#REKT
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#REKT
Not kicking the lion in the head
I mean at least face its eyes, try to affirm your higher rank as a human
Bump
>>767881761
Bump
>>767881991
Not kicking the Snoop Lion in the balls.
>>767881761
Why go in there only to run out like a bitch?
>>767881761
i'd only seen the file name and thought it was actually endearing, then i actually saw it.
>>767881761
Fucking darwin award winner. Never turn your back on a cat. Even house cats will attack you soon as you turn your back when play fighting. And if you're gonna run, move your ass. It's a fucking lion, not a turtle.
>>767881761
woah this is why people shouldn't mess with pitbulls... they are deadly
>>767881761
The audio for this is great, go watch it at LL.
>>767885275
That file name though...
>>767881761
>Hmm...He was behind of it.
>>767883547
He was trying to get some pussy
>>767885261
Link?
>>767885275
abortion in the wild
I WANT TO BE REFERRED TO AS A MAN
>>767886531
https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=sFrT9_1525182301
>>767885275
he likes them young
>>767885416
fucking rag heads they can't even run and stumbling with their robes
>>767886688
lol she started it and thinks she could just walk away. And he hits a nigger of all things.
>>767886688
Based nigger putting this fat bitch in her place
>>767885416
Ha 9-11 for sandniggers
>>767887258
fucking women
>>767885675
The Virgin Walk vs The Chad Road Rage
>>767887643
Yeah that's what I thought was the most hilarious part about it is when she half-assed punched the dude in the face and she obviously wants to be a dude so it's like stay there and fight like a man don't walk off like a bitch wheres your balls!? Lol
>>767881991
Animals have quick reflexes, buddy.
Haven't you ever tossed a ball or frisbee for your dog? Them fuckers can move fast!
A human being going up against a full-grown lion is fucked. Sharp teeth, sharp claws, quick reflexes, they can move fast and jump far....
His best bet was to stand up, wave his arms, and make a lot of noise. It could've scared the lion into not attacking.
>>767887627
was she trying to lose weight by having one leg amputated ?
>>767888368
Wait wut?
>>767888459
Ejector seat.
Did the candle go into her eye?
>>767888607
I remember this. It was at the Ching Chong Ding Dong school for the gifted.
>>767887959
Fucking hell. Poor girl.
>>767888698
This is why you keep the retards in the basement.
>>767888453
oh shi... parties over.
>>767887959
THIS IS /b/
>>767888787
guess they dont teach stop drop and roll in Oriental land. They wouldnt be able to pronounce in anyway.
>>767888742
I reported your comment. Next time think before you act mean to someone
>>767888873
T H I S I S S P A R T A
>>767885600
feel sorry for her but what a fucking retard
>>767888945
Mark zuckerburg is gonna ban you from the chan for being mean.
>>767888368
Why is it when I watch this all I can think of is the dukes of hazzard and the car horn from it?
>>767887874
No, if it came for me I would wait until it leaps in the air then just fucking deck him in the face. Lay his ass out, so he just goes limp and hits the ground.
>>767885275
Freshest meat ever
>>767889137
All this while simultaneously sliding my dick in its feline anus.
Not sure why but we are a couple that gets a rush from watching gore and death videos. Mostly the cartel beheading videos. There's been times were we even thought about going to Mexico to try to get the cartel to kill us just for the thrill. Hoping to talk to other people who are into that stuff so hit us up on Facebook
Facebook com/sammy.nova.70
>>767886511
pieces were gathered for reconstruction
>>767887959
fuck a choice sometimes abortions should be mandatory
>>767889255
Ive seen this chick on gdp
>>767887627
Why???
>>767885051
what is that thing
>>767889426
Why not?
>>767886688
please PLEASE tell me there's a longer version with audio!?
>>767888453
'murica described in one nose surgery
>>767889593
A deformed baby.
>>767889255
That's so hilarious. I would love it if you would please record it! Although it would be good if you would find a way to seal the deal and make sure you can't talk your way out or back out. I guess just have a lot of drugs fronted to you and do them all and then bring no money or valuables along. It would be interesting to see the reactions of people like you and your wife because you would be willingly going into the situation, although it's likely you would both get cold feet and start begging and reasoning to get away. It would be interesting to see what would make you turn, maybe if it happened to one of you first? I don't know, just food for thought.
>>767887959
based tard
>>767887959
damn i would be so sad knowing that i can't see due to a fucking down syndrome crack baby pushed my face into the cake with candles still in it. To top it all of he claps, look at him he is just so proud of himself because his underdeveloped brain can't tell what he did was fucked up. People like this become school shooters and should be put down.
>>767889137
OH SHIT! YOU ARE SUCH A BAD ASS!!
>>767889128
same.
>>767887627
We use to jump off our roof to the ground for fun when we were kids and never once got hurt.
>>767889960
Rebel
>>767887652
What?
>>767887959
What happened to Esmeralda?
>>767887258
>>767886531
>>767881761
>>767881991
>>767883077
>>767884337
>>767884814
He lived.
>>767889795
Hit us up on facebook
Facebook com/sammy.nova.70
>>767881761
This guy doesn't deserve to own that safari/zoo. I've seen enough to know anytime you turn your back and run you're instantly seen as prey. He got that lion killed for no good reason and I hope Simba and Harambe haunt that crusty old fucker for the rest of his life
>>767889593
his name jeff
>>767888607
He got the shaft.
>>767885275
I love african wild dogs
>>767885600
>Can't hold on
>Cant get out of the way
Nature did what it was supposed to do
>>767886430
kid was lucky he didnt get impaled or have his calves ripped open.
>>767889643
I wish I was looking for it for a while
>>767890819
alpha af
if he lived
>>767889593
clown or jester something, i dont remember very well
>>767890947
>>767889960
Probably because you didn't weigh 200 pounds and knew how to break your fall.
>>767888909
Or Africa
>>767889593
A harlequin baby I think they're born with no moisture at all in their body or some shit
>>767885675
That fucking file name
>>767891129
Kangz
>>767890419
Physically impotent. Yeah we get a lot of those in the human race.
>>767885675
that dude def hit him on purpose
>>767890922
He did. He was on Tosh.o
>>767887258
Im american and this still made me hate americans such whiny people
>>767889593
Harlequin Ichthyosis, a fucked up genetic disorder
>>767891267
beautiful
>>767891643
kek'd
>>767890819
The dog runs by wagging his tail. He's happy AF at this.
>>767889890
is may too early to be considered summer? i dont think so
>>767889593
salt water abortion
>>767890900
Ohhhhhhhh!
>>767887838
Top zeezle
>>767885051
Harlequin baby
>>767889593
>>767891201
They're born with WAY too much keratin in their skin. Keratin is what your fingernails are made up of and some people have small amounts in their hair. These babies have way too much
>>767892195
What did she expect?
>>767892214
I think its a late term abortion. Salt water kind. Basically the thing that planned parenthood wants more of.
>>767892392
technique 5
style 5
>>767891267
Splat
>>767892460
how the fuck does this even happen. Asians are literally murdering people on the road. I dont even understand how this could be a mistake
>>767892393
You're autistic
>>767889128
Best hit ever
>>767891540
MONSTER KILL!
>>767891129
Wakanda foreveeeer!
>>767887959
It’s the parents fault for not killing him earlier.
>>767889255
Bad b8
>>767889263
>>767892902
get forked
>>767892307
saints row insurance fraud
>>767890465
He did... notice the missing spike..
>>767885117
THE FILE NAME JKDBILBULSAI
>>767888607
anyone got more of the girl? she's cute as hell
>>767892393
You should have been aborted
>>767890819
> 00:10
>*Record Scratch*
>*Freeze Frame.*
"You're probably wondering how it is I got here..."
>>767892938
This may seem stupid to ask, but can't they lay eggs or shit in the dick?
Would the urin kill them?
>>767881761
>So...he was behind of it.
Ok guys im done i have decided to kill myself without any pain. So what do i do? Do i take some pills or what. Help
>>767893471
no idea bro, i just post the stuff
>>767891540
How are chinks so fucking oblivious
>>767887627
>is fucking fat
>takes a running start
>doesnt remotely understand how she is supposed to land
It's amazing how stupid this person is. There's 0 reason for her to believe she has any of the skills or knowledge to do what she is about to do, and she does it anyway.
>>767892760
I wonder how doctors will fix this. It seems that not only it is ripped open, but actually part of tissue is completely missing.
>>767891643
What the fuck is in these gook sewers? Is all that kimchi making explosive shit?
>>767893583
Aaaaahhhhhh noooooo eeeeehhhhh
>>767893657
thank god im not smart enough to be a doctor
>>767891888
it actually can show nervousness as well anon
>>767893583
been there
>>767893366
More of the girl from China?
More of the girl from a random security camera in another country?
You are the stupidest fucking person I've ever seen on 4chan, and that is a colossal feat.
>>767893693
Damn son death by machines are the worst. Anyone agrees
>>767891174
Christ.. that blood splatter.
>>767893065
Fucking kek
>>767886609
Roe v. Hyena
>>767893583
been there, toe went under door, nail didnt
was holding on by a small thread
>>767893583
MODS MODS MODS!!!
>>767893861
>
theres no way you can stop that much velocity with 6 feet under you, what a fucking retard
>>767887959
It's so sad that he probably doesn't get it I find that his ignorance is the worst part, poor guy
>>767893982
fucking gooks am i right
>>767890172
where’s his neck
>>767892860
Looked like break failure.
>>767893547
Get a 45 pound weight from your local gym and have your mate drop it on your head.
>>767893657
Yeah, like his fucking rib cage. Probably find a way to resew his membrane which keep his organs in place, then find a way to keep him from having a broken / missing ribcage. Oh, and while avoid causing him either septic or hypovolumic shock.
>>767885325
made me kek
>>767892973
that man is a god
>>767894087
>
Did he diededed?
>>767892314
For a man to save her from being the dumb cunt that she is
>>767894277
not sure
>>767893160
some advil will do the trick
>>767881991
Because we all know you’d be able to stop and think with clear rationale in a situation like that
>>767892760
Just a flesh wound
>>767888368
Them duke boys are at it again
>>767892997
So apparently all three kids survived. Yay I guess?
>>767893195
I can watch everything except for this one.
>>767881761
>years of evolution and we have this webm that demostrate us this, HUMAN IS A PIECE OF SHIT, HAHA
>>767892314
Cellphone in her left hand.
>>767894485
yeah most gym people hate this one
>>767894387
"wow, this guy is amazing at his act, don't you think Joe?"
>>767893583
Hiked a long distance with cheap combat boots and this happened
>>767892997
how the fuck did they not see the car???
>>767892307
wow that's some GTA shit
>>767891024
Just like coyote and road runner cartoons
>>767881991
If i am in a situation i would kick punch lion so hard and roar at him why this old fart running. Just scratch his eyes old man
>>767894576
Maybe I wont get that nice bike tomorrow
>>767886688
why do faggots always hit a person and walk away scared as fuck, every clip is always the same thing
>>767893465
she actually had her face repaired, cant find sauce though. I saw the pic in another thread
>>767893957
"man is a machine" - Thomas Hobbes
>>767892902
shoulda been called "free shoes"
>>767891024
Poor coyote lol
>>767891129
I don't care what anyone says, you have to give dues when deserved and these motherfuckers are so fucking dumb they actually should be rewarded the retard race of the year
>>767894873
Yo that movie is trippy af
>>767891625
link?
>>767893583
mine!
>>767893693
did he die or were all his bones just shattered
>>767893065
Jaja chingao
>>767888453
love this one lol, heres the aftermath
>>767893957
file name should have been "splitting headache"
>>767893465
Who is bane? Why does he wear the mask?
>>767895241
he is fucking dead bro
>>767894443
imagine the shower afterwards
>>767895241
Dumb ass you think he'd live through that? Grow some brains
>>767893861
Lol shoulda broke out the trampoline
>>767895388
Nut breaker
>>767894226
wow I didn't think they would move at all when they're that small
>>767894817
you stupid cunt, I would fucking love to see you faced with a lion and watch that stream of shit and piss mixing with you tears and whines, as would be the case you pussy retard....
>>767894576
in a hurry to die
>>767894087
Dumbass was gonna freeze to death anyway, wearing nothing... Chose the quicker way out
