in compensation. KEK. it was just listed as a mistake, and left at that. LMFAO
>>767914094
He just said parents got a bit of coin but never told him how much.
It's a total bs thread anyway so vague answers being given all around.
>>767909611
>>767914094
It doesnt really work like that in australia i believe we were given some money but it was to help with the finances of it. It was considered an accident so there wasnt really much my parents could do
>>767914191
It happened when i was a baby so i dont know much about what happened. I also dont like talking about my lack of a penis to people so i never really got much info
>>767914173
My parents got financial support and things like plastic surgeons were free.
Chase feminists and rape victims OP, I'm sure they'll appreciate a dickless guy
Tough luck OP, that must suck
Why don't you become gay and get fucked in your ass, then you don't a penis
>>767910556
Find the right lawyer. They will take their share, but they might make you rich. Just because your parents failed to raise holy hell don't mean you are somehow "too late" to the game.
They can't be like, "You should've sued us when you were a baby lol".
>>767909611
omg plz, show
Still no timestamp. Even at work (as he claims) he could go to bathroom.
Nice work summerfags feeding the troll.
You all deserve each other.
Also OP How does it feel catching so many fish with your bait?
>>767913982
But they chose to have you circumcised, something you didn't need
>>767914558
Haha to be honest I never thought I'd get this many replies with such obvious bait. Also I'll continue to get tonnes of replies because summerfags never read shit, they just take the bait and respond.
You mad?
>>767910577
"Skin care" lol. Wtf are you talking abo-
>>767914649
Holy...
>>767914686
...Mother of God!
>>767914590
They didnt ever consider me not having a circumcision so i cant pin it all on them. I blame the fact that its done at all to anyone.
>>767914637
This is the first tjme ive talked about this taking a photo is hard to do man...
What was school like seeing so many girls but having nothing to masturbate or have sex with
>>767914798
please do bro
i wont judge
>>767909611
how do you pee then?
>OP's badshopped image
>all the replies
I know that there's dickless people, but this thread is obvious bait.
>>767914893
My urtethra has been moved between my balls and asshole
>>767914798
Obviously you;re more forgiving than I am. I'd kill my parents for something like this.
>this guy fuckin nofaps on autopilot
>>767914996
Yeah well im already dickless which is bad enough im glad i dont hate my parents on top of that.
>>767912355
based
How was sex ed at school
>>767914798
Im not your fucking bro. You are just a troll playing these fools, but good for you it worked so well.
They are still biting lmfao.
>>767914920
>Pic is not me, but what it looks like basically.
Reading comprehension. Use it.
>>767913918
He has the last bit of his dignity to lose I guess, that isn't worth
>>767915307
Oh you mad we all know you are trolling?
Fucking bullshit artist.
However you will still get newfags believing you lmfao.
>>767915004
Did you notice the positive effects of nofap yet op?
Very strong desire to have an orgasm is basically the only thing
>>767912355
heh, top banter anon
>>767915431
Kek
>>767915004
LMAOOOO
>>767915004
Permanent no fap. Anon is literally living hell
>>767915419
Hey buddy, I AM a newfag! I've only been here since 2007.
>inb4 you call bullshit by referencing one of 7,432,964 memes I might not know about
This is photoshopped. Morons
>>767909611
hurr circumcision is good for you and natural.
So glad my dick looks like it should
>>767915419
Op here btw you havent been replying to me its some other anon LOL
>>767915507
Sorry I hope it improves eventually
>>767909611
dats my photoshop fetish.
i have hundreds of these, i call them "dickrekt"
>>767915875
LOL Anne he still refuses to post pic bc he's 'shy'.
Fuck off OP everyone except the newfags know you are just shit tier bait.
Got my dick sucked last night sorry op
>>767909748
>>767915931
That's not shopped good
>>767909611
>failed circumcision took my penis from me.
total bs, but i'll just post my dickrekts
>>767916015
Not bs, happens to hundreds of boys a year and those shops are utterly terrible
>>767909611
That sucks dude. The web is full of information on alternative lifestyles. Man around the world are in the same situation for various reasons. Just look for what works for you. This is probably the only life you get, so try to enjoy it the best you can.
>>767916014
that's kinda the point.
it's "content aware fill" gone mad
>>767909611
are you fucking new here?
pics or it didnt happen
also sage
>>767909611
I place blame on the parents. I would have had the balls removed, placed child on puberty blockers and hormones and raised as girl.
>>767916097
>That sucks dude.
well, it can't be sucked.
>>767916096
>utterly terrible
which is exactly the point. i lasso the dick area and content aware fill does the rest.
>>767909611
F.a.g.
Stfu loser
Ive been thinking about this kind of thing and i think a straight man losing his penis is the worst possible situation? Is there anything you can think of thats worse? The feel of wanting to fuck but havjng no dick along with the secret shame of it has to be fucked. Can you confirm op?
>>767909611
dude just go to hospital ask for a recently dead guy if he was organ donor (also matching blood type) and fucking get a new dick!!!!
the fuck you waiting for?
>>767916240
This.
>>767916587
I do wish it were that easy anon
>>767916240
I have still felt like a man my whole life though. The penis is just the release it doesnt make the man feeling go away
>>767909611
but circumcision makes it look cleaner!!! girls will love your literally cut cock! that's what /b/ keep telling me so it must be true!!, you should be grateful to have such a better circumcised penis and not an ugly untouched one.
>>767916671
>
its not much more difficult anon/ you have balls, you just need a cock. just get it done lmao
>>767912355
>>767914501
>Just because your parents failed to raise holy hell don't mean you are somehow "too late" to the game
Actually, yes it does
You know, limitation periods and stuff
>>767916878
Yeah fuck circumcision. Anyone who lived my life without a penis would never consider it for anything except the most necessary times.
>>767909611
I have the same problem too, except I have a penis but no one will touch it
>>767909611
did the kids at school give you a nickname based on you lack of a dick? What was it?
>>767917345
Luckily very few people found out. "Dickless" was the usual one though. Turns out having no dick is a lot worse than what people can call you
>>767917164
You should do a transplant with OP. He might have more success with it.
It would be a shame for it to go to waste.
>>767917345
Theon greyjoy probably
>>767909611
Do you ever wonder how big it was going to be if it wasnt cut off?
>>767917663
If phantom erections are anything to go by it would have been pretty big
![94b6f72e9c7893edfef64437ce7f41b1--security-guard-security-systems[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9gryK5m.jpg "94b6f72e9c7893edfef64437ce7f41b1--security-guard-security-systems[1].jpg")
>>767909611
lol
>Expert-Level Cockblock'd
>>767909611
>date a girl
>she gets frisky
>have no dick
holy lmao
Are you an ass or tits man op? Which one makes your balls hurt the most
>>767917938
This is truly the worst part is that there are barely any men without dicks so all women assume i have one when i interact with them
>>767909611
Have you not sued the hospital for millions of dollars or your perants for what even if it goes right is genital mutilation of a minor? I mean life will still suck but least you can buy shit to fake happiness
all these people who doesnt understand gender saying just become a girl. theres more to life than sex. and more to gender than sex and orgasms.
lol
>>767918155
lol
>>767909611
Feels bad.
There are posta that one foreskin costs 100k dolars in cosmetic powder. So yeah that small part is worth.
Vegans have problems when that foreskin is to tight when they get hard so some of them go get circumsized at adult age.
I bet they did it on porpouse and that is cutting your whole dick off. Hospitals are all about money. They dont really help anyone only.make things worse.
>>767909955
A "mistake" lol. I'd go see the doctor that did that and ask him how he'd feel if some jew bastard took his penis away. Honestly they owe you their entire lives for having destroyed one of the only pleasures humans are allowed.
>>767909611
that's a bad shüp
>>767918324
I know but it was so long ago and i would not be able to get anything anyway. Im already very bitter about this whole thing so anything more just makes me feel worse
>>767918408
There have been loads of cases where adults have sued a hospital for a successful curcumsition as a baby. As they are not able to consent to it. I think depending on state it has a 80% success rate and an average pay out of 65,000 like why every American male doesn't try it I don't know that's a fuck ton of free money. But in a botched case you could literally be talking well over a million.
Also idk how you feel about your mom and dad but as they must have signed consent forms you could also sue them
>>767909611
this is my dick op. it feels very good to touch. sorry about yours i hope your ass feels as good as my dick does
>>767918684
im australian and it doesnt really work the same here
>>767918712
kys
>>767912626
no to a total ban as there are legitimate reasons for but I'd agree to to consented and medical circumcisions only
>>767918712
thats cruel, you might actually make op kill himself lmfao
>>767918684
Also you 10 year statuit of limitations to sue for medical malpractice doesn't start till you turn 18
>>767918806
sure as shit no one growing up with a foreskin is going to cut it off for no reason though
>>767918767
lets see a pic and timestamp op, or else you are a tremendous faggot
>>767918155
kek'ed at the filename
>>767918767
Of course it does all botched circumsitions after 1984 in Australia you can sue for. Pre 1984 you have to prove they didn't follow any guidelines
>>767909611
i knew a guy in school who didnt have a penis. his life was horrible, being 15 and not being able to masturbate or be with girls and all those hormones running through your system with no dick to cum out of must have been absolute hell
>>767913111
no way's this cunt a nurse
>>767918954
im not sure of the details but it was deemed an accident when it happened and didnt count as botched or something. I havent really asked my parents much as talking about my non existant penis is still a tender area haha
>>767918954
A literal quick Google shows several successful cases either this is ops fake ultimate cuckhold fantasy or he just has a micropenis
>>767910518
>you cant actually cum
This is how I know you are full of shit. You can cum without a dick. Hell you can cum without a dick and balls...won't be any sperm obviously.
>>767919051
Literally the whole medical malpractice industry is made up of accidents any surgen actually not capable or crimainaly negligent is going to cover up his tracks to make it seem an accident
>>767919200
i could and did cum when i was in school. its just really hard for me to, i have to rub a certain part of my groin and it takes a while to happen, and sometimes its just too hard.
i can have orgasms its just that i couldnt masturbate daily like any other teen
>>767912355
kek'd and check'd
>>767919327
>has to rub his dickstump like a girl rubs her clit
>>767916165
No dick but you've got extra nipples?!
>>767913503
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>767919566
basically. and even then it doesnt feel very good
>>767909611
Thank god I avoided circumcision.
>>767918712
You’re fat.
How does circumcision even go wrong? Do the doctors snip the tip off and not the skin? How do you mess up something so straightforward?
>>767909611
There is hope for you OP
>>767909611
ok
>>767918712
don't mind that "you fat" guy. i love that body type. my friend from school was kinda like you, also with the hair. i had a broner for him. i imagine his dick was that size
>>767918712
Beta
>>767920230
Well maybe his baby penis was really God damnit small and the doc didn't get the smaller tools?
>>767909611
>circumcision
well, nuff said.
>>767920307
Yes this is a possibility eventually
>>767911144
How does it feel to be aroused? Is there blood rushing to the scar tissue or something similar?
Would it be easier to get a hitschi massager and just put it on your scar tissue or wherever its easiest to nut?
>>767920230
Babies wriggle and their genitals are small. Once its cut off its even harder to reattach something so small so OPs penis was just lost
>>767920470
I have a few cm of penis inside my body which gets hard basically. I sometimes get phantom erections even though i never remember having a penis.
>>767920230
you'd be surprised at the amount of criminally stupid people that make it into the medical field.
>>767919051
mate, figuring this shit out could get you a new dick with expenses covered. I highly suggest finding out the names of the hospital and doctor, then go to a lawyer for starting a case. Don't let your parents talk you down with "it was a mistake/botched" shit. Doctors have malpractice insurance and this seems like a fucking slam dunk case for you.
If all that fails, you would always just harvest Jew cocks as revenge for their fucked up traditions.
>>767920642
Have you every played MGSV the Phantom Pain by any chance? That game could resonate with you
>>767920687
i will look into it. better than not trying i guess ty anon
>>767909611
How have you not murdered those who did this to you and burnt their homes to the ground yet?
I'd say you have no balls but considering that's all you have.
>>767921218
op here no i havent i've just lived my life as a dickless straight man. it hasnt been great but i got used to it haha
>>767921218
To be fair if you've never had a dick you don't know whats to lose.
He doesn't even have a vagina so it's not like you can use the argument "women would understand since they have genitals."
He can't miss something he's never had.
>>767921405
have this pic for your achievement of best b8 thread of the day
>>767921458
you are a complete nigger lover
>>767921458
nice bp ^^
>>767911562
That's... A really good point, and an excellent perspective.
>>767920859
Yes, it's shopped obviously but used as a reference.
you couldn't make this up
OP'S "option" of a prosthetic
>>767922364
don't rip your arm OP
>>767909611
now it's like a diamond! The girls will love it, chances to contact sdt's are also little... I see only profits here - you are a winner
Smells like photoshop to me
So how do you piss ?
imagine living your life with no cock when you could have been doing this http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1525468112259.webm
>>767920307
Syed Zaheer? Are you some fucking terrorist or some shit?
>>767910556
id raise fucking hell, find the jewiest lawyer i can and take this crap all the way to the supreme court. what could possibly happen that puts you in a worse situation than you are already
>>767922905
Well I am trying to join the Air Force but I am too fat
cockless idiots
>>767912355
savage lol
not sure if OP is telling truth unless he posts pic and timestamp
Either way I have bad dreams sometimes where I lose my dick and I wake up and its the happiest feeling in the world knowing I have a dick.
>>767909955
Did you get a big settlement?
>>767923829
parents used it while raising me
>>767913697
Muh tradition. Muh cleaning. Muh .0001% less chance of getting STDs.
It's fucking retardation but I, for example, can't convince my cut fiance to agree with me on it.
>>767924750
i hope your child loses his dick like OP did. can you see how shit his life will be
>>767909611
What's the point of this thread? Do you want help/advice from us?
>>767922825
>imagine living your life with a cock and no pussy when you could be doing this
Looks more enjoyable for the chick.
>>767911416
Actually your adrenal glands also produce testosterone, but at a much smaller amount. That's where women get testosterone.
>>767909719
Oh shiiiiiet!
>>767911034
The word you're looking for is Perenium.
>>767915979
Wtf am I looking at?
find the people involved and kill them
You must've had a pretty small Wang to begin with.
so did you have to dissappoint the girls in highschool that wanted your dick through the years?
i've had a few girls just grab my dick i cant imagine what i'd do if i didnt have one
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>>767909699
but why not the chop the balls off? Isnt it more convenient and aesthetic then?
Also, will you have any surgery like phalloplasty to repair it?
>>767909611
>hey stacey, anon's cute hey
>hehe yeah he is, hes in my biology class
>ask him to study with you then suck his dick
you go over her house
>sorry stacey i literally have no cock
>>767912355
Oh shit
>>767928265
you cant really just chop the balls off, they produce shit you need as a man. the downside is that they make you horny as fuck and theres no release through the way you want it
>>767909611
Hey everybody. I just want to take this moment to remind you that circumcision is good, and everyone should do it.
270 replies to obvious bullshit, impressive.
>>767909748
neither will most of us normie
>>767909955
I'd go and kill the doctor that did it. Put a bullet between his eyes. There is nothing else to live for except revenge.
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is this a new pasta?
>>767909748
tbh blowjobs don't feel any special. they kinda feel shitty even. sex is good though (sorry OP).
>>767928878
????
>>767928362
how do you cope with this
>>767913111
If you aren't lieing then you should be hanged.
>>767914224
Must suck living in a socialistic shithole. In the states people have sued for even being circumcised and won.
>>767929651
honestly you just get used to it
>>767911433
Who dis?
