hey /b/ wanna try meth and marijuana for the first time, any recomendations?
please stay a noob, only hit the doob.
>>767886643
it's one of those things you don't do as a teen, and still want to
>>767886575
Don't do meth. Never ever.
>>767886575
go google some pictures of before and after meth use
the ice of today is nothing even close to that dirty old biker meth.
ice only lasts about 45 minutes, and you can still sleep i mean whats all that about?
don't bother, if you missed it as a teen then you missed the good shit altogether
Weed is lame
Trust me, I’m working at a dispensary right now and weed smokers (especially newbies) are a whole new breed of stupid
>>767886575
Yeah skip the meth.
>>767886575
You crackhead
summer is a bit early this year
>>767888046
>I'm like so above this silly activity of getting "high" and enjoying life with your "friends" all I do is play DOTA and drink water I am the master race
>>767886575
>any recomendations?
Dont
Improve yourself instead
>>767887423
holy shit
thats a pretty intense before and after
>>767886575
If you do smoke meth, SMOKE A LOT MORE WEED.Weed actually helps clear the nerotoxicity properties of meth
>>767886575
You mean like together? Do it methfag, no one cares about you.
But my advice for first-time weed users is:
If you have a history of mental illness, particularly schizophrenia, abstain.
If you have constant depressive and/or paranoid thoughts, abstain.
If you ground yourself in your ability to understand your own thoughts, abstain.
If you have social anxiety, abstain within group settings.
Smoke one decent hit, and that's it. Don't impulsively conclude that, since you're not feeling it within 5 minutes, you surely need more.
>>767886575
>wanna try meth
Are you retarded?
Do you wanna be?
>>767889034
Ahahaha what the fuck, you’re acting like weed is acid or some shit. I think you got it mixed up or do you think you’re special for smoking the weakest drug on earth next to nicotine & caffeine?
Meth make you feel great and get a lot of shit done, but after you get hooked,(and you most likely will), you wont be able to think straight anymore. You will be mentally impaired and basic cognitive activities will become difficult for the rest of your life
>>767888046
you were once a newbie, were you not?
Niggers produce a natural meth from their melonin that impairs their thinking and grants them gorilla strength
>>767888046
tell us more anon
any stories of your experiences?
>>767890608
One time a guy came in high as fuck with his hippie girlfriend and they tried fucking in the backroom. I heard a bunch of clattering and banging going on, so i pulled my pants up and tightened my belt and marched back there and knocked on the door. They said "hold on" and i said ok. I checked my watch, it was 4:20 (heh) . About 5 minutes later, they opened the door and walked out. I had my hands on my hips and i was mad. They walked past me smiling as they left the shop. I walked into the restroom and it smelled like skunnk and tuna fish. I'm about ready to put my 2 weeks in. I've had it.
>>767890916
hahahha
tell us more!
>>767888510
PERFECT!! yes
>>767890916
why are the bathrooms not staff only? wtf?
Before attempting to smoke meth, understand how.
Meth becomes a clear liquid when heated, then vaporizes into a white smoke. The idea is to heat whatever you place in the pipe evenly so that it all melts down to liquid and then by twisting the pipe, spread the liquid all around the bowl so that it doesn't stay in a hot place for too long and burn. Once liquified, the pipe can be twisted. This allows you to put your flame ahead of the liquid (think of the liquid chasing the flame), so that once the glass is heated, it will fall/roll down the curve towards your lighter and smoke. As the liquid gets close to the flame, you begin to twist the other way, keeping it following your flame.
Step by step:
Keeping your flame 1-2 inches below the bowl, move it in a circle around the perimeter of your product so that the outermost portion begins to liquify. Remember to continue moving the flame.
As it begins to liquify, begin twisting the pipe back and forth. You want to heat the edges of the product and then the glass adjacent to the edges to make it flow there. However, when reversing the direction of the twist, make sure to heat the inside/middle for a moment as well so that it will melt once the dope bordering it has melted. Eventually you will have a puddle of liquid that is mobile-stop heating! Continue to twist the pipe to spread the stuff around and wait for it to recrystalize.
Now you should have a thin puddle of clear crystal stuff. Once again, heat with flame around the perimeter (much bigger this time, but it will also melt faster now because its thinner). Once melted, it should soon begin to smoke. Cease lighting once it begins smoking a fair bit and continue to twist.
When you inhale, don't suck like smoking. Instead, inhale like you are breathing but VERY slowly/softly. It takes very little pressure.
Once you've smoked all your meth, smash your pipe and promise yourself that you'll never go for seconds because if you do, you're gonna be hooked.
>>767886575
speaking from experience
dont become an everyday pot head
makes you lazy and depressed
i hope your stuff is laced with lead and you die lol
>>767886575
>any recommendations?
Pot: Don't get too fucked up your first time or you wont really enjoy it.
Meth: Leave that shit alone.
