Crusade recruitment thread. Join us to defend our king and country, and to seize the holy land from foul evil in the name of God.
Thy digits decideth thy rank.
Singles = Infantry
Doubles = Captain
Trips = Knight
Quads = King
Sexts = Pope
Singles 0 = Saracen filth; first crusader reply decides method of execution.
69 = Court Jester
Three trips and we ride to Mecca.
DEUS VULT
>>767874293
Roll
For the holy land
>>767874293
They see me Rollin, but do they see me hatin?
Deus Vault!
Roll
>>767874293
>meanwhile, in reality...
They cannot be reasoned with, there must be war. God wills it!
For glory
>>767874293
And so we may do the work of God
>>767874293
Any position in the holy land is fine as lomg as i get to slaughter sandniggers and kikes
>>767875669
>Wants to kill
>Becomes jester
Kek
At least i can die on the frontlines!
Let's go already it's more than time
Crusade away
>>767874293
>Three trips and we ride to Mecca.
Why would we ride to Mecca? Shouldn't we be riding to Jerusalem?
For the holy land.
Knight me.
>>767876475
We will ride where ever we want to he will crusade the whole world
>>767876667
>>767876682
So we're not reclaiming the holy land, then? We're just sorta riding around, taking in the sights?
i just wanna rape sand niggers
Rolling, Deus Vult bud
>>767874293
>>767874293
Hi guys
How 2 wield sword??
King me!
Awaiting the call of righteousness and Christianity.
>>767874293
Deus vult
Roll
For the holyland
>>767877010
Fuck, well. Kill me quickly and carry on in the name of God
>>767875620
We didn't kill this scum.
Hang him.
>>767876980
Off with his head!
for the good of the world
Roll
>>767874293
Roll
>>767877156
Nah nibba ur a infantry
>>767874293
For atheism!
>>767874293
DEUS VULT
>>767874293
rollin
DEUS VULT
>>767875459
shows us what a modern religion can do. Respect everyone.
But still lets slaughter Islam.
>>767874293
Sexts for the children perks
>>767877230
Off with your head
charge'
>>767874293
Roll for jolly cooperation
DEUS VULT!
>>767877230
Atheism isn't allowed in this kingdom.
Burn him by the stake!
Roll
>>767877310
Impale him!
>>767877245
Pagan here. Would rather gas Christcucks than side with them.
>>767877390
And him, too!
>>767877420
Even you!
>>767877230
atheism is unreasonable and silly, atleast be agnostic kiddo.
>>767877288
>shows us what a modern religion can do. Respect everyone.
>licks nigger feet
Christcucks everyone. Thank god you are gong extinct.
>>767877420
Undercover Saracen filth spotted!
>>767877492
>for the meme cats
Deus Vult
Big cockess checking in
>>767877770
Holy fuck is that quads or death
>>767877576
Stay mad.
HOLY WAR
Fer the glory hole
Deus vult!
FOR AGATHAAAA
Rolllllll
Yeehaw partner, I'm a cowboy!
Rolling. Deus vult
>>767877806
We must quad him to death!
Feud Vult!
Deus Vult?
Deus Vult.
Let's Deus their Vult
Deus volt
please dont be filth
>>767874293
God wills it
Rolling
God wills it!
>>767878870
Shit
>>767874293
And thus I clothe thy naked villainy with old oddends stolen forth from holy writ and seem a saint when most I play the devil.
CARPE DIEM WITH THINE HOLINESS
rolling
Deus vult
rollin
Deus vult
DEUS VAULT
>>767874293
death to the infidels
rollings
Roll
roll
deus vault faggots
DEUS VULT
Roll
>>767881620
Well shit boys time to die I guess
>>767881620
Execution by catapult
>>767874293
Roll
>>767874293
For God, king and country
For the holy land
>>767874293
R011
D E U S V U L T brothers I have arrived.
>>767874293
>Roolet
Dub me thine honor
Make way! Make way! I'm here to crush the infidels.
for the holy land, i roll
God wills it! Fuck them Turks!
>>767874293
yes DEUS VULT
>>767882536
This is intolerable, I've trained as hard as any male captain. If we don't fill out these ranks we will never seize the holy land
>>767882740
>>767882810
Trampled by the palace guard.
Deus Vult !
>>767882914
Jabba Akbar!
REMOVE KEBAB
Deus vult, brethren!
>>767874293
count me in
Have we revived a single holy knight yet?
Reincarnating...
Doing it now...
>>767883609
You infantry, bitch! Now fall in!
okay
>>767883751
Fall in, faggot!
I'm ready to serve my divine purpose!
rollan
Let's crush some heathens!
Lets do this.
desu vult
Roll
>>767884504
>Let's crush some people who celebrate their true traditions in favor of a jewish desert cult
Roll
Reporting SIR!!!
>>767874293
Rollll
>>767884736
M8 wtf?! It is only meme.
>>767874293
Jews working overtime lately...
>>767884904
Jew propaganda on a hippie basket-weaving forum
DEUS VULT
DEUS VULT!
roll
>>767874293
So long as I am not bored I am down.
ROLL
>>767874293
DEUS VOLT
>>767885436
I may be infantry now but i will be promoted soon
>>767885370
Launched from catapult into battlements.
>>767885521
Not good with heights.
>feelsbadman.jpg
Did this just turn into a porn thread? I think it did ~
>>767885700
Very unorthodox captain, but I will follow your lead.
>>767874293
DEUS VULT!!
In the name of God.
>>767874293
Roll.
>>767885700
Reporting for duty... sir...
>>767885950
DIE TURK!
Fed to elephants.
>>767874293
jhm
>>767885990
Get this Saracen over the wall!
dont cuck me
My darling deviants, this thread belongs to us now. Let loose the floodgates on these hollow men in their metal suits ~
mitt gott
>>767874293
rollrino
>>767874293
Roll
>>767874293
roll
>>767874293
Deus vult
Rawl
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>>767886367
FUCK OFF WITH THIS FAGGOTRY. YOU FILTHY INFIDEL KYS
>>767874293
Hmmm....
Just cuz I'm feeling extra naughty ~
Roll
These silly tin men, thinking this kingdom belongs to them.
There's a new king now, fall in line or be used like the rest of the dogs ~
>>767886389
Fuck that fuck it kill it next
>>767874293
Rollin to save the Holy Land!
we have come for you
Praise the Sun
>>767874293
captain standing by
>>767874293
rollin
>>767874293
okokokok
Roll
The kingdom of /b/ belongs to me and my deviants now, and we'll do with it as we please ~
>>767874293
scoop de woop
>>767874293
DEUS VULT
>>767874293
Doth thine good sir shall roll.
Roll
>>767886611
>>767886830
>>767886840
As CPT I say we rape this filth before decapitating them. Scalping while rape is also acceptable.
Thrusting swords in anus is a bit too much but just as acceptable
Roll
>>767886490
Die, Saracen dog!
Fed to Barbara Streisand.
Rolling
>>767886700
Indeed, my Captain.
THIS IS NOT SPARTA!!
>>767886830
Saracen pig gets tossed off.
Rolls
>>767887120
Dead by Fred.
>>767887073
No, death is too easy. We must show them the error of their ways for as long as their pathetic lives can endure!
To the training grounds with them, where they'll be trained to be good, attractive sissies to be used while they're locked in the stocks ~
GWAAAH
DEVS VVLT
>>767887113
Maybe I'll keep you as my personal cocksucker ~
gawd wills it
>>767874293
>Hmm...He was behind of it.
>>767887290
Fed to Kellyann Conway.
>>767887355
Too right, my captain.
>>767887366
Captain, your brownie is showing, sir.
Lord Help us kill those who killed you.
King
>>767887430
Saracen sodomite!
>>767877513
oOoOoOoOo
Go be an emo kid somewhere else.
