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Alright /b/... I need some fucking help, seriously.


I've been here for about a decade and I've never come across a thread on ANY board that would address my issue.

Let me start by saying I know I have a porn problem.
I don't fap often at all, I do nofap often just for fun.

The problem I have is when I DO decide to fap.
I tend to fap for hours upon hours mercilessly. I like it, so whatever fuck it.
That's great that I do that, I love it and it makes me happy.
The problem I have is the amount of porn I view, and how I manage/view it.
My process is as follows:
Go through multiple boards, open up EVERY thread that I find interesting. (I go on /h/, /d/, /gif/, /s/, /b/, sometimes others as well. Typically open up 10-20 threads from each board)

I then proceed to go through every board cock in hand, fapping to every picture I see, and the pictures (or webms) I find the best I'll open in another tab. I'll open up to 100 images from each thread. Doesn't always happen, but it does so I'll use that as an example.
Now imagine how many images are open in my tabs from all of those threads.
Once I've gone through every thread and only have images open in my tabs I sort through the hundreds and hundreds of tabs until I've narrowed it down as much as I possibly can. I narrow it down to ones that I think are fucking golden and 10/10 the best porn I've seen in my life.

This takes up a lot of ram, especially if I leave the windows/tabs open. Which I do so I can go back to them the next time I fap.
I do save them, but I don't enjoy fapping having to go through the files in the folder. I like simply clicking another tab and seeing 12/10 stuff.

So my autistic question is: does anybody an app or software that would allow me to fap like this without using 25gb of ram?
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>>767809752
I am completely aware of how utterly fucking retarded it is for me to do this. I'm aware of how stupid, and literally retarded I am. Do not care.
All I want to know is if anybody has an idea of some software I can use to fap like this. I use irfanview as my image software, but as I said earlier I'm retarded and can't fap that way. I can only fap by clicking tabs.

Now here's some porn. Taking requests of all kind. I have gay furry/hentai stuff, but no real life gay porn, so don't ask for that.
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>>767810142
Also apologies for the novel I wrote for the simple question. Didn't want any questions, and I'm pretty messed up atm + sleep deprivation. Hell, I don't even know if anything I'm typing makes sense lol
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>>767810303
I only have so much saved that's under 2mb fyi, so if a request is made and I don't have anything under 2md, oh well.
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>>767810358
Also does anyone know who this is?
I remember the thread being titled "Lizzy" but nothing other than that.
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Well, I've never had to do that so I don't know. Using any web browser to do that will definitely hog a fuckton of ram, so no big solution in that regard as far as I know. I'd just get a viewer that allows you to shuffle the images, so you just tap right and that's it
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>>767811647
Know of any viewers that are like that?
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>>767809752

the fuck
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>>767811842
Not really, but it shouldn't be that hard to find. I'd try now but I don't have my pc at the moment, sorry
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>>767811987
yep. I've been told by friends who are as open minded as me, who don't get offended or bothered by anything at all, that I have a problem.
Been told "wtf is wrong with you? you need help you fucking freak" "you need an intervention"

I know exactly how bad it is, which is why I'm looking for a good program since this sucks up oodles of ram
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idk dude just buy more ram.
gotta take some money in your hand to fill out your needs.
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Download more rams
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>>767812127

no you don't, you're just trolling and this post gave it away.

however, this is pretty damn original and you made me kek, so here's another (You)

also at least you're heterosexual, apparently. i didn't look too hard in the pics but i'm assuming you only like the opposite gender, which is good b/c i fucking hate faggots
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>>767812366
I'm not baiting or trolling, this is how I fap and I don't know what to do to fix this
there's some gay in it. I start off with normal shit, but the more and more I fap, the weirder and freaky shit I need to get me off. After a certain point regular material won't even get me horny or hard
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>>767809739
>So.O He is behind??
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>>767812477

i see you checked my dubs with your dubs

Well, sorry, but I don't like queers. I'm mostly trolling when I say this but to be honest, in the back of my mind, I really don't like homosexuality.

I don't dislike gay —people— I just don't like gay itself. I don't know why it exists or why the liberals want to force everyone to accept it. There is a male gender and a female gender. There are two. They are opposites that fit together like a puzzle. They're specifically made for each other and there's nothing as impeccably beautiful as the love between the two genders. So why be gay? Why delude your brain into thinking that's the way you are and it's okay?

I don't understand. If you and others truly cannot help or change it and are actually attracted to the same gender like I am to the opposite, then I apologize for some of my judgment but I still find it fucking disgusting and I am grateful to God that I am not a faggot.
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Can't say I disagree with anything. Glad you say there are two genders, I don't know how to deal with this gender shit anymore.

As far as gay goes, I'd never actually do it in real life, or even consider it. I've thought about it and for the most part I'm on the same page as you.
The only time I fap to stuff that's gay is when I'm 10 hours deep into my fapping session and even tentacle hentai extreme bulge shit isn't enough to get me hard, or even make me remotely horny. I enjoy fapping too much and have a problem when I do choose to do it. It's typically only on the weekends, often just every other or every few weeks. About after 7 days I start getting psychotic and mood swings with testosterone peaking through the roof.
I also can feel my prostate if I'm standing at an angle. Definitely need to go to the doctor for that one, actually I'm gonna set up an appoint when they open because with the urinating issues I have already, I most likely have an enlarged prostate or similar. I can 100% say it's due to my chronic fapping I did as a kid.
I'd literally go vape or smoke dank/high quality weed, go inside and jack off for an hour, go back outside and burn another bowl or two, come back inside and jack for an hour or so, go back out and smoke, etc etc. I'd do this for entire days weeks on end. My dad was always gone traveling for work so I had the house to myself.
I'd literally be jacking off and smoking nonstop every day for just about 5/7 days out of every week of the year. Sometimes I'd get to do it 7/7 days because he was gone all day.

So basically serotonin>dopamine> serotonin>dopamine> serotonin>dopamine> serotonin>dopamine. Aside from the prostate problems, I probably have some brain issues as far as endorphins and chemical balance goes. As I said, I am a fucking retard
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>>767813325

haha fair enough thanks for not getting defensive and respecting my opinion while sharing your own

One thing though, I can definitely vouch for weed + fap (or sex, obv, but fapping is more accessible). It's literally the best shit ever. I used to do something very similar to you. Back in 2014 I was living off money from a deceased relative's life insurance and I would literally just wake up, smoke weed, play games/youtube and shit, chill, w/e, then eventually go to faptown. Every. Fuckin'. Day.

it was amazing. so if you're getting baked and STILL have trouble fapping bruh, i feel for you b/c holy shit, i can't even see how that would be possible
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>>767809739
You are a fucking maniac
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>>767814292

lol you seem like a good /b/ro, sorry for being kind of a dick with the anti-gay shit. like i said i was mostly trolling but i still can't stand gay, man. like i said it's not the people, it's just the gay itself. i've lived in oklahoma all my life, we're real conservative and old school here so i guess that's to blame, but it is what it is.

aye, weed goes great with everything but i used to love pvping in asheron's call (an old and now dead mmorpg nobody's heard of) while high. fuck just thinking about those days fills me with nostalgia and joy, but also sadness that it was so long ago

Oh and lmfao I so feel you about the headphones thing and the weed making you think it's still somehow too loud. Hahaha holy fuck you're making me miss weed so much
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I have dreams about smoking it every few years. In my dream I light the joint, and I can hear the crackling, see the red from the burning, smell that amazing stink from dank, feel the smoke in my lungs, and I feel high too. In my dreams I actually feel that special stickiness from really top quality shit, I can smell the concentrated delicious stench you get from opening the container of it. I miss it every day.

When I went back home from christmas this year, and got my brother to let me smell his container of weed. Dude... It was like relapse. Just inhaling that nasty, amazing, thick green stench made me feel high. Such a heavy rush of dopamine from just smelling it... I wanted to smoke it sooo fucking bad. I'm fit and eat clean and exercise since I have to, so getting it out of my system wouldn't be a problem if I take 30 days of leave, but my blood is totally fucked, so I have to get blood work done ever 3 months, and I know it'd pop up in that. Just a few more years dude, then I'll smokin the ganja
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Also you seem cool too, don't worry about the gay stuff. Personally I can't say I understand being attracted to another male. Especially being attracted to ripped guys and huge giant dudes. I just don't get it. Not gonna harass gays about it, but idk. I can't say too much against gay stuff since I do fap to gay hentai/furry traps n shit. I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy it, I do. But if I'm in a regular mindset, and not the "been fapping nonstop for the last 12 hours" mindset, I think it's gross and appalling. But when I get to that deprived pathetic level of fap, that shit is perfect.
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>>767814907

bet that, i feel ya, but major props for staying responsible given the circumstances

plus, the longer you wait, the stickier that icky's gonna be fam

>>767815027

i gotcha, /b/rah, all good man, to each their own i suppose. If it works for you then more power to you, especially if it's just a fantasy thing. Honestly, I feel like nothing should be off-limits in our minds; they're ours to do what we want with. If you gotta go to extremes to get off but don't actually do/want to do some of that stuff irl then I don't see any harm in that.

like to be fair, when i was younger and hentai still worked for me i was somewhat into futa. But it had to be a legit female character with a vagina and shit, none of this male-that-looks-and-sounds-like-a-female-but-has-the-whole-male-package shit. Like Bible Black is what introduced me to it and it was kind of hot. but then i got older and also all this SJW transfagenderism bullshit came out and soured the entire thing for me

my point is that, i dunno, but i respect your open-mindedness and chill demeanor. Also, if porn is really not cutting it for you that badly, maybe look into a game called Honey Select, made by Illusion--a japanese developer company that pretty much specializes in hot hentai wank games. Just torrent it and go nuts. It's fucking cash bro, can make your own characters and the graphics are sick
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I remember messing with Honey Select before and cringing, but that was before I could watch anime. Went through this phase of being unable to watch anime, dunno why but it always made me cringe.

5 years ago there used to be some good traps, but its gross now. They're not even traps, just straight up hairy ass men putting on leggings and taking a picture.

This SJW shit drives me up a wall. I intentionally stay politically uninvolved, but even I can't avoid this stuff. They enjoy getting offended. That's simply it, there is no other logical reason behind getting offended about the stuff they do. Somebody sent me a video of this chick (died hair of course, that's a given) who got offended that the speaker of the assembly said that men are taller than women. I mean... what???
I try my best to stay away from it because as much as people like to argue about their opinions (when it's really not theirs, they're just stealing somebody else's argument and opinion and like thinking it is theirs) they're not going to think twice about listening to yours or changing their minds. They only want to yell and hear their own voice, and that is it.

I was at the chow hall grabbing some food before my shift started, and the airmen behind the window who was serving almost got me in some serious shit.
He put the food on the plate, and I said "thanks dude" as I took the plate from him. He almost dropped the plate but I caught it, his face was in shock, and he left and ran away. I thought that was the end of it. Nope.
While I'm at the register about the pay for the food I bought this fucking E-9 (highest enlisted rank) comes sprinting out of nowhere, starts screaming at me about how its 2017 (idk what year it was, but it was recent) and that there are too many genders for me to assume somebody's own gender based on looks. It was at that moment I developed a psychotic hatred for this stuff.

yep.
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I can't do drugs except for adderall which I'm prescribed, and kratom.
I take kratom for pain, but at night/weekends I take larger doses for the antidepressant and overall happy feeling. While it doesn't make me horny at all, fapping while on it allows me to last infinitely longer, thus better orgasm.

I used to deploy a lot, so I was real big into staying in perfect shape. Not just because I had to, but it felt good running for 60 minutes over in the desert then coming back to seeing your brothers just chillin, fucking with their gun, etc. Right now I'm stationed at a base that doesn't deploy much, and is very slow.
Believe it or not, the Air Force does deploy and you do serious shit depending on what your AFSC is.

But at this base it's piss ass slow, and no deployments except for the occasional TCN volunteer opportunity.
Because of that, the majority of the other airman here are very much out of shape, weak, and chubby and fat.
During a midshift night we were loading a missile on the jet, and the fuel settled in the jet, causing it to lower about 2 feet, and the two people I was loading the missile with fucking drop the motherfucking missile and run away. Since the missile wasn't actually on the launcher yet, it was going to drop, and I hadn't let go because A) I don't want to die and blow up every F-22 on this base, and B) that's not what you fucking do. So the two fat retarded cunts I was loading with drop the missile and run away, and because of the position you're in, you are forced to be bending your back and lifting, so when they dropped it I'm stuck there stretching across this 200lb missile and barely manage to set it back down safely.
Because of that I have severe back injuries that are probably gonna get me medically kicked out, but the Air Force wants me to work until then, and they only prescribed me 1000mg naproxin daily, which doesn't do shit, so I take kratom.

Kratom is a better pain killer than any NSAID.
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>>767815664

lmfao holy shit that's sad, and what's even sadder is i completely believe you and have no doubts that it actually happened. This world is fubar, man, gosh damn.

I think Trump is trying to re-ban those demented fucks from the military though and I may seem like a bigot here but good, fuck 'em. There are countless reasons why those fags have no business in the military alongside brave americans like yourself, but one in particular is like the event you just mentioned. Like holy shit, seriously? Because you said dude? Fuck that fucking queer.

Just fucking pisses me off. They are the whiniest and most mentally deranged bunch of retards ever, and as much as I loathe them I also feel intense pity for them. I don't —hate— any human being on this planet and I wish everyone could be happy, but these fucks have SERIOUS problems and need REAL help, not a bunch of retarded liberal yesmen faggots and greedy doctors filling their heads with more debauched crap

>>767816031

lol holy shit that's scary af, and would have been one of the most horrible ways to die ever. Glad you all survived it and y'know, people make mistakes, i hope you forgave them eventually. At least they know and accept their gender and don't make a scene because you didn't refer to them as the 47th gender pronoun or some stupid shit

haven't tried kratom but i've heard about it. seems like you're a fan of pills though, like adderal and w/e naproxin is, but in my experience pills really fuck up sex/fapping. Like you said it makes it take longer, for one, but at least for me during that extra time it takes to finish, i'm barely feeling shit. like at all. i'm talking about like while on lore tabs/percs or my favorite, subutex, and while they make me feel good mood-wise i can barely feel my dick at all and it's just bleh

i'm telling ya man, and i know you already know this, but there really is nothing like weed for this job. I bet ecstasy would come close but I've never tried it, so idk
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>>767809739
just use curl OP
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>>767815664

Also bro consider giving honey select another shot. Yeah it's kind of weebish and the gook voices get grating after a while (that's one thing i've always hated about hentai; i get that it's mostly animation with like 2 frames per second b/c they're all low budget and they have to rely on audio to fill the part, but i can't fucking stand those mouse shrieks and completely immersion-breaking, unrealistic moaning and cringe-ass dialogue "Oh your lewd dick is impregnating my pussy" fuckin gay), but you can always mute the voices and just crank some music while fapping away

You can also make any ethnicity of character in the game, so it doesn't have to be completely weeaboo. And there's a reddit on google somewhere, if you just google honey select mods or w/e it should be one of the first ones, and it has a list and guide of like the MAIN torrent file with all the expansions/updates/essential mods and shit, and it adds a good amount of content. But holy fuck is it autistic as shit to set up. major pain in the ass

But it's good shit mang. You could also pirate the sims 4 and check out wicked whims mod. Yeah the sims graphics suck ass but the immersion of playing a life sim game with your own characters makes it a bit more fun imo
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Actually no I don't like pills, and typically stay away from them. Naproxen is just Aleve.
I got the adderall prescription a few years after I joined because I had never been so sober before, and I needed some high. So I lied and got the doctors to believe I needed it, and now I have it and take it recreationally. Amphetamines force produce dopamine like fapping does, so the two added up feels amazing. Plus all you can focus on is your dick lol.

I still despise them for it. They would have been arrested, and I didn't feel like that needed to happen so I made a story up that "I lifted with my back wrong". Ever since then they both like to complain about how much pain they're in, I think it's funny.

Yeah dude, imagine somebody who's convinced they're some made up female like gender, when every chromosome and cell is a male one (maybe not their jizz but w/e), and they do what I do. F-22 base unit costs like 200 million, and this base is a testing base so we get all the new software and secret shit before anybody else does, so add those hundreds of millions to the price. I've known people who've killed themselves because they couldn't handle the secrecy. Not everybody gets the top secret clearance, but only a few of us do, and we all understand how absolutely fucked up some of this stuff is. Technology you don't even see in sci-fi movies, shit that shouldn't exist for anoter 800 years.

Now with all that being said, take the person I mentioned earlier whose convinced they're something completely fictional, and imagine how stable they're going to be working on a multi-million dollar aircraft, multiple aircraft, the entire fleet. Imagine how well they're going to be at keeping these secrets a secret.

Fuck that shit. It's pathetic, they're delusional and that's really it. If you wanna dress up as a girl and jack off go for it, I won't judge. But don't expect me to pretend you're something that you're very much not.

>>767816504
what is curl?
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the top portion made me lol, thanks.
I love hentai too, I often just use that since it's already a fantasy character I can go off in my own fantasy and imagine anything. I love it.

I'll download Honey Select right now, thanks man.
I honestly forgot about it entirely until you brought it up, but I might really like it now, considering how weird I am with my fapping.

Gonna download it and check this shit out
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bet, if you can find the main torrent with all the shit and figure out how to actually install the shit (cuz apparently you have to do it in steps) it's fun. i did a couple lines of subutex tonight and once the numbness wears off but i still have the mood boost i was planning to go to town on either honey select or sims 4 later, myself, so happy fapping lol

Man, this board is great, nowhere else can I say shit like that without any hesitation or shame. we're all /b/rothers here

sorry this topic didn't get much love, i tried dawg, but the kids would rather look at each other's dicks and jack off to trap threads i guess lol. cheers m8
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Nah it's fine, thanks broseph. I just need an image viewer that I can see multiple at a time and choose from that, instead of irfanview for this.
Yup, it's really nice being able to talk about this stuff and not have somebody judge me behind their keyboard. I don't mind people judging what I do, but whenever I talk about something I'm doing it because I want feedback, or to converse about it and expound on the topic I started it.


I found the subreddit, downloaded the uncensored and english patch in put.io
gonna find the 4k pack and other mods that people say are must haves.
Gonna install it, get everything ready and play with it a bit and set it up so it's ready for next weekend and I can go berserk. I just have to control myself and not splurge everywhere in the process.
Chances are I won't make it until next weekend without fapping with this game, I'm gonna fap until my mind is black after work tomorrow.
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