Post your current living situation to live through others and laugh at people with shittier lives
>be me
>18
>live in unfurnished one room apartment with bipolar lesbian who totaled my car(formerly my house)
>lez evicted may 12 for smoking too much weed
>haven’t left for a week other than buying cigs
>slowly but steadily running out of money while sitting on couch all day every day chainsmoking and jerking off a minimum of 3 times
>dark stains and age old crumbs throughout carpet
>perishable food that’s been sitting out for a few weeks now hosting new bacterial life forms(thought someone dumped pepper on it until I smelled it)
>was using some guy’s TV but he broke in to take it back
>pending felony charges for weed and weapons because a guy driving my car decided to take a nap in an upper class white neighborhood
>moral don’t let nogs drive your car
Bmpp
>>767855699
18 and already such a fuckup eh OP
>>767855699
>>slowly but steadily running out of money while sitting on couch all day every day chainsmoking and jerking off a minimum of 3 times
Lazy cunt kys. Going on a short walk is more interesting than your pathetic life.
>>767857063
Oh definitely, I fully gave up on life after multiple times of almost fucking a QT stoner girl and failing a different way each time. I couldn’t go on anymore after I was sleeping and she went through my phone&found a post on here about her
>>767857492
Hey calm down man I have a scenic walk to 7-11 every week or two
>>767855699
36 living in my car in California for half a year.
>>767857692
This can't be real. Fake or pic with timestamp in your shitty apartment
>>767857765
Lucky fucker, I remember the good old days march-April living in my car
>>767855699
Show pics of your shitty apartment. I'll post a few that are worse in the mean time.
>>767857949
Still don’t know what this food is, cornbread maybe? Has a very unique smell
>be me
>24
>Southern Cali rent at MINIMUM is $~900
>Shitty fast food job making tacos
>No free time because of job
>no vacations
>Dealing with retards all night for some dollars
>Liberal government likes to take 200 out of every check
>3 cars, two currently broken.
>wanna just do nothing and vape weed all day
>went to church for the first time confirmed white race fucked
>have work tomorrow night just kill me
Master suite, unfortunately I live in the couch/floor
>>767858396
Hey! i have that same table
>>767857765
>>767855699
>24
>renting a two bedroom with a fenced yard
>gf moving in next month and getting a 3 bedroom with a bigger yard
>started my own business
>80k this year
>probably buying land in Montana to build a cabin on next year
Fuckin retards.
Actually surprised the bathroom has remained so clean, should’ve seen it before I wiped it down a week ago
>>767858190
looks dank af, are you kidding me?
>>767858701
I lived in similar situation back in college. The house was disgusting -most are students too- apart from nasty smell coming from a bitch's room. She had some sort of vaginal infection which would emit disgusting aroma all over the house and specially coming from her bedroom.
You should've seen my home after I moved out of that dorm, it was spotless. But things became nasty as some Jews were harassing and stalking me 24/7 where sometimes I would return home to find someone have poured urine on the carpet under my bed (cost thousands for cleaning & replacing).
I made moved to somewhere else as they kept harassing me, but that house turned into a complete worse mess. Eventually I had enough and left the country for good.
But these Jews are still stalking me, probably because of something else I know. Like how they run Child Sex ring for Zionists and globalist elite? lol
>>767859170
Very bad Ruski post.
>>767858653
Damn nice piss bottles fam. Good taste in cigarettes too
>>767859205
Old pics, seen them ~7 years ago. If you want to do better post something legit with /b/ on the monitor.
>>767859170
>But these Jews are still stalking me, probably because of something else I know. Like how they run Child Sex ring for Zionists and globalist elite? lol
you're an actual schizophrenic you know that right?
>>767859310
>Ruski
Not Russian. I'm actually from United Arab Emirates. And my country's Royal Family members are running Child Sex ring for rich Jews.
How do I know? because I was there -abducted- when I was 4.
>>767859386
Hey Speaking of I got attacked with a metal belt by a schizo beaner trying to steal my coke not long ago. OP here
>>767859386
Can you diagnose my cancer? you seem to be a very good doctor. lol
>>767859536
yea yea we get it, your life is super complicated and interesting even though you're 18.
>>767859632
not being a dick, but just the words used in that sentence are really indicative of it.
>>767859765
Troll.
>>767859765
Complicated no interesting definately to me, I have more stories from the past few months living in and out of houses/my car than the rest of my boring ass life put together
>>767855699
>24
>make around $55k/yearly working for one of the worlds largest blockchain companies
>renting a decent appartment dirt cheap with electricity and 300/300mbit internet included
>car needs new headgaskets, otherwise fine except for being a gas guzzler
>got 3 close friends and a decent social circle for weekend drinking
>can't function in proximity to women i'm interested in, probably going to live alone for the rest of my life
>chronically depressed, although coming in ups and downs
>will probably off myself in a paraglider "accident" before i hit 30
Currently just enjoying fat payoffs and lots of beer, vidya and weed. Not even bothering to save money for a house since the housing market is fucked beyond belief and the only shit I can afford alone is, by todays standards, a dump.
Plus I don't want to owe money to the banking jews.
>Lived with 2 sponsored students
>Scholarship pay of $2400 monthly
>They had 1 spare room at $470 rent monthly
>Weed & Alcohol only during weekends
>Sometimes the older guy would rent a nice car so we would be driving somewhere great
>Few weeks later weed was introduced to the weekend's drive
>They stopped going to classes
>Smoking weed and drinking Alcohol from 5PM to 6AM then back to bed
>Immigration knocking because their attendance fell beyond repair
>They're gone. I'm alone. Landlord says fuck off and kiss goodbye to the rental bond
>>767860380
Your life is like the holy land of nirvana compared to most of the neets in this thread, fuck bitches dude. Unless you’re attractive every female will end up leeching off you and making you more depressed. Be happy you’re young and making a decent living, do more drugs, keep your close friends around and forget the female gender exists until you’re old, rich and can instead leech off of them for their bodies
>>767855699
>be me,28 bi guy.
>living with one of my best friends.
>the house we have is a little small,but meh...its good for us.
>have a doggo and kitter.
>work at a call centre for internet technicial support.
>randomly find out i have an opportunity to advance to hard drive troubleshooting.
>ace the interview.......and also find out ill be making more money.
>at the moment,currently hungover as fuck because me and a friend got trashed last night.
All in all,things are finally getting better for me :) I just wish i lived in a different area,and had a bigger place........but thatll hopefully happen soon.
Live in barracks, no rent. Free food, share a bathroom with my neighbor. Random room inspections, usually drunk or at work
>>767860919
Shits pretty good right now, yeah. Still hard living alone. Fairly certain there's some instincts screaming at me to find a womand and start a family, even though I hate kids with a passion.
Can't complain beyond that, tho. Having been a neet for a long time, it feels fucking amazing to have a solid job and income.
>>767855699
>be me
>44
>married twice
>divorced twice
>have my own 3 bed, 2 bath home
>i can do whatever the fuck i want
>bedroom looking north
>>767862363
bedroom looking south
>>767862161
:( let me live with u anon I give drug
>>767862766
Do you have a dick?
>>767862500
fuck off boomer fag
>be me
>26
>not many close friends.
>no gf.
>sofware engineer.
>unemployed right now (I quit my last job cuz it was boring) but am doing job interviews and will probably get a few offers soon.
>shitload of money saved up so i'm not really worried about money.
>live alone in studio apartment. It's a nice place though. just renovated.
>great location too. Right on the lake, next to the park.
>crohns disease.
idk. that's all i got.
>>767862969
This is /b/. Even if I was a female I’d have a dick
>>767863023
no. u.
At least youve got your health, fam.
>>767863095
True but not for much longer if my love for cigarettes meth and autism continues
>>767863188
you should rape the lesbian before you off your self
>>767863055
You got me there. But no, I'm living alone unless I that special someone.
>>767863095
This needs some further explaining.
Sure, ill bite.
>be me
>21
>live with my parents in a good house. got a decent own room, basically no shitty rules. co-exist peacefully with the elders although i would like to live alone or with friends or some shit.
>College gets paid on loan by goverment (have to pay it back eventually)
>Doing well in college, learning for some serious IT stuff.
>A few good friends and plenty of people to hang out with
>Actually happy in life after a depressed period
>No GF, but i honestly don't give a shit after my experiences. maybe over a few years ill look around.
i'm good with where it's going, enjoying life, doing whatever i want, reaching something in life.
>>767863312
I’m not that fucking desperate, bitch is full dyke. Her bisexual (ex?) wife is kinda into me now tho because I’ve saved her from being beaten a few times
>>767855699
>be me
>22
>living in share house in semi-upscale Melbourne Suburb
>rent is 150 per week + bills, so affordable
>ran away from parents to live on my own, they have no idea where I am
>smoke weed about once a week and dmt once a month (extract it myself)
>can barely afford to pay for existing repayments on loans/car
>probably going to be rejected from lease due to bad credit
>not sure how to tell roomates
>sit in my room vaping, watching tv and playing rocket league.
>contemplating suicide
>work 60 hour weeks
>work is shit and I earn shit all
>>767863335
Explanation?
>Be me
>Have vicious case of Crohns disease
>Guts turn spongey and rotten
>Shit leaks from bowels into body cavity
>Hospitalized 6 times since Oct 2016
>Surgeons remove rotten sections of bowels
>Live with ileostomy bag and catheter for a few months
>Surgeons reconnect my colon
>Everythings great again, healthy as fuck
>except...
>Cant hardly pee
>Surgeon sticks a camera up my dick
"There's a stricture in there, I'll have to cut it out,
"Never seen one in that location in the urethra before. Never even heard of it."
>Whatever, doc, do your thing.
>Doc cuts it out.
>Just wearing the catheter for a week this time.
"At least a 50% chance this wont fix the problem."
>Thanks, doc.
This thread has inspired me. why are we all living poor and alone or in our parent’s closet instead of having a giant /b/ frat house for drugs and orgies! Let’s make something niggas, even the most pathetic autists here can contribute through sheer numbers
>be me
>23 years old
>living rent free by myself in a one bedroom apartment
>rent free because parents are loaded
>no job
>parents dump $150 into my account every week for food
>their housekeeper comes to my place once a month to clean the place up
>smoke copious amounts of weed and drink at least a 6 pack of booze a day
>only friends live in other states bc college
>sit around doing nothing just coasting through life
Some would say I'm living the dream, but after four years of this, I'm starting to get bored.
>>767864229
Get a job (not retail or burger flipping) and you'll probably start having fun again.
>>767855699
>buying a house on a mortgage plan
>good rate, already have a reasonable amount of equity
>pretty modest in size, 2bed, 1bath, detached garage
>very wealthy old patron has more or less adopted my partner and I as her new kids and so it’s full of very nice furniture, rugs, etc and silver/flatware, and our garden is always decked out in nice flowers
>sweet Murphy bed
>not my first choice of house but a perfectly acceptable as our first place
>plan to move in a few years, want at least another half bath
>>767864380
You're right, I need to find something to do with all of this free time. I imagine I'd be able to meet more people through a job as well, I just can't seem to think of anything I could do every day that wouldn't make me blow my brains out.
>>767864229
This is basically what I was doing before I left my house, probably gonna go back and see if they’ll get me an apartment instead of letting me live with them
>>767855699
> be me, 26m
> live in 850 square foot, 2 bedroom 1 bathroom third-floor apartment with moubtain view
> $850/mo including utilities
> live with 22 yo gf for three years
> disaster zone because both,id us are lazy but also love to cook
> somehow neither of us are fat
> weed is legal here
>>767864150
If you think any of us faggots would be happy around a bunch of other faggots, you're mistaken
>>767864674
Idc about faggots but the endless drug budget from the collective power of a bunch of virgins sounds like all I need
>>767864610
Yeah I feel you. As nice as their place is, I like to be able to live on my own terms. I'd have to completely adjust my lifestyle if I moved back in with them.
>>767855699
>Be me
>34
>Live in a two story 2500 sq ft house
>Just applied for a new position and got it, $12,000 a year raise.
>GF and I have combined income of $130,000 a year
>Finally get a rythym with day trading, easy mode job is affording me time to research companies and make trades at my desk.
>Made an additional $50,000 in trading alone last year
>Looking to upgrade to a 5000 sq ft mcmansion in an upscale part of town in a year or two
>Retirement fund is closing in on half a million
>Everything is coming together.
19
Currently living with my grandparents until I get shipped out for BMT for the Airforce
Currently working at a retail store as cart pusher
Have some money saved not a whole lot
>Be me
>20
>Just finished second year Civil Engineering at prestigious university
>3.67 GPA
>Tutor at the Math & Physics Help Centre
>Working with the county in solid waste management and environmental protection for the summer (not a great job, but still good)
>Cute Asian grad student (also a tutor) likes me, slowly getting to know her
>Made decent friends at this campus, play Fortnite, go to the gym, and just generally hang out with them
>Don't smoke
>Can control myself when I drink
>Relatively healthy (skin condition and dandruff, nothing medicated shampoo and lotion can't fix)
>178 cm, 78 kg, probably about a 6/10 or 7/10
>I believe I have a decent sense of fashion
>I'm good at cooking
>Great at saving money ($18 000 in my savings acct)
>Own a car, motorbike, 8 firearms, and a good gaming laptop
>Both parents did a great job raising me in a nice village outside of a small town
Overall, life isn't so bad
>homeless backpacker
>currently in an apt for free for 4 more days after being here visiting friend for a month
>already have bus ticket to fl to visit fam for 3 days
>getting ticket to ny to visit fam probably for a month.5
>decently comfy life doing this 3 years
>going to sell weed to buy vehicle to travel festivals
>>767864621
> No debt except 1year left on loan for 2014 corolla, which is a pit because we go on lits of hugs road trips where we basically live in it, but it runs fine
> contributing to 401k since age 19, now putting down 5% with a 2.5% match, on target to actually retire one day
> Make $80k/yr +benefits in IT
>28
>Shit job
>Family all lives together
>Plenty of health issues
>Swimming in debt
>Hate everyone in my family but stuck with 'em
>Debating suicide
>>767864136
Hang in there, anon.
>>767865296
What part of fl?
>be 23
>$675,000usd every week
>livin the dream
>fag shit
>23
>move back with mom after getting addicted to alcohol and iv meth
>get sober
>in training for job
>tried to hang self while mom was out today
>red welt on neck from extension cord
>going to try again next time she's out
>>767864229
Tai chi classes? That's what I want so I can meet people and learn more about self
1/2
>be me
>no family, kicked out at 14 by druggie parents (20 years ago) - don't even know if they're alive
>worked at mcd's to rent a bedroom in a schoolmate's brother's house and put myself through high school
>music and technology only passion, focused on that and started bands
>didn't even go to HS graduation, was busy playing shows
>got first minor record deal at 19, started electro metal project, played to crappy goth nightclubs across the northeast US
>keep up this gypsy living for a while, crashing on couches and in basements writing more music
>ended up joining a band on a major label, start making albums with actual producers
>typical band drama shit, a couple of bigger tours
>start leaving record industry around 25 or so
>push into IT, got a couple of low level help desk type jobs
>bad turns of events led to me being homeless around 29, lost job etc
>around 4 months on the street
>>767866183
2/2
>taken in by a sympathetic girl and her mom in small podunk town
>rebuild self esteem, repair teeth that had become damaged, general self-repair
>she nurses me back to health, about 6 months of this, start making future plans
>start becoming optimistic about life
>come into tiny chunk of money, we use this to relocate to a major urban center and start building our careers
>life is tough for the first year but we hustle, bond grows, we are each others' rock
>have many blissful times together
>I end up as 2nd employee of a musical instrument startup, 3 - 4 years there, designing firmware and product development
>company ended up being major success
>have falling out with owner (small business is tough, 80-100 hour weeks), ended up moving low level government job with opportunities to build up
>utilize tuition program to finally go back to school for IT
>gf slowly starts getting more distant
>few months ago have suspicion she's banging someone else, breaks my heart to even think
>got laid off in November, worst day of my life
>come home to find everything of hers gone
>no income, no family, no friends in the area
>cash out 401k while I try to figure things out
>got temp job as document processor at hospital, barely living wage but all the overtime I can handle
>end up living out of my car until last month
>finally find 200sq ft affordable studio apartment after weeks of looking (city going through housing crisis)
>only in the past week able to process the absolutely overwhelming emotions I've put on hold since November
>lay on my futon and stare at the ceiling in between online school and 16 hour split shifts
>put together small studio in the corner, hoping if I redirect thoughts to music I won't want to kill myself anymore
>I have nothing and no one, 35 years old and starting from scratch again
>>767865881
Kek, I’ve smoked meth many times but I’m only addicted to weed because of sheer accessibility. I do miss that warm tingly in the clouds headspace right now though
>>767865026
Good job, anon! Let's just hope the system doesn't crumble
>>767865547
Orlando
>25
>High school teacher
>Two bedroom house alone
>Fiance has worked in a different country for 18 months
>Fucking lonely
>>767866202
did you at least fugg
>>767866207
Yup. It's good stuff, man. I actually kind of preferred smoking it. When I banged it, i'd just go into a frenzy and basically turn myself into a pincushion
>>767866476
i bet you she has been RICED
>>767866460
Ayy same anon, probably gonna go back there to live at home
>>767865881
Post pic of Welt?
>>767866636
Nice! How old are you? I grew up in the area
>>767864229
Careful anon, that boredom WILL turn to depression very quickly unless you can find something to live for/work towards.
>>767866548
Never shot up but I feel u, my best meth high was when I ate a fat capsule and worked a trainee shift at McDonald’s tweaking my dick off
>>767866848
I've tried meth like 7 times now and haven't enjoyed it once..Fucking weird
>be me
>27 year old male
>Currently slaving away at a manager position at Subway
>Move in with anime grill who smokes a ton of weed and has decent 700 a month rent
>Anime girl gets lonely and decided to move new boyffriend in
>New boyfriend tries to become alpha male of the house and is an alcohol
>Any alcohol I bring in the house he drinks it without asking
>I decide to bite the bullet and stop drinking because meh rent will be cheaper soon
>haven't been laid in 2 years
>>767866777
18, was born in Michigan but I’ve lived all over Florida i.e St. Petersburg, Tampa palms, palmetto
>>767867030
All around doing the best I've done in life so far because I fucked up my teenage years
>>767866848
Yeeah buddy. I never took it at work. Meth doesn't really make me feel "high" just like I'm on top of he world, and operating at 200%. But it would be obvious as hell to anybody else that I was speeding
>>767855699
>18
>cute gf
>in music school
>gigging with jazz and pop bands
>just now starting to make money
>stressing a lot (its fine though)
>life is good
>>767866933
Haha you’re like every one of my friends who all hated it, you have to be in the right state of mind to feel any drug. One big thing for meth is do a bunch at once rather than redosing and let it do its magic. Don’t sit there expecting your mind to be blown just take your hits, feel your face&body getting hot and try to talk to people/do normal activities and if you find yourself bored at any time something’s wrong. I was a little underwhelmed from the smoking effects too and I think the reason it worked so well eating is because it slowly kicks in over a couple hours and my brain was trying to fight against it so my manager wouldn’t know I’m spun out which the meth took as a challenge and completely mindfucked me. Spent the whole shift with employees, bosses, customers staring at me sweating and falling over spilling cups of coffee, I crashed my car twice and spent hours driving around with my uniform on staring into people’s cars. Best day of my life
>>767867705
or instead try not to destroy your brain and mind
that can work too
>>767867774
Pussy
>>767867840
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>767866819
That ship has sailed, I've been prescribed anti depressants for almost a decade now. I know what I need to do, I just can't seem to get there. Objectively, I have a great life. But my brain just doesn't work that great.
>>767866166
That's honestly a good idea. I'll look into that. I need an excuse to exercise.
29 years old high school education
Owning a 4br home with wife on land
Doing finance making about 15k monthly
She makes 80k yr
4 cars but only a payment on my daily
New Mercedes
100k in savings
Want to get a rental property
Used to be a fuck up but got my shit together
Life isn't hard just get a goal and work until you get there.
>chef
>just turned 24
>broke up w/ gf of a year and a half
>1k in credit card debt
>1k in my bank account
>moving to Portland from Minnesota in the next week
>have a michelin star chef wanting me to come work with them
>will be crashing in friends spare bedroom for a bit until full paychecks start coming in
>im scared but its a new beginning
>guess my life isnt that bad
>26
>have a job thats meh
>make $23.50 cunuck bucks an hour
>live in best province in Canada
>Live in huge house with 4 other roommates
>no one is ever home
>smoke as much weed as i can get a hold of
>having beer in bed with naked gf right now
>had to post in this thread because i know alot of anons are going threw rough shit
>sounds kinda gay
>but if you keep working and keep trying
>it does get better
>Keep your stick on the ice /b/ros
>>767867955
(õ¿õ)
Bump
bump
>>767868541
>>767868664
But why
>>767855699
get a job
>>767868779
How about stop telling people what to do
>>767868779
Nah
>>767865438
Are you me but in a year from now?
>>767868779
Shit could crumble anytime..Good vibes are more important
just wrote a long ass post and it didnt post. tfw i didnt copy. should i make it again?
>>767869251
Yes
>>767869217
Yesss
k gimme like 4 min :)
>23
>live at home with mom&sister
>paying rent with welfare money
>studying full time for civil engineering
>will be done 2025
14 y/o (dont report)
living in SF with asshole brother and bitch mom
parents recently divorced, lost grandpa 2 weeks ago
usually smoke alot of weed, but got busted at school last week, and suspended for 3 day. i used to sell and the school is trying to bust me for that too, might get expelled.
weed, music, youtube, 4chan/reddit, and xbox keep me alive
kissless virgin
depressed/anxiety daily(off and on usually when im not smoking)
sorry for messy post
also this is me, the guy who would post in 4 minutes
>27
>full time job, $12 an hour under the table on a construction crew
>right wing so i dont want to screw the gubberment into giving me free shit even though i need healthcare
>moved back into my parents house last year after an alcohol fueled mental breakdown
>live in a pile of clothes and water bottles
>debate suicide weekly now instead of nightly
>>767869748
just did
>>767869748
MODS
>>767869748
Shut the fuck up. You're 14. Get off of this website and become a better person.
YOURE 14.
Nothing is bad enough and you have the whole world ahead of you. Do well in school and get a free ride to college.
>>767869748
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSSS
>>767867058
Nah dont hangy, you realise thats the most painful way out and you will regret and panic in the middle of suicide, worst feeling.
>>767855699
27yo M
Three shitty paying jobs in past year
Only hobby is music, play almost every instrument - add crippling alcoholism
Can't find a way to apply music for employment
Living with mother and younger brother
Mom wants me to go back to rehab
Need to find a job, something gainful
Don't know what to do. Don't want to flip burgers
I fucking hate myself for failing so hard at my age. Will be 28 in July with nothing to show for it
>>767870322
Please dont kill yourself man, people still care for you.
dont
>>767870388
dont do it
>>767870361
flip burgers at a bar, sell coke and party. fuck the service staff and grind only 8-10 hours a day.
work your way up and not be a shit head.
protip: be a bartender at that bar instead
>>767869748
No one cares how old until you’re stupid enough to put your age out there. rip anon, see you in 4 years
>>767870461
thats the hustle
>>767870461
this was meant for
>>767870222
>>767869748
MODS GET HIM
>>767865187
Good luck anon. Take care of your life and be a good member of society.
>>767857622
It's okay man you'll figure it out. Just gotta get up and find a job.
>>767858297
Your lungs must be black as coal
>>767870399
I know. And I care for a lot of people, too. But I've got some issues that I can't work through. Anyway, I didn't post the picture to attention whore, somebody just asked for it. My mind is quite made up.
>>767855699
boy theres a lot of obvious shit here you could have avoided. My parents where divorce and I even I know better.
>>767870731
why don't you sell anything you own, or just peddle for enough money to go to a country you've never been to. see some beautiful shit. if you wanna kill yourself after you see what the amazing things this world can offer, then make your decision.
ive tried killing myself 2x and im still here, and ive witnessed a lot of beautiful shit since then.
good luck brother, i wish i could give you a hug.
>20 years old
>Living at my Grandfather's house with my mom
>The house is small but it's really nice and clean and it's in a decent area.
>Work at a seafood restaurant
>commute to mediocre state school for a Business degree
>Have an okay group of friends
>Am a semi-incel. Not autistic, just a virgin. All of the girls who haven't friendzoned me I've inadvertantly fumbled around and fucked up my chances.
>Have Jew GF for a month, but other than that, not really sexually active.
>Smoke weed and drink on the weekends, but have been gradually having to scale it back bc of life's challenges
>Life isn't amazing but it's not too bad. It's really just a general "meh" feeling.
>>767864150
Anons are anonymous for a reason, seriously imagine some of the most depraved fucks on here in a "frat house".
>rape
>arguments over space and theft
>social autists trying to comingle in a housing situation on hardmode
>arguments over chores and regular hygiene shit
>THE SMELL
>shitters clogged
>some asshole got the computer library confiscated trying to download cp
>that guy who kills himself somewhere in the house and gets it shut down
>boogers and cum in your snacks
This will absolutely happen atleast once if not cum in some poor victims shampoo
>murder
>house fire
Hell that description probably just made it more appealing.
>>767870731
We can't talk you out of it, but I hope you find the peace you're looking for. Just remember we all die one day, there's no reason to expedite it. Who knows where you'd be in ten years if you stuck around.
>>767855699
>>moral don’t let nogs drive your car
smoke the weed, get the nog to kill the bipolar lesbian, use the weapon on the nog, move to upper class neighborhood
>38
>on welfare
>rent room in nice townhouse from nice woman
>everyone gets along
>sometimes get free weed/edibles
>white trash family moved in next door with 4 adults,3 kids and two big dogs
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>>767870834
Nah, but thanks, man. 'ppreciate the sentiment.
>>767857622
Its all about the money baby. Whilst in school all that seems important is drugs and girls, what they don't tell you is that money = better girls and better drugs kek
>20yo
>Living with parents rent free while I'm in college, only make car payments.
>Decent gig as a manager at a Chipotle
>Second year of study as a computer hardware engineer.
>Qt coworker and I have had sex several times, currently looking for new job so we can date
>3K in savings.
Bretty gud, truthfully.
>>767871069
can't help someone who doesn't want to help themselves.
good luck with dying then.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>767871242
> college
Could be better if you weren't such a basic bitch.
>>767871062
what do you actually get from welfare.. do you actually just get money sent to you? how much is it?
ive never needed it im just curious
>>767871003
Sounds amazing, would take 11/10 times over my boring failure of a life. I’ve always been too autistic to fit in with normies but became king of school shooters and programmers because I’m not quite on their level, fuck I could probably keep the /b/rat house in check myself
>>767871265
No, I don't need help. It's bizarre to me how punitive you're being.
>27
>on holiday living with grandparents in the uk
>have over 120k in the bank
>fucking a bunch of chicks just because of my Australian accent
>feels pretty good
>>767871003
T H E S M E L L
>>767871265
Or, rather, how punitive you are trying to be.
>be me
>20 years old
>live with my parents
>work as a manager at a gas station/repair shop
>heavily active in my towns volunteer fire dept.
>go to school part time
>drink heavily
>so stressed I barely sleep and have developed an eye twitch
>all of my friends moved away to college so I spend my nights playing vidya getting drunk and chain smoking a juul
>life is mediocre
ill bite
>am in 30's
>unemployed
>on some type of gib
>no debts, got 2 degrees
>gonna start job hunting starting next week
>restarted to workout after years of quitting and getting fat
>smoke up and play old school games every week
>got a side girl that comes by every week, she got a bf and im seeing someone else but its ok
>overall im happy and relatively healthy just gotta get out of this funk
>>767858396
u dont even have paper lool
>>767871198
Mann I had that message set in stone by ms stoner stonington, turned out she only liked me at first and had a reputation for being a leeching whore. Still wish I could’ve piped tho. Only got to kiss her, pretty fucking hot kiss but not worth the amount of times I had to get drunk to get over her
>>767867030
You need to straighten that alcohol shit out if someone was drinking my subway salary beer after a long day I’d be fucking pissed
>be me 34 yo
>live in company house for less than $400 a month in Cali, utilities included
>make six figures a year and was recently promoted to supervisor so I don't really "work" anymore
> IQ of ~140 so things are on easy mode for me
>wife's still thin and hot @ 34, her family has money and her parents are old so I'll inherit over 400k in the next 15 years
>kids are old enough to clean up after themselves, and they do
>sittin on a pile of cash from cashin out on some good investments
>currently watching tv on 120" projector screen,
>lifes good man
On a related note, what should I buy next? Cocaine?
>>767871903
Nigga I don’t even have towels. I blow dry myself after I shower
>tfw you want to die to end the loneliness of life
>tfw you can’t because it would negatively impact people
>>767872021
buy a 6 string fodera bass and learn to play it
>>767872021
Buy a 6 x 12 black stallion dildo and have your wife buttfuck you with it
> 24
> bipolar autist
> collect neetbux while working for cash
> live alone
> fiancee broke up with me 6 months before the wedding
> 2 bedroom apartment to myself
> most dishes sit dirty in sink until I need them
> disposable income goes to booze
> got home today after liquor stores closes and I only have 1 beer left, genuinely considering drinking a bottle of cough syrup
>>767872162
Already play, nice lookin bass though. I was more thinkin about a high end keyboard
OP here, her wife came back to bring me champagne and make dinner, threw out the rotting food on the stove too. Consider me nogstruck for the night
>>767872473
do you look like a downy or could you pass for "normal"?
seems like youre functional
>>767872481
well, if you're sitting on a pile of cash, look for the top shelf nord keyboards. nordkeyboards dot com
(i have a korg sv1 that is great, but having a nord would be a dream come true)
>>767872473
NyQuil/DXM is a great high, go get some gelcaps from the dollar store if you don’t like the syrup
>>767872473
You dodged a bullet with that chick. Just get a VR headset to jerk off with and swear off women. They arent worth the trouble. I fucked a harem of hot asian chicks(my hand) this afternoon.
>living in NY metro area
>mortgage +taxes near $4000 per month
>taxes per year nearly 16000
>tfw our governor keeps giving our tax dollars away and bitches about trump
>be me
>no college degree
>barely finished high-school because it's boring and useless
>intensely curious
>self taught hacker, do it shit, write codes, part autist
>in 30s
>making 300k++
>low cost of living area
>became millionaire because all I do is work and save
>hot wife
>will retire around 40
>break into shit legally for living
>mentor youngfags how to do the same
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>>767873027
Mentor me faggot
>>767873027
making 300k in which country?
>>767873027
How do I start, what should I focus on?
>>767873212
French fry and reality TV capitol of the world
>>767865881
hurry up and do it pussy fucking weakling
>>767872775
I'll check em out, 3500 sounds like what I was thinking
>>767860599
>weed is harmless1111
>>767872689
I pass for normal, I'm just quiet and don't make a lot of eye contact
>>767872974
I started talking to a new chick. She's fat but she likes me and she plays vidya.
>>767873228
Get your foot in the door doing it shit. Go to infosec conferences. Pretend to be normy at work. Do shit no one else will. Volunteer for everything. Learn python, Java, c#, .net, etc. Master basic networking. Obtain lame infosec certifications, go into consulting. Bring in shitloads of pull through revenue by doing what you say you will and more for customers. Network some more. Whore yourself out on LinkedIn. Compete in ctf events. Win. Speak at conferences. Whore some more. Have mental breakdown from 70 hour weeks. Network and whore some more. Get better at time management. Learn to lead others. Scale your team. Whore++. Negotiate aggressive bonus, tied to performance. Acquire stock. Max out all investment accounts. Get really fucking good at powershell, social engineering, and modern host and network evasion techniques. Don't play politics. Make your employer lots of money. Job hop a few times to max title and pay band. Etc.
>>767873297
You don't have to egg me on. I said, I'm going to wait until my mom is out and then try again. Chill out.
>>767872021
wouldnt want to be in your shoes.
so much to lose. be stuck in a job full of responsibilities. the monotony ...im almost your age but I feel like im still 20
im still pounding pussy and meeting women is fun
>>767873932
youll realize youve made a huge mistake...but by then youll be dead
in fact its not even you who will realize it, its your soul
>>767873932
no one is egging no one on. if your mind is that weak you DESERVE it
>>767874335
That isn't going to happen.
>>767874568
If I try to kill myself, then, yes, I would agree that I do deserve it. Nice tautology. You can't hurt me, but you're welcome to try.
>>767874568
Damn King Louie edgelord IV sounds like he still has more convictions than you, at least he knows what he wants instead of angrily keyboard mashing like a middle schooler
>>767874591
the ones who suicide are eternally bound to a shitty afterlife
you learned nothing in life and squandered it
good job being a loser
>>767874744
>tautology
okkkkk got you cunt nice b8 try again
>28
>virgin
>Attractive but bad social anxiety
>constantly told by women I’m interested in that I’m great and anybody would be lucky to have me but nobody will
>depression from 28 years of loneliness of never having a gf or even hugging a girl or seeing tits outside of a screen
>decide to kill myself
>want to know what sex is like before dying
>try every dating site
>try tinder
>try craigslist
>same shit. Get plenty of matches but none of them want anything other than friends
>go get a prostitute
>don’t know what to do so I take her to get food first
>go back to my place
>we talk and play some smash bros
>time for actual sex
>she refuses
>says I’m too sweet for that kind of thing and I’ll find a good girl one day
>wants to give me a massage before leaving
>gives massage, feels amazing to have a woman actually touch me for the first time in my life
>she finishes and leaves
>as she’s leaving she makes me take $10 from her for the dinner
>try to kill myself next day
>fail
>go into a psych ward for two weeks
>pretend to be good get released
>try to kill muself two more times
>both fail
>two years later
>a girl finally actually shows interest in me
>we go on a few dates and talk on Snapchat
>really hitting it off
>tell my only friend about her when it seems like it’s getting serious
>a week later he blocks me on Snapchat
>he started dating her and won’t talk to me anymore
>meanwhile I work with her every single day and get to listen to her talk about fucking him every night
>can’t kill myself because people rely on me now
>be me
>24
>no high school diploma
>make 80k/year doing sales job
>renting brand new just built place
>getting married in 3 months
>got a good car
>putting 30k into the bank every year cause I have no debt and no real expenses
>be bipolar and on the verge of an heroing pretty regularly
>>767874894
>implying he won’t be reincarnated into a life his soul chooses
Learn how 2 spirituality
>>767874923
Hang in there richfag. It gets worse, but then it gets better.
>>767874901
Okay, whatever, you're right, it isn't really a tautology. But it is some kind of fucked up logic that resembles one, in my mind.
>>767874972
his soul will reincarnate into a life similar to his previous one because he didnt learn his lessons.
he might even have a shittier life than before as punishment
>>767875137
Trying to, four failed attempts in 8 years. Maybe I’m just not supposed to
>>767875201
why dont you use this for your own benefit? i do. everyone does what i want. and and i'm no aplha people are so simple and easy to manipulate every manager at work loves me i get away with so much shit and if they hate me they soon regret it.
>24, English.
>had job, good money in England.
>qt Yank GF.
>decided to move to US
>got married in US
>immigration status pending
>can’t work until it gets approved
>wife got a job pretty quick
>staying with her parents until we get our own place
>taking longer than expected
>her parents are dicks
>father: mental level of a child
>mother: manipulative, lying bitch. lazy, sits around eating all day. is unhealthily obsessed with dogs. has 10+ dogs, some on another property.
>her brother lives here too.
>fat, spoiled shit
>works at a pawn shop; literally all he ever talks about...all day...every day...he’s almost 22 and this is first job
>>767874912
Sounds like you’re an ungrateful faggot. I’m ugly and have terrible anxiety and have been with multiple females, I’ve also been leeched off of but you managed to find a fucking hooker who gave you money back. Attractive “nice guys” get pussy but you can’t expect the girl to do all the work and be your tard guard in every conversation. If you really dry up labias that much from your dry personality then pop some molly and try again
>>767875376
Use what for my benefit? And I don't have an interest in manipulating people, in fact, I am averse to that. Things aren't about me, and I am fine with that.
>>767875591
I don’t expect them to. Which is why I’m just distancing myself from people I know then suicide
>>767875330
“Punishment” no he won’t, you grow with each experience no matter how much of a failure it appears to be
>>767875344
Checked. Also, being sad and rich is better than being sad and poor. I've done both. Go to Mexico and bang whores on pikes of blow. Defer an heroing until you finish. The long sleep is boring as fuck compared to that, I'd imagine.
>>767875740
just stop for a moment and think about what you're doing. and how you're doing it
>>767855699
>25
>married
>live in upstairs half of my father's house
>3 rooms and a bathroom to ourselves
>dad has trouble with stairs occassionally so he gets the downstairs now
>my dad is 51 years older than me so he is getting up there
>mom died a few years back so he was pretty lonely til we moved back in
>house is paid for, he has awesome pension and still runs a transportation biz for local amish families
>he refuses to take any of our money so we live there for almost free only pay internet and for our food
>allows us to save 50% of our income a year
>currently have 112k in savings, eventually my little brother is going to end up with this house because my wife and i want more land than this has
>wife and i both work a 4/10 job as a supervisor in the same factory, different areas
>40k a year each, almost 2.5x the average for our community
pretty happy with life tbh. My dad is getting old quick though. he had a rough life and misses mom. He has a pretty large life insurance policy though so we are going to be able to put most of it away for our kids college funds.
>>767875910
Spend time with your dad, anon. You'll miss him when he's gone.
>>767875763
Good point, maybe I’ll save up and go tour the world
>>767855699
23
Attractive, charismatic
No college education
Make 35k a year at a parts counter
Plus side jobs
Live in paradise
Been with the same girl for 3 years, live together in a 2 bedroom with her mom and cousin
Drive a new truck
Smoke bud every day
Crippling debt, but I'm cool with it for now
it's chill
This is the saddest one of all, Me....
>be 32
>own my own fucking house
>have a career and make above median income in my area. state retirement benefits.
>paid off car
>mild student loans nothing horrific.
be utterly alone. every day. cannot connect with any female in any significant way. Which is a complete turn around from when I was in my early 20s and in college.
very very lonely.
>>767875742
Nice 69. Self pity is pointless especially if you’ve been born with a natural gift of being attractive like you say. If you truly needed to kill yourself you’d have done it without a thought and right now you’re on track to spend the rest of your life as a self pitying virgin when your problems are easily solved. If you really can’t function through the anxiety then pick a role model fictional or otherwise and start Adopting some of their speech patterns/mannerisms and make that part of your personality, anyone with character similar to yours will be easiest. Hell fucking roleplay as L or Evan Peters, it’s extremely autistic but works wonders for social retards
>>767864808
you know people need to eat too, right? not all of the collective neet bux can go towards drugs and alcohol.
>>767876483
Okay, maybe not L. He's 28, not 14
20
moved out more than a year ago
£12 an hour job.6-2pm
talk to my mum every week
370 a month room
aloud to smoke in room
12 inch sub big boom blyat
good pals
know nothing about credit score or taxes
grew up slav
manipulate everyone not family
get what i want
what's ur excuse
>>767876640
Well I’m guessing the majority could do with less tendies but that’s still alot of neetbux. Plus I’ve been scamming the shit out of Uber eats for a year, extremely easy and it’d keep the food coming for awhile
>>767876681
Kek when I was 14 I had a death note in my bag at school and spent all day pretending to be light yagami, if I made it through that as a semi socially functional human it’ll be eazy breezy for anon. As long as the person fits your personality(which it didn’t for me) and he talks more like a 14yo than an adult anyway
bump
>27, renting a house with 21 yo qt3.14 girlfriend
>she's down for anal whenever
>sweet job repairing kayaking suits/equipment
>live in Humboldt and always have pounds of weed laying around
>girlfriends parents found out I'm a musician and they gave me their spare stand up piano
>super good fishing/hunting/hiking spots around so I'm never bored
> can't complain
>>767865738
be my sugar daddy
>>767855699
>me
>35
>professor, about to be off for 3 months but get paid
>own a nice sensible home in a quiet neighborhood, decent car, and awesome doggo
>recently divorced thank the nonexistent Christ
>Tinder was fun but I met an amazing person
>pot stash is dwindling, sadly
>don't have everything I want but I save money and live within my means while having fun
>gonna make an awesome father real soon and my kids are gonna know they're loved and supported af
>10 years ago I dropped out of school and worked retail
>however
>150ish IQ, natural talent, supportive family
>also white
>success.gif
>>767877132
here mem 4 u
>>767859322
That photo is like 12 years old
>>767877701
I laughed before I even read it and it ruined the pic for me. Good mem tho fam
>>767877833
glad you liked mem
>Oldfag. No, seriously, I'm old as fuck compared to you whippersnappers.
>Live in a wealthy suburb outside NYC
>Have busted my hump since I was a teenager
>Finally decided I had to dial my work life back and bring back some balance.
>Wife also works, so financially we are good.
>Trying to decide what to do next. Not ready to fully retire I guess but the thought of more work is also depressing.
>23y white aussie
>apprentice automotive spraypainter
>renting a room like every other young pleb in sydney that isnt still sucking on their mommies teet
>6 meters by 4 meters
>double bed, big ass couch, big coffee table, computer desk
>no tv
>computer broken
>only game i play on ps3 is gran turismo 6
>PD shut down online for gt6 due to release of GT Sport on ps4
>cant justify buying ps4
>just sit on my phone all night instead
>fuck yeah motortrend on demand
>get home too late to ever do washing
>room looks like a warfield
>smells like one too
Fuck i wish the share house had a fucking clothes dryer.
>>767857622
You're giving up over a woman?
>>767878486
Nah but it was the final nail in the autism coffin. Made me lose faith in the female gender forever and females are one of the few things that’d make my life less dull
>30 now
>Living with a 23y/o chick and 24y/o dude
>They are together
>Lost my virginity to the chick 5 years ago
>He knows
>She isn't allowed to talk to me or hang out because of mad jealous issues
>They fight all the time
>Pretty much don't talk to them at all, especially not the dude
>Wake up before everyone, get home after everyone, chill in my room playing vidya/fb/4chan
>Buying house, closing date is 10 weeks away by sellers request
>Chick is afraid I'm going to leave and never talk to her again
>She has medical and mental issues as she was abused, raped, and had a super shitty childhood growing up
>I'm that one constant in her life that has stayed true and had taken care of her
>In many ways I do want to just up and leave but her family thinks I'm the best person ever for all I've done
>Just counting down the weeks at this point
>When I move out they won't be able to afford the rent because I pay basically everything
>Another big reason I want out of this place
>Not sure how it will all go down in the end
It's hard to put this into words when people about it
>>767878299
Checked, oldfag
>>767878299
>35yo professorfag here
>respect for grabbing work life balance
>sometimes I think I might die in my office
>usually I think that's ok
>>767873027
citation needed
>>767858576
>200 out of every check
Be fucking greatful. I live in ohio and they took 12k from me last year, then between the feds and state, told me i had to send them a check for another 1k. Shit sucks
>>767879344
Bibliography is for nerds
>>767858576
>>Liberal government likes to take 200 out of every check
I get dinged for $500 in taxes every week anon
>be me
>20
>Paying 900 a month to live with a room mate in Brooklyn, it's a shittier area, but not the shittiest
>I work at an ice cream store
> smonk wheat and sneak into bars, get drunk and high on the beach
>have a good amount of friends
> no gf of course but I couldnt care less right now tbh
All in all, I'm content. I might wind up joining the army or marines just for some structure and money though.
>>767879237
what do you teach?
>>767858576
>went to church for the first time confirmed white race fucked
explain please
>22
>virgin
>work in coffe shop, 8hr every fucking day
>get home at 5pm
>browse in the internet
>go to bed
i just want die
>>767858671
What business did you start anon?
>>767855699
>just finished a job where I saved US$50K in 5 months.
>should be happy as fuck right now getting ready to go back to SE Asia for a one year sex binge like the rest of my friends did last week
>stuck behind in the US, told my friends I wanted to continue working in the US
>in reality I lost my passport a few months ago and am too chickenshit to contact my parents who have my birth certificate which I need to get a new passport
>haven't talked to them in years and would prefer to keep it that way
>have just been sitting in a shit tier hotel room for the last two weeks getting drunk and doing nothing
>no closer to getting out of this shit country.
>>767881003
Drugs
>>767881467
Just request a new birth certificate you ape
>>767881968
I don't even have a valid driver's license. only a SS card. From what I have seen, that is not enough.
>22/M
>finished undergrad last year
>got a job in a different state from all my friends and family because first decent offer after 5 months on job market
>live in a 500sqft 1 bed/1 bath alone for $800/month
>live 10 mins from work at a mid-level tech company
>everyone keeps saying I show promise and giving me more responsibilities
>all my coworkers are like 40+years old, so can't really make work friends to hang out with
>saving up money, only make 45k/year
>20k across my bank accounts
>feel like I'm slowly slipping away into nothingness
Fuck dude, I need some weed.
>be 19, 20 in august
>steady income
>always broke bc car insurance is 220
>also really bad at saving
>maxed out credit card at 1.6k
>full time student
>live with my dope ass mom
Everything is chill except i have no money
>>767882255
That's what being a student is all about, anon. Try saving up a little money though, it'll help you in the long run.
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