Let's play a game, /b/
Comment a wish. The first one to reply to that wish will decide what consequences come with it.
>>767858415
I wish I could control time
>>767858854
You age a year each time you do and get severe migraines each time you go forward, and nosebleeds when you go backwards. The further you go, the worse they are.
>>767858415
i wish i could grant my own wishes with nothing i would perceive as negative effects for those wishes or this wish occurring presently in the the past or at any point in the future
>checkmate atheists
>>767859335
Every time you make a wish a world leader dies.
>>767859335
Your perception of positive and negative effects is swapped.
I wish me, my friends and my family were able to do whatever we wanted for the rest of our lives
I wish I could be the MC of any anime I choose (at will).
>>767859744
The villain always wins. If the MC is the villain then they always lose.
>>76785933
then they cut your hand and make it a magical object
>>767859720
Turns out you all have one more day to live, so while you can do whatever you want for the rest of your (short) lives, so can/will everyone else.
>>767859790
What if there is no villain?
My current gf to marry me
>>767859671
>>767859549
these are both negatives so cant happen
>>767859720
You all die within a year of that wish
>>767859887
you get divorced right after and she never speaks to you again
>>767859887
She accepts, but only under the terms of a polygamous relationship with other men.
>>767859862
You become the villain who seeks to destroy whatever innocent slice-of-life world you live in and ruin the lives of all your favourite characters. You may succeed.
>>767858415
I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard and-and I don’t want any zombie turkeys, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises. You got it?
>>767859915
The effect would happen instantaneously, so it changes your mental state before you can decide if it's positive or negative.
>>767860000
You get food poisoning from bad turkey.
>>767859989
That sounds awesome as hell
>>767860000
I got it, but only with week-old bread left out in the open
>>767860068
>>767860095
I wish everyone could get get along
>>767860182
Everyone but you die.
I wish all niggers, kikes and mudslimes to die.
>>767860182
Go fuck yourself
>>767860034
i think you'll find *adjusts fedora and pushes glasses back up on nose* that i did state that its anything i WOULD perceive as a negative so the effect is counteracted on the basis that any negative perception is irrespective of the passage of time in any sense (including the past)
>>767860229
It's revealed that you are in fact a nigger, and you only look white because you have the same skin disease as Michael Jackson
>>767860229
India becomes next superpower
>>767860229
You become a nigger-kike before your wish takes place and you burn in hell.
>>767859335
whenever you grant a wish, a super AI calculates a possibility in which you kill yourself and makes you wish for that
>>767860284
Then the wish itself is negated because you would perceive it as negative. You don't want the wish anon, don't try to deny it.
I wish more anons would post wishes in this thread
I wish that Santa was real
>>767860284
Fine, how exactly do you feel about abortion?
>>767859887
she marries you, then slowly murders you as you pay into life insurance
I wish I had 10 luck
>>767860438
They're shitty ones or they try to wordplay around to make it so they don't have negative affects like a dickhead.
>>767859335
You perceive all effects as negative effects.
>>767860464
He's a mass serial rapist
>>767860438
They are all wishes to negate the negatives of other wishes.
i wish that i could make infinite sandwiches of any type, that tasted completely opposite of the food its made of
>>767860438
They do, but all the posters are fags
>>767860487
Your Intelligence lowers to 1.
>>767859744
The anime only last 2 episodes and is then cancelled
>>767860575
I can live with that
>>767860554
You're not allowed to eat any and you can't sell them.
>>767860000
Turkey's a little dry.
Quads can't save you.
>>767860554
Your soul splits into each sandwich, and whenever someone eats one they gain a portion of your power.
>>767860479
fine if the baby is deformed or some kinda inbred monster, shouldn't be used because too irresponsible to use protection or something
>why?
>>767860639
I'll switch to a new one, most slice of life animes are pretty much the same.
I wish I was a big guy
>>767860648
Honestly, that does seem pretty fun
>>767860732
You have a micropenis.
>>767860715
All babies become deformed in all of space and time.
>>767860182
Everyone gets along except with you.
>>767860732
down syndrome
>>767860818
...that's not everyone.
I wish I always had good luck
I wish I won the game
>>767860732
Everyone sees you as a freak of nature and you are exiled from human contact.
>>767860892
Granted, but you must first survive 7 years of complete bad luck.
>>767860913
You win the game, but lose everything else.
>>767860229
Feminists rule supreme
>>767860913
You may have won the game, but you lost the war.
>>767860892
You can only gain luck by taking it from others.
>>767860892
karma applies after good luck event happens. will switch to a bad luck event before a good luck event can happen again
>>767860438
They all wish you to an hero
I wish I was Anthony Burch.
>>767860791
>me and you are both deformed and aborted
>cant have this argument
>cant cause the end of all life
>all doctors are aborted anyways because deformed by doctors which were aborted because deformed
>paradox
>>767861052
>>767860958
He said always.
>>767860311
makes toilets all round the world illegal
>>767861129
Granted, but now you're female.
>>767861140
Is it a negative then?
>>767860554
You have no sense of taste
>>767858415
I wish the jews were gone.
>>767861129
You get blames for shady pedo hollywood stuff on a daily basis
I wish there was no sin
>>767861150
he always will have good luck. with a bad luck event between all them. paradox? maybe
>>767861229
Granted, but Muslims have quintupled in population.
>>767858415
i wish the axis won world war 2
>>767861236
but you are the only sinner. LYNCH THIS NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
I want to be able to create anything at will while still maintaining all my physical and mental capabilities.
>>767861166
How's that a loss? Anthony Burch wishes are the monkeys paw monkeys paw.
>>767861229
No more good comedy / TV - shit banking system Global depression and noone to blame for the shit wartorn state of the world
>>767861236
Free will disappears and we all become puppets.
>>767861279
They cause World War 3 five years later and lose.
>>767861229
no shekels for the rest of your life
>>767861269
Always means always though. While I understand what your saying, you can't edit his wish.
>>767861309
every time you do - the sun comes 10^30 closer to death
>>767861309
Your life is halved and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>767860732
You're a nigger
>>767861204
abortions in general or the universe imploding under the weight of infinite paradoxically generated magic aborted deformed foetuses?
gonna go with no
>>767861309
you are born a dolphin
>>767861395
Can I create a perfect clone and a device to transfer my consciousness to it?
>>767861386
I could just create a new reality.
I want the ability to self immolate while also being vulnerable to fire
>>767861497
>nothing you can do about it
>>767861348
god fucking damn it
>>767861309
Humans will hunt you
I wish i could teleport
I wish anime was real.
>>767861528
Water burns you.
>>767861555
boku no pico included
>>767861554
you can't control it
>>767861554
You can only teleport vertically, 6 inches in either direction.
>>767861429
Fine, then infinite peace spreads throughout all of reality. That is objectively a positive, yet it takes away free will and choice.
>>767861555
Anime is now real, including every anime where everyone dies. You've just killed everyone and everything.
>>767858415
The world is purged of unironic bigots. The overall quality of 4chan increases.
>>767861554
you can only teleport once every 108 hours
>>767861447
>all my physical and mental capabilities.
>>767861554
You can only teleport to places deep underwater
>>767861685
But all bigots are forced into a machine where their consciousness is now all of /b/
I wish the earth wasn’t flat
>>767861685
Granted, but the definition of 'bigot' is decided by a red-neck living out of a trailer in Alabama.
Anyone to the left of him is purged.
>>767861555
Titans eat you
>>767861767
Granted, it is now a tetrahedron.
>>767861530
>my life
I switched to a different life, leaving my old life a husk (i.e. dead)
I wish i could morph into anything
>>767858415
>I wish everything I touched turned to gold.
>>767861834
>n o t h i n g y o u c a n d o a b o u t i t
>>767861767
the earth is a globe but the only star in the whole galaxy is The Sun and no planets or asteroids are formed (no Moon)
>>767861767
>implying the Earth is real
kek
>>767861879
Granted, but you lose the ability to speak after and thus can only morph once.
>>767861879
You can't control it
>>767861901
You can't masturbate or.., Yeah lmfao
>>767861764
>>767861772
Motherfucker.
>>767861901
Granted, but your balls are in a constant state of unbearable itchiness.
>>767861666
>implying peace is not subjective
>implying life being completely annihilated is objectively a good thing
>implying free will and choice exist in the first place
>if no life exists then who is around to perceive this peace of yours?
>if a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound
>>767861879
You can never morph back into a previous object
>>767861915
Fine, then I'll pass my power down my family line as an heirloom and create my own personal afterlife.
>>767862059
Granted, but your own personal afterlife exists entirely in New Jersey.
>>767861520
But you can't destroy anything, only create it. The current reality would be superimposed over this new one and you'd be crushed between them
>>767862021
Is peace a negative?
>>767862200
I still get to edit and add things, right?
I wish I could fly
Wish I could take a peek to 24 hours in the future for 5 minutes
>>767862206
I'm physically capable of destruction...
>>767858415
I wish I could be married to my big tittied friend Christa from 2004.
>>767862276
for 3 seconds at a time
>>767862254
Of course! But it will always at least smell like New Jersey.
>>767862276
The only way you can is by profusely pissing and shitting yourself to propel you.
>>767862276
You can only go so high before you lose oxygen and die.
>>767862276
For a maximum of 5 seconds at a speed of 400 MPH.
>>767862207
if you're an arms dealer it is
>peace is subjective
>>767862321
Fair enough, New Jersey will become like the Garden of Eden, but with infinite virgins to fuck.
i wish the guy i love loved me back.
I wish for superhuman strength
>>767862479
It's for all the wrong reasons.
>>767862436
Is it a negative to you? Your wish mentioned nothing of an arms dealer.
>>767862482
It's only in your legs and you lose your arms.
>>767862482
But subhuman intelligence
>>767861901
Including yourself
>>767862482
Anything you touch will crumble to dust.
>>767862314
Granted! You were married to her in 2004 she left you in 2005 for Chad
>>767860575
with that luck noone will notice you're retarded
I wish I could heal any injury/disease with a touch.
>>767862059
You're infertile
I wish to be happy
>>767862669
But only with the touch of your dick
I wish that people like JFK or 2pac could speak to me
>>767862687
Everyone else is clinically depressed causing all your loved ones to an hero.
>>767862666
kek satan
>>767862743
They don't like you.
>>767862276
You have no arms or legs and you're blind
>>767862526
a peaceful existence for me is good for me
>>767862669
Healing one person causes another person to get terminally ill, and you don't know who it is.
>>767862287
You're taking a dump for the whole five minutes
>>767862677
I'll create a family with my power of >>767861309
dummy
>>767862810
Okay, then peace is spread around reality and all free thought and conflict is erased.
>>767862479
You stop loving him
I wish I had a pint
>>767862482
You're an ant
>>767862943
It tastes like ass
>>767861275
still better than jews
>>767862669
You contract that illness
>>767862943
It's non-alcoholic.
>>767862913
me not existing is a negative to me however, so if peace means me not existing in this scenario then peace is also a negative
an exclusively peaceful existence for me however is not a negative assuming there are no strings attached
>>767863031
Cunt
i wish i could control probability (example: “the probability of me having one million dollars in my bank account is 100%” and it happens)
>>767862943
It's warm and flat
I wish I was Irish
>>767863117
So would being in infinite stasis be considered a positive, as it is an exclusively peaceful existence?
>>767862941
you devious bastard.
>>767863122
You can control probability, but you can't control your body.
>>767863219
youre a leprechaun
>>767863219
It was during the potato famine.
>>767863219
Alcohol Intolerant
>>767863280
He'll die of dehydration
I wish I had an AR15
>>767863320
No ammo
I wish I could triforce
>>767860000
Wowzers! I just made a mess of my trousers.
>>767863372
You instantly become a newfag
>>767863372
Every thread you make gets sage'd
>>767863320
You live in a future where they did in fact become outlawed. You have one, but you can’t buy bullets legally or even take it out in public
>>767863221
no because non existence of any kind be it physical or mental is a negative for me.
>why would i want to be able to grant my own wishes if im not around to do so?
>>767862294
Destruction of an entire reality?
>>767863219
Your northern Irish
I wish I could jump in and out of different fictional worlds at my pleasure, with no time in the real world passing when I’m gone
I wish there were more than 30 posters in this thread
>>767863447
No, but I'm capable of creating anything, so I could create something that could.
>>767863553
you’re a samefag
I wish I found my soulmate.
>>767863553
30 posters die instantly. Heart attack
>>767863438
What's your opinion on being in a bubble that has everything you'd ever want, under the one condition that it was outside of known reality?
>>767863553
wish granted but now we reach the bump limit and the thread dies
>>767863535
Only Nic Cage movies
>>767863618
but he/she hates everything you love to do for fun.
>>767863535
You gain an aspect of each world you visit, becoming more and more odd-looking and odd-sounding each time.
>>767863535
You're in a coma in all worlds
I wish everyone woke up as a minion tomorrow
>>767863618
you guys cant keep a stable relationship
>>767863618
They are terminally ill
>>767858854
>>767858964
>>767859520
>>767859790
>>767859801
>>767859823
>>767860319
>>767860346
>>767860362
>>767860464
>>767860479
>>767861102
>>767861140
>>767861150
>>767863117
>>767863119
>>767863134
>>767863447
>>767863529
>>767863631
>>767863657
>>767863676
>>767863756
If my dodectuples go unchecked I am going to hurt somebody
>>767863618
he/she can die if she doesnt eat 10 grams of banana every 10 minutes
>>767862752
Not the original wish maker but it's the same wish i was going to make so in answer:
I'm so happy they can be at peace, now.
(I actually created a roleplaying character who made this wish, once. He still had the genie and two more wishes but couldn't think of anything he wants anymore. Got punched in the face and congratulated his attacker on a fine punch...)
>>767863880
>>767863921
Show some fucking respect - >>767863866
>>767863818
Time stops at 11:59 PM
>>767863944
kys
>>767864039
that was the wish, how am i fucked?
I wish everyone was high
>>767864120
Dubs are unchecked, you're fucked - >>767863866
>>767864209
We all get high on life
I wish I didn't exist.
>>767863818
fucking lol
>>767864337
Consequence: your existence may not happen here, but a significantly worse non existence lies ahead in a parallel universe
