YLYL
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
YLYL
>>767847070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DPLWXRMCMM
>>767847070
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF2LetWpy48
>>767847070
What does YLYL mean?
>>767847269
Newfag lurk more
>>767847269
(I hope) Your Link Yields Laughter
>>767847243
No shit it wouldn't last. She was 16.
>>767847333
such nice digit wasted on a bait :^(
>>767847243
(X) Doubt.
>>767847269
you laugh you lose
a thread designed to show you pictures you try and not laugh to/at
if you laugh then you have lost also the game
>>767847333
So stupid
>>767847243
That was the worst story I've ever read. Jesus fuck leave your house.
>>767847243
Stop trying to force this either ironically or not
>>767847243
true story...something predictable happened. thanks for making me dumber
>>767847243
>actually thinking that predicting a relationship in high school won't last
It's almost like that's every single relationship and it isn't an impressive thing at all.
worst ylyl ever mayne. shoulda been you laugh you win, cause thats how fuckin hard it is to laugh at all this gay shit, especially that gay story wtf man that made me wanna die it was gay and unfunny
>>767847243
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little copypasta schtick and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just paste. I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on /pol/ posting shit pasta. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic pasta NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HA HA I POSTED IT AGAIN". You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>>767847243
So this is a copypasta now? Great. At least it's better than the banana
>>767847767
Whhhattt the fuck at first i thoight about buttplug and then i died
>>767847243
Reddithumor.jpg
>>767847935
Nice.
>>767847529
Then there's this faggot.
>>767847243
lmao xD xD
>>767847070
>>767847243
its just like no one even tries with the pasta anymore
>>767848617
lost
>>767847912
Where are your lips?
>>767847269
you live you lose, it's a suicide post
>>767847529
lmao this is so meirl xD
>>767848438
should be a - not a +
>>767849056
i cant read the yellow change the color next time.
>>767847070
>Living with my mum at the time
>16yr old stunning neighbour girl, too arrogant for my taste
>Hangs out all the time in the backyards
>I'm not remotely into her, because,,,,unreachable
>Most boys in the block immature idiots, do jackass stuff just out boredom
>Finds me "different" because didn't want to die jumping off the fence
>She comes over for homework, first time I see her 10 years older sister
>Unbelievable tits, slim body, fake brunette which was a huge plus
>Hard all the time just thinking about her
>Easy to play cool with the girl, got invited to neighbor barbecue
>Went into the house to get stuff, saw the sisters undress to put on a dress
>Rushed into the bathroom and just exploded into the toilet
>The girl kept me in the friendzone", which was ok for me
>The whole family was amused how polite I was, especially to her older sister
>More then one time I was jerking hard in their home
>Once on the porch, watching her cooking in the kitchen, seemingly without
bra just wiggling under her t-shirt
>Girl asked me once why I never hit on her, I said that I'm not like that
which got me a half assed, drunken blowjob, which I loaded half on her
face by looking at her sisters photo at the bed
>Moved cities, saw her recently with 8 years in between, now a 8.5 MILF
>Friended her on Facebook
>Im in a stable relationship and occassionally lurk on FB to get things going
>Her tits still work wonders
Look at this faggot
>>767849760
too soon.
>>767849760
haha what an old fuck, i bet you he cums dust
>>767849738
Simple fag is simple, for not simply fucking her.
>>767849991
faggot coouldnt get the quads
>>767848747
Lost
Chef at Wendy's
$8.75 hourly
37
>>767847269
You live you lose
>>767847243
You know he fucked her and then dumped her, right?
>>767850321
>chef
lost
>>767849609
you do realise thats the joke right?
>>767847912
Cucumber slices
>>767848617
Lost
>>767850504
Lost
>>767847269
>>767847333
Same baitfag
>>767849874
lost
>>767849961
Do you want a baby? Because this is how you get a baby...
>>767848747
Thanks, doc
>>767850674
you do realize thats the joke right?
>>767847564
who is this
>>767847935
lost
>>767847912
la creatura...
>>767847243
I know it's copypasta but why do dumb trailer trash feel the need to protect their sister's purity? Is it a secret longing to fuck them themselves?
>>767847269
Your Lolis Year Lewdness
>>767848747
thanks, doc
>>767851903
Lost again
>>767848747
tyty
>>767847333
kill yourself, trips wasted
>>767847243
absolutely hilarious.
>>767852098
Stupid people live in the past, and back then the family honor was dependent on virtuous women to marry off.
>>767851273
you do realize thats the joke right?
>>767848617
Fucking lost.
>>767852045
CIS SCUM
>>767847243
you mean to tell me your large sister didn't marry the first ever boyfriend she had when she was 16? your dad is a damn prophet
worst ylyl thead ever
everrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>767847070
There’s something about Aella that I just can’t help but fall in love with.
>>767852195
Oh no!
>>767852715
i feel sad now :(
>>767852273
>1 and 1 bomb is end of war
>>767852631
you do realize thats the joke right?
>>767852869
Fucking nope.
>>767852849
I think she has mild autism
>>767852869
winced
>>767848747
ty boctor
>>767847243
bad pasta
>>767852869
Saw it coming.
Still gagged.
>>767852025
Lost
>>767849760
fucking bitch
>>767852694
Not into the series, but I'm jealous of that pillow. Looks comfy.
>>767853019
Ahh... so I can understand her very well. No wonder she’s so sexy to me
>>767847799
Kek
>>767853144
holy shit i'm dying
>>767852694
Not gonna lie.. that looks comfy as fuck
>>767849795
Too hot
>>767847243
hehe
>>767849961
how did i lose to this?
>>767847243
Not sure if trolling or real living nigger fagget
>>767851358
Is there a longer version? Or sauce for the porn part?
>>767853486
>being this new
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>me 18 at the time
>beta loser who can’t get laid due to shitty sense of humor
>afraid of girls since middle school, when the female lunch lady queefed on my food in front of me
>have a sister who is 16
>she is dad crazy, really wants to date someone’s father
>announces she’s been taking it up the ass
>father confides in me that he is jealous of sister’s lover, we plot to rape the bastard
>few days later, brings the dude home
>it’s Lloyd Blankein wearing blackface to cover up the fact that he’s Jewish
>has a noticeable bulge
>my father and I sit down to ask him if he enjoys playing with Legos
>we watch him play with Legos for a few minutes, pleasantly surprised by his expertise
>Lloyd and sis leave
>dad tells me that “he’s going to pummel my ass”
>sis comes home
>tells us about how Lloyd can use his nose to pleasure her vag and that she had the best orgasm ever
>around a week later, my sis tells me that her bf has a poop fetish
>she’s worried because girls can’t poop and she won’t be able to pleasure Lloyd as much as he pleasured her
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my other dad
>”It’s Lloyd who likes to shit, and I’m supposed to watch”
>trying to hold back dysentery
>tell my father this
>prison mentality kicks in and he rapes me for being a snitch
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how I would lose my anal virginity
>>767850504
Lost
>>767852195
WTF is that real ?
>>767850706
Show tits
>>767853144
love it
>>767847846
This response save this ylyl for me
>>767849795
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
That's scary mate
That's fucked up mate
>>767851358
Sauce dumb cunt
>>767849874
Lost it
>>767853118
Kek
>>767853486
>>767853466
>>767852655
>>767847450
>>767847516
>>767847590
>>767847769
>>767847824
>>767848549
>>767848735
>>this many people replying to a stale shitty copypasta
>>767852167
Filename: special delivery for your mom
>>767853144
Aww!! That's SO cute!
>>767847799
Why would i lose to maise?
>>767853447
>ass sock
>>767853633
You got the one with the dude losing his teeth trying to do the same thing ?
>>767848549
Newfag.kys
>>767851998
Lost it
>>767850186
Game over.
>>767853571
Lost. Better than the original
>>767852098
seems so
>>767848617
LOL. Lost.
>>767854035
10 PRINT "go fuck yourself"
20 GOTO 10
RUN
>>767853144
Fuck, lost.
>>767850330
lost
>>767854159
I remember my first program, calm down kiddo you have a looong way to go
>>767852267
Shut up a 333 is never wasted now he is right and you are wrong
>>767847243
This shitty story is not a meme, and it doesn't deserve to be copypasta either. It's fucking garbage mate.
>>767849795
I like that quite a bit.
>>767852905
What game is that?
>>767854337
>>767854337
newfag detected
>>767854400
on c++ yet ?
>>767854556
Industry standard or not, c++ sucks.
>>767851734
Melissa May
>>767852045
This made me laugh.
>>767849760
You know he enjoys having lunch with a picture of his partner, because she's the only one that ever really knew him and understood him and cared for him in a world that didn't care for either of them. And now that she has gone all that's left is a world full of nigger faggets like you. Come to OZ mate I would tot pull your teeth out with metal cutters cunt
>>767854699
kek
>>767852905
damn lucky dude
>>767854399
Heroes of the Storm, it's actually a good video
>>767848260
Kel, didn't audibly laugh, but did chuckle. Doing my 1,000,000th play through on the Switch I bought my girlfriend for Xmas.
>>767854681
Don't worry it will be obsolete in 10 years
>>767854399
I think it's Heroes of the Storm. But that's just a guess; I have never played it.
>>767854751
why you getting so aggy over the internet, and why the fuck would anyone want to come to oz? the land of fucking bread theifs and jiggaboo sand people
>>767853571
Fuck you
>>767847767
I didn’t laugh to this ... I fapped to it
>>767853515
>christchurch
what a fucking name
>>767854877
>the land of fucking bread theifs and jiggaboo sand people
>>767853938
Well now..... WTF?
>>767854862
I still have to use it if I want a paycheque.
I have such unbelievable paranoia that I think every picture in these threads is about me and the pics are foretelling my fate, usually being turned into an inanimate object
>>767851027
rofl fucking lost.. you bastard
>>767854035
Well that is not how i would have done it but it should word
>>767855097
Remind me to never let you near production code.
>>767851358
That cunt woulda split in half fake news
>>767855120
it's not delivery, it's difloorno
>>767855006
For now, but you gotta admit. Once you master it, makes all the others look like easy mode
>>767847269
0/8
>>767854996
that proves nothing you half breed kangaroo, your people are natural born alcoholics its nothing to boast in the civilised world
>>767854253
Or look like you are giving a blowjob
>>767848240
it's been a copypasta for a while now, my dude
>>767847070
I don't know what's funny about that pic but thanks for pointing me to that chick on the left. I think she's the one that does that funny topless dance in a webm I can't find and another one where she's like a ninja to some star wars character.
>>767847243
Oh look, this copypasta yet again.
>>767854489
Why?
>>767847529
>the game
GOD DAMMIT WILL IT EVER END
>>767850186
Did a turtle get him?
>>767854802
lolol
