rekt thread with NO gore II
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rekt thread with NO gore II
>>767812385
You asked for it you sick fuck
>>767812385
>>767812385
Classics
A classic
>>767812467
get that shit off my screen ugh
>>767812467
>>767812467
you monster!!!!!
>>767812467
I dont get it
>>767812771
I need a sauce and a backstory
>>767812858
cant help you
>>767812856
it blows bubbles
>>767812856
the black box is a bubble machine. you can't really tell, because all the bubbles are being popped by the cactus
>>767812858
It's unsaucable bro.
>>767812868
jesus that's fucking golden
>>767812385
>>767812707
anyone has the edited version?
>>767812385
![images[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Uj9HZBk.jpg "images[1].jpg")
>>767812868
B-but I like gore :(
>>767812972
gets me every time
Wait till the end
>>767812752
White boi btfu
>>767812967
Lost
>>767812644
the fucks his problem
>>767812979
>>767812925
whatever helps.. gotta make it even for the lurkin last summer
>>767813112
He's getting married
Look on her face though "I'm stuck with him for years" . Cheating imminent
>>767813085
you had me watching for a solid minute
>>767813085
Dont wait for the end!!
>>767812385
>So.O He is behind??
>>767813145
I lol'd .. irony ... "red box" helps alot .
>>767812925
why?
>>767812771
camwhore left door open while fapping, little bro knows she's thirsty so brings her a delicious capri sun. the whole stream is out there somewhere but i don't feel like looking for it
>>767813268
fuck you
>>767813188
if I were the dude in the white car I know I would have literally shit in my pants.
Ice ice baby
>>767813085
https://ezgif.com/maker/ezgif-1-7206f09e54-gif-im/ezgif-1-7206f09e54.gif
>>767812467
fuckin brutal
>>767812972
what the utter fuck is up with that hand-eye inebriated bitch?
>>767812771
>>767812858
>>767812909
https://www.gotporn.com/caught-masturbating-by-little-brother/video-4920175
>>767813188
the rock seems say "not today, you lucky motherfucker"
>>767813188
dude, gore-free rekt thread, not rokt thread.
>>767813377 checked
check this out too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFyKXD03N0k
>>767812467
That is fucked.
>>767813639
punny
Bitch deserved this
>>767813676
nice try, but not a perfect loop. filename is good tho
>>767812385
>>767812710
Game Over
>>767812868
Someone painted themselves into a corner.
>>767813887
>>767812972
>>767812972
whats the writing above the screen about?
>>767814642
Would be funny if he died. Manslaughter charges
>>767813734
what?
>>767814744
for self defense? (i assume)
>>767814822
Which bit didn't you understand?
wait for it
>>767814883
Lucky shot
>>767814874
all of it
>>767814695
when you are so fat your pussy need a fanny pack for that extra weight
>>767814932
>>767815014
>>767814845
No. Even if self defense if you punch someone and kill them you go to prison. Thats why you should never get into fights
>>767815127
as if his dick wasn't small enough
>>767815158
must suck bein' a euro cuck
>>767812644
my man does not fuck around
>>767812707
top par
>>767812710
oh fuck
>>767814346
Lost hard...
>>767815156
i mean there was clearly no attempt to make a loop, the filename is randomized, what was the point of the post?
>>767815239
Depending on the State, the Judge and the circumstances you may get prison time in the US as well.
>>767815388
Yeah looking at this video there'd be jail time. Other dude is not threatining his life or anything, no immediate danger
>>767812972
This is fucking Hilario. Thank you so much for the laugh.
>>767813716
reminds me of that one with the insurgent throwing the molotov cocktail at the tank just at the right time
>>767815177
>not using one of the obligatory filenames
>"unarmed combat"
>forgot the other
>>767812467
MODS
>>767812710
wombo combo
>>767815570
I remember that. It was perfect timing
>>767814642
Whats the writing say?
>>767815775
"Partial Arts"
>>767815480
Who was he and what was his plan!?
>>767816143
right, ty
>>767815946
WTF was that?!
>>767815127
ok, so there goes the Darwin Award
>>767812385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GifS4zwggE
>>767816788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX4X2I4HQ7s
>>767813562
Was she not expecting to get walked in on wtf
>>767815078
>>767812707
Proud of my white brother.
>>767813112
she's being a cunt
>>767813637
What’d he do?
>>767812972
How to start a diet 101
>>767815946
and this is why people call 'metal' fans retarded
>>767814346
My first hentai..
>>767813145
Abhi just won himself a Saturday shift
>>767812771
need more legit 'caught' videos
>>767816860
wow thanks! never saw the version where the truck actually got hit
>>767813112
"We've been married 5 whole minutes, let me demonstrate how highly I value you by holding pointy metal up to your face and expecting you to ram your head into it while I giggle."
>>767816910
>white
I think he is russian.
>>767812771
Why would she just leave the door open?
>>767815127
I was 100% expecting the Ellen hair to go up
>>767814695
Tongo?!
>>767814883
Strong man it takes like 80 lbs to draw draw that
>>767813483
But it is not the same actress?
>>767817558
epilepsy warning
>>767817532
thus white. Dont you know anything?
>>767817722
another epilepsy warning
>>767817664
Am I the only one getting triggered only if the chick is hot?
>>767817744
thank you, internet sapper
>>767817780
this is one of those reply or posts, dont bother
>>767817720
you filthy slavs will never be white.
you want to be.... so so so bad. you're mongrels. gypsies. communists. scum.
you'll never be white.
>>767817261
well that wasn't a metal fan... it was clearly a negroid exploiting the situation to be violent. Get a fucking grip.
>>767817720
>he thinks russians are white
lmao, and next you'll tell me jews are white aswell?
>>767817795
Nope it's a natural human feeling to want to see the ugly die.
>>767817431
seconded. need more camgirls getting caught.
>>767817722
fuck off with this shit, it isn't wrekt, funny and its a dead fucking meme from like the 90s faggot
pron blopper rekt
>>767817895
u = rekt (non-gore)
>>767817835
most likely you are a triggered mutt
enjoy your decomposing country
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CVOz4NVv0pY
>>767812467
Fuckin Savage!
>>767813637
Edgy
>>767812558
Women should be allowed in combat roles.
>>767812710
C-c-c-c-Combo Breaker!
>>767813145
Around blacks never relax
>>767817261
That's Hardcore, not metal
>>767817305
Not even human
>>767815333
to bait dimwits like you replying
>>767812707
Why white men conquered the world. The good old world.
>>767817305
Why are all niggers fucking sociopaths?
>>767817943
oh man. that filename
>>767818090
it's the perfect way to catch a cat.
and get rid of ferals.
>>767812868
Did she die?
>>767818143
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=af2_1516879182
>>767817560
Same reason she does that shit to begin with: Every woman is an attention whore.
>>767812771
"Oops! I didn't mean to do that? Hee hee hee...."
Cunt.
>>767817664
hoe vs shovel
>>767817722
I came
>>767817943
Fucking christmas sucks ass anyway
>>767817396
only thing that made me laugh on this thread lmfao
>>767818264
How can she not know theres a cam there?
Parkour Professional.
>>767817780
kek
>>767812707
slav superman
>>767818264
delicious
*please ask my permission to save my webems.
>>767813813
Nice. This is how you cut,boys and girls, down the road not across the street
>>767812467
>no gore
>>767818493
Why dont they stop to help?
a)proffesionalism
b)chinks
>>767817518
Fuck off with this shit
>>767818591
they still eat dogs and cats. they lack utter empathy.
>>767818591
c) they are slaves and if they stop the performance they are as good as dead
>>767817870
Faggots
>>767815177
Not naming Partial Arts
>>767818419
Its staged propaganda. They want you to believe white people are nasty when in reality black bitches actually do things like this irl.
>>767812385
WTF I'm the Lawyer for Bird #1 and I'm suing the shit out of you !!
>>767818753
why triple score? I counted two people
>>767817518
I hope you die by suffocating and your family burned alive
>>767812710
god does not play dice with the universe
>>767813646
damn
>>767817518
Fuck you.
>>767818798
Reminds me of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHZvUeAdzeI
>>767818276
lol'd
>>767812644
awkward and disgusting behavior.
what a loser.
>>767818883
>>767818685
literally stop replying to him, that's what he want you retards
>>767818493
Nice bait
>>767818939
>doesn't do the naruto run
wtf thought yellow people were anime
>>767818863
On bikes, plus himself?
>>767817558
Not even funny. Epilepsy warning
>>767818971
I'll consider this another reply
>>767817936
Lame
>>767818054
all units need cum dumpsters
>>767818961
do you actually believe that? There are people for whom everything is funny and is a joke. And there are some that just dont want to be bothered by bullshit. i'd do the same.
>>767818837
> be this fucking retarded
I bet you are a trumptard
>>767817780
Stop
>>767817780
replying
>>767819088
dude idc, I'm not the one triggered by hurting animals
>>767818753
1. not Japan but Chink (no TOMARE, right-side driving, etc)
2. first moped didn't stop at mandatory STOP
3. crashing car had precedence
4. first moped invaded the other lane
5. first moped did it even without a clear view of the crossing
6. crashing car tried to avoid first moped by steering so much it invaded the other lane
7. second moped was in the lane center (less safe than being on the right side) and did not brake
I'm guessing the car driver didn't have to refund too much to those moped-enabled faggots (who either couldn't brake, or didn't have functioning brakes)
>>767818971
Eat shit and die
>>767812752
Reminds me of tom and jerry when those 3 guys came out
>>767817870
replying
>>767819146
would you.... like to see some cats cut in half (but still alive)?
>>767818054
I don't think either genders should be in combat roles, all hail our combat drone overlord
>>767818241
That is some boring ass propaganda, there.
>>767813637
Looks like he will never get ahead in life.
>>767818863
the driver apparently killed himself.
very sad
>>767817383
Actually got me
>>767817671
It's from the same show.
>>767819191
Why would I? Just because I'm not butthurt about it doesn't mean I get hard watching it.
>>767817518
I mean I fucking hate cats, but I wouldn't harm them jesus.
>>767816606
>>767817261
It's violent dancing mostly used like that in the music genre of hardcore and these fans are mostly actually retarded since every hardcore group or fan in my area was straight edge.
>>767819214
funny for some. Never perceive anything too serious.
>>767819084
didn't read the first comment did you?
>>767815946
Niggers gonna Nig
>>767819230
winrar and an hero. I love it
>>767812771
>>767812644
typical muslim: limited intelligence, limited sense of humor, limited manners
>>767812467
jfc none of them survived
>>767812467
They are killed as they are born!
>>767819408
damn son where'd you get this? someone tribute it
>>767815158
lol eurofags going to prison for everything
>>767812858
dumb cam slut forgot to lock the door
Colombia
>>767819297
i heard chimps have like 3 times the strength of any human, but even so i wonder how this tiny monkey is still alive?
>>767819370
>>767819516
a typical black, try to help them and they fuck it up and kill themselves
>>767815158
Where are you getting your information? Con Air? People get off from stabbing, shooting, hitting people to death in self defense all the fucking time. You stupid fuck.
The Breakup
>>767817780
fuck you m8
>>767819518
6x the strenf of humans.
>>767819516
those evil backwards rednecks
>>767815177
Special forces training
>>767819518
Yeah, chimpanzee's, not faggot monkeys like this one
modern eunuchs
>>767819723
maybe the little cunt has unexpected strength, but my point was: that nigga should still have been able to rip it apart.
>>767817780
mfw i just upgraded so do your best anon, i will just switch it, it's on warrant
>>767819723
>>767813637
>look guys I posted gore in a non-gore thread XD
>>767817780
only people raped by their dads post these memes
>>767819956
wat
>>767814695
i puked
>>767819484
it's as old as the video, which is pretty damn old.
>>767819956
>>767819956
guuuuuuuuuuuuuuurl dass a bootyhole
>>767812710
Duuuurrrr I am gonna walk in the middle of the road in a rain storm duuuurrr
>>767819412
typical edgelord: takes every opportunity to make something racist, when it's clearly a fuckin dego and not a shitskin
>>767819956
The fuck is that.
>>767815177
sad but somehow funny
>>767812967
What kind gate is that? What the hell are they trying to do? Why is the shirtless guy climbing out of the window instead of opening the door?
>>767819297
this skinny little faget's probably some homosexual in London
I bet you this interaction with the monkey contracted him a rare and new FATAL STD that the fag community is spreading like wildfire as we speak
>hyper wild untreatable AssAIDS
>>767818054
Of course they shouldn't they put male soldiers lives at risk. Same with female police
>>767813555
She's mad he didn't buy her a drink because she's a twat and mad he got nachos
>>767812858
How do people not know this fucking video jesus chirst.
lurk more
>>767813145
Bet the black guy sued the guy for assault and that he was just going to buy those. Since he never left the building with the stolen items you can't prove he was stealing them. Sucks but the way it works in the u.s.
>>767819166
Nigger
>>767819166
fucking niggers
>>767819752
I will never understand this.
At least they can't reproduce anymore.
>>767814642
nice, show boating bitch needed that. winner could have kept hands up more.
>>767820278
You are not a funny person.
>>767814346
backs up into traffic and dies, octo wins.
>>767813716
What's his problem
>>767813734
can't really with webms anyway, with the progress bar at bottom.
>>767820278
What are you, 12?
>>767819601
HI, IM JOHNNY KNOXVILLE, AND THIS IS JACKASS!
>>767813483
>>767817671
and mexicans are slated to be like 1/3 of the population in like 40 years.
>>767820689
What a hard life
>>767820689
too stupid to wait for the fucking elevator.
>>767813555
>>767812972
Supposedly, she was drunk asking people for money for cab or whatever, this dude said he didn't have any, but then went up and got drink and food, she did't like that...
>>767817518
You deserve to suffer
>>767815158
nope.jpg
>>767817560
something about her parents made her take door off hinges because they couldn't trust her, as you can see it didn't help much...
>>767819175
kek
>>767816606
Some stupid thing called a mosh pit that kids these days think is cool
>>767817518
Fuck you stupid chink! Go take you and your tiny penis somewhere else you god damn degenerate
>>767812467
Why does a bubble machine exist? We are truly living in a world with worthless things.
>>767821204
Dead? Would that break a rib at least?
>>767812385
>He was behind of it...
>>767817518
i dont get why the cat goes all retarded just because it was spinning for a little while
>>767821371
Same reason fog machines and light bulbs with colored glass exist.
>>767821321
Niggers
>>767818264
Hey I didn't order the fish sauce hotdog
>>767817780
reply
>>767821486
no, just run of the mill Brazilians
>>767816606
It's modern moshing and it's dumb as fuck but the guy in white is crowd killing which is even dumber.
>>767821434
constants brain trauma. Keep in mind that the webm has pretty quick cuts, but this could have gone on for half an hour even.
>>767817870
Disgusting
>>767821685
wew
>>767821321
did these fucking niggers think that the stolen tires they put there would be an effective roadblock against anything?
>>767819979
They'd always use reverse psychology if you've stated some rules.
>>767821438
Colored light bulbs is a pain for my eyes.
>>767817870
I'll never understand why literal faggots on 4chan who pretend to be straight love seeing other men's cum. I can only assume tribute threads and pics with a girl covered in jizz excites these fags when they imagine it's all over themselves.
>>767817112
Be white in africa by the looks
>>767813637
This one always gets me. The length of time this kid fought and grimaced is horrifying
>>767822004
Hahahahaha
>>767822051
could only watch that once and I was drunk. South America is an absolute shithole
>These posts saying immunity cat has no effect
Fuck your BS rules. Immunity cat affects all of these shitty "reply" posts.
>>767818264
Would gladly eat
OP here. Thanks for keeping me company while sick in bed anons. See you next time
>>767820689
he will never walk again
>>767822163
fucking lost at the filename
>>767822187
that's the kind of cat gif I like to see
>>767817722
and I just sit here with no expression change from your shitty webm, you probably should neck yourself for wasting peoples time. have a great day in hell, that is your life.
>>767822213
get well soon, anon
>>767822230
> copy paste top reddit comment
>>767822295
only posted it bc when I first saw it I was fucking tense waiting for something terrible to happen
>>767817558
elipsy warning
>>767822326
Thanks man
>>767817902
Fuck you
>>767822393
yeah, I was worried too
>>767817936
Fuck your mother
An evil grandson absolutely intentionally jetted silly string through the fire
>>767822258
What does she do here? Flick the match at him?
>>767820975
I want to fuck the green hair girl
>>767822526
Is that why hes smiling?
>>767818768
this is the actual answer more or less
