Reminder that "the friendzone" is simply stage one
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Reminder that "the friendzone" is simply stage one to being an incel. You blame others on you being physically, psychologically, and socially unattractive.
Have fun blaming others while you grow old all alone.
>>767896839
>psychoLOGically
>>767896839
i dont have any friends and i dont want any friends whats that zone called
>>767896839
I could put in the wrench time and make myself more appealing to the opposite sex, but sex robots are right around the corner...and I'll have the money for one cause I'm not paying for a live in blow job machine currently.
>>767897108
Autism Zone.
Do you know why no one wants to fuck you?
>>767897108
the why live zone.
>>767897108
Hermit. As long as it is by choice and you realize that, then there is nothing wrong with it. Incels blame others for their inability to not be a social loser.
You're good if this is the case.
>>767897232
Cause I'm pasty 30lbs overweight, living with my parents and my hobbies are jerking off and taking naps?
>>767896839
to be fair in the current social climate it's not really their fault. I mean sure back 8 years ago you had all the right to blame them for not trying harder but back then the risk of fumbling flirting with a girl was just awkwardness as they walked away. now it's a crime
>>767897234
grocery bagger retard hell
>>767897232
Because I don't understand what girls find attractive in men and yet I insist that it's a man's physical appearance. I spend hours and hours emulating female behavior by focusing on improving my physical appearance as a means of seduction and yet inconceivably, girls don't reward this considerable effort, ever.
People have told me that looks have nothing to do with female attraction, but I just mock them after they walk away with their girlfriend because they're clearly morons who don't know shit about what girls want.
>>767897232
Well if you are having problems with relationships, serious or casual, change what you are doing. If you keep failing with women and refuse to change, that is your fault.
>>767897326
You are blaming others again. Times change, society changes. Move with it or get left behind. Have fun watching your friends get married, have kids, and live a normal life.
At least you get NEET bucks for blaming women for your problems.
>>767896839
Why bother with the whole dating nonsense when you can just go to a brothel, pay for one of these and then go one with your day?
>>767896839
Tfw you're physically, psychologically, and socially attractive.
>Mfw iq is too high to have anything to do with humaynes.
>>767897516
Again, that is fine as long as you know it is your choice by doing so. There are already a few niceguy posts, blaming "the times" and women for their inability to have sex or a relationship.
>>767897563
Dolphins will fuck you if you let them.
>>767897440
>posting memes on the international network
>>767897334
Hit too close to home man :^(
>>767897606
>They rape.
>They believe that you are getting psychologically and physically tormented.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJRnjt3IUU0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSozxDEVhJg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9Ejg3oE27o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jRfgRnEviA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYJ5fUche-U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8DZhx8ehRQ
>>767897440
you need practice to get better at picking up girls no?
>>767897357
I see what you did there...
As a matter of fact I've actually gotten a couple of freinds laid. They advertantly prob knew or didn't know. As well as more people. Just to test out psychological charisma manipulation.
Good day glowstick.
>>767897810
You need to learn that X fails, then try changing to Y.
>>767898162
What the fuck are you even trying to say. Ok master charisma, whatever you say, please don't manipulate my girlfriend into leaving me oh god
>>767897043
For the life of me, I will never understand that stupid meme. That or "play with my gf's doo doo to nut."
Idiots, the lot of you.
>>767898386
>>767897357
lol
>>767897793
I wish I saw this when I was a beta teen. I realize it now myself, but after the fact.
>>767898186
how do you do that when it you fail you risk serious consequences?
>>767898374
I won't and I never have done that to someone although you can do it. (Counter opposite)
I don't care about your physical pleasures.
>>767897793
>>767898484
samefag
This answers all your questions on why you are not getting pussy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFnJMPQow7A
Give up, buy a doll, consume ponrography and be happy.
>>767898897
That video was made by a beta male, for beta males. Female attraction has nothing to do with a man's physical appearance.
None. Zilch. Nada.
>>767897793
He has some valid points... interesting.
>>767898995
I wouldn't say nada. Like if you aren't fuck-ugly or super creepy your foots in the door. But openning that door up is all you
What in the fuck is an incel?
Let's cut out this "incel" bullshit. You mean to say neckbeard social retard who would never deserve a girlfriend and then gets all butthurt and mah guns when he is too cheap to rent a hooker.
Carry on.
>>767898995
Dude, i consider myself with good appareance and women are really servicial and friendly around me.
>>767898995
Being this retarded
>>767899202
Nope. Nada.
Absolutely Nada. You could look like the fucking Elephant man and still get laid if you had one inkling about what women find attractive.
>>767897440
I just wish women would give me an honest feedback when I ask them why they don't want to date me. Kinda hard to change if you don't know what's wrong in the first place.
>>767896839
God bless agent scully and mulder
And long live the x-files
>>767899320
If we have to tell you, it wouldn't be romantic. Guys are supposed to know what we want without us having to tell them.
>>767899308
Okay, what is it? What do women find attractive in your opinion?
Am I reading The Secret here, with no actual facts but plenty of cryptic insinuations instead? Jebus.
>>767899308
I'm speaking ffor myself, personally I wouldn't consider fuck ugly or creepy as a man. I just don't think women are that loose. Then again i'm happily sexually active so I don't know the struggle.
>>767899401
Well, I already struck out with you (a hypothetical woman). Romanticism is out the window already, so what do you have to lose by telling me?
>>767899401
stfu homosexual. You are NOT a woman, deal with it.
>>767898897
Never understood that phrase "consume pornography."
I have a university degree; ergo, I am somewhat educated and fairly literate. To the best of my understanding, the definition of "consume" means to use something until it's no longer there. Dozen doughnuts, slice of pizza, can of root beer- if you consume it, then when you're finished, it no longer exists.
Yet every time I "consume" pornography, when I'm finished,
IT'S
STILL
FUCKIN'
THERE!!!
"Consume" needs to stop being used in front of the word "pornography." "Use," that's fine. "I used pornography." Realistic, gives ya an idea of what just happened, and is grammatically correct.
If you're actually ingesting components of a hard drive in order to actually "consume pornograhpy," you need mental help immediately. Not to mention a stomach pump.
Unless you're talking about old-school analog porn, like Hustler. If that's the case, if you're ingesting the pages of Penthouse once you're finished nutting, there's a damn good chance you're a goat.
I know, I know- that was a baaaad joke.
>>767899426
Status.
Most men think it's money, but a few of realize that money is just a means to the end of buying the latest fashions so they can obtain status.
It's hardwired into their sexuality. Being able to seduce a high status male significantly increases the survivability of their offspring. The strongest indication of a man possessing status is being preselected by other women. When a girl notices a lots of girls trying to get with one man, they view that man as having high status.
>>767899207
Involuntary celibate. Guys that want to fuck but for whatever reason can't get laid. They then take to blaming all women and all non-virgin males for their lack of having any game.
Check Eliot Rodger for a great example of an incel.
>>767899401
If we ask, it's because we don't know. If you refuse to tell us, no matter what the reason, you will get absolutely nothing. Because by refusing to help us, you therefore don't deserve whatever it is you wanted in the first place.
Help those who help themselves. Since you can't bother to help us, fuck you.
*not an incel but a MRA*
>>767899624
Okay let me explain you:
>be me
>shares 4chan when horny
>find a vid that gets me hard
>loop it
>finish
>close the webm tab
>never find it again
Thats it, its gone. At least for me, its gone.
Thats why i consumed it.
>>767899426
Women are attracted to any of the following things:
Money
Power
Fame
Any combination of those three things
>>767899637
Having any of those three things gives you status. Your insight on "preselection by other women" was pretty accurate though
>>767897793
>>767898484
>>767899151
Stop samefagging.
>>767899860
Ok, I can do that too:
>be me
>have 3 external hard drives with porn collection on it
>one for full movies, one for video clips, one for still photos
>get horny
>fire up one of those hard drives
>?
>profit
>nut has been achieved
>future nuts can also be achieved utilizing the same exact image/video as most recent one
QED.
You can't be friendzoned if you don't try making any friends... oh god, save me. ;_;
>>767897326
Lol implying
>>767898995
Are you stupid? Of course it matters. I mean yeah you can still get laid by the power of sheer charisma alone but if you're hot then you don't even need charisma or intelligence or even money honestly. I'm speaking from experience. When I was younger I had no job, I was awkward, and I always acted like an idiot around girls. I was attractive though so I still got laid plenty. Every positive trait matters. It's just that you can make up for the ones you don't have by being really gifted in other areas. And physical appearance is arguably one of the most important things because it's the very first thing a girl is going to notice about you.
getting pussy has never been easier, unless you look like a fat tub of shit you can get laid with tinder
>>767897326
Dutch fag here, I don’t know what you are talking about! Are you talking about USA?
>>767900222
>Of course it matters
Nope.
>>767898162
U wot m8
>>767900028
Ok let me try once more:
>be me
>need to bust a nut
>watch porn
>time past
>try to nut to the same porn
>cant because i already seen it
>find another one
If you see the same shit more than 3 times to nut, you are literal retard or have some issues.
Thats why you consume it.
>>767899962
>>767900588
I'm one of the guys he claims is samefagging. I don't see any reason why someone would samefag those posts.
>>767900473
Ooooooor, it could be that whatever it was that I nutted to, I really fuckin' like a lot and never get tired of it.
Plus I have close to 700Gb of porn to choose from. So while I have nutted to the same videos/pictures (meaning the ones I really like) many times more than 3 over the years, having that much variety at my disposal means that the instances in which one particular vid/pic is the one used to help me achieve nuttage are few & far between.
If I only had 20 videos and 140 pictures, I could see your point. But 700Gb? If something works, it works, but it's not the only thing I have to choose from.
Your over thinking this way to much, tips to get a mate, be confident, make her laugh and be honest. Looks have nothing to do with it and neither does money, a woman will love a poor man. I have been married many years and have dated many woman in the past and I ain’f no pretty boy, actually I am a fat man but I carry myself with pride. Just be yourself and treat woman with respect, and watch and see what happens.
>>767896839
/b/ where virgins go to tell virgins why they are virgins and how to stop being virgins despite also being a virgin.
>>767900824
Youll get tired of it eventually... and you will trash it. Or even lose it, why not?
When that happens, you will consume it completly.
>>767900944
lmao!
>>767901069
Just trying to help you guys out. I'm not perfect, and while I've never been an incel, I've made dumb choices in my life.
