I am 25 years old and I am a christian, there is a 15 year old girl and she is a christian too, can I try something? after all, there are no other christians out there, woman outside the church is a whore.I just want to date.
>>767874991
OO OO AH AH, just show her your hairy monkey muscles and big bloodsponge.
She go sleep with you and give you snu snu.
Then you not berrypicker
you can try going to Church
I'm a 57 year old taliban and I do quite agree my dear sir.
Faggot
>>767874991
How about not contribute to overpopulation my guy?
These impulses can easily be fixed with a fleshlight, hand, or fuckmaster9000
>>767874991
You are also a pedo file apparently
>>767875188
I'm going, she's new to my church.
>>767875308
I tried, but the lack of affection of a human woman is really making me feel mentally ill.
>>767875410
I do not feel attraction by minors, she has developed body.
>>767875511
Why? God wants me to stay with those who have the same faith as me.
>>767875444
>Monkeyproblems.jpg
>>767875624
This sounds totally sane if you're insane.
>>767875754
Define sanity?
I would say that bullying and gang violence is pretty insane but it's just a 'way of life', right?
>>767874991
you could trying praying
>>767874991
I mean, you already believe humans knew more about the universe 2000 fn years ago than we do now. So... that kind of says a lot about you lol. Let me help you, no one knows what reality or the universe is, all women change, she will change. You will get complacent in an ever-changing relationship with a young girl. You will get fat, and she will leave you.
Find someone your age, and grow the fuck up.
>>767875860
Meh, both are conditionings from different environments. I'd consider both to be somewhat insane. But fabrications without any evidence are more insane in my opinion.
Religion is kind of a crutch. It helps you with coping realities harshness. A family member died? Oh, they're in heaven. Do something wrong? Oh, hell awaits. It's derived from a pre-governmental society. They didn't' have the FBI in the 1000s, so they had to prevent murder somehow. I mean, it's been around forever, and it's a great way to control a populous. But it's really unneeded right now unless used as a crutch for AA or inability to cope with reality and its unknowns.
>>767875967
When I was born there were 9 planets, now there are like 5000.. anyone who thinks humans knew more about the universe 2000 years ago is fucking retarded
If your a Christian what the fuck are you doing on /b/?
>>767875963
I told God I would only get a christian girlfriend if I left my small town and went to a specific city, and that girl came specifically from that city to my city. I'm not sure if it's God's plan.
>>767875967
Cut that shit, not here to talk about the universe or human history, I just want advice.
She's going to change her mind over time, but I do not think it will be worse, she's very devout.
>>767876463
I'm just passing by, seeing opinions
>>767876264
That's not the point of religion though.
Hell may be a fabrication, but heaven is very real. It may not be some cloud kingdom in the sky, but it is real.
Heaven is referencing us advancing into space civilizations kinda like the moon landing. Hell is humanity falling into chaos and giving into our monkey tendencies kinda like what's happening these days.
God wasn't just some man in the sky either, I can tell you that.
>>767874991
no fuck off christian pedo
>>767876613
Ask and u shall recieve
>>767876557
>(28)
>>767876613
No. Teenagers are fucking awful and stupid. Even if she's Christian she's into dumb boring shit and you will get sick of her or she will get annoyed at you for some dumb teen reason and ruin yoyr life. Not fucking worth it my man.
>>767876760
See you sound so sure of everything. When this is a lie. You don't know, but you pretend to. This is why I consider it insane. The sanest people on the planet can admit to not knowing and are driven to figure out.
>>767874991
If this isn't bait, you've gotta stop
>>767877059
I will consider this, I just want to have a relationship according to the will of God.
>>767877141
It's not bait, I'm just too lonely for not having any girl
>>767877098
And you sound so sure that everything is false even though you've never even tried to put two and two together.
>Guy walking on water (surface tenstion device)
>People coming down from the heavens (Ships or hovertechnology)
>Angel once described as having green skin and bronze hands
>All stories from all religions are the exact same, just told from a different perspective
>People turned to salt (Restructuring the information of a human being via ripping apart the particles and restructuring them)
The answers are all there, you're just not asking the right questions.
>>767877555
>nice trips
Don't date a fuckin teenager. You've gotta have better morals than that.
>>767874991
Yes do it, also report back.
>>767874991
It sickens me that people have to ask this question. Why the fuck isn't this obvious to people? If you want the relationship, and she wants the relationship then why not?
I say go for it. If she's into you, that's great. If she's not, then it's like any other relasionship. If you do end up being with her, be wary about stupid cucks trying to condem you and call you a pedo.
>>767877555
No matter how desperate you get teens are never worth it. Even in the UK where 16 is legal I'm never going back to it because it's shit
>>767877957
And what about when he gets V&?
>>767878127
Sorry, I don't know what you mean by V&, can you elaborate a little bit?
>>767874991
What is the age of consent where you live? Where i live its 14 so that would be completely legal although socially it probably wouldnt be accepted.
If youre not breaking a law then by all means try.
>>767877957
Since she's new to the church, I'm still going to be her friend first.
>>767877996
The funniest thing is that my mom is encouraging me to try, man.
>>767878366
V&=Vanned as in getting thrown in the FBI party van to be taken to prison
>>767878578
Here 14 too, but I do not know what her parents think about it.
>>767875308
He’s not. He’s fighting the underpopulation of white people, who have inexplicably chosen self-extermination.
>>767874991
If you are gonna fuck a 15 year old at 25 you might as well become a muslim, hopping her dad shoots you
>>767878932
I'm not going to fuck, I just want to date
>>767879069
Haha im sure her dad will believe that have fun getting crippled when he beats your beta ass
>>767876380
>thinks the Bible is primarily about astronomy
>and not the proper regulation of human conduct in a civil society.
Know how I know you’re a complete idiot?
>>767875078
Underrated post
