ITT: prove you're older than 18.
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ITT: prove you're older than 18.
I can post here (this post is proof) therefor I'm at least 18
checkmate
I have been a virgin for 21 years
5209 is my ssn
>>767854321
I won't go to church
>>767854321
I'm totally 18
I am a wizard.
>>767854321
I served in iraq
I haz pubes!
Dem 56k modems
I’m a pedo
I'm fat
I'm bald
I can't get erections any more
Darkest Hour>Dunkirk
I have a well balanced 401k
I have a tattoo
When I was young, mobile phones were rare and clunky. Smartphones didn't even exist. The Commodore 64 was the latest fad in home computing though with Amiga, the first affordable 16bit machines became available a little bit later. We only had three TV channels. I remember standing on the roof of my school together with my physics teacher as we looked at the reading of the radiation gauge test stattion and found the bump in the graph the accident at Chernobyl NPP caused. Served my military term before 9-11.
>>767855119
>points with her hard cock and laughs at you
>>767855183
The tattoo test no longer applies since I've met girls who were getting ink at fourteen.
I remember being told to get off the internet because my mom needed to use the phone
>>767854321
I am 18
>>767855301
Most professional tattoo artists take a copy of your ID and you have to be 18. Most 14 year old girls have shitty homemade tattoos, typically of quotes.
Ha fuck yall im 14
Im trying a build for my druid in Diablo2... Never tried one before. Armageddon is so fucking random.
>>767855404
MODS
My Nintendo only worked on channels 3 or 4
Pool's closed due to AIDS!
I have a domain name that is older than the Internet.
>>767854321
i will become a wizard in about a year
>>767854321
marblecake also the game
Change it too av 2 I want to play xbox
>>767855653
back in my day we had to change it channel 3 to play videogames youngbuck
>>767855443
Yeah arma is just too unpredictable to be good> You can get some insane damage on volcano though it you tryhard it. It's just clunky as hell.
Fake & gay
>>767855070
>tfw only had 28/kbs dial up until 2010 which now i dont have anything
Rural life sucks
>>767855383
Now you can get one with parents permission/signing. Dumb dumb
>>767855163
Seriously how do I increase my 401k without having money taken from my check for it?
In the town I grew up in, I could dial my friends house with just five numbers on the rotary phone.
I said nigger before it was cool
>>767854321
I remember the crabs outbreak in Chicago of 03
>>767854321
I remember the day Frank Zappa died of cancer.
>>767856738
It could come down to either asking your 401k consultants to be more aggressive with your own money which is "riskier" or if you're good managing it on your own
>>767856738
Checking you who are your 401 reps like what fund
All music created after 2002 is garbage.
>>767854321
ive kissed 3 girls
boom
>>767855188
The 64 lol Vic 20 was the big thing when I was kid
>>767859154
When you got baby sisters
>>767859213
Damn man what're you 37 you balding?
>>767854321
i would be arrested for fucking someone under 18
>>767859272
50 and yes lol
>>767859300
Bc she your daughter
>>767859228
nah he is talking Mrs. Palmer's three daughters. the other two have shit on them...
>>767859385
Fug man when did it start do you have a weird head shape too freaks me out My old man was bald
>>767859403
Wew lad with that writing I hope you're under 18
>>767859387
exactly
>>767859532
Nice man id say we homies now and from what I understand it aint fun if the homies can't get none this also proves I'm over 18
I grow bud.
I dont smoke, just grow, extract, and push to a local collective.
>>767859441
40's not bald just losing hair, head normal lol
>>767859807
Damn man you married your partner comment on it
>>767859981
Married 30yrs now she said she can't wait till I'm bald
I was born in Russia with USSR cccp on my passport
>>767860356
Damn man she shavinf you at night?
Nah but jokes aside its nice to see someone who isn't so defensive on b I wish you and yours the best
>>767860548
Pic related
>>767860597
Thanks man
>>767854321
shut your candyass up nigger
>>767855183
Nice tat
>>767854906
wow, winrar
Killer Clowns from Outer Space being played every afternoon around 4:00 on HBO in the early 90s.
>>767854321
I bought windows
>>767855512
This
I'm scared for tax season
>>767860548
Fuck off, Vlad
I realized hapiness is a social construct.
>>767854321
I'm in college.
Also I was in the bathtub when 9/11 happened
I hate my government
