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Ausfags report in!

3222


anyone had luck finding mushies yet in Vic?
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>>767805060
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>>767805060
>In Victoria
Good luck surviving winter and finding your mushies, best of wishes from QLD
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>>767805060
Fucking everywhere in NZ
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4680 here for the fishing hookup
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>>767805254
Nice, might be time for a hunt then
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>>767805247
>>767805254
they're usually pretty active in Ocean Grove (3226), like they literally grow at the highschool. In my area you see like every mushroom besides the good ones. No luck last year either
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Reporting from America, both fortunately and unfortunately. What’s it like down there, with all the things that can kill you?
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>>767805060
2130 signing in, mushies are abundant down here after the blue mountain picks
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>>767805365
>All the things that can kill you
You just have to not be an idiot and the wildlife won't touch you. Apart from the fucking magpies, those guys are after blood. Thankfully it isn't Maggie season yet so I'm good for now.
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>>767805389
Fuck man I’m near liverpool and I can’t find any
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>>767805060
3212
Just wait till harvest season and get them yourself from the otways or lerderderg park you lazy fag

3212 reporting in
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well done lads
t. American
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>>767806256
go on google maps and look at the greenest parts near you. those areas are your best bet

or any farms.
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>>767806256
belanglo forest mate (night time)
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4051 reporting in cunce. Also interested in magic mushies
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>>767806756

*sharpens axe*
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4114
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4000 reporting in. Fuck mushies. Got DMT.
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>>767808106
Fellow Brisfag reporting in. Where the DMT at lad?
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>>767808234
Fellow brisfag, would also like to know this. Anyone got tips for identifying and finding shrooms? Having no luck
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3121 - just need some god damn weed
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2065 reporting in. No mushies to be found anywhere here.
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6003 checking in. just a 2 hour time delay. god speed lads.
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I'm in the sunshine coast and will swap an amanita muscaria for some choof.
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>>767805060
2540 cunt
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>>767805060
>So.O He is behind??
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>>767808234
4102 gabba

Dmt me up fags
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2905

Good shit west in the mountains. Take a 4x4 and you can get the good shit further out that the wrx drivin cunts cant get to.
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cunts somebody explain the fucking numbers shit before i go sniff some peddy and throw a brick at the local noongs
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>>767811074
post codes you mong
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>>767811074
Fuck cunt you dont need any drugs do ya
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>>767811177
fuckin hell i thought it was some new bull shit i missed
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4701. When the fuck is it going to get cool enough that I can stop having to point a pedestal fan directly into my face 24/7?
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>>767811360
Thought it was all year round that far north? Fuck that noise.
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4226
Get me outta this shit hole
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>>767811431
Nah, I can distinctly remember having to wear a jumper for the first couple hours of school for a week or so each year.
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any Aus chick pics here?
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4506 Any of you sick cunts in brissy wanna go late night fishing or some shit sometime in the next few nights?
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>>767813050
Where you thinking b/ro
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>>767813050
>4506
could be keen bro. sunny coast here near maroochy pucci
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>>767813243
Maybe somewhere around fuckin scarborough aye, like off the rocks or some shit
>>767813343
Fuck yeah man

Oi do yas have like a discord or an email or some shit?
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>>767813524
[email protected]

send you worst cunts lol
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>>767813613
Gmail?
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>>767813737
nah mail.com
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post 3429 chicks
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>>767805247
Good luck with your humidity and niggers fags. Kind regards, SA
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>>767813771
Aight man no worries, just thought you mighta missed the g
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oi fuck oath 4000 brissy
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post more aussie memes
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>>767814000
Checked
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>>767814000
>that fucking post number
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>>767813775
Sunbury lad, aww yeah ( gonna be no chicks though lol)
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this?
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>>767814000
>postcode 4000
>post ends with 4000
nigga
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>>767805247
there was a massive stretch of pine trees across the road from the Karingal hub shopping center, but the assholes cut them down to extend Eastlink. you could find them growing there.
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>>767814096
sick match at clarkey yesterday
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3213 reporting in. Can confirm that Lovely Banks isn't just an upscale model of Corio. Enjoy the night lads.
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>>767810452
How does it feel living in the most liberal shithole in aus? It’s worse than Melbourne for fuck sakes
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>>767814161
Ah the rarities of the internet. any pics of hot sunbury chicks? (age?)
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>>767814220
nah sorry mate.
hoping for salesian qt nudes
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2646 reporting in
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>>767805060
Found loads round Ringwood
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>>767805060
3081, no luck as yet but the season is around the corner.
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>>767814285
fuck i went there too, i used to have nudes but not anymore. shattered bro (Age 23)
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Anyone from Tamworth Nsw
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>>767814336
where abouts round ringwood cunt?
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>>767814875
age 21 here m8
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>>767815048
Just off Canterbury, have a dander along the Dandenong Creek and you cant miss em
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4055
what the fucks up with brisbane roads in general
i thought sydney (home of the fags) was bad
still, its good to be living in a white neighborhood again
>former darwin and sunshine (vic) inhabitant
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>>767815196
cheers cunt
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3178 master race
enjoy chinktown faggots
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>>767813831
Good luck with your crippling power prices. Kind regards, SA
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>>767815322
Flick'n'pick please, make sure there's some for next year
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3931 Mornington Peninsula. Apparently they're around in places down here. Haven't looked for them myself.

Anyone else nearby?
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Anyone know someone can hook me up with some weed in the Southern Highlands?
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>>767805060
evening, mate.
2000
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>>767805540
Friend of mine nearly lost an eye to one of those cunts. Had to spend the night in hospital.
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>>767815435
Could be worse!
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Looks like I'm a bit of an odd one out

6151 checking in. I'm over in Perth
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>>767814000
fucken oath
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>>767815038
got some cousins out those parts
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>>767814000
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2121 here.

I'm the white guy.
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My papa knew a mountain in vic I think, but it was shrooms far as the eye could see he tripped every fuckin day. just a large pasture filled with shrooms
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anyone around sydney? eastern suburbs perhaps?
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>>767815812
probs not vic
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>>767805060
australians are the faggiest people on earth
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>>767815908
The power of my digits suggests otherwise.
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>>767815908
>faggiest
isn't it past your bedtime?
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australians - I know their speaking english but half the time I don't even know what the fuck they are talking about.
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>>767815941
It's 6:38am
get off my nuts nigga
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>>767815949
>their
oy mate you're obvs not cunt
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pretty shit when no one has aust-nudes to share
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>>767815963
Check out this fag living in the past
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>>767815981
oy what's a typo oy
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>>767815981
nuance fag
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>>767816001
again, it's too early for you to ride my nuts like this. don't you have some abo to suck off for existing? at least my government doesn't kick down my door for hate speech.
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>>767815584
Could also be better
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>>767816014
>>767816006
Nice samefagging.
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>>767815474
I work in the area, friend
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>>767816040
don't get shot when you go to school, tomorrow, americunt
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>>767816001
had an audible laugh
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>>767816074
>>767816046
>>767816001
Samefag
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>>767816086
3803 btw
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>>767816102
lol you can't even own certain video games, or versions of video games. I wouldn't even be talking.

you'd be broke if it weren't for your nanny state writing you a gib me dat check annually. stay mad kid
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>>767816136
You're a fuckhead
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>>767816194
>what is inspect element
you're trying too hard newfriend
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>>767816136
k
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>>767816222
>>767816194
working over time I see
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>>767816193
Name one.
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>>767816257
Left 4 dead, yellow blood
kek
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>>767816193
>when your argument about national superiority is based around video games
so, you can pretend to shoot people, then try it out for real the next day at show and tell?
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>>767816215
>>767816247
You're both wankers
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>>767816284
should I mention that my home state has a higher GDP than Australia, despite having a smaller population?
so you really want to talk about superiority? kek
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>>767816284
>Shitting self in angst
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7000 Hobartian master race checking in
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>>767815607
6023 here
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>>767816422
heard property is dirt cheap down in tassie atm
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4655 here. any discord links around?
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>>767805060
>SO.O He is behind of it??
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>>767814000
that post number tho. is there a discord for brissie?
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>>767805365
> What’s it like down there, with all the things that can kill you?

better than being up there, where everyone, everywhere, with guns can kill you
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>>767815981
>>767816320
Yet, you live in your mommy's basement and don't contribute shit to the gdp
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I'm just rustling some jimmies, ya cunts.
I love my aussie bros. don't take my shitposting to seriously. I wouldn't mind a brawl or beer with most of ya. I'm just jelly of the crazy wildlife 'cause texas has shit for all. millions of hogs to slaughter and always open season but other than that just fat fuckin mexicans rolling around.
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>>767816737
see >>767816745
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6027 reporting in
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>>767816745
I was born and raised there. Get out while you can.
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>>767816745
>fuckin border niggers
ive heard theyre pretty bad in texas

atleast we arent in europe and getting over run by refugees
>yet
though the pc bullshit is getting bad here
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Any 3931 here?
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qld fags?
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>>767816975
3934
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>>767816968

that left wing hippie liberal crap is getting bad, but the right wing good ol fashioned aussie seems to be making a comeback too
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>>767805060
Found absolutely nothing, hasn’t been raining enough in Melbourne
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Go to any of the pine plantations around Morwell/Traralgon way (3840) or anywhere east Gippsland. Plenty of mushies there. Found a dozen decent sized shrooms during my lunch break while we were working roadside haha. Might be bush cameras but haven’t had any trouble.
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>>767817027
im actually fucken keen for it
>surprised to see old dick and friends on the today show (waiting at the doctors) talking about how people are being advertised to be individuals and have lost their sense of community resulting in increased anxiety and depression
and all without being cut off or called a bigot or whatever bullshit the cunts usually do
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>>767807987
ohshit ,4113 here bro
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>>767817150
>Might be bush cameras
They're set up to catch pyros. Not interested in recreational 'shroomers.
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>>767817254

It's great right, I get absolutely slammed for saying 'I'm proud to be an Australian' Now times are changing again
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>>767817333
cause patriotism is fucking retarded bruh
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2745 Penrith lad reporting in x
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>>767817397

I served, I love this country - just not all the newest cunts to 'immigrate' here
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3480

I live in the country bois
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>>767817290
ASL

what u doin here?
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>>767817447
Being in the army is slightly less retarded than being a blind patriot, ty for your service I guess? idk, I find the army dumb
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2148
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>>767805060
4109 chick central checking in.
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>>767817501
24, M, rather not be specific on location tbh aye

Just chillin, passing time until my Digimon evolves boi
wbu?
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>>767817544
>4109
fucking ayeeee, Sunnybank?
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>>767817549
30m drinking and gaming and just surfing the chan
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>>767817587
nice nice, what you drinking + playing?
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3840
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>>767817509

Why?
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>>767816913
nah I live in a very quiet part of the state.
>pic related
Texas is really big and for the most part people are nice. I live on the border but no where near the bad parts.

>>767816968
funny you mention that.
there hasn't been an issue since the early 90s, late 80s when illegals targeted this part of the Rio Grande. an old neighbor down the street went to prison after sniping a handful of them.

a pair of shitskins broke into his place, slit his dogs throat, and ravaged the rest. he lost it. stopped showing up to work, camped out on his roof and popped them off has they came out of the lake.

ever since then they haven't bothered. he got out a few years later and is still there. the closer you get to el paso or the southern-most tip, the worse it gets.
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>>767817654
not specifically being in the army, but just the stigma of patriotic people in it and 99% of patriots in Aus appear to be bogan as fuck
They hurt to talk to

As you can tell I don't like Bogans lol
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>>767817333
if only the same was for the political side
>defence members can now change their gender
>hiring and promoting females instead of men who are far more capable
>having recruitment quotas for females, gays, indigenous, trannies
>almost impossible to get in serious trouble as a female
>paying out illegal immigrants millions of dollars
>forcing soldiers in parade unifroms (the same ones they wear for anzac day and funerals) to march in sydneys annual gay parade next to men dressed in bdsm gear. if you refuse you get charged with insubordination
>enitre anti australian parades through the city either slandering the anzacs or saying australia as a nation should burn
say a bad thing against abos, gays or muslims and its your fucking head
we need a leadership purge
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>>767816975
Next door to you.
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>>767816913
What part? I lived all over.
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>>767817561
You betcha, where u at?
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>>767817837
I live off lake amistad
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>>767817695

That stigma is completely wrong once you're actually in.

Bogans are just loud patriots for the sake of being patriots, we need them, they serve a purpose.

>>767817705

The recruitment scandal is ridiculous, I tried to re-enlist 2 years ago and got told because I'm male I couldn't.. its the CDF's fault.

I queried that if I said I identified as female.. could I be recruited.. the answer was yes...
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>>767817891
Runcorn, right next to ya
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>>767817613
beers and 7 days to die
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>>767817695
way i see you got 2 types
the type that says "australia is the best fucken place in the universe" then goes to cash in his doll so he can do shrooms on his porch for the next week (see half the cunts in this thread asking for mushys)
then youve got the people who want to make this a better place. theyre not as vocal but they work hard, participate in the community and want to see this country move forwards
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I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.

It was the worst night of my life.
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>>767817915 Damn haven't seen that game in ages. How is it these days?
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>>767817892
Closest I was to there was Sanderson
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>>767817938
Yeah, the second kind I'm fine with but they're virtually nowhere cause they're not parading it around.
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>>767814000
You fuckin little rippa
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2300 here.
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>>767817904
thats why me and almost everyone else is discharging as soon as our times up
sick of being treated as second class citizens when we are the majority of workforce
soon well have combat corps full of women who cant do the job, shit cunts who stay in because they cant get the power trip any where else and a handful of people who genuinely love the job even though the direction its going is killing them on the inside
and its only going further downhill
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>>767817979
Holy shit
what's your first name?
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3056 hipster fag here
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>>767814000
You beaut!
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>>767817905
Oh nice lived there a while ago. Have some of my wife's vag for good measure
Fuk me work tomorrow
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>>767818302
got more of her?
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>>767815474
3930 here. hows nbn down there?
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>>767805060
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>>767815908
I disagree. Almost everyone I know is an Aussie. Only a few of them are gay.
Australia is pretty not gay, based on my experience.
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>>767818344
You cheeky cunts need to get your own cum hole
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>>767818377
Avg. Can't get more than 51 down. Tpg said can't get any faster so put me on lower plan and refunded difference. You?
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>>767818430
but we'd happily to look at yours too
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>>767817976
still pretty shit.. but meh
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>>767818440
fucking sudos
basically the uruk-hai of abos; more violent and stronger

>genocide has never seemed more enticing
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>>767818429
nah I was just busting some balls. aussies are decent overall. some come off as arrogant i suppose but i don't blame em for australia is a nice place
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niggers tongue my anus 5275
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4101, 24m, will suck your cock if you smoke me out xoxo
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NZ fag here, how many kangaroos you cunts had a fight with since the thread started? Srs question.
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>>767818746
are kangaroos really that aggressive? do they fuck with livestock or your pet dogs? what about property in general?
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>>767818746
Not as many as the number of sheep you've had your dick in?
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>>767818746
Three, though the third time was just a misunderstanding
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>>767818793
No kangaroos spend 99.9% of their lives laying around doing Jack shit. Don't even get up when you walk past them.

Australia having all this danger shit, is just shit. Not true.
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All the Mishima you need in one complication video lol https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CVOz4NVv0pY
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>>767818516
>>767818516
i kind of hope one of these cunts try to break into my house in the next month or so while i'll be at home.
im very prepared for home invaders and the best part is i'll never get caught because if i dont report the break in what would link them to me or my house
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3214 here, just finished another 6 day week and tomorrow I'm spending the day driving to fucking house rental inspections YAY1!!!1!!
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>>767818875
thanks wasn't sure if it was just a meme
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>>767811069
Canberra fag
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>>767805060
SE QLD here, any of you cunts ever visited or lived in NZ? What's it like? How's lifestyle, work, grog, weed and chicks there? Sick of the heat and the city and the bush isn't for me.
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>>767818875
except when they go full nip and go 20 meters out of their way to kamikaze your fucking car the cunts
buck reds will fuck you up though
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>>767818951
I believe in you fellow vicfag, you can do it! :3
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>>767805060
Fuck me sideways. Where did it all go wrong?? Was there a glitch in the matrix? Did blokes just wake up one morning and say " Fuck you testosterone I won't live like this, shackled like a gimp to my masculinity. I'm breaking free, I'm not merely going accept my feminine side, nor will I be satisfied with simply embracing it, Im going to put it in a choke hold and fuck it like a 3 buck hooker jonesing for their next fix. I am man bitch hear me mewl.Look upon me with disdain and ridicule, and behold my fucking man bun.
No doubt there are those amongst us , reading this and coyishly fingering the hairy knob of fuckery held in place at the back of their melon with bobby pins or some other hair taming device that no man should fucking know about let alone possess . And they're right now fevereshly scrambling for justification for being in possession of a coiffure that screams" I'm a fucking douche canoe." You should listen to the scream fellas.
" My girlfriend thinks it's sexy" comes the effeminate cry from the bunned up brigade. You may be right, but that just means you're probably dating a lesbian. Does she wear comfortable shoes? Orange is the new black, one of her favorite shows? Does she fuck you in the arse with a strap on , slapping your arse , tugging at you bitch bun and calling you her dirty little slut?
Sigmund Freud spent countless years studying male sexuality and produced one of the most concise and well researched white papers in physiology history detailing the two indusputible pointers to determine if a person was, as he so eloquently put it. " As queer as pink shit" the first trait was finding the male patient busily gobbing a cock whilst fingering his coit. The other was wearing a fucking man bun. So do yourself a favour gents, grab some scissors, grab some clippers , petrol or any other flamable liquid and cut, clip or burn that crap off the back of your bonce. Society will thankyou for it.
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I have a discord channel filled with pasta
anyone want

Straight up, if you're not man enough to suck another man's cock and balls you are a fucking pussy. Can you kick a tough guy's ass? Great, but can you lick it with your balls? You are still a cuck and a complete bitch because all that tough guy has to do is whip out his bag and you'll run away like a faggot. Not me. I can slap a badass tough guy's nuts on my forehead til it leaves a red mark. I can jam a crazy straw right up your dick hole and suck the cum straight out of your balls. I can straight up whipe the half-dried shit stains off a powerlifters ass hole with my sack and hang myself with his floppy. And I will.
And don't even get me started about how gay pussy is. It's an organ that's literally purpose-built to be a cock sleeve and to extract semen from man dick. Would you lick another man's fleshlight? Fuck no. So why would you touch a girl's pussy? I'd rather tie my taffy balls in a palomar knot and slide down a huge muscle man's rock hard cock like a fireman's pole.
That's right, faggot. I'll kick your ass but I'll fuck it first.
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Ever since age 6 I knew what I wanted in life. I had a plan, and nothing could change that plan. Occasionally the teachers would bring people from the community in to speak with us about our futures, but I would laugh in their faces. I told them that their jobs were for pussies, queers, and kikes. Other kids wanted to be policemen, firemen, or other bull shit like that. However, I had true dreams unlike those uncultured cattle, who were being led to their demise at the hands of their own government. First, I would move to Louisiana and buy all the land I could. This wouldn't be your regular grand-pappy's farm. No, no, no friend, this would be truly massive. I'm talking small country size here. How would I obtain this real estate you may ask yourself? Well, it's rather simple, I make a fortune with my trusty saxophone and bugle, coupled with my extensive knowledge of the art of implementing scat into music. Possibly even become a pro wrestler, who knows. With this land, I would start small, maybe plant some crops and slowly grow my wealth. This journey won't stop there, though. Once I have amassed enough wealth I will start with my master plan. Cat. Fish. Most of the land would be dedicated to large scale catfish growing. Possibly the largest catfishing operation this world has ever known. Next step, gain power. The government needs to be hooked on the stuff. Get them all addicted, and once that's done I'll cut them off. Nobody could compete with my quality of catfish, so their hands would be forced. I'll be too strong. I'll climb the ranks, and eventually become so powerful I can declare my plantation as its own country. Nobody will have the authority to stop me. What may come afterwards? I give my estate to my most trusted friend and pursue my jazz career. Possibly move to New Mexico and do something similar. Nobody is certain what a man can do once he has gone full circle, but I assure you it will be grand.
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To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.

Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?

So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.

At least you've made it in Hollywood.
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>>767819351
lol. post discord
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>>767819351
Literally no one wants this
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>>767819443
Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.
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I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at
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>>767819128
Oh shit fresh pasta
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>>767818813
Fair enough

When I feel like switching roles and getting fucked by taxes I'll give you a call.
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>>767805060
3218, just got from work. Which was out near your place OP, ya fucken drongo
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>>767814098
'Studies(present tense) at Murwillumbah High School'

Uh oh AFP
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4551 here
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>>767815764
Haha my ex lived in Eastwood so I totally get you
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American here, I want to travel over there eventually, it's real beautiful however do you guys have McDonald's over there? If not that'd be a deal breaker for me unfortunately.
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>>767819898
we do but its australian-ised
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>>767814098
>>767819816
high school has changed alot since i was a kid ... wtf
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>>767819954
As long as you guys have big Mac number #1 large with extra fries at request and unlimited refills then I'm great. Would be just like home
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>>767820224
sorry mate
free refills died a long time ago
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>>767820325

NOT AT HUNGRY JACKS
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>>767820553
hungry jacks aswell
the only place ive been to recently that does it is costcos
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>>767820636

I got a refill at a hungry jacks in gungahlin a week ago.

WHERE U AT SON?
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>>767820739
west brissy
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>>767820824

Oh shit. If you wanted to drive for 10 hours i'd be happy to show you.

Also for money.
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>>767818302
fuck that looks tight.
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yo, OP here. Fuck I thought this thread died like 2 hours ago lmaoo

If anyone's in 3222 I've found a couple potential mushie spots. Gunna check Tomorrow morning, all Thursday and on the weekend. I'll pass on the treasure map if you're close
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never SA in these threads.
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>>767821763
because ya'll too busy huffung deodorant at the front of woollies
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3023 here
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6065 anyone wanna drink or fuck?
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>>767805364
Mateeeee 3223 bellarine 2009
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>>767823331
sure, are you near Georgia st?

f/38 if you're up for it
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>>767805365
Search “death cap mushrooms”.
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He'll yeah, that was good
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2529 here you useless fags
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>>767823570
Wanneroo, got a discord or something?
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Ausfag living in Chicago. AMA
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>>767824264
do you get a lot of american pussy because you're australian?
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>>767823570
Number?
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>>767824188
no sorry. just meet me at #5 Georgia street if you're keen. i'll meet you at the front. my house is a bit further up the road.

i'll wait out now x
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>>767824326
My Waifu is American so I’m not the best person to ask. However when people recognise the accent they get wet over it, it is just that most people will ask what ‘part of London are you from’. At my last job all my friends were chicks - despite me being a loud obnoxious vulgar cunt. I think they play it off as ‘charming’ and ‘it’s a different culture’.
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>>767824562
I like the sound of that. What do you work as?
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6000
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>>767824610
At the time I was a barista at Starbucks. Best place to meet chicks because 4/5 of the people you will work with a women. The other 1/5 is guys but 1/2 of them are gay. Most men will be sœy but some are based.
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>>767824698
fuck yeah, did you go over there with a girl or did you get one after you arrived?
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>>767824497
He may as well.just drive past and throw you his wallet.
At least that way he won't get his head split open
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2560 here
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>>767824947
I'm curious to hear what happens
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>>767825341
we probably won't
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Nice try, Canada.
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>>767825341
i'm still at the front. he still hasn't shown up lol
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>>767825605
are you a real girl? maybe he's overthinking it.
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>>767825679
yeah. understandable though if he doesn't want to come. even if it's not for anything sexual i just wanna watch some Vikings for a few hours then at least.

i have about 5g of bud left too
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>>767825844
jesus I'd be there in a fucking heart beat if that was the case. but I'm in qld so that ain't no help lol.
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>>767805060
It's too early for subs, you might strike luck if you look in high mountain areas. But there hasn't been enough rain, and the overnight temperatures need to below 10 degrees Celsius. They grow in almost every kind of woodchip bed, but they like pine chips the most. Every Suburb in Vic will grow them during winter. If you want to know when the season is in full swing, go to the shroomery forums and check the official Vic actives thread. FYI Queenslanders, the subs found in Victoria are much stronger than the cubes that grow in cow shit up north. Enjoy eating pooh.
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>>767825938
tfw going to London for 6 weeks on the 26th though so will probably miss the majority of Mushie season
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>>767824497
Not gonna go get mugged, at least timestamp some tits and I might
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>>767826018
You'll be in London - where you can literally get whatever you want, whenever you want. Enjoy it bro
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>>767826060
the people's question
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>>767826060
This. Ffs.
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>>767814000
Fuck cunt on ya
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>>767825605
im not far either, but your invitation sounds pretty rapey *bump for tits tho
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>>767814098
Fuck, thought that was my cousin for a sec, but sadly not.
Also you people saying, high school must be underage, most people turn 18 at some point DURING year 12
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>>767818516
Fucking hell, that description, honestly perfect and i want you to know i got a good laugh from it
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>>767818516
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>767808475
www.shroomery.org, try this.
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