Favorite avgn quotes
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Favorite avgn quotes
>>767891214
"I remember it so you don't have to"
"Fuck."
"The box is big?! Your mom's box is big!"
"ASS!"
"What in the unholy name of ASS is this fuckness?!?!?!?!"
"Itd be easier to do a hand stand while taking a shit"
ass
>>767891214
Shit the Fuck
You like my new invention? I call it "The Gyromite Controller."
...plays Gyromite.
>>767892561
classic
"This game sucks so much that poop exploded out of my balls and ASS"
beeeee suvunteeen boombeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Cowabungafuckingpieceofdogshit
I'm bad and motherfucker mike is worse
This game blows alright. More like, "It blows my buttplug out of my asshole, and when I lick it, it tastes like poop and ass and my asshole where my shit shoots out."
"Having the fuckin up button to jump is fucking fucked up"
Do you dipshits actually have favorite AVGN quotes? Jesus Christ.
>>767891214
I'll be back
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
We're gonna need a bigger boat
Welcome to Jurassic park
"It would also be the same to go take a shit on a piece of toast on top of a roof while wearing a fish mask singing 'I'm Too Sexy'".
>>767891214
"I'll sit in the corner, Mike"
>>767893154
fuck off summerfaggot
>>767891214
'I'm not funny and suck huge cocks'
>>767893433
Yeah, the person who posts on 4chan year round is the cool one. Right.
>>767891297
That's an angry joe quote
I forgot about this guy.
>>767891214
"i'm a faggot. faggots like me. faggots like me, like me."
>>767892578
Use this every day.
>>767892823
underrated post
>>767891214
“Oh this game is shit ... arghhh it’s really really bad you guys. Argh so bad and ass. It’s trash. “
Oh this game is ass .. I truly hate it.. hating it is an understatement .. I’d rather shit on my ass than play this fuck out of my ass when I shit.. fuck
“I’d rather suck a dogs balls through his ass than play this shit fuck of a games ass fuck it’s like someone just shitted on my console after I fucked the ass of this shit” 5:04 into season 4 episode 15
>>767896533
holy shit lmao
>>767891214
"Babe... does Darnell have to sleep over every night?"
>>767891214
“I’d rather lick the cream off an elephants dick that fuck the ass of this game it’s soooop bad.”
>>767892709
whats that youtubers name again
