YLYL nigger edition
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YLYL nigger edition
>>767813735
>he only 3
the parrot or the kid?
>>767813735
Someone needs to beat these kids' asses, shit's getting out of hand.
>>767813735
Put the kid in the freezer for awhile. The last thing we need is another fuckin' serial killer psycho, killing people in the future.
>>767814167
>>767814181
>>767814167
>>767813735
Do you honestly believe a 3 year old grabbed the parrot, stuffed it into the bag where the parrot just lay their perfectly still, didn't struggle or attack to claw it's way out. Then the 3 ear old placed this in the freezer and the entire time the bird just lay their waiting to freeze.
You're fucking idiots.
>>767813735
strait to the psyche ward, or drown the little shit. make the world a better place. family suiced sound even better
>>767814458
maybe he clubed it - like bam-bam
>>767814458
Proly killed the fuckin' bird with a broom. Then put it in the freezer to get a fucked up reaction from his father.
I stand by my comment >>767814181
>>767814495
>niggers lying on facebook
>a 3 year old clubbed a parrot and froze it
It's not tough.
>>767814564
>father...
kek
>>767814564
What sort of fantasy world do you live in?
So this parrot just sits there while a 3 year old is swinging a broom at it? The parents don't hear the kid? Or the parrot squarking?
>>767814626
Well now we know why they leave!
>>767814652
>>What sort of fantasy world do you live in?
So this parrot just sits there while a 3 year old is swinging a broom at it?
>>yup, tame birds are different from wild birds.
The parents don't hear the kid? Or the parrot squarking?
>>parents would have to be home in order to hear anything.
>>767814652
3y old kids have retard strength
>>767814827
>yup, tame birds are different from wild birds.
Are you that fucking stupid that you think a pet bird will just sit there if you attack it
parents would have to be home in order to hear anything.
Not sure if you're trying to be funny because they're black but the kid is 3 and the mother sent him to bed so obviously she's in the same house as him
Why are you so desperately trying to find some truth in this lie?
Birds, fuckem'
>>767814827
i have a parrot. hes feisty as fuck and a real asshole. will bite anyone that isnt me. its pretty funny. i dont let anyone touch him without me covering his head. hes a real faggot
>>767814307
nigger? that's latina women son. niggers love cheetah print
>>767814934
why are you so desperately taking the bait?
>>767814934
Dude stop trying to reason with these people, they are literally retarded.
>>767814934
is new here
>>767814934
Pet birds will sit on your finger. Easy to surprise kill them. Stop being a retard.
Birds are yummy
>>767814593
lost
At least it wasn't a black bird.
>>767814934
>Not sure if you're trying to be funny
What does YLYL stand for?
>>767813735
>>767813735
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>>767815649
>>Since BLM doesn't under stand our movement
Her kids are home alone killing the pets, and putting them in the freezer.
>>767814495
>clubed it
>>767815639
>>767815635
Lol thats halarious. I had a similar thing happen to me where my sister started dating this total meat head. I knew as soon as i saw him he was not right for my sister. Suprise, suprise a year later they broke up.
>>767815903
Lol, you're autistic
>>767816370
it's a copypasta, dude
>>767813735
https://youtu.be/gyaG4oUYtaA
>>767814458
Have less autism dude.
>>767814458
Stop bitching about jokes you cuck
>>767815635
I see this trash story posted all the time. Its not funny.
>>767817467
White knight turned into black criminal.
>>767816370
A fucking year?! TOP FUCKING KEK, bet he fucking destroyed that pussy all over the place!
Lol the actual video of what OP posted is on YouTube . https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CVOz4NVv0pY
>>767818106
Shilling his shitty youtube videos
>>767818106
Hes trying to get views for his gay faggot band. I just gave it a dislike because hes trying to shill in every thread.
>>767814073
thank god for the arrows pointing to the circled comment, i didn't know where to look!
>>767818175
So it really was a documentary
>>767817203
Even unconsciously it's lured to the bike.
>>767815426
It was still a bird of color
>>767813735
bullshit
>>767818469
kek
>>767815895
Fukkin lord, the ratchet strength is real, is that a +2 weave she got equipped or what?
>>767815494
You love, you lose, post cute girls
>>767815649
just stop running, why is that so hard?
>>767816457
Explains why he can spell clubbed.
>>767816746
Obviously fake. There’s no way that shirt would be that clean
>>767818953
plus buildings and not mud huts.
>>767814046
we will never know
>>767818641
look mum, what a weird dog
>>767814458
I interpreted it as the bird was 3, not the child.
>>767815635
Wow, your dad must be a fucking prophet. There's no way anybody could predict that a relationship between 16 year olds might not last. Like, holy shit, that never happens.
>>767820153
>responding to copypasta
>>767819733
Nice
>>767818262
racist escalator, opressing blacks and helping whites
>>767821499
its not an escalator dumbfuck, its horizontal its called a people mover. you as dumb as that fuckin ape
>>767817997
Goddamn son.
>>767814458
Black magic
dudes that pic (minus the social media post) has been around since at least 2010 even if it weren't laughably obvious that a 3yrold isn't going to pull that off the age of the pic is years older than the marked date on the post
>>767818262
White privilege
>>767815895
whenever i see this gif i think of the cave troll scene in fellowship of the ring...axes and arrows being shot at it, and its swinging a giant club.
>>767818273
moar liek dis
>>767815635
Typical amerifag father over protective of his daughter.
Probably has child porn on his computer
>>767821610
>its
>you as dumb as
Okay, buddy
>>767823487
>>767818175
bull SHIT.
I have personal stories about this.
There was a black woman named Yolanda who was hired as a database engineer where I work because of affirmative action / EEOC.
She's 45 and had worked part-time at McDonald's for almost 20 years. Her first day she said "I don't even have a computer at home!"
Customer data literally got overwritten by gangsta rap lyrics. They ended up sandboxing her into a place where she could no longer touch production, and are still paying her $78k a year just so that we're EEOC compliant.
>>767816370
A year is not 'not lasting'. He probably fucked your sis in all her holes in that time
>>767824313
a few years a ago i wouldve assumed this was a joke now its depressing how this is true.
>>767824313
Love it :) what a dream job
>>767824313
Honestly it might be worth it to be a nigger if I got this kind of... no, nevermind, not even then.
>>767824981
It's not a joke, I promise you.
>>767815895
She caught the fucking chair holy shit I lost
>>767813735
>>767819733
I like this
>>767815635
Don't reply to this weak bait stupid niggers
>>767815635
>>767814827
>never had a birb
>
Never had a kid
> never attempted critical thinking
You're highly susceptible to advertising aren't you?
>>767814073
Thanks for the red circle, it really cleared things up
>>767826357
another faggot
>>767814827
A 3 year old was home alone?
>>767818469
My thoughts exactly
>>767816457
>>767826167
I would fuck it
>>767815903
>trumptard1521055216522
>>767816457
>>767826590
>>767826839
why is her shoes way to big?
>>767815635
some bitch mindfucked you into fear? or you are just a pussy that is less then a gash?
>>767827048
>>767827048
>>767820389
Who fukin cares, spergie?
>>767826947
idd wtf
>>767818953
They wouldn't have shirts. They would be wearing dry leaves.
>>767823273
Are blacks even human?
>>767827178
>>767818469
fuckin kek
>captcha was find the bicycles LOL
>>767827304
>captcha
poor
>>767827063
WTF was he doing trying to turn super saiyan?
dumb nigger
>>767827464
>>767827232
>>767826216
>>767824313
Doesn't EEO stand for equal employment opportunity? Affirmative action is destroying equal opportunity. Are they required by law to enforce this shit?
>>767823273
black waldo is dead
>>767826243
Sauce?
>>767814373
normie fucking meme
>>767827565
Oh yes. I'm an assistant director, and this is now the second time in my career this has happened.
I voiced my concerns over the ineptitude of this person, and was quietly told "if you veto the hiring decision you'd better have your resume ready".
>>767818469
LOL SO FUNNY AND ORIGINAL I NEVER READ THIS AS A COMMENT TO THAT GIF EVER BEFORE UR FUNNY ANON
>>767815566
keked n cheked
>>767827758
sauce?
>>767826108
you sick fuck i'm calling the cops
>>767827342
You buy that pass so you could spam post traps, faggot?
>>767826316
but why
>>767828029
yes
>>767828083
he had eaten all the kfc
>>767824313
>people believe this happened
>>767823273
This kills the monkey
>>767827166
why is the asshole so giant tho
>>767827565
So she actually typed out rap lyrics?
>>767827740
Oh yeah, that's the good stuff. Warms my heart.
>>767827827
I can tell you 'her' name. it's Natalie Mars.
>>767828285
I assume this was meant for >>767824313
>>767827872
thank you, appreciate it
>>767827872
You look retarded
>>767828095
I have that vid, amazing trap bj.
>>767828603
sauce?
>>767828438
Oh yeah, my bad.
https://www.xvideos.com/video35683847/thick_gilf_huge_boobs_big_ass_pov_sucking_fucking_your_cock
>>767813735
actually true story coming in…
>Be me
>Be 19
>Out with friends
>Tell a nigger joke
>Get hit by a big black jambo number 5
>My friend laughs at me and says
>How does every racist joke start?
>By looking over your shoulder.
>Laughs all around, take black guy home and suck his pecker
>>767823740
Your Grammarnaziing will not get you out of this son...Itz not even getting up...
>>767824313
Yeah, this shit didn't happen. And if it did, which again, it didn't, I'd like to submit a resume.
>>767826316
Is this fake?
>>767822934
Kek
>>767828636
Have it saved on my phone, don't know where I got it from.
>>767814073
that's a shoop
>>767828896
i know right?
black people don't work
>>767828180
YYYEEA A fishe hahah ayeass fishe fish sfish
>>767828361
i'm more impressed than anything else
>>767816746
It may be a meme we all laugh at, but it's so damn true. And I guess that's half the reason we laugh.
Without whites, I suppose Asians would inherit the top spot. And a world without whites or Asians? Aye, aye, aye.... You don't wanna live there.
>>767819733
Yes, nice message and all, but what if 13% of the population commit 50% of the bites?
>>767828876
I fucking hate rolled or twisted ankles, that is why I always try to walk heel first not tippy toe walk
>>767819733
The 70´s was so ugly but still so fucking comfy when it comes to style
>>767814274
I cant believe I lost to this old fucking meme. I’ll see myself out.
>>767818262
Wow at first i thought she was doing it for a little exercise, and then i realized no shes just stupid
>>767826227
WY did I LOOSE1
>>767829120
>>767826593
Cute
>>767829024
then you go back to >>>/pol/
>>767828368
It's not the trap, look at the clip
FUCK WHITE BABY
>>767829228
>ebin meme text
>emojis
>>>/facebook/
>>767828186
Yes, Jamal, everything is a lie.
>>767829290
>>767827740
MAGA
>>767815995
I don't know how this show works, but pretty insensitive to show their bank account balance.
>>767822934
Who knew white genocide had a downside?
>>767815160
>viscous
>>767827740
not a MAGA hat
>>767829573
>>767829228
Wonder how long the cat did that before giving up
>>767827938
http://shemaletube.video/2017/08/24/ts-pov-naughty-schoolgirl-natalie-mars-blows-stepdad/
>>767827938
You Jerking off to a Dude...oh wait its /b/
>>767829593
>shadman
>>767829258
Feelings over facts, right?
>>767815635
nice copy pasta
>>767813735
>I found who was behind of it..
>>767827828
>filename
kek
>>767813735
Niggers naturally murder from 3 years old.
>>767829228
Catwalk.webm
>>767829089
I love the huge collared shirts.
>>767826350
is that the girl from kickass
>>767829593
>shad
>>767818175
We have a jamaican rocketsled team
>>767826350
imma need a source on that
>>767826167
Damn I used to have two prairie doggos. They're cool as hell.
>>767828702
I take it you've never had to make hiring decisions in the technology field, especially one so large that it must be in compliance with government standards
>>767830272
hah
>>767814073
>Nate Higgers
>>767828013
This whole "overreact to nothing" meme never gets old. Please for the love of God don't stop making this same joke over and over again.
>>767813735
You're going to get served young man or woman.
>>767826453
I hope you've found peace, Sadbot.
>>767828425
what is this faggotry? noone even died
>>767830562
she wants to get blacked?
>>767828955
I don't know what you're trying to say.
What do you laugh at, and why would YEEAA A (noun) hahah ayeeas noun noun nooun, not apply to that?
who and what now?
>>767823273
is he dead?
>>767815895
BULK SMASH
>>767829479
Kek
>>767829822
except this one you dont even get replies with your shit so you can just stop faggot.
even the copy pasta with his fucking dad and sister relationship is better than you.
consider an hero you behind faggot
>>767826216
thar be some fungus among us me mateys
>>767831982
he's tryna sell some cheap Chinese watches you turbofaggot.
>>767823740
>Being this hungry for bait
>>767827989
Dude nooooooo
>>767826243
was like 90% sure the camera was gonna tilt down to reveal a dickgirl
>>767815635
That was incredibly unfunny and boring. Congrats faggot.
>>767829024
Then you need to unfriend the Russians on Facebook
>>767815566
Checked and keked. Even niggers know that they are just animals.
>>767830562
She wants a double dicked nigger?
>>767829593
>>767828850
Anyone else have sauce?
>>767829409
I would shove my dick in any of these holes expecting a legloryhole
>>76781874
Or just stop being a fucking criminal.
>>767826108
damn i can't handle the dog being so calm because of the shock of being stabbed
>>767814466
>family suiced sound even better
wewlad
>>767826243
sauce?
>>767816746
Europeans colonized Africa. Particularly the French and the British.
Without whites, the history would have been different. Maybe better. Maybe worse. But it is CERTAIN that European's made life worse for people in Africa. That is what "colonization" is. It's not "helping". It's taking, enslaving, and dominating into impoverishment.
But keep getting your history lessons pictures with 5 words written on them. I enjoy seeing stupid people pretending that they are smart. It's like watching a dog walking on it's hind legs or a bunch of retards trying to hump a door-knob.
>>767830990
I think the black shirt is pretty dead. The white shirt also has a puncture wound. Could be ded too.
>>767826202
is he dead?
>>767817502
this
>>767832554
>fbi statistics
>blames russia
>>767828733
ive checked cats dont fly like that after kicked
>>767833243
Better? Bitch, they had hundreds of thousands of years to develop a fucking WHEEL and they couldn't even do THAT. You think things would be any different today after a few hundred years have passed since the days of colonization if Africa was left to fend for itself? Don't make me laugh.
>>767815160
>Ruby Eugene, 31, the naked Florida Man
so his true identity has finally been revealed?
>>767833526
>FBI statistics
>not actually from the FBI
>not actually statistics
>>767829018
>Aye aye aye
.....
>>767828733
>0
yes
>>767828733
its a stuffed dol
>>767829285
thats a black baby btw
>>767817339
fucken lost
>>767816746
Does the shirt say “hiv positive”?
>>767827828
O SHIT SOMEONE DUB THIS ViDEO WITH THE BENNY HILL MUSIC
>>767833243
>>767833243
Africa already has slavery long before Europe came, in fact it was European countries that forced African countries to abolish their slave trades, and far after Europe abolished theirs.
Africa was already impoverished and dragging them out of the iron age and breaking up tribal warfare for actual (somewhat) functioning counties is a vast improvement.
face it colonization was a net positive
>>767834311
>Truly patrician
>>767830169
Nice :)
>>767825536
He learned that move from putin
>>767834389
>face it colonization was a net positive
Net positive? So you see value in their living standards? And yet you consider colonization valuable?That makes no sense.
It was usurpation. Neither negative nor positive. Just because country is colonized does not mean that they are totally and absolutely "carried" by the colonizing party. Regardless, all colonization is usurpation. Comparable to parasitic behavior. Nothing more nothing less.
>>767818469
this exact fucking comment goes hand in hand whenever that gif is posted. fuck off retard
>>767827499
concrete is like water at that speed
>>767834618
