YLYL high IQ edition
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YLYL high IQ edition
>>767836814
>Yeah but you're clearly a retard?
>>767836814
It's like that so that there's enough room if traffic gets back up
>>767836899
>you're
your
>>767836814
The ramp is there to give more room to slow down coming off of the highway before going into slower traffic. Zero mystery there.
>>767836814
Would've been too steep for lorries, pretty simple really
FUCK NIGGERS
>>767837007
Yeah but you are clearly a retard
>>767836834
I dont' get it
>>767837007
it's actually you're
>>767837012
not a relevant explanation.
>>767837107
>retard
>>767836814
its future proofing for the rail yard to expand and have room.
>>767836996
This
>>767836814
You're fucking retarded my dude
>>767837178
what rail room?
Someone arrived at their destination a whole 3 seconds esrlier... with muddy feet.
>>767836996
This.
Also the grade could have been too steep to allow the road to be full height over the train tracks.
>2 birds one stone
>>767836834
>>767837145
Routing a creek for irrigation
>>767836996
It's actually done to force motorists to slow down to proper speeds for city streets.
>>767837816
>>767837012
vehicles there don't have brakes or what? just slow down. use the brakes. ramp not needed.
>>767837048
>be brainlet
>no understand
did he drop the camera because he wasn't using the safety strap?
>>767837145
if you look closely you see that the bridge is way too high to just build a ramp. you need the extra space for cars to safely slow down.
>why not begin the ramp further behind
because there are trainrails
>>767837777
checked
>>767836814
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>>767836814
It’s a safety feature. The engineers weren’t retarded instead they were planning ahead for retarded drivers that don’t slow down
>>767838792
Why post this unfunny pasta? Just, why?
>>767836814
What is funny here Is that you consider it wrong.
>>767838792
what a lame ass story
get a life
>>767837614
Not much pisses me off in this world except for corners of grass like this. You've got to be a grade A cunt to fuck up a perfect lawn just because you're too lazy to walk round it
>>767836814
Too steep too close to the intersection
>>767839048
High iq edition. Lrn2read. Op is retarded faggot it's satire
>>767836834
>dont cross the streams
>>767837614
A better question is why form those corners in the 1st place?
Everyone takes the shortest route for a destination, so why not make it the "normal path" and remove the right angle one.
>>767837614
>when ur late for breakfy
>>767839289
Easy there, Hank Hill. Most people don't give 2 fucks about lawns.
>>767838269
eat girl. fuck noodles.
>>767836814
My first thought was that it was asking whether a jump is possible
>>767836834
It's almost like water is a resource that has been controlled f all of human history. Baited
>>767836996
Is more to force cars to slow down from Highway speeds before they get to the street. The space for back-ups is just an added plus.
>>767837083
finally a joke i get
>>767837287
he said high IQ, anon
>>767836814
>You're fucking retarded my dude
>>767837145
Yeah this is why cities have to hire a bunch of civil engineers, to prevent retards like you from fucking up town planning.
3 big reasons why that highway ramp is built like that and you're to fucking stupid to even figure out one. LOL!!!!
>>767836814
>high iq
>post shit that is only funny to a fool
nice try retard what is your iq? 10?
>>767839289
Agreed. Reminds me of those pedestrian overpasses with long ramps and switchbacks that make you walk 4 times the distance to cross the road. Would rather dart across the fucking highway thanks. But then I'm not a poor fag, I have a car
>>767837026
I just threw up in my mouth, fuck you asshole mo bestiality
>>767840371
you're the joke. hes laughing at you
>>767836996
it's like that so drifting
>>767836814
You don't want an important road to have a steep slope if you can avoid it, the roundabout allows it to lower altitude slowly before merging to the other road. This way a, say, big ass truck carrying a full load has a long straight stretch to bleed out speed instead of being accelerated by a steep slope.
>>767837048
Wtf am I missing here?
>>767840302
my baby's dick is huge you fucking faggot.
>>767839450
>mfw Peppa is a a gangsta Thug in China
>>767840384
good for you anon. taxi driving is better than stealing bicycles.
>>767838792
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
??
>>767840384
Somebody is actually stupid enough to waste 20 pounds on this..... a few may even do it twice.
>>767840734
It's Copypasta. Don't read too deep into it.
>>767839972
that' a great idea actually
>>767840446
dont you samefag on me dumbass
>>767840610
yea you like to suck bsby dicks thats why you know the diffrence>>767840622
>>767840748
thats why i go with the bike stealing
>>767837026
is that fucking kylo ren fucking a pig?
>>767840911
thats not fun at all
>>767841216
>>767837083
Staying hydrated is good
>>767837048
h-he was holding it so close to the table the recoil smashed the camera in his face?
>>767837255
The filename...
>>767840911
I wanna see the dragon. Nice dubs btw
>>767838269
Is she supposed to be Jesus?
>>767838269
Sauce?
this thread is the unfunniest ylyl ive ever seen and my iq is 148 so fuck everyone in here
>>767836814
This my friend would be a slip road
>>767841593
>rancid swine
gets me every fucking time
>>767839972
Carrefour is fucking hell on earth
Only people with a high iq would truly understand.
>>767841916
>>767841274
>>767836814
Lost
>>767841950
at least you didnt post season 2
>>767836814
Traffic
>>767838792
I'm so pissed I actually decided to read that. Fuck you!
>>767837083
I would love to know the story behind this lol
>>767840567
>Yeah, hi. Do you have any uh, like handicapped dolls?
...
>I mean like any that can't walk?
...
>I know, I mean like if dolls could walk, but this is one in particular that can't.
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>No I don't want to just pretend. I mean I want it to be handicapped when I get it. Like, already in wheelchair.
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>Oh. Well how much extra would that cost?
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>Oh. OK well I guess I can get a wheelchair for it.
>>767841869
What's the joke here?
>>767837048
This never made any sense.
>>767837026
Sauce?
>>767841809
fugg of fgt, your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you dont reply to this reply
>>767836814
It'd be fun to do that incline at 65mph I'm sure.
>>767842180
That's because some faggot blocked her expression with a shitty emoji. She's looking at the photographer (the one who took the picture) with an angry expression.
>>767839199
Wat
>>767842330
sauce
>>767838792
Good pasta v full
>>767841809
this is not yryl
>>767840610
Then it probably isn't yours
>>767841809
nice
>>767840567
i got the black lung, pop
