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anyone had luck finding mushies yet in Vic?
they're usually pretty active in Ocean Grove (3226), like they literally grow at the highschool. In my area you see like every mushroom besides the good ones. No luck last year either
>All the things that can kill you
You just have to not be an idiot and the wildlife won't touch you. Apart from the fucking magpies, those guys are after blood. Thankfully it isn't Maggie season yet so I'm good for now.
Just wait till harvest season and get them yourself from the otways or lerderderg park you lazy fag
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4051 reporting in cunce. Also interested in magic mushies
6003 checking in. just a 2 hour time delay. god speed lads.
there was a massive stretch of pine trees across the road from the Karingal hub shopping center, but the assholes cut them down to extend Eastlink. you could find them growing there.
what the fucks up with brisbane roads in general
i thought sydney (home of the fags) was bad
still, its good to be living in a white neighborhood again
>former darwin and sunshine (vic) inhabitant
3931 Mornington Peninsula. Apparently they're around in places down here. Haven't looked for them myself.
Anyone else nearby?
Looks like I'm a bit of an odd one out
6151 checking in. I'm over in Perth
The power of my digits suggests otherwise.
lol you can't even own certain video games, or versions of video games. I wouldn't even be talking.
you'd be broke if it weren't for your nanny state writing you a gib me dat check annually. stay mad kid
>SO.O He is behind of it??
I'm just rustling some jimmies, ya cunts.
I love my aussie bros. don't take my shitposting to seriously. I wouldn't mind a brawl or beer with most of ya. I'm just jelly of the crazy wildlife 'cause texas has shit for all. millions of hogs to slaughter and always open season but other than that just fat fuckin mexicans rolling around.
Go to any of the pine plantations around Morwell/Traralgon way (3840) or anywhere east Gippsland. Plenty of mushies there. Found a dozen decent sized shrooms during my lunch break while we were working roadside haha. Might be bush cameras but haven’t had any trouble.
im actually fucken keen for it
>surprised to see old dick and friends on the today show (waiting at the doctors) talking about how people are being advertised to be individuals and have lost their sense of community resulting in increased anxiety and depression
and all without being cut off or called a bigot or whatever bullshit the cunts usually do
nah I live in a very quiet part of the state.
Texas is really big and for the most part people are nice. I live on the border but no where near the bad parts.
funny you mention that.
there hasn't been an issue since the early 90s, late 80s when illegals targeted this part of the Rio Grande. an old neighbor down the street went to prison after sniping a handful of them.
a pair of shitskins broke into his place, slit his dogs throat, and ravaged the rest. he lost it. stopped showing up to work, camped out on his roof and popped them off has they came out of the lake.
ever since then they haven't bothered. he got out a few years later and is still there. the closer you get to el paso or the southern-most tip, the worse it gets.
not specifically being in the army, but just the stigma of patriotic people in it and 99% of patriots in Aus appear to be bogan as fuck
They hurt to talk to
As you can tell I don't like Bogans lol
if only the same was for the political side
>defence members can now change their gender
>hiring and promoting females instead of men who are far more capable
>having recruitment quotas for females, gays, indigenous, trannies
>almost impossible to get in serious trouble as a female
>paying out illegal immigrants millions of dollars
>forcing soldiers in parade unifroms (the same ones they wear for anzac day and funerals) to march in sydneys annual gay parade next to men dressed in bdsm gear. if you refuse you get charged with insubordination
>enitre anti australian parades through the city either slandering the anzacs or saying australia as a nation should burn
say a bad thing against abos, gays or muslims and its your fucking head
we need a leadership purge
That stigma is completely wrong once you're actually in.
Bogans are just loud patriots for the sake of being patriots, we need them, they serve a purpose.
The recruitment scandal is ridiculous, I tried to re-enlist 2 years ago and got told because I'm male I couldn't.. its the CDF's fault.
I queried that if I said I identified as female.. could I be recruited.. the answer was yes...
way i see you got 2 types
the type that says "australia is the best fucken place in the universe" then goes to cash in his doll so he can do shrooms on his porch for the next week (see half the cunts in this thread asking for mushys)
then youve got the people who want to make this a better place. theyre not as vocal but they work hard, participate in the community and want to see this country move forwards
I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
It was the worst night of my life.
thats why me and almost everyone else is discharging as soon as our times up
sick of being treated as second class citizens when we are the majority of workforce
soon well have combat corps full of women who cant do the job, shit cunts who stay in because they cant get the power trip any where else and a handful of people who genuinely love the job even though the direction its going is killing them on the inside
and its only going further downhill
Oh nice lived there a while ago. Have some of my wife's vag for good measure
Fuk me work tomorrow
No kangaroos spend 99.9% of their lives laying around doing Jack shit. Don't even get up when you walk past them.
Australia having all this danger shit, is just shit. Not true.
i kind of hope one of these cunts try to break into my house in the next month or so while i'll be at home.
im very prepared for home invaders and the best part is i'll never get caught because if i dont report the break in what would link them to me or my house
SE QLD here, any of you cunts ever visited or lived in NZ? What's it like? How's lifestyle, work, grog, weed and chicks there? Sick of the heat and the city and the bush isn't for me.
Fuck me sideways. Where did it all go wrong?? Was there a glitch in the matrix? Did blokes just wake up one morning and say " Fuck you testosterone I won't live like this, shackled like a gimp to my masculinity. I'm breaking free, I'm not merely going accept my feminine side, nor will I be satisfied with simply embracing it, Im going to put it in a choke hold and fuck it like a 3 buck hooker jonesing for their next fix. I am man bitch hear me mewl.Look upon me with disdain and ridicule, and behold my fucking man bun.
No doubt there are those amongst us , reading this and coyishly fingering the hairy knob of fuckery held in place at the back of their melon with bobby pins or some other hair taming device that no man should fucking know about let alone possess . And they're right now fevereshly scrambling for justification for being in possession of a coiffure that screams" I'm a fucking douche canoe." You should listen to the scream fellas.
" My girlfriend thinks it's sexy" comes the effeminate cry from the bunned up brigade. You may be right, but that just means you're probably dating a lesbian. Does she wear comfortable shoes? Orange is the new black, one of her favorite shows? Does she fuck you in the arse with a strap on , slapping your arse , tugging at you bitch bun and calling you her dirty little slut?
Sigmund Freud spent countless years studying male sexuality and produced one of the most concise and well researched white papers in physiology history detailing the two indusputible pointers to determine if a person was, as he so eloquently put it. " As queer as pink shit" the first trait was finding the male patient busily gobbing a cock whilst fingering his coit. The other was wearing a fucking man bun. So do yourself a favour gents, grab some scissors, grab some clippers , petrol or any other flamable liquid and cut, clip or burn that crap off the back of your bonce. Society will thankyou for it.
I have a discord channel filled with pasta
Straight up, if you're not man enough to suck another man's cock and balls you are a fucking pussy. Can you kick a tough guy's ass? Great, but can you lick it with your balls? You are still a cuck and a complete bitch because all that tough guy has to do is whip out his bag and you'll run away like a faggot. Not me. I can slap a badass tough guy's nuts on my forehead til it leaves a red mark. I can jam a crazy straw right up your dick hole and suck the cum straight out of your balls. I can straight up whipe the half-dried shit stains off a powerlifters ass hole with my sack and hang myself with his floppy. And I will.
And don't even get me started about how gay pussy is. It's an organ that's literally purpose-built to be a cock sleeve and to extract semen from man dick. Would you lick another man's fleshlight? Fuck no. So why would you touch a girl's pussy? I'd rather tie my taffy balls in a palomar knot and slide down a huge muscle man's rock hard cock like a fireman's pole.
That's right, faggot. I'll kick your ass but I'll fuck it first.
Ever since age 6 I knew what I wanted in life. I had a plan, and nothing could change that plan. Occasionally the teachers would bring people from the community in to speak with us about our futures, but I would laugh in their faces. I told them that their jobs were for pussies, queers, and kikes. Other kids wanted to be policemen, firemen, or other bull shit like that. However, I had true dreams unlike those uncultured cattle, who were being led to their demise at the hands of their own government. First, I would move to Louisiana and buy all the land I could. This wouldn't be your regular grand-pappy's farm. No, no, no friend, this would be truly massive. I'm talking small country size here. How would I obtain this real estate you may ask yourself? Well, it's rather simple, I make a fortune with my trusty saxophone and bugle, coupled with my extensive knowledge of the art of implementing scat into music. Possibly even become a pro wrestler, who knows. With this land, I would start small, maybe plant some crops and slowly grow my wealth. This journey won't stop there, though. Once I have amassed enough wealth I will start with my master plan. Cat. Fish. Most of the land would be dedicated to large scale catfish growing. Possibly the largest catfishing operation this world has ever known. Next step, gain power. The government needs to be hooked on the stuff. Get them all addicted, and once that's done I'll cut them off. Nobody could compete with my quality of catfish, so their hands would be forced. I'll be too strong. I'll climb the ranks, and eventually become so powerful I can declare my plantation as its own country. Nobody will have the authority to stop me. What may come afterwards? I give my estate to my most trusted friend and pursue my jazz career. Possibly move to New Mexico and do something similar. Nobody is certain what a man can do once he has gone full circle, but I assure you it will be grand.
To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.
Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?
So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.
At least you've made it in Hollywood.
Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at
yo, OP here. Fuck I thought this thread died like 2 hours ago lmaoo
If anyone's in 3222 I've found a couple potential mushie spots. Gunna check Tomorrow morning, all Thursday and on the weekend. I'll pass on the treasure map if you're close
My Waifu is American so I’m not the best person to ask. However when people recognise the accent they get wet over it, it is just that most people will ask what ‘part of London are you from’. At my last job all my friends were chicks - despite me being a loud obnoxious vulgar cunt. I think they play it off as ‘charming’ and ‘it’s a different culture’.
At the time I was a barista at Starbucks. Best place to meet chicks because 4/5 of the people you will work with a women. The other 1/5 is guys but 1/2 of them are gay. Most men will be sœy but some are based.
yeah. understandable though if he doesn't want to come. even if it's not for anything sexual i just wanna watch some Vikings for a few hours then at least.
i have about 5g of bud left too
It's too early for subs, you might strike luck if you look in high mountain areas. But there hasn't been enough rain, and the overnight temperatures need to below 10 degrees Celsius. They grow in almost every kind of woodchip bed, but they like pine chips the most. Every Suburb in Vic will grow them during winter. If you want to know when the season is in full swing, go to the shroomery forums and check the official Vic actives thread. FYI Queenslanders, the subs found in Victoria are much stronger than the cubes that grow in cow shit up north. Enjoy eating pooh.
www.shroomery.org, try this.