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Ohohohohohh..
evening /b/, what's everybody drinkin' tonite?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeNb7v2ElAQ
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has that crusty old hat formed any new life forms you fat old douche?
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99999 get
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>>767799992
I mean, there's gonna be a fourth Cloverfield movie soon, so.... wait no, NOTHING! you didn't hear that from me!
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>>767800091
I mean like, I've been out the picture for a while as I've been answering bail on more child molestation charges
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>>767800224
My main hobby is paedophilia.
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>>767800224
Hot sandwich, that was fast~!
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>>767799840
thought you were dead, tophat
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>>767800308
I also enjoy a walk in the park to watch the little children play. I'm always on the lookout for a mom not paying attention.
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>>767799840
How much can you Bench while sober for the 3 hours per week?
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>>767800465
Then it's a one, two, three and into the back of my white van.
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>>767799840
>>767799840
Drinking /b/ro! Haven't seen you in a while. Good to see your still around. To answer you I've been turning a case of a yungling into urine this evening.
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>>767800465
are you literally in a closet?

*brain firing all over the place*
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>>767800593
when you are too stupid to note the difference in the file names
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>>767800464
Busy and overworked. I'll be back in a tic while I change shirts to make this proper.

Enjoy the music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmoFfjTg8xU
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No overage girls allowed
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>>767800853
Nickle works...bullshit.
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I go gay for pay.
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>>767800554
I'm strong, that's all there is to it.

time for more music!!
>>767800575
That's America's oldest brewery, in'nnit? Cheers to that shit!

TIME FOR THE MEDICINE!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR7q-qf3VSQ&t=
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>>767800853
Fuck you and your shitty music. You are a big fat Texan pedo with a drink problem. Like the whole of Texas knows to keep their kids away from you.
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>>767800739
>: 1511847039434
ok: : 1511847039434.jpg

What am I supposed to gleem from that oh master?
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My favourite tune.
https://youtu.be/cGYNuoCigGY
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>>767801133
Double dubs checked, Cheers my man.
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>>767801312
That he's a pedo.
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>>767801415
It's true, I am.
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>>767801409
Difficult times, no?

but I can dig that, let's see how this next chug goes~!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTJ0YMy5g84
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>>767801312
you cant tell the difference from a filename that has win + todays date vs a saved pic with random numbers? Go to bed, faggot
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>>767801415
OIC its all adding up now. The perv hat, sunglasses at night, living inna closet. Gotcha. Thanks. Time to move on.
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>>767801477
I literally cannot stop munching kiddie cock and reading shota.
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>>767801415
samefagging this hard.

I'm embarrassed for you anon
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>>767801585
See his t-shirt on >>767801599
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>>767801572
I dont get it. maybe I will go to bed. Thanks faggot.
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>>767800739
>>767801312
>>767801572
rofl, usually the retarded newfags are sleeping by now, but I guess there is no 7th grade on a Sunday. Faggot is so new doesn't understand filenames...
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>>767801747
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Do you have anything against these feet?

If you don't like them, why is that?
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>>767799840
>what's everybody drinkin' tonite?
jack and cola about to begin. I rarely drink anymore, but cinco de mayo is enough of an excuse (even though it was technically yesterday).
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..hmm

well, there we have it.
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>>767801950
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>>767801547
These poor desperate fucks are always trying to derail your threads. Great you've kept em up your about the closest thing to a 4chan /b/ personality.
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>>767801789
ok so the # means its old since they should start with a 7.. woopedy doo. I missed it. Doesnt change the fact that your mom likes nigger dick.
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>>767799840
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>>767799840
*tips fedora*
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>>767802002
Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!
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>>767802002
Do you like my dildo?
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>>767802203
why thank you m'anon! cheers and good morrow!
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>>767802069
>These poor desperate fucks are always trying to derail your threads. Great you've kept em up your about the closest thing to a 4chan /b/ personality.
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>>767799840
water my dude


>7 months sober
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>>767800739
Nigger you can't change a file name
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>>767802326
Agreed. This guy is one of the few people who make me happy on this godawful board
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>>767799840
>Ohohohohohh..
>evening /b/, what's everybody drinkin' tonite?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeNb7v2ElAQ
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bathtub water
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>>767802326
You wound me anon
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>>767802279
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n00bfags can’t triforce LMaOoOOOOOOoO E YEET
▲U
▲ ▲WOT
M8!!,!1!!!1!??0.o MMmHHhmmMoHO OOOOOOOOOOOHHH
EAT MY CHILDREN EAT MY CHILDREN OOOOH OOOOOOH OOH YEEEAEAAAEHHEH!!!!,!1!1!!!11!1!!,,1,1!!!!
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>>767802069
Derail posters have been around forever, oldfags automatically filter most of that out. Like scrolling through the catalog, any of those verticle blue pictures i know I can skip past and miss nothing.

If some loser wants to spend his time being butthurt in a thread that nobody listens to him in, go for it. He is the one wasting time on something he doesn't like.
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>>767802203
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>>767802511
lel. saved
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>>767799840
thought you died dude. good to see ya
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>>767802554
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>>767801621
Its so obvious and terrible that its actually kinda funny. Just in a really sad pathetic way.
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sixer of lone star pints & smoking weed
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I just can't stop dreaming about little boys asses! Who else is with me????
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>>767800224
>charges
What did you do?
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>>767802695
I mean I literally cannot. All I think about is shota.
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>>767802695
>>767802707
Post proof.
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>>767802423
how filthy is it??
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>>767802698
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>>767802544
OHohH sHITte Wait 0.o

▲ ▲
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>>767802680
what kinda strain?
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>>767802817
I am, don't worry, be happy.
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>>767802943
Indica Child Cock
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>>767803123
kek
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>>767799840
do anything for mexico day?
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>>767799840
I love you OP, ignore them and goodnight
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>>767803287
>>767803319
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>>767803287
Sucking off a three year old.
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>>767799840
WWWWWWWWHAAATTTTTTEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPP ma dude.............. didn't see ya for a long time.........
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>>767803486
good morrow sir!
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>>767803486
Are you a child molester as well?
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Oh shit
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>>767803597
I do dogs as well as kiddies.
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>>767803611
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>>767803611
is that bluepurp
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>>767803611
You've grown a neckbeard, kek.
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>>767803837
It's the only guy more beta than Nickel, Nickel's superfan.
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something without roofies in it
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Still waiting on that proof.
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>>767803858
I had it last time I posted too just a week ago, I will probably shave it after one or two beers. I always wait till I start drinking before I shave
>>767803837
bluepurp?
>>767803979
But the roofies help you sleep better
>>767803911
I just like drinking with people and these threads are great ways to do that.
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>>767799840
all you had to do was follow the damn train, cj
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>>767799840
>>767799840
>>767799840
>>767799840
>>767799840

no way, Nickel lives?????
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>>767804208
So basically you drink alone.
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>>767803611
this fucking guy. you're next pal. that is if the cirrhosis doesn't take you first
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>>767804276
This Santa empties his sack in good little boys.
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>>767804276
>no way, Nickel lives?????
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>>767804380
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>>767804287

how big of a faggot do you have to be to care what people do on their own. please overdose
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>>767804433
Yes, but you do drink alone whilst mommy does heroin.
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....oh what fun it is to suck
On kiddie cock today...oh
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>>767804544

yeah, NO fucking faggot retard. we arent all doing what you do homo
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>>767804663
Jimmies rustled Lone Drinking Dude.

Billy No Mates the Lone Drinking Dude.
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>>767804287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E9ydw_aDMg
Well yeah, more alcohol for me.
>>767804350
Naw I don't drink everyday anymore, just once or twice a week. So I'll probably be fine
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Why can't I find a nice boy to settle down with?
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>>767804830
Nice straggly neckbeard dude!
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>>767804830
well good on you then mate
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>>767805000
Nice trips.
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>>767805123
>Nice trips.
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>>767805202
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ITT: 1 faggot whos arguing with himself,
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>>767805358
>ITT: 1 faggot whos arguing with himself,
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>>767799840
>Hmm, I found who was behind of it...
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>>767805646
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>>767804971
Was it ever answered why they poop banans?
>>767804971
No idea what you talkin about mate
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go back to >>/soc/ you insufferable anal fissures
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>>767799840
Hi Mr. Metokur
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