How old were you when you lost your virginity
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How old were you when you lost your virginity
>>767904239
why u want this info?gonna change your life or somthing?
Only about 8 years until I'm a wizard
>>767904605
id probably be able to talk my gf into fucking you out of pity if your dick is good enough?
>>767904605
same dude. I have no interest in kids so it doesnt bother me. I work a lot so i fill my time with that and games.
>>767904774
But sex itself is fucking good. I'd rather have some good sex than gaming
>>767904691
dunno, you tell me
>>767904605
dude...go fucking a hoe for 5 min,it doesn´t change your life after all....
>>767904927
I think she'd say you're too big, but she'd try anyway. It's thickness that matters, and yours is good there.
>>767904926
but U cant hold an orgasm for too long...man porn ruined my life
>>767904691
sex for pity...u joking?
>>767904239
We shared a beer
>>767904691
Thanks friendly neighbourhood cuck,
But for real, I doubt it is
It's more that I don't have the head for it. I struggle with social anxiety
>>767904774
I'm currently a uni student. Honestly I'd just like to land a cushy job and indulge in hobbies until I'm old and grey
>>767904936
I'm not sure it'd be worth it, considering I'm not really seeking out intercourse. I'm just worried about living a life of extreme loneliness
>>767904239
girls are overrated. Stay virgin my friends.
>>767905056
no? why? Its called being a free whore
>>767904239
20. Meh. Banged a fattie.
>>767905345
considering that its free...nice
>>767904239
Fuck off survey bitch, how old were you?
>>767904239
All of this fake shit to try to get one answer. You can piss the fuck off you fucking failed survey cunt.
>>767904239
You fucks are worse than the survey cunts on /ck.
>>767905631
Yeah i dont mind my gf whoring like that as long as i know. She hasnt done it, but just saying i wouldnt mind.
>>767905187
read stuff like body language books, and how to make friends and influence people. then go practice outside.
22, and I've been pulling ever since. My secret? Not believing in the "U must be THIS tall/blonde/lean/whatever u idolize to have sex with that woman" bullshit. As if to suggest u guys had any insight to begin with
>>767906901
exactly. just fuck anything you can fuck and that gets your dick up
7 days any I get my wizard powers
...right?
>>767907627
fuck, I meant "and". I can't do anything right.
16 years more or less, with a curby latina (she was 15)
25 and still a virgin
17. Had done everything up to but not sex from 15-16.
was 17 but honest to God it was a crazy sequence of events and I got incredibly lucky. I'm basically a complete wizard at heart and have just been a NEET since high school.
Almost at the point of no return. Yet to kiss or hold hands with girl
Year after the time to live my life, with my bf, ex now, earlier would be too early for me tbh. I feel content with that age
>>767904239
20, fucked a 17 yr old butterface. man did she have some nice tits
>>767908390
now im 28 and my ex is my fuck buddy, she turns 43 this year
>>767904239
21 years and still counting
18.
It's really not that difficult. You just have to actually put effort into it and stop having /b/tard "must be 10/10" standards. Standards are fine, but reasonable.
No one is magically going to appear and fuck you. If you want something, go get it. Otherwise you will forever be a NEET wizard.
>>767904239
Lost it at 14. Last time I had sex was Feb 14, 2009 at the age of 20.
Next year will mark 10 years since I've had sex. Do I reclaim my virgin status then?
>>767904239
Going for wizard
>>767908618
this man gets it
>>767904239
nice
2 years until wizard status
11
i blew the kid who lived in the third floor of my apartment,
now im a fucking faggot
>>767907627
Seems legit
Just remember to not use those wizard powers for evil or you'll become like morganna encased in a block of ice, forever.
22
Merlin speaking to Arthur,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8mJwgPiarg
23 and still virgin. I have no idea how social or physical interaction with a girl works so I figure it’s just best to become a wizard and not worry about it.
>>767909887
Just say hello to a girl you find attractive, maybe steal a kiss.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dV_HaaQfLU
Excalibur - Finale
4
>>767910193
4 4 3 3 2 2 1
Earth below us falling weightless, coming coming home.
Peter Schilling - Major Tom (Coming Home)
18.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTseSi0Qgow
>>767904927
so -1?
15
>>767904239
33 kek. Shit was cash.
German version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdeu5PhNL7U
Major Tom - Peter Schilling (German)
18
had sex with a short fat girl last weekend, she was shaped like a rain barrel and i could feel all of her creases and stretch marks even in the dark
feelsbadman.jpg
