Why didn't he just turn jupiter into oatmeal? He could have fed the hole universe.
>>767855391
Because that would ruin the plot
>>767855391
> going to see that stupid piece of shit movie
> pay $10 to watch big flashy lights and huge splosions so you can say "hurrr ye i saw it"
> fools and their money are easily parted
>>767855582
spotted the virgin
>>767855582
I saw it to relax from a straining work week and because movies are /comfy/ as fuck
>>767856039
then you're a brain dead drone with no taste and only does things because other people do them. what an individual you are. faggot. moron.
>>767856304
Your fedora is tipping ma'am, watch out!
>>767855582
i got free tickets so its all good bro.
>>767856304
Virgin confirmed. Salty incel tears lashing out at /comfy/ anon.
>>767855391
>jupiter into oatmeal
Even the infinity stones can violate certain of the basic conservation laws of nature. In this case there would have been a violation in the total number of Higgs bison roaming the plains of Jupiter if they'd all been turned into oatmeal.
>>767856039
Nah, ur good mayne. I havent went out to watch a movie in a while but i watched infinity war. Going to the movie theater does kinda mellow you out, and its pretty nice after a work week or stressful circumstance.
>>767855582
>tfw didn't go see this movie
Feel fucking good
>>767856304
What makes you so unique then Mr. Contrarian?
>>767856741
nothing unique in general but at least i'm not so fucking lame that when some hypercorporation tells you it's time to throw your money at them because summer movie season started that i just go hurrrr gots to go. i take about 5 minutes to think if it's going to be worth my time and do i want to reward said hypercorporation with my hard earned money. i just didn't support that shitty fucked up franchise and business model of creating shit movies with no plot and a bunch of flashy fucking lights and blaring sound meant to dull my senses into thinking what i'm seeing is good.
>>767856647
Cuz he’s stubborn and just wants to do a “I told you so!” For his earlier plan to save Titan.
It’s a commentary about how we are using new tech within old paradigms which blind us to better outcomes as we continue with harmful practices.
>>767857288
Tl;dr
>Dubs checked
>Ur a fagit
>>767855391
He should have used the reality stone to just make no need for resources a reality. Or just make a quarter of the universe sterile if you want to bitch about physical laws etc.
>>767855391
If he did that he wouldn't solve the problem, because with more food available, people would proliferate even more.
His ideas were meticulously calculated into a perfect plan
>>767857823
I meant to say 75% of the universe sterile*
>>767856304
You must be fun to be around.
>>767856304
>>767857288
Sounds like a really well-adjusted individual right here
>>767857992
perhaps not but at least i'm not a fucking moron!
>>767858062
if by well-adjusted you mean someone with critical reasoning skills that exerts my right to agency in the face of some fucking megacorporation telling me to give them my money while in return they deliver me a steaming pile of feces, then yeah i am well-adjusted.
>>767857435
This is the answer.
>>767858344
Heckon dubs
>>767856304
found the guy that never gets invited to anything
>>767860033
how do you know that?
>>767858344
>why can't you all be brilliant like me
>>767855582
sperg detected (saw the movie it was good thanos is actually a coo character) i was scared he was gonna just be IM ANGRY I WANNA KILL EVERYONE AAA but no he coo
>>767856304
sperg detected
>>767856039
thats normal my dude dont let these spergs change you into them. what did you think of it? i think its the best marvel i've ever seen
>>767860835
> hurrrr the last marvel movie i see iz the best ever!!!!
> next movie crammed down your throat
> hurrrr the last marvel movie i see iz the best ever!!!!
> please sir may i have another turd shoved down my throat
kys idiot
>>767858344
>>767857288
>>767856304
nobody cares what you think. you're antisocial and weird, because you're proud that you hate things that huge majorities of people like and will always be ostracized.
it's entertainment. not politics.
>>767858344
look at this fella
>>767855582
>stop liking what i don't like
>too poor to pay ten dollars for a spectacle
being alive costs money faggot. maybe you should kys to save a few bucks
>>767861072
it's not just the money. it's also the fact you've been fucking manipulated through advertising and the fear of being that one guy that shows up to work on monday and everyone else is standing around talking about the latest shitfest to appear at the local theater and you are afraid you'll be left out boo hoo. kys you fucking sheep
>>767861359
its not fear. This may come as a shock, but people ACTUALLY LIKE THINGS. not everyone sits in their room alone blackpilling themselves because they like being unhappy.
>>767855582
>autism
>>767855582
is $10 really that big of a deal to you?
>>767861359
how must it feel that even on an anonymous image board that thousands of people shitpost on nobody agrees with you?
>>767861715
thanks for the red pill
>>767861866
plenty of people agree with me. not everyone has to post for everything they see here. they see i've adequately established why people that went to see this movie are cancer. you've adequately established you are cancerous and want to fit in so you'll eat shit when you're told to like a good sheeple.
>>767862288
"PEOPLE AGREE WITH ME THEIR JUST TOO SCARED TO ANONOMYSLY POST IT"
>>767857823
Or made it rain food on every planet, like that shitty Meatballs movie.
>>767856304
oh look a faggot that thinks hes unique again
>>767856560
Anyone who uses comfy as a descriptor should immediately kill themselves. Its only 300lb man babies who do it.
>>767860692
He's flagrantly retarded though.
Avengers infinity war and 4 are the last hurrah for me and superhero films
just too much
>>767862603
I agree with him for the most part tbh. People just watch these movies because that's what's currently being hyped and a hot topic in socierty, which (and here I don't agree with the poster before) is totally fine because we are social beings but pretending that you actually went to see that movie because you are geniuenly interested in it or the marvel universe as a hole is probably a lie for 80% of the people who went to see it.
TL;DR we are herd-animals and people wanna be part of stuff and socialize with people
>>767860989
100% this. Guarantee this faggot’s entire “social life” occurs online.
>>767863420
yeah because it's extremely difficult to make a decent movie with so many main characters. it becomes a shitfest very fast. i may see deadpool though. the first deadpool movie was actually really good and the reason i liked it was because of the reason you cited. deadpool was pretty low key even colossus and negasonic teenage warhead were sort of just along for the ride. if it were avengers then every single time one of them appears on the screen it would be swelling orchestral music, and serious speeches, and talk about triumph and overcoming, etc. such garbage. deadpool was the exact opposite of that. i was pleasantly surprised by that.
>>767863174
coming from the acne ridden 30 year old 100 pound "volcel"
>>767863894
Are you implying being 100 pounds is somehow a bad thing?
>>767863972
Unless you’re a turbomanlet, yeah, it’s bad for a guy to be 100lbs.
>>767864139
It seems a lot better than being 300lbs.
>>767855582
is 10$ really that much to you? what fucking mud hut village you live in?
how tf you even have internet?
>>767864275
Being a lardass is bad, being a skinny faggot is bad. Neither is better than the other.
>>767864484
it's not just the $10! i said that!
>>767855391
Better question:
why didn't he just kill all the useless eaters who refuse to contribute to the societies they're leeching off of. For example: niggers, spics, abbos--and I'm sure there are plenty of examples of space niggers out in the Marvel universe.
Killing off the ones being a drain on society, with substandard IQ and no drive to do anything but eat, use intoxicants, and shit out more of their kind would solve pretty much all resource problems universally.
>>767857435
/thread
This literally should be the plot, if it isn't.
I mean, I know he didn't actually kill 50% of the people and just duplicated the universe but still... 'mouths to feed' in a universe where people have literally mastered harnessing the power of a star just to make some cool weapons? Please just fuck off...
The only limiting factor to sustainability is energy availability and storage and in the MCU both those things seem to be complete non-issues so yeah..
>>767855769
>I watch mainstream movies which means I've had sex
>>767864760
Because the movie wouldve been banned from literally everywhere.
>>767862288
>sheeple
If you're not baiting man, then step away from the keyboard. Go get a glass of water or something.
