What's the worst thing you've ever done, /b/? Get it
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
What's the worst thing you've ever done, /b/? Get it off your chest.
I literally killed a sleeping hobo with a rock. It was a quick impulse decision I made when I was blind drunk and I never went back to the area
>>767804954
Holy fuck actually insane visit a threapist dude fo real
Got drunk and fucked my 14 year old male cousin in the ass when I was 22-23
>>767805608
Was he a cute sissy?
>>767804819
I took a shit on a passed out dude at a party and pissed on a passed out chick
>>767805608
What you did was statuatory rape.
A felony crime.
I had consensual sex in the missionary position with intent to procreate.
>>767805863
how do you live with yourself is beyond me!
>>767804954
Alex I'll take Things that never happened for 500 please.
I str8 up play wit my girl doo doo to nut
>>767805949
I posted it again mom!
I downloaded a yodel kid meme
>>767805949
nig what
>>767804819
Cheated on my wife with a 16 year old bitch
>>767806049
how was prison?
>>767806049
That's pretty fucked man
>>767805393
you know hardly anything ever said in these threads is true, right?
>>767806049
Doesn't sound too bad. But I can understand why you'd want to get it off your chest.
>>767805771
you have no idea where this anon lives, 14 yo is legal in lots of places like germany or spain or mexico
>>767806115
seriously, do you fuckers have no inkling of what the law is like around the world? fucking 16 year olds is legal in more places, even in the US, than otherwise
>>767806115
Didnt go to prison
>>767806125
Yes, it is. But I took responsibility, manned the fuck up and changed my life. My wife stayed with me.
>>767805863
I just threw up in my mouth.
>>767806049
It‘s not that bad. You have one life. Live it.
put the box of cereal back in the pantry even though it was empty
>>767806115
Enjoyable they let me play wi they dodoos so I noot
Plural of nut=noot
i paid money to see infinity war fuck me right
>>767806184
Objection! 14 isnt legal in germany. 16 is in consent.
>>767804819
>Hmm, I found who was behind of it...
>>767804819
I spilled chocolate milk
removed a tag from my mattress back in '91 been in hiding ever since
>>767806540
statute of limitation is 25 years for this. stop hiding.
>be me
>20
>live in apartment with teenage(?) cat
>get some vacu-sacks for storage
>cat was in room with me
>go in and out of closet with clothes
>cat gone
>meh.jpg
>probably went to get a drink
>stuff clothes on bag
>hear rustling in back
>probably just the plastic settling
>continues until full
>time to suck
>do the thing with the nozzle
>rustling intensifies
>still thinks the plastic is settling
>done.gif
>grab the bag
>feel something round at the end
>sees cat
>shitshitshit.png
>ctrl+z everything
>pull it out
>tries chest compressions
>gives up
>cat fuckin ded
>goes to random field
>buries it
>when people come over and asked what happened to act i just say it ran
>mfw i dont have to pay bills for the cat, but still sad
>>767806540
You must be a manufacturer then.
>>767806438
no it isnt, its 14
https://www.blja.bayern.de/imperia/md/content/blvf/bayerlandesjugendamt/jugend-und-sex.bfi.pdf
>>767806438
sorry but you ain't right
I posted a banana once
I forgot how to shot web
>>767804819
I stole a $2,000 female dog just to fuck it
>>767804819
I met a girl online, we agreed to meet in a park, turned out it was a trap, when I found out I turned up the sexual aggression to 11 and tried to rape behind some bushes
No lube but (she?) wasn't even really resisting beyond saying stop in a weak voice, said it was hot later
Met a cute underage native chick later, took her back, cuddled while watching movies then spent about 4 hours dry humping her and sucking her tits, she said not to pull down her panties and I actually listened
After I walked her home I said she needed to lose weight, she never wanted to see me again
She was cute and not even that chunky, I probably could've made that one work if I was more patient and subtle
I am a crane operator in Amsterdam, and I masturbate three times a week during lunch hours.
I also keep contraband porn magazines as well as listen to anti-muslim, anti-Turkish and anti-immigration songs up there.
>>767806674
i dont care if its bad i really really liked it
>>767806654
in fact, the sex laws in germany are so relaxed, "they claimed they were older" is a valid defence in court if the kid does look like they could conceivably be older. I know of a guy who fucked a 12 year old boy who claimed he was 16 and he was fine because the kid did in fact look over 16.
>>767806746
furfag
>>767804819
I torrent, and I DON'T SEED! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Come at me, matey!
>>767806758
how's listening to racist songs bad?
i listen to fucking israeli nationalist songs and arabic nasheeds, but i have neither the want to destroy palestinians nor blow up new york
>>767806758
nice
do you enjoy your job? i've always dreamt of being a crane operator
does masturbating to incest, pedophilia and bestiality eroticas count?
I started laughing when everyone got OH-SNAPPED by Thanos.
>>767804819
>What's the worst thing you've ever done
Skull fucked my ex when she was very, very, very drunk.
>>767806932
not if they aren't real
>>767806469
MODS!!!
1- when I was kid I hit a toddler with my bike, his head got fucked up. 3 days later some guy claimed that it was his brother, and he died. What happened after that I do not know.
2- I fucked 3 cousins in a week. They all fell in love with me. I told them I loved them with all my heart. One of them tried to commit suicide.
3- I was stealing other kids' lunch money back when I was in ele school.
4- I tried to rape my mom's bff's daughter when I was 13. Was about to cum into her mouth, but her brother showed up. I punched him in the gut, and told him if he tells anyone I will fuck his mom too.
5- I sometimes do not pay my grocery, acting like doing the selfscan thing, but actually I do not. Saves a lot of money.
6- When I was 10-11 I tried to choke my cousin with my bare hands.
7- During the mid school one of the guys tried to make a joke about me mum, I almost ripped his face off. Teachers interrupted.
8- I rigged the school's elections.
If I remember anything else I will contribute.
I was once in Jaipur, India for a work trip with my wife.
We stayed there for an additional week after the completion of my work and a day prior to my return to Helsinki, we got assaulted on the streets by two young men with nailed sticks.
They were harassing us, touching my wife from behind and such, so I ended up punching one in the neck.
He collapsed right there, and his friend escaped.
I am still afraid that I might have killed a man.
>>767807107
fuck those gandhiniggers. You did the right thing bro.
>>767807107
Don't be afraid, you did the world a favor
>>767806892
I don't know, but I love listening to such songs up in my crane.
>>767806910
I thoroughly enjoy my job, I one day, some plywood got loose while it was 80 meters high, completely annihilated the forklift that was below it.
The guy who tied up the load got a penalty.
I am barely responsible for any damage, so I love it.
as a result of my friends and I discussing movies immediately after leaving the theater, we've spoiled basically every single blockbuster in the last 5 years to random strangers on the subway
I've cummed on my daughter multiple times while she's slept
Cummed? Cum? Came? I don't fuckin know
Made a fake snapchat account and tried to get nudes of my exes sister
>>767807479
How old?
I have never raped, nor killed or even hit a woman.
Having said that, I'm probably worse than 90% of you with the amount of illegal shit I do on a monthly basis.
>>767804819
When I was in middle school I would like to sneak into people's backyards that had fruit trees because I thought I was a scavenger or some shit. One time a lady called me and took me inside to call my parents, I gave her a fake phone number and thankfully pizza hut or something random didn't pick up. It was before school so she let me go but told me to come back after school to pick up all the oranges I dropped, there were a lot. I went back and she took me inside and told me to take off my pants and she sent me over and spanked me oddly enough and then made fun of my dick and jerked me off. I came and she said she could do it again as long as I didn't tell anyone, but of course I had to tell my friends. Some bitch overhead our conversations but not to the point where she could get everything kinda like a super long game of telephone. She told the principal and the school staff came in and sat me down and told me to tell them who was "touching" me. I was worried the lady wouldn't do it anymore so I said a random teacher's name. Nobody liked her so nobody stepped up, granted it was middle school and I doubt students cared but still. She was fired and years later before I graduated highschool, like a few months before, one of my highschool teachers was teaching his last year and he would retire when we graduated. He was telling stories and all this fun shit and honestly gave up on teaching as soon as the second semester started and one day he randomly said he was lucky to have a great career and brought up the teacher I got fired and said she got super depressed and took pills and later died in a hospital. Sorry Ms. Petrossian if you're out there reading my post
>>767807379
anyone that believes in spoilers is an idiot anyway
I once impregnated a Japanese woman in Okinawa.
We lost contact, and I often have nightmares of meeting my illegitimate child and having to explain the details to my current family.
>>767807519
how did that go for you?
>>767807029
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>767807576
but was she hot?????
>>767806818
It's super good, way better investment than a pocket pussy. The downside is you have to raise it, or at least I did, for about 2 years until it's big enough to fuck and then train it to respond to verbal queues and assume the position if you know what I mean
i stole a deck of yugioh cards from wal-mart
>>767807668
Kinda. She's like mom hot. The type of hot to the point were she wouldn't be a pornstar but if you saw her in a thumbnail you'd click on the video and nut to the dirty bitch
>>767807622
I got a couple pics of her in her panties and thats it, she has a bf at the moment so i might try again when shes single
>>767807663
There is no way that I can prove what I did in the past.
You are welcome to believe w/e you want to believe.
But I can tell you one thing, that I got punished in the end, I fell in love with a bipolar chick. She fried my brain. Now I do not feel anything at all.
>>767807691
A Target near was being rebuilt on the inside but it was still operational for some reason. The construction workers would come in at night and construct so during the day I would take Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, and magic the gathering cards to the construction area where the cameras didn't work and open them, stick them in my pocket and walk out. By the time construction finished I had enough to fill a shoebox
>>767807773
noiiiceeee
I drew this image that was once popular here.
>>767807814
I too met a messed up girl
I kinda raped her and she ended up loving it, so maybe part of that was my fault
My lord she was a passionate lover after she learned what passion was
>>767807904
Ah, and this too.
>>767806746
Do you still have it?
Set up phones to record on motion in my bathroom and got videos of my lesbian friend masturbating, an underage friend of the family showering, and I masturbate to both.
No i will not provide. I know too many people who are /b/tards. I like not being in jail.
>>767807936
3out5 have some sort of family/daddy issues in the states. They all turn into super sluts after awhile.
#1 tip is that do not act like you are enthusiastic about sex. Act like you do not care not even when she begs to be fucked like a whore. Control yourself so that you can manipulate her in any way you want.
>>767807964
Yeah her name is Leia
I helped my girlfriend's 12 years old cousin to set up a Minecraft server, taught her how to handle some of the well known commands and plug-ins and such, followed by me joining the server with an account that she doesn't know, made her fall in love with me in utmost secrecy.
Whenever I went to her house to teach her more, she would tell me about this new boyfriend that she met online. But one day, she went all; 'It doesn't matter that guy in Minecraft loves me, I would never date anyone as long as I have you.'
I had to abort all operations from that point on.
>>767808156
i don't get pedos, i mean, i jack off to any porn regardless if they're adults or not since i just don't give a fuck but how can you get off to just normal nudes/literally the least sexual situation someone can be in?
like how the fuck do you find a showering kid sexual in any way? what is wrong with you?
>>767807534
Legal in the state of Missouri
>>767804819
Got pissed off at this fuck wit brother of a girl I used to date. Type of guy who pushed his mom around and hit her, stole shit all the time, couldnt admit he had problems with meth/heroin/pills, that type
Anyway, I threw a shaker bottle, and a few extra components of a meth lab in the open window of his truck, it blew up, and now he's doing a 18 months for production.
Magically the family is doing pretty good with the toxic piece of shit locked up
Convinced a random guy on Omegle to touch and nut on his (((young))) sleeping daughter
>no I will not say the age
>>767808339
Thrill of taboo. Also she was a VERY well developed girl. The kind that you meet and fuck in a bar assuming someone checked her age, then find out she's underage the hard way. D cup, mature face, delicious dark brown nipples the size of a pencil top eraser. Only thing that gave a clue was that her pussy hair was bush shaped but only peach fuzz consistency.
>>767808486
you are a saint and what you did was good
little fucking cunt deserved it for being a total piece of shit
>>767807619
so you are black?
>>767808702
so you jacked off to a showering adult
still don't understand how that's hot but you do you taboo bro
>>767808754
he said he has a current family
>>767807887
Funny thing about the cameras not working in stores like that. I Tried to steal some xbox live membership from target and when I got home to use them I got an error code. Had mom drive me back to get my stolen membership activated and they "assumed" I must've got my membership card mixed up with someone else. Manager asked us if we wanted him to look at the footage to make sure. Almost shit a brick when he said those words. Ended up just leaving and told my mom some lie about it idr.
In short I don't think they really pay attention to their security cameras unless they feel the need to. That guy probably knew I was bullshitting and didn't expose me because I was young.
>>767806262
>Didnt go to prison
yet
>>767806262
>manned the fuck up
doubtful
>>767808754
>>767808830
I am in tears.
He was probably with the marine corps.
>>767806540
only illegal for vendor to remove
>>767808830
true...he was previously a nigger. that happens
>>767804819
i fingered one of my female friends when she fell asleep in my bed
>>767804819
The worst thing I ever done. I mixed all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, I made a noise like this hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience and then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
I got Ketchup on the cap of the bottle and just put it back in the fridge
>>767808876
>>767808889
you could've posted this as one post my man
>>767804954
Why do you keep posting violet
>>767807029
Loooooser
>>767808851
Idiot. Stores don't buy Xbox consoles from Microsoft. They are sent on consignment. Meaning the store doesn't own the product until its sold then they get a slice. So, anti theft products are installed in good's during the manufacturing process so little shit's like you can't get a free ride.
>>767804954
Based alex
>>767808922
being black and being in the marine corps is not mutually exclusive. even the marines have supply
>>767805949
Baby's first shitpost
>>767806540
Fuuuck dude
You're fucked
>>767806115
>>767806125
Sex with a dog is legal in some countries
>>767806631
Fucking kek
>>767806469
BAN THIS PIECE OF SHIT RIGHT NOW REEEEEEE
>>767808851
Wow you are really dumb
>>767809124
Furlandia maybe
>sick fuck
>>767806184
Un Spain it's 16 dumbfuck
>>767806885
KYS
>>767809052
I Was naive. There really isn't a way of getting around that system. I Think that experience alone though changed my entire perspective on stealing.
>>767806949
Hardcore
>>767808992
hot
in high school I had a year younger best friend (i started school late) and she'd stay over at my place a lot in summer and we'd do shit like skinny dip in the condo pool and we slept in my bed together because it was pretty big. She wasn't into me sexually or anything, unfortunately. One night we got drunk on my dad's whiskey and she fell asleep before I did and I was horny af so I spread her legs, ate her out, and came in her mouth
>>767809225
Unspain, is that like Brexit?
>>767809052
the post was bout an xbox live card not a console you dumb fuck
>>767806631
Idk whether to cry for the cat or laugh at your first world problems.
>>767806631
GG, nice greentext fam. What the shit is a teenage cat?
an old roommate we hated got pissed on by everyone while he was passed out in his bed. The girls pissed in cups and us dudes took turns sneaking in and pissing on him. We lived in like a crust punk house so like imagine a bunch of kids in one small town house just sharing shit and living. I say this becasue lots of skids=lots of piss.
My buddy is a big metal head so he was wearing some obscure black metal tee and went in wearing only that, socks, and a gorilla mask. that was the last piss coating on the hated roommate who woke up after and came for me. I payed the most rent since I had a job at a cool dive bar at the time and tips were good. So I got the best room and called some shots. It was mean of me to suggest that and direct it. I got a group of skids to target one skid and piss on him until he left. He actually helped cover rent but he sucked so thats how I dealt with it.
I still laugh but fuck is that ever mean to do. Imagine waking up realizing who you thought were friends pissed all over you while you were sleeping and your only matress is piss covered garbage now. We were all broke kids and he kind of got kicked out of the last place he had.
Piss Boy's girlfriend broke up with him and i ended up banging her right after too. I don't know why I was so mean and power trippoing. Fucking crust kids. Some of them still live like that but I got rich middle class parents so I am in college working on my BA.
>>767809225
woops mixed it up with portugal
>>767804819
I masturbated off some building when I was drunk in NYC....also pooped off one to. Nyc is the shit LETS GO YANKEESSSSSSSSSSSSS NERDS YEE YEEEEEEEE
>>767804819
Rubbed my finger and my dick in-between my sister's ass cheeks when she was passed out after being drunk I chickened out after a couple seconds...
>>767809369
cats live anywhere between 10 and 30-something years
>>767806885
Kek weirdo
>>767806932
Not really
>>767806949
Log savage xd
>>767807029
The 4 is Kek material
>>767809335
>When the item's scanned at the store it's seen as 'outgoing' goods and activated.
All major retail out lets use this system. Now what little buddy, do you know how mass consumerism works and how it protects itself from you?
>>767809375
at least it was funny
>>767809450
You should've jumped off it to
>>767809603
literally nothing you say makes any sense in the context of this discussion
>>767807029
> I punched him in the gut, and told him if he tells anyone I will fuck his mom too
O fuk my sides are fucking gone
>>767809603
are you retarded? because that's not what we were talking about
>>767807904
Long cat is long
on the bus ride home from school about 20 years ago my sister and her friends made fun of me in front of my crush.
i was pretty much a hopeless loser back then and when even my crush started laughing at me... i fucking lost it.
as soon as we were home, i grabbed my sister by the hair, smashed her head against a wall, threw her to the ground and kept beating her for like 5minutes. full force, no holding back. glad she survived.
parents sent me to therapy (rightly so) but the relationship with my sister never recovered. she hasn't spoken a single word to me ever since and i feel horrible about it every time i'm reminded of it...
>>767809375
karma is coming, no doubt
accidentally broke the universe, killing everyone and everything... but i fixed it the best i could so w/e
>>767809880
She deserved it
>>767807904
Nice meme oldfag
>>767809893
This was years ago. I don't know what you mean by karma anyway. Piss boy knows it now
>>767809930
fucking you deserve to be locked in a barrel and forgotten about
>>767804819
>Did something so bad that i cant even admit it here because i know IP addresses are logged and its despicable even by the shittiest lowlife on /b/
I think about it all the time and it eats at me. Still cant believe i did it. Why live.
>>767808992
Yeah I did that too. I felt like a piece of shit afterwards.
>>767806654
moving to germany
>>767806469
I don't get it.
What's wrong with this?
>>767810101
i know that feel bruh
it's gotten to a point that whenever i hear police sirens in my area (it's extremely rare) i immediately assume they're coming for me.
it's paranoid and stupid cuz why the fuck would they use siren to come to my door and take me in without warning but still... it eats at me.
>>767810264
Newfag
>>767810195
good luck, you'll be disappointed to find that once it's legal for them to, kids are reluctant to fuck.
>>767810666
Just gotta have a van full of candy.
>>767805863
Degenerate fuck
Sucked my friends dick but i Didn't say no homo.
>>767809277
nice
>>767804819
>So.O He is behind??
>>767804819
When I was in kindergarten, I went to the restroom. I went to a stall and another boy went in saying that he was there first and wad telling me to get out. I already had my dick out ready to piss. Since he wanted the stall so bad I pissed on him, i aimed at his crotch.
I was the good kid in class who never acted out, so when this little bit h went to tell the teacher. He got in trouble for lying and "pissing himself"
Here's the green text version
>be me in kindergarten
>go to restroom to piss
>go to stall
>other kid comes in saying he wad there first
>wants me to leave
>piss on kid at crotch level
>kid tells teacher
>teacher doesn't believe him
>he gets in trouble for lying and pissing himself
>>767807576
Sylmarfag. Reported, say hi to the FBI
found out like 8 months ago that my step brother raped my sister. She prefers to leave it alone, but if i ever talk to that cunt again ill fucking slit his throat.
>>767811100
>Sylmarfag
what
broke up with my gf who loved me more than anything in life. she continued to give me a chance for a year after, i still fucked it up. cheated on her with 2 girls in one night while i was on MDMA. I miss her everyday, she would have been the perfect mother of my children
>>767811256
you deserve it nigger
>>767811236
Why you waiting pussy? I wouldn't say kill him, but fucking rape him.
Shove a glass bottle up his ass, then slam him on the ground so it breaks in there.
Perfect punishment for a rapist.
i stopped raping a girl halfway, because the bitch was too ugly
When I was 6 I was playing with some older kids who were running and jumping off some embankments around my neighbor's house and I was still probably too young and I fell and broke my hand. I ran home screaming in pain and it was my dad's day off and he was so mad at me and he yelled at me the whole way to the hospital. I felt like such shit for that.
>>767811250
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Sylmar,+Los+Angeles,+California,+Ameerika+%C3%9Chendriigid/@34.3144175,-118.4696007,14z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x80c29026344dd955:0x36782c46851160a6!8m2!3d34.3058278!4d-118.457197
>>767811712
My dad was also a piece of shit b/ro
>>767811745
estonians go away
Fucked my cousin when we got drunk together and nutted in her pussy. That bitch was so tight, squeezed the hell out of my dick.
i exclusively listen to video game music. I am not ashamed.
>>767806469
retard lmao
>>767806758
post your favourite songs pls
>>767812198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_P3-KiQVDxg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfd9krEsr-k&list=PLAC6CCD5897973D5D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE3vwiBd2fU
https://www.youtube.com/user/Manialt/featured
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm932Sqwf5E
I accidentally got someone raped. I chatted with a guy online that wanted to get his sister to fall in love with him and eventually carry his child. He had me chat with his sister online, I told her the truth about her brother. She rejected him and her brother drugged his sister and raped her. Because I was still interested in the both of them, I told him that I was drunk that night and that I'll keep on helping him. The guy kept on raping his sister on a regular basis and eventually got her to keep silent by blackmailing her. I kept on chatting with the guy for 8 months, after a while I got bored and decided to block him. I did this all while pretending to be a 23 yo lesbian named Edna that lived with her lover Lilly. I don't actually know if the guy actually raped his sister and got her pregnant, or if he was just doing a long and drawn out role play. Either way I feel bad about it.
pretend i have a life
actually dont
My First GF never allowed me to fuck her Ass, so one time when i was proneboning her Holding her Arms, i Just changed The hole and surprise assraped her. I came buckets
>>767806631
Lmao
>>767804819
That impact could easily stop babby's heart.
>>767804819
I keep waking up
>>767807619
One day your son's wife will write an article that will change your life, Cotton.
tried cooking for money
>>767806009
dat picture tho...
Went full nigger on a girl,
>begged not to use a condom
>told her she would not be pregnant from this one time
>she refused to do it without
>After 20minutes of calling her retarded because you cant get pregnant this quick she finally agreed to fuck without
>she was pregnant
>vanished like a fart in the wind
>>767810718
thats still rape I guess?
>>767806469
Somebody actually got banned for this.
>>767804819
>SO.O He is behind of it??
>>767805949
I believe it. Alot of ppl are surprisingly into scat and ass play.
This Anon only does the ladder. The former is fucking gross
>>767806469
you monster! Among many stuffs, throw a dog from a 10 storey building, broke 3 or 4 legs to several cats and masturbate daily to anime. Also published false scientific results.
