What would you pick?
If the box has been opened, you cannot pick one of the first three.
Will open in ~30 ish posts.
>>767831719
Mystery box.
>>767831719
Portal gun for me
>>767831719
portal gun duh
portal gun
>>767831719
THE BOX!
GIVE ME THE BOX!
Mystery box plox
Portal gun why the fuck would anyone want anything else lol wit am I going to do with a Pokémon if I'm the only one that has one, would get old quick. And codkiddies defeat their ownselves once they turn into either faggits, Chads, or normal dweebos no one would pick that except your mom because every codkiddie's had her
>portal gun 100%
having a pokemon is cool n all but that requires so much effort
who the fuck wants to be able to do some old call of duty meme?
>>767831719
is it allowed to make the pokemon to give me the D?
>>767831719
Portal gun. but I really really want to know what's in the mystery box so reveal soon plz
Pokemon, I would choose charmander and have a little adventure raising it into a charizard. Then I would fly around and rob banks by killing everyone in my way with a flamethrower. Or I can just choose celebi send me back in time to buy bitcoin and other things then profit.
Pokemon and id get that one plant pokemon that looks like a chick and fuck her constantly
>>767831719
portal gun is too powerful
I pick the portal gun & boots
portal gun
>>767832475
yes!
>>767832665
wut
>>767832784
i think he means roserade
>>767831719
Portal gun
Angryfags who chose to eradicate call of duty and think that this will in any way change the natural behaviour of children have already lost. Also, the game itself isn't that bad for a quick fun shootoff with friends.
Childfags who find fun in being the only pokemon trainer on the planet and not having any other trainer to battle it out with are braindead. Only pokebox fags need this kind of shit for their fetishes.
I'm not falling for the mistery box one OP, it's probably just an X-change permapill.
>>767832779
the first option just got a lot better
>>767833147
also unless you want the same portal used a lot alakazam is a better choice
>>767832475
Of course!
>>767832665
This guy gets it
Fuck it!
Revealing the box!
>>767831719
give me the magic barret
>>767831719
Yeah the portal gun 100%.
Can't shoot what you can't portal. Also fuck Pokemon. It's been dead to me since they started introducing chairs,ice cream and FUCKING SAND as actual Pokemon.
>>767833553
so wait if it contains all the other previous options together does that mean you get an extra box in addition to the portal gun and a pokemon?
and that box gives you another box portal gun and pokemon?
>>767831719
portal gun
>>767833657
If you picked the mystery box, you get to chose which one you want in this one.
>>767833749
yes but "all the previous options" includes the mystery box
in addition to the additional mystery box that is inside
>>767833553
Fucking retarded just gimme my portal gun and get the fuck outta my face. Take that other shit with you too. Trash ass options.
>>767833657
go back to bed
ez
portal gun
no regerts
mystery box=a samus suit that instantly crushes you to death the moment you try to use morph ball tech
>>767833923
you are not my dad
>>767833923
lmao why these tits got 5 o'clock shadow?
>>767833989
or am I ?
>>767831719
portal gun
portal gun wont die in 15 years
>>767833305
Who says you fucking alakhazam will even follow your fucking orders? I don't need a portal gun that constantly judges my choices and can die if a nigger shoots it in the waist, I want one that's reliable and handy, not a yellow jumping burden.
>>767831719
I go for the mistery box.
>>767831719
fuck all that shit. portal gun and anti fall boots or sure. im not even a portal fan at all.
>>767834192
does this look like the face of somebody who would betray you
>>767834438
no
but it sure as hell looks like someone who would rape me after putting something in my drink when im not looking
>>767833553
box
>>767834789
/b/
>>767834789
Box A
box a
>>767834789
Box b
Pokemon easily. me and my nigga Growlithe gonna burn all the niggers.
/b/ox
>>767834789
trick question
these are shrodingers boxes
box a both contains box b and no box simultaneously
while box b contains both box a and nothing simultaneously so opening either box will only lead to finding out whether or not you opened the other box which will lead you to find out whether or not you opened the original box in the first place and so on so forth in an endless loop until you are found dead in an alley surrounded by soggy cardboard and dozens of used condoms filled with the semen of several homeless men.
>>767you gonna burn growlithe first or last
>>767831719
Fuck the mystery box, I want the goddamn portal gun.
>>767835366
A fag here, Chest please.
>>767835366
I'll take the chest
>>767833989
i m ur dad go to bed san
>>767835366
Chest
>>767834137
Harder to fuck though.
>>767835366
Chest of wonders
>>767835366
I'll rape everyone if the chest doesn't have gay porn. >>767835452
Including you and>>767835416
>>767835018
You understand Schrödinger's cat to the same extent that you understand the clitoris.
>>767834438
Whatever fucking face it looks like, pokemon all have a mind, have principles, morals, values, if I do something which goes completely against those they won't cooperate. Do you really think my fucking pokemon is gonna like it when I organize a rape orgy of it's own kind just for me? When I murder twenty people and then fuck off to nebraska using the teleportation powers?
>>767835759
I'll slather my dick with rare candy then, she's gotta get them gains somehow might as well be off my pole.
>>767834789
trick question
these are schroedingers boxes
it doesn't matter which one we chose, Op will just put a picked out item in the one we choose, and put a picked out one in the other box, regardless if they're A or B
>>767835852
See, just what I said, if you're not a boxfag then you don't choose pokemon, because it's retarded. But if you are a pokebox, then pokemon choice is just right for you.
>>767835910
>See, just what I said, if you're not a boxfag then you don't choose pokemon, because it's retarded.
What do you have against me and my wife, Gardevoir?
>>767836088
Nothing, you're obviously into pokebox dude, which is why pokemon is the exact perfect choice for you, but I just think there's no point in choosing anything else but the portal gun as long as you dont wish to fuck pokemen.
>>767836416
What are you going to do with a Portal gun, anon?
>>767836454
Fuck himself in the ass obviously, how is that even a question ?
>>767836416
>he doesn't want a literal god at his beck and call
I mean yeah, you COULD fuck it too, but aren't you missing the bigger picture here?
>>767835366
Chest. This better be the last one.
>>767836487
I'm a doctor of physics and I've proven that that wouldn't work. Every time you thrust forward to penetrate your own ass, your ass would move forward as a result of the aforementioned thrust. We've tried to rectify the issue but so far the solution has eluded us. Doctor.
If I chose the first mystery box and it contains all these other boxes, wouldn't I be getting all the proceeding boxes?
>>767836630
>rectify
>>767836694
Please this is serious.
>>767836754
I am assolutely serious.
>>767836793
Then you understand that we need to get to the bottom of this.
>>767836831
Indeed. We must pay utmost attention to every detail. We must, dare I say, be anal about it.
>>767836454
I would do whatever the fuck I want?
That's none of your fucking business you informationalist cunt.
>>767836487
Yeah I could fuck myself in the ass, I didn't even consider it, but now that I'm thinking about it, hell yeah I would!
>>767836500
You are too naive, no guarantee that pokemon hear to your demand. Additionally, I'd prefer literally being the god by owning a portal device, thanks.
>>767836630
I'm going to be a physics teacher and if you had actually thought about that for a second you would know that, given the rules stated above already, I could just take a book hardcover, shoot a portal onto it and another one below my naked ass, and move the portal onto my dick and back, I don't need to thrust, I can just ride myself using the mobile portal.
>>767836895
I Assume you will find the answer.
>>767836895
I've even suffered jokes from co-workers. We've had civil disagreements in the past, but cheek?
>>767836941
but then you'd be gay
checkmate
post the fucking chest contents and stfu
>>767837182
Blackbox
>>767837120
I'd be a gay god, I wouldn't give for a fuck what the portal gun lacking people of earth think of my sexual orientation.
>>767831719
but pakimon start at lvel 5
>>767837182
this thread in a nutshell
>do you chose choice, choice or choice?
>or do you choose to reroll the choices?
>>767837182
shit just got boring
I'm out
>>767837250
"Gaze upon our Lord, o sinners, as he fucks himself up the ass with a book."
>>767837182
Black Box
>>767837272
Not if they come from an egg, dickhead.
>>767837319
yes cpt obvious thank you for your explication.
>>767836941
>literally being the god by owning a portal device
Such limited vision.
>>767831719
>Pick Arceus
>Control the whole fucking world
>Fuck his tight, girly ass whenever I want
Who would pick a pokemon over a dumb ass portal gun.
>>767831719
The cod one
Fuck everyone that loved that game and all games like it
>>767837182
Fuck it. I'll take my chances with the maw.
>>767831719
pokemon.. that was easy op
>>767837366
How can you choose a pokemon eg? they all look the same
>>767833532
thats a psychic type, not grass
>>767831719
portal gun nibba
>>767837483
Given an eternity, you could probably coax a blowjob out of the feminist. Or do you like teeth?
>>767837566
You don't choose an egg you idiot what the fuck is wrong with you
>>767831719
>He was behind..
Choose box
>inside box there's another box
box
>more boxes
give box
>more boxes
Honestly just make the last box so that you are forced to open boxes for the rest of eternity
>>767837576
You are actually so fucking late to this thread. Try again.
Last box better just be a cardboard box
>>767837625
so how can u choose it at lvl1, you're not amking senze
THICC BLACC BOXX
>>767837729
Can I fuck the flesh box?
Mystery box
>>767837729
Easiest flesh-box of my life. Gimmie.
>Flesh Box
I-I Stick My Dick In It.
>>767837806
yes, yes you can.
FLESH BOX GIMME GIMME
>>767837750
The pokmanz are level one, and you pick one. You are the one who is not making senze.
>Screams of Pure Agony
More like pure pleasure
>>767837729
I will take the flesh box.
>>767837729
Yo that big black obelisk can get a piece of my flesh box.
>>767837876
First time with a flesh box, huh kid?
Yer mum can fit the obelisk in your arse
>>767835018
That's not what shrodinger's means
>>767838054
no shit
>>767837847
But pokemon start at lv5. and if u get it at lv1 trhen you're get an egg. so you're makeing no sense. Too Shay
final mystery box contains a pack of socks you got for christmas years ago that got left in the back of your closet and forgotten
>>767838119
i fukcing hate you
I'm going with the portal gun, 'cause I hate driving enough to regularly utilize it.
>Can't have pokemon fight other pokemon if it's exclusive to me, so it stays at level 1 forever
>Don't want to be responsible for anyone's death for such mundane reason.
>>767838165
Jesus Christ has this whole thing been a Half Life 3 joke?
>Be Me
>Find some guy offering four options
>See mystery box
>pick mystery box
>box has another box
>keep picking boxes
>Eventually find gaben
>Gaben or box fetish
>Must decide.
>Wait...
>Saving gaben doesn't mean hl3
>Plunge into the box!
>>767837729
I'll take the wish. "I wish for my ideal dream girl to be real and to be with me for the rest of our long, happy, and healthy lives together".
This is becoming quite silly.
