Let's play a game, /b/. You get to make one wish. However, the first reply to your comment gets to decide the unforseen consequence.
I wish I could be stop time at will
>>767846376
I want to be immune to legal consequences.
>>767846376
i wish i could understand and fluently speak every language there's nowadays
>>767846376
I wish magic flowed across terra, and was not bound inside mere memes.
>>767846452
Time is stopped, either you also stop or you are blinded, deafened and unable to feel touch as no energy is able to transfer and light does not move.
>>767846452
You also stop light, so it doesn't reach your eye and you're always in absolute darkness
>>767846473
But everyone will give you illegal concequences instead
>>767846524
You can only speak other languages the person you're talking to doesn't understand.
>>767846591
What does this mean?
>>767846527
You aren't allowed to use said magic.
Big boy peepee
i wish that everyone besides me develops taste buds on their asshole
>>767846539
you must be fun at parties
>>767846683
But you can only taste food from now on by shoving it up your own ass.
I wish I could control all of reality.
>>767846473
...but you are no longer protected by the law for anything
>>767846524
...but you lose the ability to understand even basic mathematics
>>767846527
...but black magic and evil spreads on the world as well
>>767846777
Every time you go to sleep you wake up in a reality opposite of the one you created.
>>767846777
but the changes you make have unforseen and chaotic consequences
I wish I had a loving gf
>>767846662
Your wish is granted, but you become a nigger.
>>767846952
...but she has to be your mother
>>767846376
I want mewtwo to be real so I can fuck it.
I wish 4chan would not have trap threads anymore.
>>767846662
but it's not yours
>>767847026
Mewtwo has every STD and none of them can be cured
>>767847026
you lose your genitals
>>767847056
...but another cancer trend replaces trap theads
>>767847056
All trap threads have been replaced with gay scat threads.
>>767847056
you become a trap
>>767847145
Somehow i believe this will come to fruition.
>>767846978
BBC
>>767846593
Good for parties
i wish that this wish wouldn't come true
>>767846903
mildly annoying, I'll just recreate yesterdays reality until Im ready for a new one.
>>767847170
Meh i would make that sacrifice for my /b/ro's, probaly an hero on cam afterwards.
>>767846952
She is chubby, and married to another man whom she loves even more than you.
>>767846628
Vigilante justice and crooked cops ignore your legal immunity
I wish I got dubs
I wish to find someone to conect with,to stop feeling so empty
>>767847371
double dicks
I wish I was dead
>>767847389
you will connect at high speed with someone else who will be lodged inside you making you less empty
I wish i had a nice steak.
>>767847459
Reincarnated into a worse life.
>>767847389
Granted, but you will soon find that you're not equipped to handle a lasting relationship, and will end up sabatoging it and become lonely again.
>>767847517
The steak is made out of human meat
>>767847517
You get no sides or drink to enjoy it with.
>>767847531
You bastard
>>767847517
you get the most prime steak, marinated and seasoned to perfection and served with the greatest chips you could imagine. BUT, the steak is cooked well done.
>>767847224
You are transported to a blank universe to forever contemplate the outcome of your wish
>>767847459
but in a painful way
>>767847517
It will be ruined by the ungodly amount of ketchup that the chef has poured over it
Monkey Paw, I wish for your Freedom.
>>767847633
You monster!
>>767847682
you're transferred into the monkey paw and the monkey paw becomes you.
>>767846376
i wish to be not affected by ageing
>>767847295
What's so bad about chubby?
>>767847788
You remain at your age of 12 forever
I wish to be have one billion dollars, also fuck beyonce. Also alien babies
>>767847788
You lose one chromosome.
>>767846376
I wish I had the ability to manipulate, at will, in any way I want, all atomic constituent parts (protons, electrons, neutrons, etc) within a ten foot radius of me.
>>767846376
I wish i could distinguish when women want me or just wanna be friends...
>>767847855
You wake up the next day as Anthony Burch
>>767847855
Your one billion dollars is in Dogecoin, beyonce has aids, you get taken by the government because of your alien babies
>>767847868
You become horribly irradiated every time you use your power.
>>767847888
None want to be more than friends.
>>767847888
You are overcome with the sad reality every woman you talk to would rather remain friends
I wish Michael Jackson was still alive
>>767847993
he molests you
>>767847993
he comes back and starts a zombie apocalypse
I wish i could poop gold.
>>767848117
you are constipated
>>767848117
The nuggets of gold are razor sharp
>>767848117
you can only eat vegan diet
>>767848117
Every poop gets larger until you die from bleeding.
>>767848117
its molten gold
>>767847962
well better than getting a great friend to ask u date and be totally unprepared to say... no...
>>767846376
I wish for my body to be physically transformed into my ideal dream girl.
>>767848160
>>767848202
youre paralyzed from the neck down
I don't ever want to have to urinate again
>>767848202
Whenever you sneeze, you switch between genders and bodies.
>>767847868
You can only manipulate one particle at a time.
I wish to legitimately obtain one trillion US dollars, and the longevity to pay off all my family's debts along with those of California, Nevada, Puerto Rico and Texas.
>>767848202
every time bathe, your clit doubles in size.
Ok no one can destroy this one
i wish to have the ability to when eat LSD or other Psicadelic's only have the visual's and auditory illusion's passing trough every harm LSD may cause on mental or physical balance... This includes when and when not on the influence of lsd in my human body
>>767848362
You earn it by sucking dick.
>>767848382
no one can understand this one
>>767848382
You always see a midget who has bad one liners which ruin your high.
>>767848488
F U C K...
>>767848382
You see images of your mom naked every time you take any drugs.
>>767848382
>>767848382
LSD and other psychedelics are legalized globally tomorrow and due to the total lenience of the bill, the illegal trade totally disappears. The only stipulation, in fact, is that the substance must be chemically pure save for one ingredient: peanut oil, to which you are now fatally and incurably allergic
I wish my PC components automatically upgraded themselves to the newest and best versions.
>>767848791
They are always broken.
>>767848488
>>767848615
>>767848622
Ok, I wish iwas able to when on 4chan in the roll threads i always run dub's and what lands it turn's into reality at my will...
>>767848900
I wish you could speak english
>>767849029
every time i speak english you learn a new native african language and forget the old one
>>767847868
>>767849029
He still can't write it amy better.
>>767848900
Whatever you are browsing on always crashes when you visit 4chan.
Unlimited pussy from that 1 girl I wanna fuck
>>767848900
>>767849029
i go on a roll thread-> rollerino->get goodies irl-> at my will
I wish I lived in the Marvel Cinematic Universe
>>767846539
That's not a negative consequence, that's just what would happen.
>>767849162
Her vagina has teeth.
>>767849177
But you die
I wish that I could lose 20 pounds of fat.
>>767849189
That's neat
>>767849230
But every time you eat a gram of food you gain a pound
>>767849230
You're addicted to meth
I wish I could straighten myself out and live a happy life
>>767849177
Every time you are saved by a hero, a family member dies of a heart attack
>>767849177
every time you step out of the bed you get fucked by a male DC comic's hero/villain/anti-hero
>>767849293
You live in Sweden...
there's not much to say more than that
I wish I could always have delicious and nutricious food
I wish I could have another pack of notecards
>>767849437
You live in Ethiopia.
>>767849437
As a consequence of living in Venezuela every human being rob's you...
>>767847818
Nothing, just giving full disclosure
>>767849670
The pack you get is dick themed
I wish whoever fucks this wish up for me would take it easy on me
>>767848362
Your vast wealth causes the US dollar to decline. 100 U.S. Dollars now has the buying power of a penny.
>>767849997
We take it easy on you, but you will never get more than minimum wage.
I wish to straight up play with my gfs doo doo to nut.
>>767849162
The pussy literally never stops, and you die of exhaustion, a broken pelvis, and internal bleeding by lunchtime.
>>767849997
every time someone replies to your wish it must have a request and the reply's for that request will be your consequences
basically this everyone who reply s must have a wish and the reply who ruin's it also ruins Ur wish that way im not harsh but the one replying to me will making your punishment even harsher
>I wish i had a Jewish friend
PREPARE UR ANUS
I want to be 6 foot 4
>>767850324
Granted but you will never have a GF.
>>767849673
>>767849680
none of those countries have good food
>>767850476
But how do I play with my gfs doo doo to nut if I don't have a girlfriend? These consequences are shit-tier.
>>767850472
You are 6 foot 4, but your heart is strained and you live in misery.
>>767850472
Granted, but that will be the diameter of your waist.
>>767850398
That Jewish friend is thoughtful, kind, and generous. He ends up introducing you to your future wife, is best man at your wedding, and godfather to your 6 children. He also hires you into a great position at his company, ensuring that you have a high quality of life from income.
>>767850529
i didn't say you get the food from those country's you may live in Venezuela and get sushi but Ambrosia is hungry and steals your food as every human being in Venezuela
>>767850529
They have good food, WHEN they actually have food.
>>767850687
Yeah, I gotta go with this guy, Ethiopian food is great.
>>767850656
Congratulation's i played myself and yourself
I want to gain 40 lb of muscle
>>767850787
All of the muscle is in one leg.
>>767850755
I'm not a fan of their breadish stuff. it tastes tangy, which is wierd and I dont really like it, but it goes well with their spicy food.
>>767850874
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i wish to get a second wish without any concequences to that wish or this wish
>>767850787
Your left leg, and only your left leg, is now HELLA ripped.
I wish to have the ability to manipulate technology by thought alone.
>>767850981
You get buttfucked by a nigger instead
>>767851036
The technology realizes it is being manipulated and cuts you out of its life.
>>767851036
Granted, but a solar storm sends us back to the Stone Age.
>>767851165
The wheel was still technology.
>>767851014
im ok with this
>>767847151
Jokes on you, Andy Sixx log threads.
>>767848900
This one is impossible to ruin:
I wish to be able to walk
If you ruin this you are officially my stalker
>>767851399
You have arthritis in your knees and ankles.
>>767851399
Your mother will die if no one ruins it.
I wish I'd be dead
>>767851769
You come back to life, are forced to live forever with diseases that are incurable.
>>767851399
you are in agonising pain while walking
>>767851625
wrong...
The correct aswer was: http://diferencas.net/wp-dif/docs/perturbacao_desenvolvimento_coordenacao_motora.pdf
You see im able to walk already so the person ruining it must have something bad that i have irl
>>767851625
>>767851768
>>767852171
this time ill win in a different fashion
I wish the person replying to this reply get's the same treatment as he desired to me
>>767852392
You have a gambling problem.
>>767848382
You gain the ability, but can no longer use those drugs nor any others with similar effects.
>>767852543
so as you
Sir, can I have some more?
>>767849230
You lose the fat immediately, along with the leg it's attached to.
I get to meet my hot trap bf IRL
>>767849997
They go easy on you, but it's still worse than anything you can handle.
>>767850324
Only in the presence of her parents, whether they're alive or not.
>>767852741
Yes, but it's poisoned
>>767852392
Granted, but he's both homicidal and suicidal.
>>767852838
the guy/girl you meet, as a dick way bigger than ur asshole making it very unconfortable to have sex and he doesnt like to get his ass fucked
>>767852838
He/she/it is sadistic murderer and you're just another victim
>>767853039
U actually won...
Well best to Molotov those stupid gipsies for not having sold me the rope i sincerely need to live
>>767846376
i wish traps weren't gay
>>767852255
Shut the fuck up. Your logic is retarded and you are painfully unfunny.
>>767852392
Granted but your posts are fucking stupid and sound as though they were written by a 14 year old.
Oh wait, sorry, AND, not but.
>>767853216
They aren't gay, but become more hated than the Nazis for other reasons.
>>767853216
Granted. Traps are not gay, but you are.
>>767853216
Granted, but that means they never post on /b/
I wish I had unlimited power
>>767846376
I wish the sun would go supernova in exactly 15 years.
>>767853884
Granted, but you can only access it a kw/hr/hr
>>767853884
You lack the hardware necessary to make use of that power.
>>767853927
Granted but in a freak quantum incident an identical star from a different galaxy trades places with it fourteen years from now.
>>767853927
Granted, but another star sends the sun flying away and acts as a new star
I wish anime was real
I wish Disney never owned star wars
>>767854290
granted, but they all hate you
>>767854290
Anime becomes real, but they wish to be segregated from regular humans.
>>767854329
its raping time then.
>>767854313
Granted, but it was brought by the American government instead and is now used as pro-American propaganda.
>>767853927
It does, but the Supernova expansion takes over 1000 years to complete. The only tangible effect you see in your lifetime is a 1% upward trend in global temperatures over a 10 year period.
I can make a person of my choice to immidiately feel the stench of a fart. Unbearable stinky stinker
>>767846376
I wish anon's comment didn't effect anyone wish on this thread
>>767854419
But every time you do this, you taste the results.
>>767854419
Granted, but they know it's you.
>>767846376
I wish that no one's wish will have any negative consequences, in anyway.
There. I just sacrificed my only wish so that everyone else can be happy.
i wish the warriors would not make it to the finals
>>767854550
Granted, but all of the events happen as predicted. They just aren’t causally related anymore.
I wish that any girl that i think of appears in front of me in the form of a copy with snap of my finger and they do anything i command, also this power is for life
>>767854590
Granted, but only because the finals are canceled due to the tragic death of every other team.
>>767854550
But seeing as Negative is a subjective term, no wishes can come true, since 100% of them have negative consequences according to someone's viewpoint.
>>767852392
Granted but now you have to give me a hand job.
>>767854734
Sorry, my wish made it so that nothing negative can happen to their wishes. Natural or forced, they are safe. You lose the game
>>767854415
Hey, that's still pretty cool. I get to see a world that knows it is finite.
>>767854792
Granted but everytime you use it your dick will fly off
>>767854590
They do not make it to the finals because the finals are cancelled due to corruption and scandal.
>>767854792
Granted, but they all have horrible body odor that makes them unbearable.
>>767854792
Granted, but you will be mute, and a psychopath cuts off your fingers with a electric carving knife.
>>767854867
well shit
>>767854792
Granted but someone you love dies every time you snap your fingers
>>767854795
Not true, the way I worded it means that someone can wish someone dies, and others are forced to see it as a positive thing. Someone can wish to fart in someone's face and that person would see it as a positive occurance.
I win the game for everyone.
>>767854550
I wish you never wished that
>>767848117
you suffer from extreme pain and bleeding to poop every time
>>767854818
Shut your stupid whore mouth. You win at nothing you underage faggot.
Nothing happens to their wishes but hey horrible things happen to them separately that just so happen to negate their wishes.
Learn semantics retard.
>>767854943
Okay cool.
I wish your mom would die in her sleep tonight.
Bam, you have to see it as positive, faggot
I wish to be a hot smol tiddy goth loli forever
>>767854898
i can deal with that
>>767855065
your mom dies in her sleep tonight
I wish my mother would would finally accept me as her child
>>767848353
hi,To Love Ru fan
>>767854982
Sorry, my wish was made before you wished that wish, so you can't reverse time to undue it. You're wish has no effect.
>>767847403
How is that a downside?
>>767855072
Fat greasy neckbeards fap at you all day every day.
>>767854943
>this fucking teenager saying “I win”
What a faggot.