You YLYL You Lose
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You YLYL You Lose
>>767903554
What does YLYL mean?
Rate my gf
it's all i got
>>767903594
"You YLYL You Lose"-Laugh You Lose
>>767903613
Wow he's like a real life Wolf Marine.
>>767904347
What?
What the fuck kind of weird ass logic is that?
>>767904464
Fuck
I hope that guy sold those vases at full proce, because they do their job well.
>>767904527
These are great, keep going
>>767904654
>>767903554
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>>767904465
its basically saying I'm smarter than you so I dont want you cheating off me
>>767904859
This isnt as funny as you think it is, freind
>>767904178
>>767904428
>>767904923
I chuckled, gj.
>>767904923
Oh baby tell me you rike hotto doggu
>>767904999
Yes, I understand the individual parts of what was said, but the statement as a whole just doesn’t make any sense.
>>767904058
lost
>>767904859
This isn't funny at all. Just a very generic story of things that happened probably last week and you are still 17.
Also:
>>17 at the time
>>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
What the hell does any of this have to do with the story?
>>767903805
this one always makes me kek
>>767905528
Those are words? I think?
Ass Screaming is my fetish
>>767904585
fucking white people I swear to fucking god...
>>767903613
If he was 12, that would be cool
>>767903743
I'd 100% buy a gun off him
>>767904347
no-one could've done that at my school without getting the bash
>>767904585
Would bang.
>>767905509
worth the permanent eye damage reading that
>>767904859
Stupid people don't know this is pasta. That is what makes this so funny.. they all get so mad and serious about it too it just is great bait.
>>767906134
1, 2 or 3?
>>767906445
didn't realize it was bait and had a mild chuckle from it
>>767904459
Lost
>>767905319
nice job on that guy
>>767906461
1 all day everyday
>>767905832
wrong way around buddy
>>767904859
such a gay copypasta
>>767903611
Why does she have an weener
>>767905484
>
its a shit bait.
>>767905272
Popeye's daughter?
>>767906675
Neil Patrick Harris midget
>>767905563
its not really funny, only trying to be edgy
>>767907019
How else is she suppose to ween?
>>767904347
Yeah, I did that sometimes, but only because it made it super easy to cheat
>>767905728
They are obviously slavs
>>767905832
reminds of that Ren and Stimpy episode when they swap fats
>>767907263
lost
