Can we have a rekt thread WITHOUT gore?
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Can we have a rekt thread WITHOUT gore?
>>767795725
>>767795781
>>767795823
>>767795859
>>767795725
Bump
Bumpity
>>767796464
WTF IS THIS SHIXUHH
YOU PAMGTF
ILL KL YOFG
Bump before it reaches page 10
>>767795911
Kek.
>>767796904
>PAMGTF
What did you mean by this?
>>767797842
Why dont fat chicks know they're fat?
>>767795725
>Can we have a rekt thread WITHOUT gore?
You DO realize this is far more effective at getting gore than actually saying "GORE THREAD" right?
>>767797964
Actually it's worked last couple of days. Had some gore-less rekt threads. Dont tempt them now
>>767797927
>>767798195
>>767798345
>aaaand, scene.
>>767798195
>>767798345
I'm saving these for a fat hate thread
>>767798345
I can't imagine the pain of snapping that left ham hock.
>>767798704
Fuck off
>>767798882
Hahahaha lost. Wtf is this? There was a surgery game, is this that?
>>767799087
Surgery simulator
>>767798345
top kek this was well deserved and very satisfying to watch
>>767795911
>pupper used swinging mace attack
>its surprisingly effective!
>>767797842
I'm surprised the tree didn't get uprooted
>>767798195
This is a great example of rotational dynamics of something that has a different center of mass compared to its geometric center.
>>767797842
>>767795725
That is a lot of bacon
>>767797927
Sometimes, they were not often fat.
Also, fat people don't generally indulge in physical activity, meaning they possibly don't know very well their limits.
>>767800610
nah wamen just dont know they dumb
>>767795725
>Can we have a rekt thread WITHOUT gore?
I think we used to call these 'lightly rekt' if you want to avoid the spitting anons.
>>767800830
Kek
Later in the day
>>767795725
I want to see the video of the farmers coming back and executing the pigs one by one.
>>767801084
edgelord detected
>>767800965
It's a god damn beeracle!
>>767801144
what a massive faggot
>>767795781
NO GORE ! ANON SAID NO GORE !
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH !
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH !
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH !
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH !
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH !
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH !
LISTEN TO THE RULES YOU LOSER !
>>767797816
I read it to mean faggot
>>767801144
>>767797842
>>767798195
Wrists and forearms arent meant for this kind of load. If you cant do a pullup i wouldn't recommend relying on your upper body strength to carry your weight in a pinch
>>767801726
Batman, more like faggot. Am i right?
>>767795911
Multikek
>>767801993
of the many ways to catch a cat, that one does not seem like a good method.
>>767802228
>>767802078
There's no way this is real, corpses don't look like that, the hair is all plastic looking and her head is gigantic in proportion to her body. Also the writing on the note is photoshopped on. The note says the girl was last seen in 2015. Absolute fake. Also CDRs weren't available until 1988, and even then were prohibitively expensive. A tape would have been a more realistic choice.
>>767801993
whi was the idiot who tought that such ha crap trap would work?
>>767801144
>Why burn ass?? Ching chong!
>>767802663
This is a weird copypasta to save man
>>767802663
It is CGI but based on a true story. I believe the murderer was Robert Black.
>>767802663
Are you trying to make a copypasta?
>>767802385
Gotta love China.
>>767795911
finally a pug was useful for something
>>767803041
>>767803055
Wait, why do people think this is a copypasta
>>767798882
lol
>>767803257
sorry, cant see what any of these are until posted.
>>767802078
ugh i was really hoping i'd never have to see this picture again
>>767803281
Because it is
>>767801340
what? one person goes up and another person comes down?
>>767803376
I did not copypasta it lmao
>>767803473
i think there was a passenger.
>>767803482
Yes you did. Google your words.
>>767803257
Ha, love it
>>767803124
Korea*
>>767803257
>that one player on the team that plays the tank position and suffers 4 concussions per game
>>767795859
>Totally not staged
>>767803688
It is on the island of Beijing so it is China
>>767803482
https://www.reddit.com/r/creepy/comments/326iot/kaitlyn_dietz_died_in_1986_this_is_the_last/
>>767800528
What kind of bomb?
>>767803800
bum bUM BUM....
>>767800787
Absolutely love the moment the bitch in pink realises she fucked up
>>767797927
Fat acceptance, though physics doesn't care
>>767803482
Faggot.
Now post your sisters or Moms nudes as punishment or the hacker known as the 4chan will strike at night when your touching yourself.
>>767795911
fucking kek she hit that bitch with a bitch
>>767803919
>>767803875
>>767803800
guys come now.
maybe its just some Library of Babel stuff and its pure coincidence that anon wrote something exactly like a reddit post.
we are in the presence of a miracle tonight
>>767803919
Executive Producer: Larry David
>>767804070
You're right. All hail copypasta anon
>>767801277
you don't like killing?
what you a faggot?
>>767798798
no u
>>767804081
Directed by: ROBERT B. WEIDE
>>767798882
Lmao, source?
I know it is 'Surgery Simulator', but I would like to know the name of the streamer. That shit was funny af
>>767795781
HAHAHAAAA
>>767803868
Nerve gas bomb
>>767798798
no gore pussy
>>767801084
>I want to see the video of the farmers coming back and executing the pigs one by one.
Even better, have a helicopter hog hunt:
https://youtu.be/ATk0zQt85Ak
>>767804070
One problem; he mentions the note saying 2015 but that only makes sense in the context of the reddit title claiming 1986. Even a huge coincidence could not have produced this copypasta.
>>767804638
>how can you shoot women and children like that?
>You lead less
>>767803026
There's an exit right below, they do this for fun
>>767803335
Interesting, got anymore?
>>767803026
what's going on here?
>>767804884
That is nice to know. I'd do that too, looks fun and tasty. Do you know what is actually going on there??
>>767801353
He's a great guy. Should get a medal!
>>767804938
not much sadly. all over the 2 mb limit other than a few gifs. fucking indonesian m00t
>>767803257
Are those chicks or dudes?
>>767795725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7aRR86VfTY
>>767804589
It was a video where Navy SEALS were competing against whatever Israel's Special Forces were. SEALS won btw. Obviously.
>>767805151
Women. Watch women's soccer sometime (not really) and you'll see some hotties mixed in with the tanks anon described.
>>767805165
Painfully fake
>>767805165
>>767805297
This video was confirmed fake, by the person that made the video.
>>767804966
It's a giant tank of bird feed and as it's being processed it's similar to quick sand, so where the seed is getting pulled down, they do too
>>767804759
well look at mr watson holmes over here
>>767804635
Although an asshole, it technically wasn't gore.
Gore suggests bloodshed, there was none.
>>767795725
No gore? What about the little one on the left?
>>767802078
I could cum to this
>>767798195
I don't think she realized how far away she was from the sea.
>>767805585
Thanks, that makes the whole thing make sense now. Fun and nutritious.
>>767805785
One anon said they fly out from the bottom and fly back up to repeat. Another anon said there're pegion pieces in your breakfast cereal. Not sure which
Yeah, right.
>>767805696
suffering/pain is not the same as gore
>>767805918
JESUS CHRIST
>>767805918
you should seriously feel like a piece of shit right now
>>767803958
Physics is sexist, we should ban it
>>767803026
These birds are definitely dead. Grain entrapment is no joke. There is no exit at the bottom, even if there's lots of empty space in wherever it's being emptied into, they'll still be buried under the constant stream of grain. They aren't flying away because there is no analogous threat in nature, so they don't realise the danger they're in until they're trapped.
>>767805988
Sorry guys, couldn't resist posting gore
>>767806272
MODS!
>>767797816
that you are a huge asshole
>>767806272
DUDE FOR REAL, FUCK YOU YOU DAMN FAGGOT. GET THE MODS OVER HERE RN FUCK YOU MAN. ENJOY YOUR B&
>>767798704
hahahahahhhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>767806160
I have seen birds willingly sled down roofs for fun, so i can see them doing the same here.
>>767795725
>Hmm, I found who was behind of it...
>>767801144
>burning his sister's ass instead of fucking her
>chinese are fags confirmed
>>767805526
sad part is he survived
>>767806702
Just like Wiley E. Coyote. Until the next adventure...
>>767802228
Bitch could of just thrown a towel or blanket over it and grabbed it, idk how retarded you have to be to think snapping a lawn chair at it would do anything
>>767800830
Fake.
>>767806920
rofl, thats funny because i have no training with crazed animals but had to pick up a feral cat once and just used a big towel. no scratches and fast as fuck.
>>767801395
shut the fuck up bitch
>>767806931
trumpanzees are always so angry and irrational, gosh
>>767806272
MODS!!! MODDDSSS
>>767804589
One day it will all be israel
>>767801993 I wish the cat would have used her face as a ladder rather than the back of her head and gauged her eyes out.
>>767806272
youre sick, and this is coming from a reel pedo
>>767806675
and how do you expect him to do so?
>nice ass lets fuck
>"gross youre my brother"
>>767807023
>>767806920
>>767802228
wait, you haven't heard of the forgotten cat trapping technique, "lawn chair forceps"?
>>767805151
Females. Gotta love how every female in professional sports looks like some cromagnum ass motherfucker. Those steroid tests really work.
>>767807170
>lawn chair
glad im not the only one that thought that bitch was using a folding lawn chair.
>>767807242
Get some sleep, you have 6th grade on Monday still.
>>767807242
fuck outta here bitch
People don't understand non lethal
>>767807706
that is a beertastrophe
>>767807646
lol thinking jumping into water will kill you
the only way that works... is if you can't swim.
>>767807708
I wanna find the garbage that did this and rape them with a hacksaw blade
>>767807782
He's black
>>767807896
I have absolutely no love for cats, but I can agree that that shit is fucked up
>>767795781
Niggers.
They ruin everything.
>>767807782
past 100m falling onto water is like falling on concrete
>>767808108
LOL LMAO
yeah, tell that to CLIFF DIVERS IN THE TROPICS
HEAD FIRST they dive, EVERY DAY!
>>767806272
>>767795911
The poor pugs eyes probably popped out.
>>767807947
lucky cat, its not near the niggers anymore
>>767808034
HAHAHAHAHAHA this is fucking gold
>>767808154
How high is too high to jump into water?
Stone states that jumping from 150 feet (46 metres) or higher on land, and 250 feet (76 metres) or more on water, is 95% to 98% fatal. 150 feet/46 metres, equates to roughly 10 to 15 stories in a building, depending on the height of one story. 250 feet is the height of the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco.
>>767808257
it died of broken ribs and eternal bleeding
>>767808316
CLIFF JUMPERS DIVE FROM 275 FEET ALL THE TIME
>>767798195
My phone shook when landwhale hit the floor.
>>767808188
These don't work without the sound, faggot.
>>767808388
ok, if you say so
>>767807782
It will kill you, either on impact or kicking you unconsious and then very likely drowning.
Let's say that's a 25meter drop, that's roughly a speed of 80kmh, drive your car at that speed open the window and then hit a bush with your hand (DON'T DO THAT).
pron blooper rekt
>>767807951
fair point...
>>767804502
I second this
>>767808554
what a troll
>>767808554
Sauce
>>767798345
I actually sort of felt bad for this one. I guess I need some more desensitization.
>>767808388
>>767798798
this was a softcore ylyl thread, now it's a rekt certified
fun i had to select all bus images to verify im no robot kek
>>767795725
>Can we have a rekt thread WITHOUT gore
That's called a rekt thread op but retards keep shoving their gore in it and change the thread completely
>>767808188
cursed
>>767808009
What the fuck are you talking about
>>767808628
O SHET
>>767803868
this kind
>>767800787
btw she dieded in the hospital moments later
>>767808188
>>767808418
sp00py alert
>>767808388
These are professionals training that shit for years and the definitely don't hit the water with a bellyflop m8
the very 2nd post was real gore. it's up to the OP to report it and ask for posters to Follow The Thread Rules.
>>767808371
fact check
http://www.viralforest.com/cat-adopted-kicked-viral-video/
>>767798345
I love how that conversation must have gone with the stage crew
>shit what's she doing
>ohhh HAHAHAA
>hee heeeee
>why doesn't she get up?
>what do we do now
>help her up?
>just close the curtain for god's sake
>squeak squeak squeak
>>767802385
and then you have to kill the faggot so you don't pay the hospital bill
>>767803257
when a blonde is more clever than you, you must be so fuckd up
>>767805095
Small tornadoes are best tornadoes.
>>767795725
hey /b/ros wanna join my dikord chanel? - FydRXQ
>>767808885
viral forest is a click-bait site
it's fake news, and you're now blocked.
don't bother trying to talk to me again, I won't be able to see your text.
>>767807079
this might be bait, but i cant resist pointing out that it aint a maga hat
>>767808188
can i make you legally responsible if i have a seizure
>>767808628
What's wrong with her teeth
>>767809040
No worries, don't have time for degenerate newfags anyway
>>767806160
Dumbass newfag you should know theres a 2nd part to this that shows them exiting through a hole on the other side and flying back to do it again. Kys nigger
>>767809070
it sure is. you're trolling.
>>767808108
How about 99 meters?
>>767809180
aaaaaaaaand this is a lie. begone.
>>767808371
still better than being near niggers. Nerve gas would be a worse death by far anyways.
>>767809072
that's like trying to sue others because you're retarded.
you could possibly sue your parents...
>>767808968
Fuck you
>>767808814
rip in peaces sweet whore
>>767808501
kys
>>767806160
Thats bullshit though, if the burds were dying in it then they would prevent them from accessing it to avoid contamination.
>>767808554
kys 2
>>767808113
fuk my phone fell of my hands
>>767809383
they don't process grain WITH birds in it you stupid pederast
>>767807708
>dirty chink
Why does this not surprise me
>>767808628
kys3
>>767809433
>>767809520
backstory?
>>767802078
Newfag edgelord with bad shoop detected.
>>767807631
yeah his spine is all snapped up at the very least
fuck off
>>767802687
that dumb bitch , stupid
>>767809567
He's a gook
>>767809567
north Korean slaps white American peace delegate, secret service radios for him to stopped at the entrance to the mall
he's arrested, and is still in a S. Korean prison
>>767803335
fucking tree comes rolling through like a tumbleweed
>>767808016
kill the dirty ape
>>767798704
>June 4th 2018
>>767804129
Stop being a faggot. Its because its what faggot edgelords who have never shot a goddamn thing in their life would say. Who cares about a pig? They are delicious and the reek to high fucking heaven cleaning them.
>>767808501
Cat maybe but this is dog
>>767808554
SAUCE?
>>767797842
Volcano erupted in China.
>>767808968
Shitfaced cockmaster
>>767809751
6th of april, genius
>>767807242
Hurr hurr hurr now imma post the one where a kid gets his face bashed in with a Super Soaker. Nobody has seen that before. 2edgy5me
Nigga that fucking video is so old I was probably your age when that idiot posted it and /b/ got him prison time.
>>767803800
>link referring to pic
>1986
We were still in cassettes back then
Also, reddit link
Kill yourself
>>767806160
No, Le Redditor that posted this on Le Reddit said they're ejected at the bottom and just fly up for another ride.
>>767807631
What an idea jesus christ.
>>767807896
/b/ got her prison back in like 2008. Shes from squishkitty a wacko site where chinks pay chinks to crush animals and jerk off to it. There were some ones with stilettos I am happy have disappeared from life.
>>767806702
The guy filming it had the balls to jump after him, to get down faster to help out splat guy
>>767804808
>>how can you shoot women and children like that?
>>You lead less
retard version of the movie
>you lead less
>>767807080
i dont get it
>>767795725
on an unrelated not, Does wild hog meat taste good?
>>767808968
BEGONE, THOT
My gift to the anons of this thread.
>>767810670
Edgelord detected
>>767810670
My god he is just a kid, how horrible.
Thoughts and prayers to his family.
#nsfw #nsfl #thoughtsandprayers
>>767808968
Is this now a "You're mother will die in her sleep" thread?
>>767797842
It looks like she held on for a second but no, she was just falling.
>>767808154
You stupid shit, cliff divers don't go from that high up. Here's info from the Golden Gate bridge...
"The impact is tremendous. The body goes from roughly 75 to 80 mph to nearly zero in a nanosecond. The physics of inertia being what they are, internal organs tend to keep going. The force of impact causes them to tear loose. Autopsy reports typically indicate that the jumpers have lacerated aortas, livers, spleens and hearts. Ribs are often broken, and the impact shoves them into the heart or lungs. Jumpers have broken sternums, clavicles, pelvises and necks. Skull fractures are common."
"Which means you die one of two ways, or a combination of both. One, you hit the water and the impact kills you. Sometimes the jumper is knocked unconscious. Other times, the jumper survives for a time. The person can be seen flailing about in the water, trying to stay afloat, only to succumb to the extensive internal bleeding. Death can take seconds or minutes. Two, you drown. You hit the water going fast, and your body plunges in deep. Conscious or otherwise, you breathe in saltwater and asphyxiate."
>>767810903
Oh wow, is he okay?
>>767810309
Sure, post vid. Had to do a grain entrapment test for working in silos with similar materials. Alone the weight would kill the bird.
>>767810788
This is non-gore thread not because emotionally weak can't watch bloody stuff but to get little different content than worn out stuff that's posted everyday.
Btw thanks for posting just that retard.
>>767810762
He aint a kid you pussy ass tard he a old fart just midget looks like kid
>>767810788
Worms cant scream. You'd know this if God didnt bless you with autism.
>>767811008
yeah, hes fine dude.
>>767811120
yeah, good try.
>>767808113
fucking got me
>>767810479
Whats the correct version?
>>767811176
>>767808968
i don't fall for the mom thing but this scares me more.
>>767810964
i rate your essay 9/10
I know this is a long shot but can anyone recognize this webm from the thumbnail? And if you have it please send it
>>767807995
story
>>767811327
Whatsitaboutdick?
>>767803800
>kill yourself
Anyone can write this shit
>>767811386
He's james dunken
>>767811120
his face, top kek
>>767808034
God: Not so fast
>>767802663
>
christ you're a fucking idiot
>>767811209
>>767808082
I can fucking hear the BANG sound.
>>767810903
How's he still moving his legs without any muscles? And why isn't the guy behind him reacting?
