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SECRETS THREAD?
SECRETS THREAD.
MY MOMS FRIEND TRIED TO FONGER ME IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR
i secretly hate my girlfriend. she is a massive bitch and is killing me inside because she refuses to get over her massive inflated ego and get mental help
I sometimes fap to questionable age nudists or nn models
I want to fuck my sister
I kind of want my girlfriend to finger me during a blowjob
Test
I have been depressed for the past year but I am terrified to tell my parents because I am supposed to be the teen that has everything under control.
>>767899243
at least youre not a fag
>>767899374
Ok it works!
>i still play swtor
>i still shell out $45 a month on it
>i never romance jaesa or ashara
>>767898972
My friends and I were skating through the Texas slums years back and a crackhead lady offered us her daughter in exchange for money/crack. She had a kiddie pool and made her wear a swimsuit to show her off and shit, the whole situation was pretty gnarly not gonna lie
Been depressed and had aneixety for the longest but its gotten worse. I wss stopped by a officer for being late and got a meeting eith them (not my fault i have trubble sleeping) made my depression worse and having thoughts of suicide daily at the meeting theyll see i wont be graduating hs this year so that sucks
>>767899131
Why nawt just go to sad panda?
>>767899436
I want her to sit on my face and let me eat her ass or let me stick my cock in her ass
>>767899535
Did you fuck her daughter?
>>767899289
Not gay. But if u go down this road better buy ur strap on rn.
>>767899542
Also i dont have any1 to talk to besides a girl i like but has no intrest in me she likes other guys it sucks
>>767899542
That's not a godamm secret, everyone around you can see that, stop being a fag and go get some antidepressants from a psychiatrist.
I hate this but I want to buy a spycam and record the 9/10's in my change room at work so i can gank to them
>>767899618
I had no money sadly. My friend went back with $50 and she made her daughter jerk him off and blow him and he tried to fuck her but she was too tight. Back then we thought it was funny or it was too absurd to care but looking back at it that guy was a weirdo for doing that
>>767899563
Sad panda?
>>767899131
>>767899243
>>767899535
>ignore b8
>>767899619
I was planing on getting one to dp her by myself anyways, might as well try if I do let her finger me
>>767899041
Wut.
>>767899381
they're your parents, and they want what's best for you. if they found out you'd been suffering and hiding it for so long, do you think they'd have wanted to know earlier?
>>767899774
Not b8 I really want to fuck my sister... Lol
>>767898972
I drunkenly fucked one of my homies ex's in the bathroom at a party last night
watched an omegle video on pornhub and thought 'this shit can't be easy'
>literally first time on there
>still prepping with a towel over my junk
>cute loli
>'wow take the towel away'
>don't even need to I'm raising up and the towel just drops away as I pass the threshold of half mast
>'wow its big, will u do what I tell you'
>ok
>'play with it'
>ok..
>now play with the balls
>ok....
>'now cum for me daddy
>cum hard
>'mmm that was yummy, heres my skype'
>thanks
>You have disconnected.
Scared to add the skype :/
>>767898972
Got drunk with step daughter 22)
>>767898972
Got drunk with step daughter (22 age) she wales me saykng fu k my pussy. In my stuper i did thinkog something else. And reozong i was fucking her.... weirdness for year after. . Things are normal now but she leaves hints she wants to again. .
>>767899738
How old was she?
>>767899900
Pic for reference?
>>767899535
>>767899983
There were like two moms who did that where I used to live. Probably not too uncommon.
I have 2 steam accounts to give away.. Both have vacs on csgo, one has vac on mw2. If you want one, lemme know. The bigger account has $800usd worth of games according to steam calculator
>>767899791
Protip.
>get said fake D
>stick it to the floor
>ride it alone the first few times.
>>767900200
Could this account be worth anything?
>>767898972
I dated a crazy psycho bitch throughout highschool and a few years in college and senior year of highschool I wanted to break up with her because she was a crazy psycho bitch. Last time I tried to break up with her she cut herself and all this extra shit and ended up in the hospital for a few weeks and in therapy for some months. The therapists told her to try and work out problems instead of doing crazy psycho bitch things so when I told her I wanted to break up she didn't kill herself but instead asked why and what she or we could do to better our relationship. Public school humor is pretty edgy so we were talking about what we liked and I said terrorist attacks and she said seeing parents at their children's funerals, basically just saying dumb shit so she wouldn't go crazy and cut open a vein or two. And THEN she said beastiality and I jokingly said Lolis. Next day we text during class and she keeps bringing up Lolis and I said I was just joking and I asked her about beastiality hoping she would fuck a dog which would be awesome. She said she would but she also said something like "okay I just wanted to see if you were kidding or not about the Loli stuff because you know, I have a little sister so..." I shut that conversation down immediately so as the FBI wouldn't get suspicious and talked to her after school. She said she knew I was just joking but if I wanted to she could always do things with her little sister and maybe I could get involved eventually. I laughed it off and started thinking of ways to break up with her and maybe move towns while I'm at it. Next week I went over to her house to hang with her, drink a little, smoke some weed while she was babysitting her little sister. Just checking text limit
>>767900118
How old were the daughters?
>>767899983
Shit idk. 10-12
>>767900118
That shit is real common in any sketchy area right?
>>767900284
10 and 13.
>>767900343
Even in not sketchy areas too, you just don't know about it since it's not openly advertised is my guess. No clue though but just common sense.
>>767900284
5 and 24
>>767900342
>over 9
>2 old
>>767900343
I think so, I'm not the Texas skater guy but here I've been to LA, San Fran, and NYC and there's always crazy junkies willing to do anything for money. In NYC a lady offered me a blowjob for the whopping price of $1 and my friend in LA was asked to impregnate a lady or at least cum in her, she was probably gonna sell the baby
>>767900369
Me and a girl were playing video games at her apt once. The doorbell rings and she made me hide. I choose the bathroom so i cud still see whats up. Que her getting railed by her neighbor for 8 minutes and giving her cash.
>i never went to her place again
>>767900564
damn, how old were both of you and the neighbor
>>767900242
Hurry up
>>767900342
That's fucked up.
>>767900564
Did you pay her to fuck her?
closet bifag here, I got to touch a really cute naked 12yo boy several times this weekend
>>767900683
No shit, that's what crack does to you
>>767900729
Sad world man
>>767900646
We were 7 and the neighbor looked mid 30s. The worst part was she acted like it was business as usual.
>>767900829
Other anon here, unfortunately living there for a bit I saw guys taking advantage of it pretty commonly. Cops just didn't care, also corrupt shitbags.
>>767900850
she could handle that then? not sure if i even believe that just due to the size difference. that's messed up, wonder if her parents knew (probably)
>>767900850
Pic of her now?
>>767900691
Nope in fact i didnt speak to her for almost 2 decades. Then she ended up in gallup with her husband and we met at the rodeo. Far away from the og city mentioned. She seems ok now.
not really a secret just wanted to talk
i haven't been to class since April 1 because that day applications to "university studies art and architecture" opened up and instead of applying i stopped going to class, realizing I have no future as an artist.
three days ago I got a text from the professor saying based on what i've done before i stopped going to class, I would've gotten a D, but she gave me a C so that I would pass. She said my work was one of the best she's seen in 25 years of teaching...
I just cry every time I think of this. I don't know why. I'm at home right now gambling on crypto, because the gains sure beat any as an artist.
I have extremely hairy armpits for a female, and I haven't shaved them yet
>>767900683
That's crack for you. And when crack's limited you do what you gotta do to get some. If crack and every drug were legal everything would be fine and dandy
>>767900939
do art on the side, if you have a talent for it and enjoy it
>>767900996
Crack shouldn't be legal though because it's so bad for you, instead people should just not get addicted by being white trash in the first place. If you're on crack you're in no place to raise kids anyway.
>>767900894
Apperently her dad was the pimp. I always wondered how i even started hanging out with her. Then my dad went to jail for molesting my sister and then i remembered her dad and my dad would hang out alot (birds of a feather -_-) fml.
My fiancee made a porno and lied to me about it for 6 months then cheated on me for with a dirty vegan douche after 4 years and a kid what a sloot
>>767901096
So u got cucked by a soyboi?
>>767901043
If everything is legal everytime will be fine. For stronger drugs like crack and heroin we should have clinics where you go in and do the drug safely and each time you get less and less and you'll be cured in no time. Badabing badaboom
>>767901068
Jesus that's fucked. I'm glad they're both in jail hopefully and your sister and the other girl are doing well.
>>767899966
post skype
my gf taught my niece how to shave her own pussy
>>767901221
Pic of them both
>>767901221
Did you watch?
>>767901221
How old were they both and why did she do that and why did she tell you
>>767898972
In middle school I stole a kid's iPod. Later that week, he shot himself.
I miss my ex, I just stopped talking to her out of no where and it’s been like 3 months since I’ve talked to her and idk what to say to her in order to insinuate a conversation
>>767900968
found the frenchman
>>767901301
some of it, i didnt make popcorn and pull up a chair or anything though
Dad and his friends touched me growing up. Wasn't great, wasn't bad, sort of just happened.
>>767899768
google.com, smart one
>>767901391
why were you there when she was doing it
>>767901217
fucno
just added and while I post
round 2 goin on rn
my spent dick bout to cough out another load
i like to make lipstick out of my own blood. :~) sometimes i wear it when i go outside.
>>767901377
you should just tell her your lonely and you wanna hang out and then you bang
>>767901534
Repost it
>>767901383
nah I'm Polish
>>767901448
I feel u on this one (lel) my dads friend raped me for years and i just got used to it. I hardly ever talk to peeps at uni now and lock myself in the basement and work remotely.
>>767901464
Nothing popped up smart one
>>767901486
Thats gayer then the strapon guy
>>767901375
He was an hero...
I miss her like shit and I have dreams about cuddling with my best friend. Nohomo
>>767901359
gf is 19, niece just turned 11. she did it because it's bikini season and she doesnt have anyone else to teach her. no real reason for her to not tell me, she told me she was going to even before they did it.
>>767901646
Wow how underwhelming. The way u fawn over her i thought shed be at least a 7/10
>>767901643
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sad%20panda
Fucking retard
>>767901679
what does she even have then, and it's not like anyone's going to be looking
>>767901601
Yeah pretty much same here. Girl or guy and why didn't you tell anyone? Hopefully you can work on socialization more in the future...
>>767901598
this checks out, carry on
>>767901646
So.... You're a cuck
>>767901601
lel
>>767901464
it was at my/gf's place. they did it in the bathroom with the door open so it was pretty easy to watch. got to see the finished results up close too
>>767901912
seems weird for someone to not be protective over their sister and instead let their boyfriend watch something like that and look after
>>767901827
Becuz when id tell people they said essentially we all go thro it shut up and name your price. I never really got anything from him. Im a guy.
>>767901477
fucno lol youre joking right?
>>767899542
I feel you on the trouble sleeping, I try to fix it but it never lasts
>>767901974
Even if you told a teacher or someone I mean?
>>767901477
Screen shot of her?
>>767902045
Closed off "sovereign" land. In this hellhole everyones your family.
I secretly want to kill my bf and make it look like he killed himself and get away with it. It make me feel like a horrible person
>>767901797
what do u mean?
>>767901964
she's my niece, not anyone's sister...it's not like anything bad happened, niece didnt care if i saw it, ive seen her nude quite a few times before also.
>>767901873
yeah i guess so
I've been holding in a wee wee for a few hours now
>>767902131
you should tell him you want to kill yourself and pull a knife and in the struggle you kill him in 'self defense'
>>767901646
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>767902131
sounds a lot like my ex. she read a disturbing amount of true crime text when we were nearly breaking up.
>>767902121
Where do you live?
>>767902162
Oh I thought you said your girlfriend's sister. I think the other anon meant they probably don't even have any hair to shave at that age, or what's the purpose of it, it's not like anyone's going to be looking underneath her suit right?
>>767902131
Why? If he uses drugs it's easy
>>767902214
i dunno. i thought she was a good girl but she's pretty domineering actually and i just ended up whipped.
>>767899542
That sucks dude. Anxiety and depression are a gnarly feedback loop (I know those bitches like the back of my hand). Take time off school if you need it, but keep a daily schedule. Run, work, read, write, research, whatever. A single year is nothing in the river of life. I'm kinda in a similar situation myself. If the ideation gets real bad, just remember that you can do ANYTHING if you have nothing to lose—move to Cambodia and learn to tailor shirts; open a sheep farm in Iceland and befriend an eccentric old man; even go a town over and get a bartending gig just to make ends meet. The world is strange and unpredictable and beautiful. It's our expectations that make it ugly.
Stole a pair of panties from the laundry room in my uni and fapped in them. Kek
>>767902196
Your balls must be near explosion
>>767898972
I ran away from home when I was 10 and nobody noticed.
>>767902286
it was probably a fatty's. gross
I screenshot all of my best friend's snapchats to me and save the best ones to jerk off to and share with certain people. It's a miracle she hasn't found out.
>>767901155
Na he's one of those hipster douche bags with the ironic beard vegans
>>767902312
No, they were really small actually
>>767901646
Breaks my heart to hear that. Sorry anon.
I'll vow a moment of silence for you.
Hopefully you'll be become a powerful individual in the future where you don't have to show next yourself to that kind of scenario.
>>767902360
still gross considering you have no idea who it is
>>767902321
More?
>>767902286
I got caught doing that shit once. I always go for the dirty cloths right before the washer fills.
>>767902286
I did the same but it was a pair of shota briefs.
>>767902321
Has she not asked why you screenshot every single snap she sends you??
>>767902478
Most of the summer. I stowed away in a motel. It was a pretty interesting time.
>>767902238
she has hair, she'd probably be fine with not shaving it but it's the thing to do these days. if nothing else it makes her fit in and have more confidence.
>>767902464
Thanks anon. Any where you get a better look at that ass?
>>767902500
Nah i use a screen recorder so she doesn't see it
>>767902541
What did you do?
>>767902548
Pic of them both
>>767902552
>>767898972
A LOT of the sex I had when I was younger would be considered rape now.
>>767902567
oh yea true, well...where are the rest
>>767902239
Because i feel like he really doent love me anymore and he only stay for our daughter plus when he has sex with me I feel like he just raping me and no he don't do drugs or drink
I want to fuck the hell out of my cousin.
>>767902608
as your best friend why does she send these to you
>>767902608
have you fugged
>>767902640
Why not do it then?
>>767902640
why havent you done it
>>767902640
Pic
>>767902640
Just do it. When you find that rare hot cousin that is into it, it is an awesome sexual relationship... so I'm told.
>>767902657
Not that kind of family. Also, hardly ever see her.
>>767901646
Why do you get off on humiliation? do you think thats the best you can get?
>>767902624
>>767902644
No idea. She friendzoned me and has a boyfriend. She's probably just teasing me.
>>767902650
Unfortunately no.
>>767902488
My only middle school hook up was with a perfect boytoy. He was 15 i was 14. We met in swimming class. I stole his tighty whitys and he never hooked up with me again when he found out sigh.
>>767902736
>Not that kind of family.
You'd be surprised. How old are you both
>>767902569
What part do you wanna know about? I ran away because my dad was a druggie and got drunk all the time. Stayed in a seedy motel for free. Went home and stole shit a few times. Other times I just stayed with friends. It went on for roughly three months until my uncle unofficially adopted me.
>>767902751
So wait, she sends you these while shes going out with someone? Why not try and cuck that guy
>>767902065
Sorry bro didn't get one
will get one and post it tomorrow
fuck never been on omegle before
blasted off a huge nut
then blew off a second spent nut on skype
is this shit always this good?
>>767902804
You should watch The Florida Project. You'd like it. Fucking amazing film.
>>767902828
I can smell the lies from thousands of miles away.
>>767902774
I'm 20 and she's 28.
>>767902617
>>767898972
I'm unsatisfied in my marriage and I'm unsatisfied in my job.
I can count the times I've orgasm this year on one hand. Meanwhile, I feel obligated to suck his dick because I'm afraid he will cheat again.
My job doesn't acknowledge that I have the ability and potential to move up into a management position.
Fuck I hate thinking about the negative things in life
>>767902895
old and disgusting
>>767902807
I've been trying my damned hardest but it never works.
my crush rejected me. I want to kidnap her and make her my slave in a basement
>>767902761
The ones I found were from a cute 8-10yo blond boy. I picked them up and his them in my underwear. I was tempted to give them back when he came back but I figured it would've been weird.
>>767902931
Could be worse
I had my first sexual experience when I was 13...with a girl half my age. It wasn’t planned but it was an awkwardly amazing experience.
>>767902625
Maybe just leave him? Seems unfair to let your daughter grow up without her father
>>767902876
this
>>767902625
>>767902979
Yeah, you should leave him. Even being a single mom is better than that shit.
>>767902876
want some shots of this one instead
>>767902962
Just do it, I believe in you anon!
I raped my bitchy sister, without her knowing it was me. Now she's a bit broken, but a cute and docile kid.
>>767902979
Yeah ik but he just says things and my anxiety and depression get to me and I just can seem to leave him
>>767899289
Tell her bro shell do it you'll be happy you did.
>>767903151
I don't have a basement, that's my only problem, yeah, for sure
>>767903154
how old was she and you
>>767899069
so break up with her
>>767903100
that looks like a fat dude
>>767903187
Go therapy for that shit, it helped me a lot just being able to talk to him. Also leave him. You'll be better off and so will your kid.
>>767899584
same with my sister
>>767902847
I read a bit of it and it sounds interesting. I made a lot of friends, including some oil field workers (20ish years old), other kids, and even a girl I had my first [spoiler]lewd[/spoiler] experience with.
The motel had two floors, but the second outside floor was never used. I found a room up there that had a broken lock mechanism and I just stayed there. Nobody else ever went up there so it was pretty perfect. There were a ton of close encounters (including one with the police) but I surprisingly never got caught. I only ever invited friends my age up there (and they thought my dad was staying with me) but that was probably retarded.
>>767903265
got me
same dude
>>767903338
that's such a cool and unique story though, you should write it down some day or make a game/movie of it or something
Stepdad raped me and shit growing up. Never told anyone.
>>767903215
Then your first task to complete this epic quest is to acquire a basement or dungeon. Hurry brave hero, the townsfolk are counting on your bravery to sub due and rape this foul semen demon sloot
>>767903342
I rarely see older naked dudes on there but I got flashed by a pair of 11yo boys earlier this year. I haven't used video chat since because I'm afraid of being v&
>>767903187
Your a strong independent womyn that don't need no man. Also post pic of ass
>>767903440
why the fuck would you use video chat
>>767903239
She was 15, I was 24
Best sex ive ever had, out of 20+ girls, was with a 10yo, i was 15.
>>767903491
she never told parents or anyone? why'd you do it and how?
>>767903511
No shit.
>>767903491
Pic of her
>>767903266
I told him that i have depression and anxiety but he just say that I'm making it up for attention and that I'm just crazy or a bitch me always fight over stupid things I feel like thing would be better if he were dead but I don't think that's fair to my daughter :(
>>767903399
why
>>767903581
That is not healthy. You need to fucking leave him, and go to therapy for that. Be strong. It's best for both you and your daughter - obviously.
>>767903602
why to which part?
>>767903440
lol
i've been jerking for 5 years and have hundreds of vids
still gettin it dun
>>767902625
Feels like rape?
Do you say no?
Explain
>>767903640
both, why didnt you tell and why do you think he did it
>>767903537
none. and, yes, it was fully consensual
>>767903515
She did, but she doesn't know it was me who raped her. She is really hot, but I had enough of her being always a massive cunt, so I've decided to teach her a lesson and have some fun with her body.
>>767903539
Not going to show her. I know you fuckers would easily find both of us on facebook
i fucked my sister
>>767903729
didn't they try to see who did it, dna testing and shit?
>>767903731
please elaborate
>>767903383
Being lewd with a 9yo girl and several boys probably wouldn't make it into the movie anon. The outdoor doors also went on the inside of the hotel (facing a courtyard that had the pool) and I was walking around there once and the manager up front told me not to do that. Literally the only time the hotel staff mentioned me being up there, and it wasn't even near my room. The riskiest part was stealing shit from the laundry room but I mostly did that at night when they forgot to lock it. I even found 40 bucks in some bedsheets once.
>>767903699
Why he did it is because he was just into that, did other girls too with a group of guys, don't know any more than that. Why I didn't tell is because he threatened to kill my mom and I didn't think anyone would believe me anyway, I just put up with it.
>>767902973
What happened?
>>767903806
you don't need to tell that part of it then lol
>>767903631
Ik I've had many people tell me it for some reason he keep pulling me back in he use my depression and anxiety to keep me to stay I feel like and it hurts an ik for some reason I just can't seem to leave unless he died I hate myself for thinking this way
>>767898972
3 years ago, I snuck out into the woods for a day and took 500ug of acid to cure my mild autism. Didn't fucking work, but god forbid I tell anyone that
in person.
>>767903783
I repeatedly stuck my pee pee in her vagene. Poop was money
>>767903661
Pls more
>>767903892
Just be strong and fucking do it. You know it is what you need to do and what is best.
>>767903912
You need to inject 5 whole marijuanas to cure autism anon, that or you become the savant variant of autist
>>767902902
I see what you did there. ;)
>>767902279
not the guy you replied to but i feel the same way
that beautiful anon, i needed to hear it
>>767903912
Why the fuck did you think that would work?
>>767903892
you need to get out of that
>>767901377
Nic?
>>767903679
Yes I say no and to stop bit he keep going and I just lie there pluse I've been raped by someone else before my bf and when I have sex if it's too quit It bring that back up i need a little sound in the background to help not bring it up and I've told him this but he think I'm crazy
>>767904169
fucking leave him you crazy bitch or he's going to abuse your daughter too
>>767903760
She's not the smartest kid around, I basically told her that the police won't be able to help her since she can't identify the culprit. And our parents are deaf, so they don't really know how many things work since I'm the one who takes care of all the office stuff and shit like that.
>>767903990
True
>>767904009
I was dumbass 17 year old that was sick of having no social skills. Thought that the psychedelic experience would rewire my brain or some shit.
>>767903836
I'd probably leave that out anyways tbh. I'm not proud of how the girl part started lmao
>>767904223
oh shit lol. why'd you even wait to long to do it then
>>767904247
>rewire my brain
Probably only made you more autistic. Sorry bro
>>767904258
Tell story?
I fucked my big titted cousin
>>767904169
So basically you're a fucking trainwreck and now you want him to die.
You are the problem here, don't let the white knights fool you. You're damaged goods, a piece of shit that talks about wanting him dead behind his back, and he still puts up with you.
You're disgusting, and deep down inside you know that. You're simply unlikable, I'm sure your coworkers and managers think that too, that's why you'll never advance.
>>767903998
glad my nightly bs could help a dude out. carry on, friend! carry on! we're all on this rollercoaster of sensations and emotions and reactions. it's a wild ride but we'll be smiling when it comes clacking back to the station.
>>767904358
Greentext it
>>767904358
Pics?
When i hear my mother crying upstairs i dont wonder whats wrong, i only assume shes drunk again
>>767904323
Haha, yeah.
In hindsight, I should fuck her a long time ago.
>>767904369
This anon speaks the truth
>>767904413
Seduce her
upon reflection, i'm definitely a pedophile :(
>tfw you just want to quit your job and live off of your savings for 2 years before killing yourself.
>>767904452
Fuck that. Just rape with some tape
>>767904446
haha bet she was still tight though
tell story of how it happened?
>>767904350
Honestly, the acid didn't change anything. Definitely is cool to go out in nature while tripping balls.
>>767904501
That's every mans dream anon
>>767904169
So you don’t actually want to have sex with him at all? Or are you ok when it’s not vag sex? So ur mouth or ass?
That’s not a relationship.
>>767904369
Ik this about myself already and that's why I hate myself tell me something i dont know plus I've told him to his face I wanted him dead
>>767904351
We were playing truth or dare and she dared me to put on her swimsuit. I did it and it stuff just transpired from there. We even skinny dipped in the pool once but she kept her top on.
>>767904493
it's not your fault, I blame all the sexy children
I discriminate against niggers at work by refusing them service whenever possible. I hate niggers, and I refuse to have to deal with their garbage ass, entitled, "gimmefreeshit" attitude.
>>767899069
LEAVE
>>767904493
it's ok anon, just don't act on anything
>>767904452
Well, she fucking ugly (43) age hit her hard her tits are sad saggy and deflated she trys way to hard to ne young and when shes drunk she acts like shes possesed (also has the hots for a gay guy who lives with us).... When i say hots, i mean she tried to kill her self when he said he ainy fuvking her/ getting with her- clearly didnt succede but she tried yo do it with some over the counter sleeping aid
>>767904692
Based anon
>>767904578
So instead of being thankful that there's a person looking out for you even if you're a complete bitch with severe mental problems, you project all the hate you have towards yourself and your circumstances onto him.
People like you always make their personal problems the problem of everybody else. So since we have established that YOU ARE the fucking problem, can we now make clear that that means that you are also the fucking solution?
You really need to change your attitude. I'm serious here, you're lying the groundwork for your own demise with the way you're looking at things.
>>767904452
When i say she drinks its like the 20$ bottle she getts the gay guy has a drink to but he only has one or two, its vodka with well any god juice mainly tampico/fruit punch, the vodka is usually gone in two days and she only drinks at night so....
>>767903829
My neighbor asked my mom if I could babysit her daughter during the summer until she got off work everyday. My mom volunteered me to do it without asking. Shit was normal at first but on the third day she walks up to me while I’m
Sitting on the couch watching tv and proudly tells me she knows what sex is and that she’s seen boys penis before. I was caught way off guard I had no idea what to say so I didn’t. She then asked if she could see my penis. My heart was dancing on my tongue, I didn’t know if I should but I was curious and still young myself. So I pulled down my shorts and she hopped up on the couch and grabbed my dick. After probably a minute of touching me I shot cum all over her hand and myself. We experimented together for the rest of the summer.
>>767905244
definitely sounds like she was abused
>>767904539
Fuck yeah, she was still a virgin.
I caught her in the forest she was jogging in every 3 days or so. Pinned her to the ground from behind, pushing her face into the ground. She didn't have much chance to get a good look at me, and anyway, I was wearing a ski mask and plain clothes she never saw me wearing before. I cut her leggings and panties with a pocket knife and pushed my cock right away into her little tight pussy. I fucked her hard from behind, while she was wailing and sobbing.
After I was done, I left her there and went back home. changed my clothes (got rid of what I was wearing later) and comforted my sis when she came back home an hour later (Our parents were not home at that moment.)
Our relationship got a lot better from that day forward.
K and B, I still got crushes on you both but you'll never know. Fantasizing about either of you wouldn't even be a guilty pleasure, it would just leave me feeling guilty. I love my current gf to death but sometimes I wonder "what if".
>>767904766
thank you <3
>>767898972
My bf don't like sex with me
Im horny all the time and he always has some kind of excuse. Usually he just don't have a mood.
At the beginning of our relationship we were doing it all the time but after few months he got bored or sth. I tho that m maybe he met somebody, but im almost sure he is faithful. he is a good boy, pays for everything, tolerate my bullshit. Guess he just dont like my body, even if i look better than earlier. I told him many times that it is problem to me, but no results.
So now im cheating on him :3
>>767905599
>blaming others for their problems
>unattractive
>shitty morals
>awful english skills
pretty sure you're my girlfriend
>>767905694
lol... busted.
>>767905342
I think so but that thought never occurred to me as a kid.
>>767905578
I mean it. it's not your fault, you can't choose that. what you can choose is to not hurt others, so do that
>>767900200
Id like one, if others havent already taken them.
>>767904247
I had a life-changing acid-induced psychedelic experience at the age of 19. As a biochemist, I'm a skeptic, but something happened that night. I saw a vision of a God, or a Goddess more like, covered in violet lycra and shimmering lightning bolts. She was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Topless, with an antelope horn crown flickering over her head, she takes my face in her hands. Leaning into me, I can see her fully—perfection—and as my eyes begin to leak tears of simultaneous joy and fear, she kisses the peak of my forehead, sending a blast of radiant geometry flying through my skull. Why would she choose me, of all creatures? What have I done to deserve such honor?
I see every color all at once. White light. And then she walks away, purple whisps trailing behind her. I think the numbers 3, 6, 12. I yell out to her, psychically: "Who are you!?"
She smiles to herself and replies, finally looking me in the eyes, "We're the same person."
And she's gone.
>>767905694
Mic drop
>>767905599
Why do millenals and niggers hate the English language so much that they spell and speak like they have autism?
I've fapped to yaoi hentai and swallowed my own semen before.
I'm straight.
>totally run out of money.
>going to take the last bit I have and fly to Germany in the next ten days
>sell anything of value and cut off all communications
>Be homeless
>Suicide after 1 - to how many days I can tolerate homelessness
>>767905936
Probably one of the most amazing things I've ever read in my life.
>>767905432
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>767905989
Chris-chan, is that you?
>>767905936
this is amazing
>>767903783
My sister and I were always close. Only a year apart. Our home was a little broken. Her and I were always together. At first we just messed around when we were 10 or 11. Just touched each other when we were alone. By the time we were 14 and 15 we were fucking almost everyday after school. It went on for about nearly a year. I was always worried that I would get her pregnant. But that never happened. We never got caught either. She moved to stay with my mom and it stopped. Now over a decade later her and I are still close but we never talk about it. It is like it never happened. She was always beautiful. Still is. She lives with her boyfriend now. I love her and wish her the best. But if she ever wanted to do it again. I would not hesitate to fuck her brains out.
>>767905989
Well, you're drinking cum, so.. even if it's your own, that's still pretty gay that you did that. I don't think you qualify as straight anymore. Youve definitely wandered Into a gray area of sexuality, where you're not totally gay, or totally straight. Probably closer to bi sexual, but not exactly there, yet. You're on a warpath to being a faggot, though, that is for sure.
>>767905216
God dam dude. That's the longest sentence I've ever read.
>>767905694
If you think that ypur gf i unattractive then maybe break up with her
>>767898972
My only friend is a 10yo boy
>>767906412
Go read a book.
>>767906428
its easier just to cheat on her. I dont want to have to buy a new fridge and decide who gets the tv.
>>767906245
No. I only draw sonic for memes
>>767906355
Damn. Will fapping to lesbian porn cure me?
>>767906484
Well, considering you don't use periods to stop sentences, your grammar proficiency is shit, and you don't know where to place commas, I think the one who needs to learn how to read is you, my illiterate friend. I mean, that's the shit you learn in the first 3 years of school. Pretty much at the beginning of your life. How are you that bad at a skill you literally learn within the first few years of your life, and then practice for the rest of your life?
Cheated on my girl of ten years. She found out. I feel like shit. Been apart for a week but she's letting me go home to her so we can talk today, we have a six year old kid too.
>>767906103
Thanks homes; I call her the One True Bitch. She shows up when she feels like it, manifesting a bit differently each time. I've seen her as a Crystal Sex Goddess, a Vine-ridden Druid, a Desert Purgatory Guide, and an Ocean Stormrider. Tha bitch is wily. She's always blasting in with lightning and 80's pizzazz but at her heart she just down down to smoke a j and watch the rain.
>>767906412
>>767906484
>>767906615
There was a point in time where the average sentence length was like 43 words or something ridiculous.
Fuck those days.
I had a 9yo suck my dick in exchange for sweets.
>>767898972
>>767904578
Seems like the pair of you have created a pretty fucked up domestic situation.
>Someone think of the children
>>767906596
Once you start accepting, and opening yourself up to homosexuality, you're pretty too far gone, because you start finding gay things sexually attractive. The only thing you can do is reject, reject, reject that gay shit. You won't, though. You're going to fall deeper and deeper into the gay rabbit hole, until you're having sex with men who are dressed up like women.
>>767905432
I'll bet she knows it was you
>>767898972
This all happened when we ( me and female cousin) were 14. She stayed over for a night, became a regular thing after a while, like twice to three times a week.
One night a thunderstorm had her whimpering in the living room (sleeps on couch) and I went out to calm her down (parents slept heavy, room on other side of house). I was in a beater/boxers, we turned on the television to take her mind off storm, after cuddling for a while, I relaxed and with her pressed against me I got hard pretty fast.
A few moments of awkward bad jokes later we ended up in a 69, finished with her facedown/ass up and me dumping the heaviest, most satisfying load in my life into her pussy.
We banged for about a year like I said until it came out that her uncle-in-law was molesting her. I feel bad that she went through it but we were insanely close and that went ten fold when we started fucking.
I feel bad but a perverted part of me was glad she got to have consensual sex with some one that actually gave a fuck about her.
>>767906823
Why do you think so?
>>767898972
>Im 17
>Last Christmas brother came from overboard
>we were sleeping at one bed
>I the middle if the night i wake up
>feel hands running all over my body, one is on my tit
>he is whispering dirty things to my ear
>mfw i realized that he is trying to fuck me.
>tell him i need to pee
>spend all night in bathroom
I still can't believe it. I didn't tell it to anyone. Thought that maybe he was drunk and didn't know what he were doing. But two weeks ago it happened again. I can't say anything bc its my brother. Incest is gross. You are gross
>>767898972
I got pregnant by my own dad.
>>767906856
your smell
your touch
>>767906679
Your meme is shit, and so are you. She fucked other guys to make herself feel better. Make no mistake that you ruined your relationship for a slut who came and went. Hope it was worth it because you've essentially doomed your relationship.
>>767906914
>I can't say anything bc its my brother.
You can though. Or just tell him to cut it out, you don't want it, and if he doesn't then you'll tell
>>767906506
Well, then you are not my bf
He is buying me new shit all the time
>>767906615
That wasn't me who wrote the original comment you retard.
>>767906976
That would be weird if she knew. After that day she got really clingy to me.
>>767906703
Aaaand then it became the stupidest fucking thing I've ever read. The one true bitch. Jesus, there's that dumbass millenals/nigger dialect.
>>767906994
How? He is in other country now. Should i just message him on messenger or what...
Also i wouldn't believe myself if i weren't there
>>767906914
My closest friend went through the same thing. She even told her parents but they didn't believe her (perfect oldest brother syndrome). Just know it won't last forever, and you aren't crazy, or confused, or wrong. You're a warrior. Fuck shit up!!
>>767906771
But traps aren't gay...?
>>767906949
Why would he be so dumb as to ruin a good thing by getting you pregnant? He's an idiot for fucking up a good thing.
Finish your story, what happened after that? Was the sex consensual? Was there passionate sex between you guys? Give up the sexy details.
>>767907028
Ok, ok. Jeez my bad.
>>767907078
lmao why don't ya drag this coke line with me, it's 6:18 in the goddamn morning and now I'm apparently a racial slur. PARTY
>>767907056
that can happen
>>767907239
when he comes back or if he tries it again
>>767907308
Make no mistake. Traps are men dressed as women. Anyone who isn't in the gay community acknowledges that. It's only the pro gay community, and those who need to lie to themselves about their homosexuality say that men dressed as women, are women.
You're not fooling anyone.
>>767907305
Thanks, you are really sweet
>>767907329
>bubukka
nice, great artist
>>767907305
>>767907464
This is seriously an awesome comment, I agree. Never back down. You're a badass.
>>767907417
Dude, your not cool because you snort coke and do a shit load of drugs. You're a junkie who Chases a high. Nothing more.
>>767907423
Well, I don't mind that... In fact, that makes me want to fuck her again.
>>767907417
>>767907550
This. You need fucking therapy and rehab. Fucking lowlife druggie.
>>767907550
Wanna go to the gym?
>>767907582
probably too old now :^)
>>767907613
It wasn't that long ago
>>767899476
>me too
The stuff they keep adding is fun. I also never romanced ashara
>>767907640
still pushing it
>>767906949
To be fair, you are also my sister seeing how Mom and I fucked to create you. If this doesn't apply... nevermind.
