YLYL?
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YLYL?
>>767871022
whats so funny?
>>767871908
Cologne is misspelled "colon".
>>767871908
How fuckin stupid u r
>>767874413
Trips don't lie
>>767871299
lost
>>767874413
lol little fucker bit the dust
>>767874130
Gets me everytime
>>767872581
hmmm ive seen that b4
>>767874487
What's trips?
>>767875259
Last three digits of post # are the same
>>767874034
The furries would go apeshit over this procedure...
>>767874474
>>767874413
>Yoshi's Island game over screen
>>767874870
check this dumb fuck out.
>>767875323
New fag
>>767874060
LOL
>>767874107
Jericho 948...
The nailgun would be his -least- favorite....
>>767872884
LOOK HERE! LOOK! LISTEN!
>>767872959
But I mean he wrote 10 words teach. Reminds me of in 5th grade or so I wrote 1 but the teacher thought it was a 7, fuck that slut
>>767874413
>Super Shame
>>767875821
But anon. Those things are not mutually exclusive.
An instution built to be the protectorate of the proles can become quickly corrupted by the humanity of it's enforcers.
It's why we need sentient robots, to ensure that humanity can't fuck itself
>>767875340
lolwut
>>767874325
holy shit I watched the paul blart 2 with dark side of the moon over it fucking hilarious.
i must be old because i only laughed at like 1 thing in this thread
>>767873699
A meme about posting nor is memes
Leave
>>767876888
trips o truth
>>767876778
For some reason, to me, the funniest part about this is that the file name is "eggs."
>>767876888
>reddit spacing
>>767876585
Please forgive, but why is this everywhere?
>>767877754
I second this
>>767877754
>>767877946
Its just spam. The mods are too busy to handle this shit apparently. same with the watches. Same shit different wrapper. Back in my day it was spam for anontalk which was pretty much a pedo board.
>>767871542
>insterests
Bed time, son
>>767877487
>using paragraph breaks is a reddit only invention
what is a book?
>>767872117
>>767874107
>praise jesus the humble carpenter and saviour of mankind erry day
>wonder how much easier his job would have been if he had the tools we have now
>make innocent suggestion
>get blocked by heretics
>>767871908
he just likes smelling man ass, nothing wrong with that.
>>767878277
lol wut
>>767873124
This meme is great because the meme fooled the tubmbr fag
>>767876326
Uh... nah, you know what? Why not? It's probably preferable to the alternative. BUILD THE BOTS.
>>767871908
They love scat. That's disgusting, not funny.
>>767871415
Lost so damn hard
>>767874181
i've heard similar stories to this
im considering doing it myself
>>767875153
her name is on the one you posted too
>>767871022
Kek
>>767879140
once again he is beeing attacked for presenting new ideas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVfEew-lTg8
>>767872959
I always hating getting an assignment from the teacher that was also in the book, then realizing the teacher explained it wrong and was going to get the wrong answer no matter what.
Then I'd explain it to the teacher why she/he was wrong, and show them the correct answer which would be verified upon looking at the teacher's edition. So I would get credit and all the morons who listened to the teach would get it wrong and they would hate me even more.
>>767871483
I just watched the chronicle of this on youtube, and oh boy is it some funny shit.
>>767873124
anyone recognize that bulge?
>>767872884
unfunny to begin with, far more unfunny with the guy there
>>767875486
this is the best thing ever
>>767874613
YOU
ARE
A
FUCKING
NOOOOOOOOOOORMIE
normies
>>767876211
fuck thats depressing
ylyl so repetitive ffsk
>>767873124
>statue has been yanked off
Anyone have that Niles Crane meme? It was posted yesterday in a ylyl thread. Something like this pic.
>>767874292
Lost
>>767880277
>>767880336
so beautiful. thank you for sharing.
>>767870965
Who is she? Anyone got noods?
>>767875701
And you are bad at the english language.
>>767880063
well aren't you the next Stephen Hawking, huh? Now you just need the chair.
>>767881331
Fraiser isn't for fags like you.
>>767875153
via @RobynPorteous
>>767876252
Lossstty
>>767876776
Yes, the McElroys are geniouses for that. Paul Blart Side of the Moon is fucking great
>>767878369
This isn’t a book
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iNZ8v9VdWdE&feature=youtu.be https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3CUTijv23Ak&feature=youtu.be https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L8wzqhyKnko&feature=youtu.be https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=NMia-6TM_QM https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K3jxVLd-9a8&feature=youtu.be
>>767880277
Never seen her in this skirt and I need more immediately.
>>767884779
kys
>>767874181
just watched it, going out tomorrow to get some white shirts
>>767871041
i just fucking lost
>>767874209
Scared the shit outta that bitch in the gas station lol.
>>767876252
lmfao bro.
>>767879083
mulping huh?
>>767880139
Well I’ll be right back
>>767871022
lmfao
>>767874181
I hope that's true
>>767871908
Tits or gtfo
>>767874474
guess who's getting his video games?
>>767874060
slut
>>767874413
I don't get it
>>767874181
legend
>>767888472
Nice try, ghost Hitler
>>767888472
Hod this happen once with a truck carrying gravel.
Big ass fucking rock the size of a softball wend into my windshield.
I shitled a little
>>767874413
dem feels, man
>>767879225
How did this get me?
>>767889603
Because you a weak lil nigga.
>>767889648
Thanks for that.
>>767879225
fuck
>>767871022
Fucking lost, god fucking dammit
Kekeke
>>767879879
kek
>>767871820
moar like this?
>>767871022
Anyone who doesnt get it:
co·lon2
ˈkōlən/Submit
nounANATOMY
noun: colon; plural noun: colons
the main part of the large intestine, which passes from the cecum to the rectum and absorbs water and electrolytes from food that has remained undigested. Its parts are called the ascending, transverse, descending, and sigmoid colon.
>>767880277
>>767880297
>>767880336
8/10 would suck his dick.
>>767874292
Couldn't get past her name
>>767889600
WTF with that toe!?
>>767874292
oldie but goldie
Anyone here a doctor?
>>767873124
>explaining the joke
>>767876602
This is fucking gay
>>767875372
This will never not be funny to me
Ok thread. 4/10.
>>767878369
I thought you got butthurt and left?
>>767881420
Hello, new
>>767873298
lost
>>767875576
a while back some guy on /r9k/ said he met that guy at a con and that he's actually a really nice guy. he also said his parents were neglectful and it's basically their fault he turned out that way.
>>767891496
I don't feel like you need to meet him to know his parents fucked him up...
>>767891751
How did i lose to this?...
>>767880765
that may be, but at least I'm capable of timely comebacks
>>767890406
SATAN!!!
>>767892230
>Replies 2 hours and 32 minutes later
Okay
>>767871908
COLON
THAT'S WHERE THE POOP COMES FROM DUDE
>>767872117
jokes on u I love water
>>767874107
I was thinking a harpoon gun but a nail gun works too.
>>767883168
lost
>>767871299
lost
>>767874413
At first I snickered, then I made myself sad.
>>767871415
>>767872959
lost hard
>>767871299
lost and saved
>>767871041
you forgot that part at the beginning: is a woman included ? yes=> you poor bastard. no=> no problem
>>767880063
> "I am so great, everyone else is dumb"
>>767874087
You just know everyone was laughing, because it's incredibly dumb and there were only soldiers there.
>>767888454
underrated
>>767873392
I am so glad you brought thos service to my attention. Also, holy kek there is a special mothers day one.
>>767875821
The only people who say "you don't need guns because you have the cops" are talking to white, uneducated midwesterners who can actually rely on the police. So, as usual cuckservatives are shit at any form of comedy.
>>767874413
>He now a little skelly wearing a mario costume
>>767879225
>mfw losing to this
>>767871299
Not even just in the shower, I do this constantly.
>>767871022
GahdDammit. Got me
>>767894070
fuck my life
>>767874237
>I'm a cop a feel of dem titties
What does that mean ?
>>767894070
>I no like rape
>rape me please
>>767894754
>I'm okay with being a fat cunt that doesn't want to look better, be healthier, and set proper healthy body understanding for my kids
ok
>>767894638
>>767894371
>you can do anything bro just roll a 20 lol
THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS REEEEEE
>>767878377
I'm having a good poop right now.
>>767874107
>that level of self awareness from GOP Teens
Wew
>>767895018
Well gee, you sure sound fun to play with.
>>767874155
Fuck I hate kids
>>767895018
In my campaigns yea. 20 lets you do anything as long as it's within reason.
>>767879083
hot
>>767895018
this, i don't get how people would find this shit remotely funny, all those stories are a variation of the same shit
>hurrr i roll high to do stuff you not supposed to do
>lmaooooo it hilarious if you imagine it dude!!
literally fags who come up with "hurr i play for fun you tryhard" argument like pic related
>>767875821
maybe i don't need a gun because I'm not a fucking pussy
>>767876252
fucking lost
>>767870965
lost
>>767894070
All made specifically for Australians.
>>767894371
TAKING AND RECEIVING ARE THE SAME
>>767896380
I was thinking the same thing but ....you know .....sometime is really easy make mistakes
>>767875372
you almost got me... almost
>>767880277
chekd
See y'all
>>767875576
Been lookin for this one, cheers
>>767878613
You got the one with Adolf Hitler at the bottom?
>>767894795
WHERE'S THE MONEY LEBOWSKI?
>>767874474
Obviously he didn't want anybody to be sad at his funeral.
They're all failing him.
>>767879897
I just imagined a heist movie with the robbers using these masks. I lost because of that mental image. GG
>>767871022
Cologne haha
>>767894145
Ghosts exist.
>>767894145
super mario obstacle before bowser
>>767887387
Fuck dj khaled I'd pay to eat her pussy.
>>767872480
>>767888454
kek
>>767880331
Normie detected
>>767881331
I've never seen a Niles Crane meme before, now i can die a happy man.
>>767876353
Looks like Maynard
>>767887387
I wouldn't mind checking her list twice, with my dong
>amirite?
>>767872959
First word to write in should be "correctly."
>>767874413
>SUPER SHAME
>>767894967
>being this cucked to the (((insurance))) establishment
ok
>>767874008
>Dr. dumbass
kek
>>767883168
Fake and gay. His hand waan't shaking before he took the beer
>>767874413
He looks like Anthony Fantano. Also everytime I see these photos they make me sad.
>>767874292
Lost. Well played
>>767892719
can someone post the comic this came from.. Had it on an old computer, and have lost the image.
>>767894070
>up bum no baby
>>767876111
If your 1 looks like a 7 to someone who job is literally reading shit handwriting and grading it all day, then your 1 was a goddamn 7.
>>767896004
If 20 you get the fuck off of this board and never return.
>>767871022
I have a friend who got his colon removed...
>>767901374
Oh shit. A funny lefty meme. Those are rare. Lost and saved.
>>767897271
wow, she actually doesn't look hideous with a shit ton of photoshop
>>767901
>>767875372
this is in Macedonia, stupid slut went on a school trip with bus and before the customs she had abortion in the toilet and threw the 6-7 months fetus in the trash can, partied hard for 10 days and was arrested on the way back from the trip.
>>767875576
Huge Bag of Dog Biscuits under the Worktop too
>>767871172
Don't get
>>767890406
The devil can never disguise himself 100%.
