What's the most foolproof way to commit suicide? I've
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What's the most foolproof way to commit suicide? I've heard it's a shotgun to the temple had like a 95% success rate. What shotgun and shells should i use?
>>767831114
Hey anon, why do you feel that way?
>>767831114
life is worth living, don't kill yourself
>>767831114
Don't do it. Go see a doctor.
>>767831114
don't do it.
>>767831206
Spend 35 years in a cult, realize it's all a lie but your life is half over and you have no idea how to be a normal human being. Easier to just end it and realize your life was a waste.
life has 100% success rate of dying, try that instead
>>767831388
Not worth the effort
>>767831353
What cult?
>>767831339>>767831349
Listen up you mega fags. There hasn't been any actual op suicide since 2012. ABSOLUTELY ALL THESE SUICIDE THREADS ARE MADE BY ATTENTION WHORES.
>>767831114
shotgun? two words for you, kid, "Stephen Snedker".
dude listened to Ozzy Osbourne songs so much he got depressed and tried to shoot himself in the head. he missed and removed most of his face. he was left with a flap of skin where his mouth and nose were.
>>767831114
nah, not the temple, you can blast away practically 100% of the cerebral hemispheres, but if the cerebellum and medulla are undamaged, life sustaining functionalyity is maintained.
barrel in mouth, aim for the joint of the neck and cranium
>>767831798
Yeah, that dumbass put the gun under his chin like a retarded. Point that shit square at your brain and I guarantee you won't fuck it up.
>>767831353
What kind of cult were you a part of?
Either way, you're wrong by saying its a waste. You might feel that way right now because what happened to you is emotional, but it gets better. We all go through shit in our lives, but we have to push forward.
You do have things worth living for, there are things that makes you happy. Things like taking a nap, watching tv, whatever it might be its better than being permanently dead. Enjoy life my friend. Things are better than they seem.
>>767831922
Thanks that's what I needed to know. Stats like like shotguns to the head are 99% success rate and painless.
>>767831508
We had a suicide livestreamed a couple of months ago you newfag.
>>767831928
where would you point it, precisely? at the frontal lobes, to extinguish your sense of self, or the backbrain, to eliminate the channel where the pain signals come up?
i guess it would be ideal if you had two shotguns, one pointed at your forehead and aimed down at about 10 degrees from horizontal, and a second aimed level at the back of your head. get both parts of the brain at the same time.
yeah, take that, brain! you think you're so smart!
>>767831114
Shot gun slug or buckshot. Put it on the floor and aim upwards. It will be very quick and painless. You probably won't be able to hold a shotgun sideways for a temple shot.
>>767831114
Shotgun to the head isn't the most foolproof, but it is the method with the lowest reported rate of suffering.
>>767832036
Godspeed anon. I wish I had the guts to pull the trigger myself.
>>767831353
Scientology, safe
>>767831473
>>767831944
Christianity :/
>>767832125
are there a lot of reports of suffering from successful suicides?
>>767832125
How is removing your entire brain not foolproof? Have you ever fired a shotgun? It will decimate everything. Watch that webm posted above.
Pretty much any round behind the top of the ear. Less messy way, go look up the Final Exit Retirement Home bit that got in the news a number of years back.
Laying your neck on the railroad track as a train approaches is 100% effective, quick and free.
>>767832213
a cult is a religion without an army. i don't think the Catlicks can be categorised as such.
anyway, OP, nitrogen narcosis is easy to do. cylinder of nitrogen, small enclosed room like a toilet, tape up the windows, leave a gap under the door.. open the cylinder, the nitrogen displaces the oxygen and CO2 in the room out under the door, good night irene.
the distress from suffocation comes from an excess of CO2, not a lack of oxygen. youtube, Dr Jonathan Miller, "The Body In Question", an episode called "Breathless", the last three minutes - he almost suffocates himself on camera.
>>767832234
>How is removing your entire brain not foolproof?
if.. he.. MISSES.
>>767831114
instead of using a loud as fuck shotgun, try pic related op
>>767831473
Jehovah's witness
>>767831473
My Little Pony Fanclub
>>767832213
Yeah, but if the feeling was real, it wasn't a lie.
>>767832442
This seems like a good one too. I'll have to decide.
find whatever you need here
http://fringe.davesource.com/Fringe/Information/Suicide_FAQ.html
>>767832234
because this
>>767831922
>>767832602
*sigh* Just remember, someone is gonna have to clean up your corpse, and if they find your body, they'll have to bury it, and lemme tell you what, funerals are fucking expensive (coffins alone are thousands of dollars). If you really are set on doing it, do it out somewhere in the middle of the wilderness, where you can decay into dust without traumatizing some poor bastard who happens upon you.
>>767832213
>>767832443
So many people believe in that, you're normal, Anon.
You're a strong human being, this isn't something that should keep you down. You're just in a confused state of mind right now due to all the emotions and chemicals in your brain tricking you into believing that things are worse than they actually are. You're fine. Get better and enjoy your life.
>>767832442
helium is a pretty small atom - it's so small it can easily diffuse through rubber, which is why helium balloons deflate after a couple of hours.
using helium means your breathing system has to be particularly hermetic.
nitrogen is a little better, but the ideal gas to use would be the largest atom - which would be Argon. it's non-toxic and is used in welding, so it's commercially available.
>>767832800
that's why you shove a couple of fifties between your butt-cheeks - kind of a tip to whoever has to deal with your corpse.
>>767832562
Yes sure I will remember to look for exactly that using my brainoscope while aiming my shoot.
>>767832101
Lol might as well blow yourself up with a grenade or something then. Do it like how>>767831922
Said
>>767831114
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods
>>767832048
Didn't originate from a /b/ thread you double nigger. I was there for that.
>>767833108
It was still an OP suicide you tri-state nigger. Go hank yourself.
>>767832800
>Implying a random outdoorsman won't happen upon your corpse anyway.
>>767831114
>95% success rate
kek
>>767833181
Wrong again you giga retard. Like I said. It didn't originate from /b/ once again proving muy statement correct. There hasn't been a REAL scuicide that occurred from op starting a thread here in years. They are all just attention whoring larpers here.
>>767831114
Either buck or slug
>>767833386
You never said the threads have to be from /B/ until after I made my post, niggerfaggot.
>>767831114
Make it easy, get some powerful barbiturates and high proof liquor, drink it, and go have an endless sleep. As you pass out, you'll suffocate and die, but you'll be too high and drunk to notice. Or go buy some fentanyl laced drugs and OD on that, it's greatly easy to OD on fentanyl.
>>767833490
Nigga...
>>767831508
My first post is literally talking about the threads here!
Open your chinky ass eyes you garbanzo bean ass nigga. Jesus Christ
>>767833761
Tell me exactly where you said /b/ threads you mongoloid.
>>767833837
>Grabs your head and slams it against the screen
>>767833761
It's right fucking there click the comment I linked! HOLY FUCK
>>767831508
>Listen up you mega fags. There hasn't been any actual op suicide since 2012. ABSOLUTELY ALL THESE SUICIDE THREADS ARE MADE BY ATTENTION WHORES.
>>767834003
I see no mention of any specific boards anywhere on that post. How retarded are you?
