What do you do if you think a "friend" is stealing
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What do you do if you think a "friend" is stealing weed from you?
I don't want to accuse this person without proof
>>767833529
Replace weed with fake weed
Track the baggie and how ita laid, if it moves its been taken
Wait till you have proof and then call them on it if they are. Speak to other friends see if they think the same thing
>>767833529
Move your weed, tell only them and see if they steal it
Replace with spice
Stop telling people you have weed.
>>767833778
Thing is I've been friends with this guy for years and years.
>start smoke sesh in your room
>Keep computer webcam on
>Leave the room with a big open bag full of weed (an ounce is ideal since their rational is that you have too much)
Once you have your proof
>Buy a bag of $5 grit weed from your local chimp gang(weed with fiber glass sprayed on it)
>From now on only do bowl packs and give him the grit weed
> ~3-5 years later he will die a terrible death of asbestos poisoning
>???
>Profit
>>767833529
kick his ass seabass
>>767833529
put a note in your weed telling them to fuck off...guaranteed no false accusation this way
>>767833529
weigh the weed before you put it away and again when you take it out
OP is paranoid, lay off the devil's lettuce my friend
>>767834092
this, timestap too, have the EXIF data from the photos to support your claim
/thread
>>767833869
fiber glass sprayed on weed? just.. why?
just asking out of curiosity, but that seems bad even on nigger standards
>>767833529
put the weed away in a way which is very exact and particular such as intricately fold the bag in a way they might gloss over it and fold it normally or leave the drawer open a bit but measure how far so you can check it. take pics and remember just how you put things precisely..
>>767833529
It's just fucking weed you fag. Boo hoo my friend riped a .5 of my weed and smoked it without me. Are you that fucking poor? Jesus Christ.
>>767833529
get some sort of fire safe or lock box...they are good to prevent sticky fingers or pilferers not so good for people who would just steal the whole thing though...
>>767834331
fiberglass weighs down the weed so scumbags would do it to get more bang for their shitty crop.
>>767833869
>>767834331
nobody does that...just anti-wed zealots make shit up to scare kids off.
>>767833529
Smoke it all. He can’t steal your weed if you don’t have any.
>>767834441
> letting people steal from you
Look at me guys! I'm so well off that I hang around a bunch of fake ass niggers who steal from me but its ok because i can afoooooooord it!
>>767834512
no they don't
>>767834548
They did it in the 80's a lot actually. Hood weed was garb.
>>767834644
yeah and people give drugs away on halloween
>>767834092
this also write the updated weight on the bag each time so they know you are keeping track.
>>767834512
You'd have to be retarded to not notice that
>>767834698
so whats your point? I'm giving revenge advice not anti-weed propaganda.
>>767834441
it's the principal not the value of the weed you commie fuck.
>>767834707
a thief picks up with a blind eye.
>>767834698
and they lace weed with more expensive drugs to get people hooked!
>>767834644
post proof or realize you are a naive underaged faggot who buys into propaganda from the just say no faggots....
>>767834562
Look man. Like I said it's just weed. Literally a plant you can grow anywhere that is not short in abundance. You're getting upset over some petty ass shit like you're struggling for weed? Really?
I could understand if y'all were dope fiends or so instead cause all the other drugs are def NOT CHEAP. But fucking weed my nigga? C'mon. Just share the MJ. If he's a decent person he will fire up too of his own accord. Also if you're the one hanging out with "fake ass niggas" anyway so I dunno why you're attempting to mock me like iIM the one being "stolen from"
>>767833529
Spike some of your weed with a large dose of JWH-019 and put it someplace where he'd see it. I bet afterwards he'll never steal from you any weed whatsoever.
>>767833529
cum on ur weed
>>767834868
Lol it's the hella old folks from reddit who STILL believe this shit.
>>767833847
buy a quarter? tell them you got a gram etc...
>>767834698
I wish they did it.
>>767834868
>>767834834
>>767834707
>>767834698
>>767834573
you fags act like grit and moldy weed doesn't exist. did you all grow up in legal states where the ganj is perfect? I've had many a time I had to ditch a dealer because he gave me some garbage I wont tolerate.
>Smoke with him
>Say you're gonna go piss and leave the baggy out
>Have a hidden camera
>if he steals from it, then he's your culprit
>>767835132
Wouldn't it just be easier to mix it with CBD weed? Like I don't doubt people do stupid shit like this to add weight, but there's less dickish ways to do that. I bought a big tin can full of CBD weed for $20 and it's legal.
>>767835021
> the hella old folks from reddit who STILL believe this shit.
What subreddits do you read lol? I've never stumbled across such bull on Reddit, maybe I'm subscribed to the wrong subreddits tho.
>>767835290
I used to grow outdoors. one year I had to throw out an entire plant because of white powdery mold knowing I could have easily sold it off to some high school kids who can't spot weed that actually smells like cat piss and explodes white or brown powder when you break the nugs open. People who think everyone who has a baggy and a scale and says they have quality weed are instantly the go to guy. I guess I have higher standards then.
>>767835549
Honestly you can tell if it's good weed by just opening it up and looking at it in good lighting.
Ik what weed looks like, if it doesn't look like what I expect it to, I probably won't smoke it.
>>767835713
that doesn't stop someone from ripping you off though. this is more the case with car deals where you are handed a baggy and he drives away. and as rancid as it smells you don't really notice when you're lighting it up.
>>767835832
Don't do car deals then lmfao. That's asking for trouble.
>>767835871
you right, I just moved to a non-legal state lemme go to my nearest dispensary.
Replace with dried Monk's Hood. If accused gets ill/dies he was stealing your weed.
Alright so the best thing I've heard so far is weighing it.
Once caught, what's the proper way to deal with it?
Not talking chopping off hands, could you be
friends with someone you know stole from you?
>>767835973
Nah, lad. Even if it's illegal you just gotta invite a guy over and do the deal in the secrecy of your own home; make sure you trust the person though.
Or y'know; Dream Market.
>>767834980
this
>>767836078
That depends if he's the type to stop when busted.
To me it's about respect. I can not be friends with someone who does not respect me or cannot be trusted around my shit.
Why would they steal something that's illegal that's like twice the prison time.
>>767835132
That's not fiberglass, bud. You said fiberglass. Keep moving those goal posts, anti-scum.
>>767834331
>Niggers
>Standard
Since when did addict niggers that sell that shit have any standards at all? They could fuck their own mother for another high.
>>767836078
as a friend you have 2 options. You can confront him about it for being a lowlife mooch, or you can just get some better friends and not talk to him anymore. Keep in mind that people steal because they are used to getting away with it. I grew up in an Italian household and that rationale doesn't fly whatsoever (something something respect and don't steal from friends or family). So confront him, if he makes a big deal out of it (or worse, denies it and blows you off), then i'm sorry pal but your buddy has grown to be a real doody and you're just going to have to deal with it.
>>767836640
I knew a nigger who made crack in the kitchen sink of an abandoned apartment complex.
:D
>>767836496
you're silly to think that people can't and won't do funny things to your drugs. I hope Tyrone slips you a roofie and moves his goal post through your butthole.
>>767836846
Typical drug addict regardless of colour. They are subhuman, parasites at the bottom of society.
>>767834922
Weak ass beta people who think like you need to kill yourselves immediately. Literally breeding toxicity and making excuses for it.
>>767838536
How is he being toxic?
I've had friends like this before who I'm not friends with anymore and I'm much better off.
Your gut instinct is likely correct. If you buy weed enough, you get used to your sacks and how they run out. You're detected that you're getting pinched.
If he's the person you can't trust to just talk about it, you need to set up a "decoy" bag that is not obvious but where he finds it. You need to put some weed in there that you expect to get stolen if he sees it. If it's gone immediately confront.
>>767833529
Go up to said person and say
>Dude, I’m not mad or anything but, are you taking weed? I mean, if you are, you can just stop and ask me. It’s just weed man, no one cares.
>>767838712
He's literally using wook hippie bullshit to justify taking other people's weed and you to not get mad at others for taking your weed. He says weed is not expensive, but it is. Even if it wasn't, it costs money. You don't run around sticking your hands in people's bullshit like some entitled fuck and don't drop money. A gram is a gram, you smoke it you put money down.
mix in saliva with your weed and then let him steal it. put your good weed somewhere else. After entering sally space he will be to scared to try it again
>>767838848
he's also saying you should ignore a "friend" sneaking around taking your own stuff that you own cause "weed is weed man". retarded ass logic.
>>767834922
Its just weeeeed my dude. far out
He might care about you
He might love you
He might hate you
He might be using you
He might be stealing your weed
Who cares? just share the weeeeeeeeeeeed?
I don't care too much for money
money can't buy me love
cant buy me looooooooooooooooove
>>767838977
That's fucking evil and would work too lol
>>767833695
This
>>767838977
do you mean salvia ass wipe?
>>767839137
it's not really evil since he's a thief and deserves that kind of punishment for stealing.
the entire time he was tripping if i saw him i'd ask "WHERE'S MY $100? WHERE'S MY $100?"
>>767837074
dude neil degrasse tyson really had some hard nights
OP: just tell this guy you think someone would steal your weed and see how he reacts.
A rat. Beat him.
>>767839269
That's funny as fuck. Trip him the fuck out against his will and show his thieving ass.
>>767839092
hahahahahahahaha
>>767838977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H739XbfV8aU
>>767839163
As someone who’s had this done to them, trust me, this will work. Although I didn’t steal anything, my friends are just assholes.
>>767833529
Boi, we did weed in bed, put the weed away on the table next to the bed, next morning I wake up, weed is gone. Walk downstairs, there it is, it seems like it was less than what was left yesterday evening. I say it seems like it's way less than I remembered it to be. She's all like "yeah, I have that too sometimes". I'm thinking she stole some.
>>767834331
just for weight increase. But very rare. You really need to be a big idiot to buy that weed. Same for grit (sand weed)
>>767834922
yeah and if i'm taking the time, money, effort, and risk growing it you're paying for every penny you take of it LOL fucking hippie communists
>>767838536
Talking about "breeding toxicity" and simultaneously telling someone to kill themselves? That is sad, anon.
>>767836640
>>767833529
Get a small little safe and put in in there.
Easy as that.
No one would use “fiberglass” nowadays when PGR’s are available everywhere. Adds weight, and toxic.
Double whammy
> give pgr bud to friend
> years later
> ED
>>767833529
Don't let them pack with your shit, if you give em bowls pack them yourself.
If it's like a room mate, a sibling's friend, or someone thats over a lot just move your stash somewhere more private where they would have to move a bunch of shit around to get to it thus giving you plenty of suspicion to call them out for rifling through your stuff.
>>767839974
yes if you're this stupid and allow toxicity to breed because of your hippie nice guy tendencies you need to do the world a favor and off yourself immediately.
>>767833529
I would make up a stash and put some teflon in it and make sure not to smoke any yourself. If it goes missing the smoker will suffer from polymer fume fever which will give severe chest pains with on/off fever and chills. They will feel like shit for about 24 hours then slowly recover. Make sure if you know who did it that you don't use the same pipe or bong that they used because it will give the same effect for quite a while. If the weed never gets stolen then you are out some weed.
>>767833529
Stop fucking smoking weed with them or keep that shit in your pocket.
>>767840328
I'm not the guy you were responding to, but telling someone to kill themselves is, in fact, breeding toxicity. Do the world a favor yourself, and never post again.
>>767840977
> it's toxic to say kys on /b/
damn I think we all just collectively chugged a gallon of soy with your chain of posts. but you must be new so expect ridicule.
>>767840977
>crying over someone telling a wook to kys over them justifying stealing weed
you're probably lame as well
>>767833529
hold on anon, we'll be right there
>>767840977
kys
>>767840977
i'm sorry anon
i didn't realize that this is your safe place
>>767841493
SAFE PLACES = MORE ADVERTISERS = MORE $$$$
>>767841532
Throw hands on a bitch. Tough love!
>>767833695
this op, some strong shit from a smoke shop, hell even grind up some Salvia so they really trip out and regret it
Fuck him up and while he's in shock if the ass whopping ask him to tell the truth oir your going to continue. If he didn't take it apologize and give him some weed. You can also get him super high so he can confess or slip while you ask him if he took it.
>>767842439
Sauce on pic?
>>767833529
Break his legs just in case, you can drink my beer, you can fuck my woman but touch my weed and say hello to Mr chainsaw
