YLYL
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
YLYL
>>767902797
What does YLYL mean?
Rate my gf
>>767903113
9/10
>>767903148
LOL LMFAOOOOOAOAOAOAOA !!1111!!!1!1010101001 OH SHITT LOL LMAO OMG LOL THAT'S FUNNY AS SHIT!!!!!
>>767903068
Naked Snail (Nacktschnecke) is it's actual german name.
>>767903011
>>767902797
This isn't tru sadly. Teens get prosecuted sometimes for making porn of themselves and sending it to people they're dating
>>767903113
Her ass looks great and her face looks okay, but this is really a terrible angle for seeing how she would actually look in most situations
>>767903051
kek
>>767903336
Samen for us dutchies from the Netherlands. Naaktslak
>>767903113
Thats a weird looking puss
>>767903068
lol
>>767903626
Because that's a biological male
>>767903686
oh god thank you so much captain obvious
you saved the day once again
>>767902797
poor doggy
>>767903814
>>767903931
I lost even though I saw it coming
>>767903113
nice/10
>>767903068
Goddammit.
>>767903068
This was great
>>767903964
He would be Django
>>767904267
Why ever for?
>>767903344
why is this hot
>>767902797
The funny part of this is that it's wrong. Teens have been charged for creating and distributing child pornography before for giving out nudes of themselves.
>>767904345
I wanted to laugh, not hate my life and pity some lonely guy.
>>767903068
Velocirabbit got me.
>>767904650
See it from the bright side anon. Now we can laugh at you
>>767903113
Guy/10
>>767904436
Just imagine Django with Donald Trump face and the round sunglasses
Take the best and the worst of each one and you will have some kind of american supersaiyan
>>767903148
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>>767903974
Minion memes.... what are you, a middle aged soccer mum on facebook?
>>767903113
Looks like you, you fucking homosexual.
>>767904286
For fucks sake why did I lose to this...
Inb4 stale pasta poster
>>767904834
I feel like Calvin Candie is a pretty accurate Donald Trumo -100 years.
And Kanye is that one nigger in ten thousand.
>>767902797
Actually you can. I remember one story of a girl (from Spain, idk) who was charged for possessing and distributing child pornography because she sold her own nudes to classmates.
>>767905098
You are living by the physical limits, you only can find references on what your eyes can see, just expand your mind on a higher level and you will transcend to a superior world were Donald Trump and Django could co-exists in the same person
>>767903931
Obviously fake. Way too convenient that the car backed up to perfect length to get the dog laying down just in frame.
>>767903068
post the food one with cricken nigfops
>>767905346
Dang man, I hope English isn’t your first language, or you’re 8-10 years old.
Also, I was going mostly character traits. So go on the physical limits and find the reference on the higher level where transcendence and the superior world co exists.
>>767903936
Love it.
>>767906000
oh, really? I thought it was fake because of the dog driving.
>>767902797
Jokes on you, yes you can
>>767906101
mildly sad
>>767903931
HOLY SHIT! How is this not on every news site in the world! This changes everything
>>767903068
Ten years!
Ten facking years I have never more then cracked a smile.
You bastard!
I think I woke my roomie..
>>767903936
9/10 can relate
>>767906590
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>>767903431
Geez guys, I was just trying to make a joke, I'm sorry I'm not an A student in Child Pornography.
>>767906015
It is funny because it is a dog, not a person
>>767906916
>newfag
Wow, these are literally all terrible
>>767903087
You laugh, you lose
Welcome kid!
>>767904920
I'm glad I made you mad
>>767907202
Says the child under the age of 25
>>767907173
enjoy your summer
>>767902797
looks a lot like Uma Thurman
>>767907283
I love this website
>>767902797
Actually, you can. A friend's daughter is in jail for confessing to several crimes. She was 14, sending nude selfies. They used over 100 counts of "producing and distributing child porn" to leverage her into confessing a lot of crimes to have those dropped, most she was innocent of. What was the child porn she produced and distributed? Her nude selfies. SELFIES! At 14, she was old enough to be charged as an adult, and 100 charges of that is a major crucification if you are nailed with it. The confessions to arson, vandalism, theft, lewd behavior and assault... most she was innocent of... was a no-brainer with how they could have nailed her for innocent NUDE SELFIES because she was 14 in them... while (at 14) being old enough to be charged as an adult. The age of consent for actual sex where she lived was 14. Welcome to the USA.
>>767903885
how dare you put all of these fucking bananas on my fuggin conveyor belt. Just tell me how many bananas you have and I'll do quantity at 30¢ each. You shoulda brought a fuggin banana box too.
>>767902797
Except that if you distribute sexual content of your underage self, regardless of age, you're peddling child pornography and can be punished to the fullest extent of the law
>>767906478
its almost like... Thats the joke
>>767903068
This is so reddit but majestic sea flap flap always gets me.
>>767903113
any moar?
>>767904034
sneakyW
>>767907476
Bullshit, nowhere in the states is the AoC below 16
>>767907800
Look it up.
>>767904354
stop
>>767902797
>>767908406
I just lost.
>>767908481
Why?, I do not really see it fun
>>767903885
Fucking lost lmfao
>>767903964
I'd watch that
>>767903113
that's a man's asshole and you're homo/0
>>767908406
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>>767903113
honest mistake there, G and B are pretty close on the keyboard
>>767908862
>>767902797 >they did !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa2BxE0Xq3Y
>>767904299
lost...
>>767903936
lmao what is this shit though
>>767908884
>>767904896
o yup
>>767907800
Romeo and Juliet act
>>767904536
hate fetus pictures not gonna lie
>>767903068
>>767906711
You have not been here 10 years if you are just now seeing this.
>>767906610
Doesn't that describe all the best jokes?
>>767907476
Pics or it dodnt happen
>>767904345
Sorry I'm autistic, someone explain what emotion I should be feeling and why
>>767904345
Is this what japaneses call Kabuki?
>>767909444
Utter thrice the Quivering Kek of Despair.
>>767903113
guess that g stands for gay. anyway i rate it fuck off you disgusting faggot out of 10!
>>767909004
Scottish comedian, he does fucked up shit. his name is limmy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dEKQL0I4LU
>>767909004
https://youtu.be/N3bEh-PEk1g
>>767904354
It appen to me every time
>>767905097
God damn it, I lost hard
>>767908406
Lost it
>>767904919
No, just ironic shitposters
>>767909011
lost
>>767902797
Have an upvote
>>767903087
You lost, you loser
>>767905097
This accurately simulates the average thread on /gif/.
>>767903113
Traps r gay
>>767906101
you mean ramadan?
>>767903936
What's gayer
Following through after pondering that pandora like question.
>>767903113
mutant/10
>>767903113
Thats a man you homosexual closet case
>>767903068
>always lose it at "Nope Rope"
>>767911305
I'm pretty sure that was the joke...
>>767906353
wot!! is there porn of the last pic? story ?
Anyone have that Niles Crane meme? It was posted yesterday in a ylyl thread. Something like this pic.
>>767910565
So stupid
>>767909364
Not saying I lived here and saw every YLYL thread.
But yep TEN YEARS and nope never saw it before. least not the Mosquito one that made me laugh. Have seen a few of the others as single image posts. (Off to bed Gnight /b/)
>>767909630
So much underage in one post
>>767904834
Just imagine the brown turd I just released into the toilet. That is o bama the turd negroid.
>>767903068
This one got me. I just dabbed some budder, fuuck can't stop laughing.
>>767910500
>>767908585
you would watch your mother getting gang raped.
>>767903068
Fukkin "nope rope". Thanks cunt.
>>767904299
Fuck. Kek!!
ylyl threads are shit its just 9gag memes
>>767903431
Yea, but only the guys.
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>>767912277
Three dubs in a row, impressive
>>767907476
Boring
>>767902797
In Russia you can
>>767902797
http://www.pixsense.net/site/v/5609753#2980&5609753
http://www.pixsense.net/site/v/5609751#2980&5609751
http://www.pixsense.net/site/v/5609748#2980&5609748
http://www.pixsense.net/site/v/5609746#2980&5609746
http://www.pixsense.net/site/v/5609743#2980&5609743
http://www.pixsense.net/site/v/5609741#2980&5609741
>>767906241
>Schrodingers USB?
>>767908951
>>767903113
Gay/gay
>>767903113
>gf
>girlfriend
>girl
>>767903113
I'm a straight man so I don't know much about traps so I have to ask. How did he/she get his/her balls so smooth?
>>767907476
How old was she?
>>767909011
god dammit. lost.
>>767903029
Fuck this made me lose, it's so stupid and simple, I'm disappointed in myself.
>>767904034
>pineapple pizza
rageface.jpg
>>767903068
>Tunneling ballsack
Every time.
>>767911698
Some women will do sexual things for money, they are called prostitutes...
>>767908783
just done a hitler.
>>767914909
i threw up in my mouth.
>>767915273
you are not alone
>>767903936
Lost in hyvee shitter
>>767903068
>Forrest
>>767904777
I read that in their voices and it made me kek
>>767912277
>record holder for least enjoyable experience: 1939-present
>>767903068
danger noodle got me
>>767916467
Tunneling ballsack got me
Lull
>>767903113
thats a wicked clit
>>767903113
I lost.
>>767903068
Sadeyes von gimmefood. I lost.
>>767904345
Just think after dude kissed him, he had to smile and be nice and fake like he was happy.
>>767903974
actually lost at this one. fuck
>>767911782
night night newfag
>>767902797
>Look at this, offers, guys!!
>>767904484
because god wills it
and also biology wills it
>>767906241
underrated
It's not the best but it got me
>>767919328
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>>767919328
they can swim.
>>767913059
>The weak should fear the strong.
>>767915031
>implying op didn't mean gayfriend
autism spotted
>>767919541
yeah so can cats doesnt mean you should throw them into the ocean
>>767919692
That's a lake you stupid cunt.
>>767919692
you mean to tell me you dont throw cats into the ocean?
>>767919759
I don't. My cat jumps into the ocean on its own free will. That is, if free will even exists in this world.
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>>767903936
Kek
>>767903068
Cringey as fuck
>>767919981
>>767903885
Whoops hang on I left my wallet in the car
*Doesn't come back*
>>767904919
Hook line and sinker
>>767920454
Nothing wrong with a cheese pizza.
>>767915096
He didn't say.
>>767920606
You dumb fucking bitch
does anyone have the story where anon gets his cookie stolen by his friend and takes revenge by ruining his life?
>>767911969
>Nope Rope
>>767921909
i dont know i never browse them
how do you?
>>767903936
kek
>>767904085
This is clever. Probably not your creation, but someone should be mildly proud of this.
>>767907202
why would you tell him? you're supposed to say lurk moar newfag, don't waste opportunities
>>767919059
what is she saying?
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>>767913219
I fucking fell for it. Good work, you Paki homo.
>>767904354
dead relative would lived far away from where i am
>>767904484
Because he's about to use fire to light one of those cigarettes that I hear make you cool
>>767909444
Go for cringe/pity
>>767922223
"I'M SORRY"
>>767914753
Lost.
>>767903336
close, Deutsche anon. Escargot sans maison, anyone?
>>767922139
Newfag detected
>>767923382
Same gay slur
>>767914909
i'd prefer anal
>>767915064
photoshop?
>>767903051
Dammit that one got me
>>767903936
gay af
>>767903148
>>767924444
>>767903936
LIMMY!
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>>767924866
lel
>>767902797
>my first time... when see a glitch. I like it.
>>767915064
Hair removal cream
>>767924941
I've never seen that in any other thread before
>>767903936
I wouldn't say it's equally gay, but traps are definitely gay.
>>767904170
They need to stop with these edgy, liveaction remakes of old, animated movies.
>>767903936
lmao
>>767924941
hehe
>>767903814
>>767904034
I'd fuck sneaky
>>767909011
>not using a wet qtip
>>767903344
amazing pump nipples
>>767903931
Obviously fake you idiots
>>767915273
>>767915611
you'se are not alones
>>767904536
Disgusting woman. Why do inferior creatures like women deserve to choose over life and death?
