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I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANY MORE I NEED A GIRLFRIEND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>767907592
whatever nerd
>>767907592
You are on the internet and having trouble hooking up or finding a mate. You can almost accidentally hook up or find a mate online. You are just not trying.
Gamers rise up
>>767907592
There’s no such thing as a gf
Heh ... Nothin Personnel ... Kid
Getting a gf doesn't makes things better, anon. Yes, you get your dick sucked every once in a while, but life becomes much more complicated.
Enjoy your freedom, you'll eventually miss it.
>>767907788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-09gNDsPzQ
>>767907764
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>767907592
Have you tried the World Wide Web and/or perhaps drinking some Respect Women Juice as part of your morning ablutions?
Be gay, it's so much easier once you get past all the self hatred
>>767907826
How can life become worse with a cutie like this on your side?
>>767907826
This is such bullshit. People that have had girlfriends before cannot relate to people that have been alone forever.
>>767908034
japanese cartoons are garbage and you're waifu will never love you
>>767907592
Nigga u gotta get ready for middleschool, what u doin online so early.
>>767907907
Searching for girls online feels weird to me,don't really know why.Besides it's not like I google Hot GF and boom I find one.
>>767908063
It's 1 pm where i live and besides school is for nerds.
>>767907860
Plenty Of Fish
OK Cupid
Facebook (yep, plenty of relationships did start there)
Gaming chat
Adult chat rooms
Tinder phone app
And, there are bunches of paysites too. You are not at all trying.
OP and all other beta fags who are desperate should know that they could get one within minutes if they settled for something like this.
But then again, you have undeserved expectations.
>>767908146
I visited OK cupid to see what it is about and found this random guy.
>profession;Sex
>>767908230
fuck forgot link
https://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=182176472
>>767908249
>>767908230
>visited OK Cupid
>posts pof link
this is why you have no dates shit for brains, you can't even keep your shit straight
>>767908249
That was Plenty of Fish... and sex ghouls are everywhere. Just try, for God's sake. Put time and effort into it.
>>767908197
One of my friends has this kind of approach.
He goes for 4/10 because he thinks hotter will reject him.Thing is even the 4/10 ends up rejecting him.
>>767908270
i think i am a fucking retard
>>767908392
boipucci or regular pucci I'll stuff it, don't worry m'human
>>767908249
That guy seems like a huge sack of shit. Ha.
>>767907592
have you tried being less of a faggot?
>>767909612
as he posts a thumbnail
>>767907592
>$0.00? why??!!!?????
>>767907592
same
Kill yourself OP
No you dont
If you cant handle being alone youre not gonna do well in a relationship
>>767908065
As shocking as it may sound, girls get horny too. Use the Tinder chat client; it is your friend. 10pm to 2am is prime time. Talk to a match about the music you like, the places you've been, the thoughts you have about your government. Don't hold back; you have nothing to lose. The WORST case scenario is that you fall out of touch with a complete stranger—not so bad, right?! And the BEST case scenario is you go on a rad date and absolutely vibe with a beautiful person that feels like your soulmate. I met my boo on Tinder after an NYE warehouse party, and we've been going 3 years strong. Just shed that performative anxiety; "acting normal" is only gonna make you look awkward and stiff. BE WEIRD. BE OPEN. Life is an experiment and the world is your laboratory. Go forth, Strange One, and nab that gf!
>>767907592
>>767907592
>>767912115
>>>/global/rule/2