/b/ i need your help
My girlfriend just sent me these and is freaking out because she doesn't know what it is and is telling me to get checked for STDs. I've only been with one other girl and I've never shown any signs of an STD. She said it just started today and she's having itching around her clit and there's no smell or anything, could it just be a yeast infection?
>>767883673
i think shes ovulating
Its just thrush, tell the dirty bitch to calm the fuck down.
>>767883673
likely a yeast infection she should probably get that checked
Hpv
>>767883673
bleugh
the least she can do is shave her fucking crotch. man sometimes i wish was a fag because women are fucking gross and lazy
>>767883837
shut up faggot, the bush looks fine. there's nothing wrong with it.
>>767883673
>Alien herpes
We need to see a before pic for comparison. I can't fap to this
>>767883837
She actually has a really cute bush
>>767883792
Yeah I'm pretty sure it's a yeast infection because she's on this antibiotic and one of the side effective is possible yeast infection
>>767883673
lulz.
she let some other dude creampie her bro.
not that this is a real thread or anything.
good effort though, you fooled most of these rubes.
>>767883673
That’s a textbook yeast infection
Protip; Don't use spit as lube.
thats a nigger creampie
Use that splooge to make some sourdough bread
>>767883673
Show actual pics or medfags can’t say
>>767883673
mmm yest
make some bread
>>767883673
>/b/ i need your help
>My girlfriend just sent me these and is freaking out because she doesn't know what it is and is telling me to get checked for STDs. I've only been with one other girl and I've never shown any signs of an STD. She said it just started today and she's having itching around her clit and there's no smell or anything, could it just be a yeast infection?
>>767884142
You absolute fucking idiot.
She just showered
>>767883837
>t. Gillette shill
>>767884942
>>t. Gillette shill
>>767884914
Looks like she got fucked by a nigger that stretched her out and creampie her.
>>767884946
>>767884914
why does her crotch hole look like it was just at war in Afghanistan or something, shit got blown the fuck up
>>767883673
decent bait
or
ignorant /b/tard that doesn't know what a post-sex pussy looks like
YOU decide
Ill never eat biscuits and gravy again thanks a lot OP
I really don't think she would cheat on me though. We're pretty happy together. And I mean I'm not white so I have that going for me lol
>>767885217
Lol you don’t know what post sex pussy looks like yourself. It’s a rash or yeast infection. Op needs to stay off from that pussy for a week. She is going to have a long three days of itching and pain no sleep for u
>>767885382
Guess u have her your ape aids damn nigger
>sperm bank depository
she's full OP find another corpse
>fur bearing mammal
>>767883673
you should have gotten a dog instead, op
>>767885382
thats a post fuck pussy OP
>>767883673
>>767884914
I'd totally fuck her
I mean she's not ugly I can say that for sure. I love her and all so I really don't think she'd cheat.
And can I pick up the yeast infection from her if we fuck? What are the symptoms for me?
Also here's a picture I have saved of her
>>767886118
That looks nothing like a post-fuck pussy, it looks inflamed and septic. Send your bitch to the doctor.
Shaved my dick today. Feels great but the after shave lotion burned like hell.
What aftershave does anon use on his balls? Asking for a friend.
Would not touvh without surgical gloves
>>767886706
I don't really shave. Aftershave on your balls sounds like a terrible fucking idea and that's coming from the guy who apparently has a yeast infected girlfriend lol
Ariel, are you a jew?
>>767887025
If you're talking about my girlfriend, no she's not Jewish
>>767886118
just go to the doctors/pharmacy with her OP, they'll give her a prescription or a non-prescription treatment for it. if you both go itll seem like you care and you two will learn something about vaginas
>>767883956
>>767884071
>>767884942
holy shit you kids are virgins if you think that shit is acceptable or attractive
a woman that doesn't shave or at least heavily trim puts off the image that she is lazy, has poor hygiene, has self image issues about her junk (wah my vagina is ugly so i want to hide it with nastier hair) or thinks she's too #girlpower to have to cater to conventional societal norms and just flat-out refuses to make her crotch attractive
and in every single case, she is literal walking dick repellent—oh but i can hear your chubby little fingers warming up to start clacking away at your mechanical keyboards with a retort "I'D STILL FUCK HER THO" yeah no shit, i meant actual good/attractive dick repellent, of course women like her can still get 0/10 dick like y'alls but she's better off just fapping imo
>>767887743
I'm going to defend my girlfriend because I love her, but I do pretty much agree with you
Her trouble is that she's allergic to most metals so whenever she does shave she gets extremely red and breaks out in hives and its just really painful for her. She works on trimming it but she just really wants to avoid the pain
>>767887743
>calls others virgins
>just typed out a thesis about girl's pubes
I don't even get what your angry about
>>767887743
The issue isn’t her hair fucknut, it’s the fact that she’s been taking in more dicks than she’s been letting on.
Save pics and show to the pharmacy. Pick the dorky looking guy with the phd in pharmacy. Save you lots of money. Get script and use it as directed.
>>767883673
Ecks Dee OP
Nice bait attempt you dumb nigger
>>767887966
checked and i respect that but my edginess is forcing me to say that honestly, fam, she has inferior genes then. Allergies are a sign of faulty genetic code, especially one as bizarre as a metal allergy, Can she even drive a car?
i'm not saying dump or her or anything as cold as that, just tell her to get sterilized so you don't accidentally knock her up with your superior seed that her DNA doesn't deserve, and if you ever do decide you want kids get a surrogate.
I know it's not fair but unfortunately that's life. If you do take my advice, wisely, and she gets uppity about it just explain to her that life deals everyone the hand it deals them and if she can't even try to overcome the metal allergy on her own then not only is she inferior by default due to said allergy but is actually doubly so considering she was also too weak to even TRY to overcome it. You're a good man for staying with her, though, just please get her ovaries removed or something if you ever plan on hitting it raw.
>>767888012
i've been doing subutex since like 10 pm last night and have also been awake since yesterday afternoon i'm quite strung out, edgy and full of troll juice
>>767888220
there's nothing wrong with that; males are almost encouraged, even, to be as promiscuous as possible and rail every pussy in sight—women should get the same treatment and should be free to suck and fuck as many dicks as they see fit. It's 2018 after all and we're becoming more equal every day. As long as she's hetero and is all about that dick, let her have as many as she likes. (but if she's even a little bit gay/bi, fuck her and shoot her in the ovaries b/c she's of inferior genetic makeup)
>>767883673
I really wouldn't worry about it. At worst don't do stuff with her vagina before seeing a doctor.
>>767883837
You better shave everything as well then if you have that kind of standard
>>767888753
don't tell me what the fuck i should do kid you lack the authority to enforce it
but for the record yeah i always shave my armpits and junk and i even used to go so far as to shave eeeeee'rything; arm hair, legs, even my ass, pretty much anywhere i could find hair that wasn't on top of my head i would shave
so yeah i'm more than within my rights to judge nasty trashy and lazy fucking females that are afraid to take a razor to their sensitive parts. You know they're specially made to NOT cut skin right. You have to go out of your way with it or do something stupid to nick your nethers
>>767883673
>>767884946
>>767884914
Nigger creampie with instant herpes.
Just kidding. It’s just herpes. With a syphilis infection.
Don’t fuck her anymore. Even a condom won’t protect you.
>>767883673
I'm ok with this. Love the swollen redness. Especially if it starts.
t. Babboon
>>767888616
fucking autist
>>767889035
I've had my dick in two different females, fam, and they pretty much came on to me at the start of the relationship. Definitely not autistic nor an incel, I'm just better than you I guess, loser.
>>767889030
Suck my big ear. I actually typed smarts. As in hurts like burning.
Stupid fucking phone imma throw you across the god damn room.
>>767887743
>If you don't like what I like then you're a virgin
My girlfriend used to shave and I asked her to stop. I don't like bald, it makes it look childish. Not to mention smooth trim hair is superior to stubble hitting my dick head.
Had a gf who suffered from this real bad. I'd have to go a week without pussy. Something to do with me being acid and her alkaline. She started telling me but I wasn't paying attention.
Doctor told her to air it all out. So she would sit around the apartment with her knees up cunt on display.
Shits tough to see when you're a guy trying to do the dishes or get your boots clean for work.
She definitely has something. Yeast infections don't produce that much mucus, neither does poor hygiene. Get checked.
>>767889419
"it makes it look childish" i never understood the autistic hypocrisy of this argument. Since when was something or someone looking younger than their true age seen as a negative? Oh I don't know, NEVER? Since the very fucking start of time humans have done everything in their power to try and stop, reverse or at least slow it down. Make up, surgeries, etc.; everyone wants to look younger IRL because it's a fucking good thing .When you make this stupid argument "oh they look like kids when they do that hurr durr" it just makes you sound like an overly self conscious child molester in training you fucking double nigger
>>767889538
yes she does have something, a lazy fucking ass that she sits that nasty hairy vagina on. She needs to fucking shave that shit and catch up with the rest of society here in 2018 and maybe it won't get infected so often
>>767883673
Mexico.
>>767889126
>drug addicted freak
>I am better than you
Oh the delusions
>>767889659
I don't think women try to look prepubescent. Your argument there doesn't really make sense. Being attracted to adult female features doesn't make me "an overly self conscious child molester in training." You sound like you're projecting super hard.
>>767883837
what level of bait is this
>>767883990
Kek
>>767890003
>>767889659
Also I just noticed your post saying you've had sex with a whopping two women. I'm going to guess you're fairly young and that's what this outburst is all about. I felt very similar when I was younger, my tastes changed as I got older. Yours might not, but acting like you've got everything figured out after two girls makes you sound retarded.
Professional here, that’s the clap
OP signing off. Goodnight
>>767890245
Fuck off faggot
>>767889929
mommy look i'm judging people on the internet again how many good boy points is that?
fam it was my first subutex in months i'm not on any narcotics or addictions save for maybe vaping but i'm not addicted i just like blowing out the vapor. but i do vape at 6mg because i like to at least get some kind of effect from it
>>767890003
>I don't think
tell me why anyone should even bother reading the rest of your bullshit when you have that big fat disclaimer in front of it. you aren't every woman, you can't speak for them. And dude again it's a stupid argument because for one, i personally dig older women. im 28 and i'd like to get with someone in her 30s, however i'd expect her to shave her fucking vagina. It would make her look nicer, cleaner and yeah younger i guess but that's not the main prioroty. Yet I know she's over 30 so even if she fucking looked like she was 15 (hyperbole) it wouldn't fucking matter you gosh damned turboautist
stop defending lazy trashy bimbos dude. you're prob a virgin so i'll go easy on you but real life is NOTHING like what jewwood portrays it as in the movies. women are literally female men and love fucking and getting wild all the time, they don't need you fucking white knighting them on the far corners of the internet bro they can handle their own shit and if they want to get dicked down they're gonna have to put some effort into it, namely by shaving their fuckin cooch
>>767890034
you disagree? then you're probably an incel
>>767890154
quality over quantity plus such a low number helps my credibility and shows that i'm actually being completely honest with everything i'm saying. also don't fucking patronize me, dork, im 28 and i can tell by how you type that i'm not only older and wiser but bigger, stronger and better looking as well. I used to bench like 235 lbs and I watch almost every single UFC event. I would beat your faggot ass IRL and kick your trashy lazy girlfriend in the fuckin crotch fag
>>767889126
>incel
You new here? They're wizards
>>767883673
Chlamydia. Tell her to see a doctor and to take some antibiotics. You probably should do the same.
I like them both ways in moderation. Got to rrmember normal harry pussy snd dick have been in style forever. Shaved stuff is a fairly new trend. Maybe 10 years? Never would I have expected co workers to talk about going home to shave their junk!
>>767884946
Yeah that amount of inflammation doesn't look good I wouldn't put my dick near there until she has seen a gyno and got checked for STDs
>>767883673
>a yeast infection?
no
>>767890511
Starting with "I don't think" is simply being honest. You also don't speak for everyone, and I'm probably closer to the mark than you considering how many people you're arguing with. It's also hilarious that you think being 28 and only fucking two girls is somehow a credit to you, or that watching UFC makes you a badass. Everything about your posts screams insecure faggot. The irony of you calling my girlfriend trashy while also ranting about UFC and how you're gonna fight people over the internet is clearly lost on you.
Had a crazy girl I was fucking call and tell me to get checked. Went to a gay as fuck dr. He took blood to be tested with a big ass needle. Asked him bout it. He said this is nothing compared to what you been poking people with to have to come in for this test.
>>767885652
moar
>>767890877
that's what i thought pussy i knew you were some little shit kid. i love how you completely deflected that part and didn't even try to dispute me.
the UFC thing was true but i use it as a trollbait b/c it always gets dorks like you to bite
i rustled your jimmies using like 0 effort fam lol you're too easy
>>767888992
You sound fun
>>767891106
What part did I deflect?
>>767891106
Holy Christ you are retarded as fucking hell.
>>767891261
ask you're momma she can tell you about it
>>767891456
what are you fucking stupid or trying to one-up me at my own game and troll me? you know damn well you deflected you entire age issue by completely ignoring the part where i said i was likely older than you dumbed ass
>>767891737
nobody cares what a virgin incel thinks kiddo
>>767891785
My momma wouldn't fuck no hairless queer.
>>767891785
I made fun of you for being 28 and only fucking two women. It surprised me, but it also invalidates the excuse I had in my head for you being such a temperamental little faggot. How is that deflecting?
You, as described by yourself, so far:
>Had sex with 2 women
>28
>USED to be able to bench 235
>Watches ufc habitually
>Currently on a narcotic binge
>Thinks an allergy=defective genes and shouldn't breed
>Think yourself super for your low bodycount
> Think that you can beat up someone over the internet
You sound like you have a very happy life. I'm sure the creeping loneliness and the sting of constant rejection isn't getting to you right now, and I'm certain that doesn't explain your rageposting about whether girls you'd never be able to fuck anyways shave
>>767891785
>Dumbed ass
Checks out
>>767891949
not even worth (you)ing but here you go
>>767892374
again, autismboy, you fail to at least make up an age for yourself, clearly it's a touchy subject for you
also you said "anyways" at the end there. the word is "anyway" you dumbed shit
i've been awake for like 40 hours almost, im tired and i need to crash, i dont have time to troll you dorks anymore i got what i wanted
gonna go pwner some noobs in tf2 and probably call up one of you're moms for a quick splooge and pass out. later goobers
>>767892754
I doubt any of our moms will be your 3rd ever conquest. Also your posts are all riddled with typos. If you wanted an easy thing, I said super instead of superior at the end of my last reply. You're literally so retarded that you can't even nitpick typos correctly. Keep trying to defoect everything away from your sad existence though. Maybe if you don't think about it the pain will go away
>>767883956
No, that bush does not look fine. That bush is nothing more than a holder of bacteria, from piss, sweat, vag juice and probably a bit of fecal as well. All clinging to her untrimmed bush hairs and helping cause her inflamed pussy problems. She needs to shave the hair that is around her pussy. Leave the patch up top if you want, but clean up the opening for gods sake.
>>767892959
"defoect" haha you typo'd too fag
Also, you moron, I'm feigning ignorance. It's trollbait. I can type like a virgin if I want but it's easier to get you morons to bite if I pretend to be as stupid as you.
Jfc I so wanna soap up and clean that pussy. Lather it up and shave her bare. Dry it all off paying extra special care not to hurt her. Then massage a soothing balm into her lips, just slowly and steadily until it stops burning.
>>767883673
One would believe that she should see a doctor , and not a board of autists.In all honesty tell her to make an appointment.
>>767895247
No way dude, I say go with the autists! Go with the autists!