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Do you have a bigger dick then the anon from the other day?

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Do you have a bigger dick then the anon from the other day?
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>>767827964
Yes :(
>tfw you don't have a cute little dick
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bruh my cat is rockin a bigger schlong
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Yes
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>>767827964
I want to fuck him. Any more pics?
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So are you planning on continuing to post this in the hope that anon shows up and posts more pics, or...? (Because that's probably the cutest dick ever.)
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>>767827964
There's no way. This is the guy fucking up the average.
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>>767828134
We got just a couple before he left.
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>>767827964
Holy fuck I fucking know him
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>>767828228
I am going to continue posting this until cute dicklet anon comes back.
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>>767828046
post pics
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>>767828310
Oh my god this faggot works in the it department at charter
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>>767828310
Tell him to cum back
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>>767827964
>I found who was behind of it..
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>>767828388
I am litteraly about to send this to everyone this is the funniest thing I have ever seen
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>>767828134
And this was all that he posted :(
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Fuck I'm about to get reported to hr but this is to good not to do
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>>767827964
This is honestly pretty fucking funny.

What does a girl do when she sees that penis for the first time?
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>>767828310
Do you really?
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>>767828590
If she’s not a whore, what difference should it make? Maybe it’s just right for her small pussy.
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>>767828968
Hahaha yeah that’s not how it works....
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>>767828427
I’d love to put my dick inside those perfect cheeks
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>>767828968
All pussies are around 4 inches when not aroused. They can expand to a certain extent but there is a minimum requirement, my guy.
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>>767828968
Lol found another small dick, believe me, no girl is going to be happy to see that, vagina size isn’t determined by how many guys you’ve been with, moron
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>>767829195
At least she might be more open to trying anal with that little thing though. So maybe all hope isn’t lost for him.

That is unless he’s gay? Then he could be content for the rest of his life.
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>>767829313
>That is unless he’s gay? Then he could be content for the rest of his life.
Only if he's bottom
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>>767829313
He said that he liked butt stuff but he was completely straight.
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>>767828388
What is wrong with his piss hole?
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>>767829476
Looks like a circumcision injury, meatal stenosis is a common complication from getting cut
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>>767828968
That isn’t how that works.
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>>767829749
Does that explain his small cock?
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>>767829903
Yeah, the jew doctor was new and he started snipping at the 4 inch mark, rookie movie.
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I really want to suck his dick.
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>>767830222
Imagine how easy that would be

>his two incher fits entirely into your mouth
>don’t have to worry about gagging
>can play with his delicious ass at the same time
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>>767828022
Why would you want to have a small penis like that?
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>>767830222
>>767830376
I want to suck him too and make him feel good :)
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>>767829313
As long as he isn’t a total dick, most women wouldn’t care as long as he was good at eating them out. I know a lot of ladies that prefer having partners with smaller cocks because they are less likely to be all macho and controlling.
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>>767827964
no
im also a top which is why I’m alone
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yes.

wwyd do this cock?
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>>767828427
I hope he comes back. I would love to meet him.
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>>767828532
What ended up happening?
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>>767830821
I don't think I can explain that, it's just every time I see a smaller dick I think how hot I looks and that I would like to have one like that...
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>>767830969
>Going through so many miles of dick that you actually have an opinion on this
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>>767831565
Well.. I have had a variety of small, average, and large. The small guys always were the sweetest in bed and the most focused on satisfying me.
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>>767828315
I wonder how big his dad is
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>>767832044
Is dick size inherited?
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>mfw my dick is smaller.
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>>767832495
Post it pls
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>>767832361
Genetics definitely has a role... Not sure how much the paternal genes contribute alone though. Baby dick bro needs to come back and answer these questions
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>>767828388
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Fast fwd a few yrs and he will have converted to a trap.
Cute lil baby-dick will be flopping around while he’s getting his boi-pussy rammed full of big cock.
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>>767831828
>I have had a variety of small, average, and large.
Option 1 you're gay
Option 2 you're a girl, if so you know the rules
pic related
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tfw suicidal depression because of small dick

I’m on so many anti depressants this thread makes my skin feel fuzzy
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Fuck,yeah....just over 9’..& i thought i was small/had problems!..seems not!
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>>767833381
Not that big a deal dude girls don't have dicks at all yet lesbians exist

Also pics
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>>767833534
it is and has been
personal circumstances

implying I’d ever take a fuckin picture man
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>>767833664
Well you were with size Queens then, what can you do

Why no pics Anon
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>>767833224
That sucks, hope you can get over it and start enjoying your dick
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>>767833136
Why would he become a trap?
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>>767833889
>size queens
people who enjoy penises that are actually appropriately sized for what they are going inside deserve a better name.
yea one of them straight up laughed but the others admitted there wasn’t much feeling


shame
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>>767833892
bitch rules are rules now gtfo
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>>767834123
Keep looking, you'll find someone eventually who won't dismiss you just cause of your dick
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This >>767833892 was meant as answer to this >>767833381
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>>767834372
the first half dozen times made me lose interest and happiness so I don’t try anymore

I don’t try anymore and I’m still somehow going to a girls house in a week to stay with her as she’s just moved in so I’ll come up with some good reasons to sleep on the couch

I should add I’m not complaining, I’m more frustrated I’m a total fail and can’t an hero properly the one time I had the guts to go through with it
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>>767834551
The fact that you've even had that many girls in your life means you're better off than most of the fags here that never even get a chance to take out their dick. At least you have game
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