Marinefag here, 0411 Oorah!
How come you basement-dwelling loser pussies would rather masturbate yourselves blind than elist, serve your country, get ripped and actually try to make something of yourselves?
>>767848561
I can smell the boot off your breath, pog
i've hit max level in every single battlefield since bfbc1, i've got more combat experience than the entire fucking armed forces
>>767848561
Because someone needs to keep your wife company while you're off "defending the country" stealing sandnigga's oil reserves.
>>767848561
>serve your country
ahahahahahaha........no.
>>767848561
You're a real American hero OP. Now go be the bulletsponge you've been training to be.
Because I don't want to fight for dirty jews.
Also I don't like the taste of crayons.
>>767848561
But you dont actullay do anything. You just LARP with laser guns then have gay orgies in the bunker now that being gay is ok in the military.
You're just a leech on the tax payers
I missed the boat. i'm 62
>>767848561
Because I already served the country by not failing to get an eduation like all you poor fuckers who joined the muh-reens, and now I have a good job that unfortunately requires me to pay a lot of taxes to pay your welfare queen ass.
You work for me OP, so shut the fuck up.
>>767848561
Don't feel like dying for the rich . Your just a chess piece to them . They fill your head with this type of patriotic bullshit so your okay with dying and protecting thier investments . But anyway good luck with all that OP
>>767849052
>we could use that money to usher in a second era of mankind
and then a foreign country invades you and takes everything over
Muhreens are the biggest pussies in the entire US military. At least you need a functioning brain for all of the other branches.
I'm not old enough yet. I'm only 5
>>767848619
Only a desk chair sailor would post some shit like this
>>767848561
Because I became an electrical engineer instead you broke faggot
>0411
Not even a combat branch. Get the fuck out of here pog.
>>767848561
There are two kinds of Marines: homosexuals and closeted homosexuals.
The only reason to join is to be close to sweaty muscular men not afraid to help their buddies.
>>767848561
You are a soldier of Israel, not a soldier of what was once America.
>>767849220
Mods
>>767849222
Better than some boot bitch writing shit online to try and reassure himself that he hasn't thrown his life away by joining the muhreens.
>>767848561
I am not from the US, but I think you are pretty gay. Now go shoot some poor people, while your gf cheats on you.Have fun living with PTSD after coming home and realise your country fucked you over.
>>767849199
No country would even get in to US waters without being bombed by missiles by little timmy with his xbox 360 controller sitting in his private room
No country would even get in to International waters around the US without being shot down by our laser defese grid.
We dont need the marines.
We only need the Navy,USAF and Nation Guard
No one can touch the usa
>>767848561
Being poor must suck
>>767849425
>falling for the 'jews rule everything' meme
how's that inferiority complex going for ya
Marinefag here. I would rather be in any other branch other than Marines. Only picked it because of prior legal trouble.
>In b4 too weak, run a 280 pft/cft and am 205 at 11 percent body fat.
Also have a bachelor's degree in information systems.
Marises are both retarded and normally out of shape
Get bent Jarhead
Because I already work for Jews in a low risk job and the last thing I want to do is put my life on the line so Goldstein's oil stocks rise .01% when we steal some sandniggers livelihood under the guise of national security. And if I want to get ripped I'll go to the gym. At least there I have a chance of meeting women and not having fag sex with a bunch of deprived closet cases while screaming oorah like retarded children who got a snack pack in their lunch.
Air Force = Air
Army = Earth
Navy = Water
Marines = Fire
>>767849528
Noone cares for you at all.
>>767848561
>being a dumb, stupid animal to be used as pawn for foreign policy by the government
You're pathetic. Saged and hidden.
>>767849711
m.a.n.a.
>>767849650
Also most of the fags on here are really fat and ugly with little docks and little to no education
>>767849755
You cared enough to come in to a thread you dont like and then read my comment and then write a reply to my comment.
You really love Americans dont you :^)
>>767849528
>assuming that the other side hasn't got technology that can bypass yours
>>767849877
So perfect material for the marines!
>>767849631
>falling for the jews
I didn't join put their uniform on pal, you did
>>767848561
Airforce masterbranch reporting in
>>767849631
>90% of upper management in mega corporations, defense contractors, oil companies, banks and media are jewish but that's just a coincidence goyim
You need MANA to cast spells.
M. Marines = Fire
A. Army = Earth
N. Navy = Water
A. Air Force = Air
it all adds up...
>>767849650
>university degree
>in the marines
Why the fuck would you become a jarhead?
>>767850054
jews have higher average iq and thus produce more geniuses and competent people, simple
>>767848561
>MOS 0411 refers to the role of the Maintenance Management Specialist.
Holy fuck anon you sit around doing jack shit all day bahahahahahhahahahahhahahah
>being a soldier
Literally competing for world faggot record
>>767849650
>Also have a bachelor's degree in information systems.
>Not an officer even with a degree
What a fucking loser AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA
>>767848561
I’m busy doing meaningful work already, but I harbor no problem with militaryfags.
more liek a pickle jarhead, amirite?
bcs im a faggot and wanna fight for oil and money for the elites
>>767850345
>implying that officers aren't also complete losers
>>767850188
IQ being 3 points on average higher is of zero statistical relevance in the face of all the other stats. The tribe protects and promotes it's own, exclusively. Jobs, Dating, Opportunity, .... fucking parasites.
>>767850188
Or it's because they're masters at exploitation and manipulation.
>>767848561
>0411
>maintainance management specialist
You don't have balls, you're just a pog bitch
>>767850577
>dating
>hates the jews but wants to fuck the jews too?
>>767849220
Still u can type better den i du!
>>767850700
>no rebuttal
>cherry picks one word
Nice job, shekelberg.
>implying that marines aren't pussies
>>767850252
let me get this right anon
basically he's too much of a liability and retard that he would get someone killed?
>>767850577
they're actually 8-15 IQ points higher than average, which causes them to produce more people in the genius and near genius category. that's how the bell curve works.
can someone explain to me this crayon meme i dont get it
>>767850918
Marines are fucking retarded. What's to get?
>>767848561
i served 4 years as 0311, and yet I still sucked the cum out of half the dudes in the barracks at 29 palms
>literally used to wake up in the middle of the night to 3+ grunts shaking me awake wanting head
>>767850857
so all i have to do is convert to Judaism and i'll gain 8-15 IQ points?
MAKES SENSE TO ME ANON
>>767848561
It sure is manly to be cannon/bullet fodder for the sole purpose of lining the jews pockets with more shekels
I would say kys, but you already did by signing up for juden
>>767849483
Why are you telling him, I want to watch it happen to this cock nozzle. This guy is the one reason I dont feel bad for idiots who chose to enlist.
>>767851073
ethnic ashkenazi jews i mean
ITT a rare case where no one bother to remark the faggotry of the op
>>767851073
If you're really this stupid, you're in desperate need of those few IQ points.
>>767850994
i just dont get why crayons and MRE, is this something that happened?
>>767848561
Takes real balls to follow instructions blindly. Get fucked, faggot.
>>767848561
I was told no due to having asthma since I can remember. What I get when my parents didn't care about my health growing up and chain smoke near me.
>pleasure penis
>get shot in the face
hmmm choice seems hard
>>767848561
I plan to but can't get any motivation to do so
>>767850595
because being a master of exploitation and manipulation doesn't require intelligence?
>>767848561
Cool story welfare queen
>>767851350
well thank you anon, ill convert, take an iq test before and after, then i'll report back
i am the master of reality
>>767848561
I dont feel like working for jews
>>767848561
Because the Army can spell "enlist" and the Air Force has a machine to shitpost for them. Even if all it does is post trannies and log.
>>767851664
I dont really get this meme because generally americans are 2nd or 3rd generation europeans who bred with other europeans
>>767848561
plan on enlisting after highschool, oorah
>>767848561
Because I'm smart enough to get into university.
>>767848561
imperialist scum, they send you to do their dirty work and you are dying. you need honor because without it you are nothing.
>>767853713
You're a slave wage, what's your point?
>>767848561
You are just cannon fodder for the rich people who deside when to go to war. Have you ever thought why none of these people who actually start the wars, why don't they go to the front lines?
>>767848561
more like cause you have no balls and suck jewish overlords balls and your just a good goy
