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Poorly described games thread was fun. Let's do another
>Edgy half demon
>Brother's kind of a dick
>This fucking clown is everywhere
>>
>Green robot dude
>Earth's polluted
>Turn into a robot bomb, or robot shark sometimes.
>>
>E
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> in the future
> Be a one man army
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>plumber
>med school
>prescribe what is obviously way to many pills.
>>
>>767795372
Doom?
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>>767795372
Halo: Reach
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>>767795429
Dr Mario, try harder
>>
>> 767795372 it can be any modern vg dude, just think about it
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>>767795372 any modern video game my dude
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>Demon anus opens in sky
>Literally everyone is gay
>You're a literal Deus Ex Machina Macguffin faggot
>>
>be super cool agent dude
>go to a niggas house
>dead bois all around
>>
>>767795016
>be a cop
>sent to pick up a dangerous felon
>whole thing goes tits up and you kill him and his whole family
>>
>>767795974
Far Cry 5
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>>767796077
God damn it I'm never vague enough with these.
>>
>>767795833
Dragon Age Inquisition?
>>
>be cuck for a female
>female gets kidnapped
>go kill tall bois to save female
>die after killing all of them because of some bad information given to you
>>
>>767796316
Shadow of the Colossus
>>
>Be elite counter terrorist
> die anyway
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>>767795869
Since no I've has tried to guess this one

>be criminal
>plan goes bad
>family member dies because of your stupid criminal activities
>go and kill the people who got family member killed even though you were stealing from them to begin with
>>
>You have to prove you respect capitalism before you're allowed to snitch on a couple dragons
>Kill them yourself without help anyways
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>>767795538
Solve the first two then
>>
>Bitch I banged gets killed
>Arrested for killing
>Break out and kill a bunch of people
>Prove innocence
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>>767797482
Dishonored?
>>
>>767797109
Skyrim
>>
>Sister gets kidnapped
>Sail across ocean looking for her
>Stab a guy in the face
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>>767797779
Дa
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>>767797959
Breath of Fire 4
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>>767797784
Nope. You don't have to prove you respect capitalism in Skyrim really
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>>767797996
Heт
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>>767798049
I don't read Rusky Runes, my dude.
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>>767795151
Vectorman
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>>767796245
Yes
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>>767795016
Devil May Cry 3
>>
>>767795016
>autistic guy and his celebrity best friend fight against ecoterrorists
>>
>wake up
>find shit
>survive
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>>767795016
Little Nicky
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>>767798023

>perform services
>like getting shit for the court wizard
>get gold
>capitalism
>like the first thing you do in the first village you come across is smithing
>trade that produces goods for gold
>capitalism
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>>767798049
Wind waker
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>>767798264
Is there a Captain Planet video game?
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>>767797959
wind waker
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>your entire family got murdered by drug addicts so you go around breaking into people's medicine cabinets
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>>767798149
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>>767798464
No and you also have help killing dragons in Skyrim
Gothic 2 was the game I was looking for, folks.
Gothic 2.
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>>767798408
Nah
>Also fight Cerberus
>Kill some bat lady who turns into a guitar for some reason
>>
>pursue some dragonboi
>find some corrupting substance
>kill dragonboi
>blow up some hole full of said substance after the big bad gives a succ
>>
>>767796574
csgo
>>
>>767798264
Got it
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>>767798165
Nice. It's vectorman
>>
>>767795016
Devil may cry
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>>767798852
You gave the exact summary of the game.
>>
>you can use that ebotdz today but you have to wait right next to a town portal in act 5
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>time travel lesbians
>>
>>767798916
diablo 2
>>
>Get airdropped in forest
>Blow up nuke launcher
>Shoot a bitch in the face
>>
>>767798952
Time Tenchi
>>
>>767799004
Mgs3
>>
>>767798683
Brutal legend
>>
>Jim Smith flew a fighter jet directly into the ground but there are twenty enemy soldiers staring at the wall inside a small house
>>
>crash land
>animals
>impossible to beat final level
>>
>be ex-con
>dirty cops cut you a deal
>help out snake oil salesman
>meet Death
>pick flowers for a corpse
>cops kill you anyway
>>
>>767799114
Maybe far cry 3? I never actually finished it.
>>
>>767798623
>first thing you do in the first village is smithing
Bruh what? It could be a lot of different things, depending on which artisan you want to apprentice.
In Skyrim the main storyline guides you into learning Smithing by talking directly to a blacksmith about using the forge outside.
>>
>>767799150
Red dead?
>>
>>767799093
Yes
>>
>>767799153
nope, it's older
>mad scientist type doctor
>>
>bunch of robot assholes attack everyone
>bunch of literal gods team up
>Captain America guy becomes team lead
>mexican forms team edgy
> team falls apart due to infighting
>mexican and Captain America kill eachother, but not really
>new gods team up
>>
>>767799167
Yes but that's optional in Skyrim and like I said, the entire game is about you getting tangible help to kill dragons.
Just shut up I was talking about a different game homo
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>>767799196
Yup. I yearn to relive my first time playing through that game.
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>>767799167
It's been a while since I played so memory's kind of fuzzy, but if you go along with what the story wants in the beginning, you go to riverwood to meet that one guys cousin whatever. And he shows you how to smith iron daggers. That's the early thing I can remember after escaping the dragon
>>
>>767799114
Turok?
>>
>come to home town
>get mixed up in old business
>race riots
>mfw all you had to do was follow the train
>>
>>767799393
close
>animals
>ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
>boxing kangaroo match
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>>767799381
That's exactly what I was referring to.
>I'm not arguing, you're arguing.
>>
>get your Doctorate
>Beans
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>>767798337
Don't starve?
>>
>>767799406
Damnit CJ.
>>
>you keep getting blurry vision and then you drive a car through a collapsing building before duct taping the can of antiseptic spray to the pistol
>>
>>767799503
Far Cry 3
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>>767799406

Yeah, yeah, yeah homie
It's yo' man
OG Loc in the place
You kno' wha' I'm sayin'?
I'ma, I'ma 'bout to bust it off on you a little somethin' like this
A'yo, a'yo, a'yo ma' man
CJ! Yo'! Yo' ma' man
C' is up in the place
I'ma do it for you dawg!
Oh, OG!
Let me hear you
Say OG!
A'yo, a'yo it's Loc baby
A'yo it's Loc baby
It's Loc, it's Loc, no joke, no joke!
I'm the man in the place, punch you in the face, a gun in my waist!
It's Loc baby, a'yo w'sup Loc?
It's Loc, no joke, it's Loc, it's Loc, no joke, no!
Let me see you wave yo' hands in da' air!
And wave em' like you just don't care!
Let me, hear ye say
Loc is the man
Loc is the man
It's Loc baby!
Hey yo it's Loc baby!
Hey Loc is the man!
Loc is the man!
It's Loc baby!
Hey yo it's Loc baby!
Hey, hey, hey
You ready for this man?
It's OG Loc here in the place
I'm gonna start low
I'm gonna start that oxy for you brotha!
A'yo he yo it's Loc baby
A'yo it's Loc baby
A'yo it's Loc baby
SAAY OG!
SAAY OG!
HEEEY SAY OG!
SAAAAAY OG!
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH BABY!
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>>767799114
crash?
>>
>>767799406
Yeah, yeah, yeah homie
It's yo' man
OG Loc in the place
You kno' wha' I'm sayin'?
I'ma, I'ma 'bout to bust it off on you a little somethin' like this
A'yo, a'yo, a'yo ma' man
CJ! Yo'! Yo' ma' man
C' is up in the place
I'ma do it for you dawg!
Oh, OG!
Let me hear you
Say OG!
A'yo, a'yo it's Loc baby
A'yo it's Loc baby
It's Loc, it's Loc, no joke, no joke!
I'm the man in the place, punch you in the face, a gun in my waist!
It's Loc baby, a'yo w'sup Loc?
It's Loc, no joke, it's Loc, it's Loc, no joke, no!
Let me see you wave yo' hands in da' air!
And wave em' like you just don't care!
Let me, hear ye say
Loc is the man
Loc is the man
It's Loc baby!
Hey yo it's Loc baby!
Hey Loc is the man!
Loc is the man!
It's Loc baby!
Hey yo it's Loc baby!
Hey, hey, hey
You ready for this man?
It's OG Loc here in the place
I'm gonna start low
I'm gonna start that oxy for you brotha!
A'yo he yo it's Loc baby
A'yo it's Loc baby
A'yo it's Loc baby
SAAY OG!
SAAY OG!
HEEEY SAY OG!
SAAAAAY OG!
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH BABY!
>>
>pretend those poor infantry are bloody bugs and step on them
>me and the briefing boy are gonna talk
>cougar, madcat, atlas
>og xbox
>going down hard
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>>767799452
Is it actually Kangaroo?
>>
>given cracked version of a game
>shitty polygon graphics
>basically get brain fucked by game
>Who said they were your enemies?
>>
> mysterious town
> all citizens are completely loyal to you
> l i v e
>>
>takes two and a half minutes for gameplay to begin
>get killed three minute into the round
>Only one game mode
>>
>always waking up to weird shit
>some lifeguars bitch saved me thwn got rekt by feds
>did i kill the president?
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>>767795372
Mass effect trilogy
>>
>>767799601
>>767799733
>space station
>valley
>robot
>>
>>767799452
Silicone valley?
>>
>>767799786
yes
>>
>>767799734
Polybius
>>
>>767798337
Ark?
>>
>>767799735
Sim.city
>>
>>767799774
Black Ops 1?
President part
>>
>>767799861
Nope older
>>
>I'm homeless because I didn't take my schizophrenia medication but all I really do is sneak around and steal shit
>>
>>767799114
>>
>>767799861
What does lifeguards bitch have to do with BO1
>>
>Weird kid finds his way into government complex.
>What the fuck dude... Seriously.
>>
>>767799841
nope, try again
> small town
> fruit
>>
>>767795869
>>767796755
>Since no I've has tried to guess this one
What kind of fucking drugs are you even on faggot? Holy shit

I'm guessing GTA San andreas
>>
>>767799942
Animal Crossing
>>
>>767799765
any battle royale game
>>
>Be Space marine
>Put on easy security mission for a luxury ship
>Ship gets taken over by alien hive mind
>Blow up hive mind
>Shoot computer bitch in the face
>>
>>767799942
Stardew?
>>
>>767799974
ding ding ding
>>
>>767799942
Animal crossing niggers
>>
>>767799977
Systemshock?
>>
>have to wake up before you want to on most days
>need to perform boring and arbitrary tasks all day most days or else your sex life falls apart and you're never allowed to be comfortable
>really weird spawn points
>>
>>767799816
Nope
>3 colors
>>
>>767799339
Overwatch
>>
>>767799810
Aww yeeeaaahhhh!

>be small
>be hungover
>have a bad day and be pissed off
>tits
>fuck
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>>767799641
That wasn't poorly described, but it was MechAssault
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>>767800126
Congrats
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>>767798551
Max Payne?
>>
>wop
>the Devils got me now!
>poor man's venom.
>JACKIE!
>>
>>gotta throw bolts
>>everybody is Russian
>>
>>767800075
Harvest Moon (any of them)
>>
>>767795016
>Be lost, ashore
>Too many round objects
>You have beat this weird dude who'd fuck a statue 4 times
>Also, tentaclefaces
>T H C C C A I N M A R K O
>>
>>767800174
Spawn
>>
>>767800174
Prototype
>>
>>767800231
Close, but no
>>
>>767800174
The Darkness
>>
>>767799030
You're a fucking retard

>>767798952
life is tumblr
>>
>>767799904
We happy few?
>>
>>767800174
the darkness?
there was a guy named jackie I think
>>
>>767800287
Got it!
>>
>>767800301
Got it!
>>
>walk through some stupid door
>help a liberal who's becoming increasingly more conservative find peace with the fact that he's gay while poisoning someone's drugs and then you get a free castle
>>
>be me
>have Amnesia
>kill heaven to remeber who i was
>>
>>767800172
Yes


>>767800189
No


>>767800298
Yes
>>
>>767800185
STALKER?
>>
>skull balls
>colorful blocks and cubes
>shake shake
>>
>>767800116
conquers bad furday
>>
>shitty sequel
>kill crazy niggers in africa
>sexy nigress helps
>>
>>767796755
watch dogs?
>>
>>767800448
RE5
>>
>>767800448
Far cry 2
>>
>>767800443
Yessir
>>
>>767799904
Thief?
>>
>>767800448
RE5
>>
>>767800494
Ring a ding ding baby
>>
>>767800448
Resident evil 5
>>
>roll out into town
>nagging bitch behind my back
>hoes keep pissing me off
>go through a bunch of shit
>tons of mumbo jumbo bullshit to deal with
>jesus christ I have to do everything
>little fuckers I saved end up being useful
>>
>masculine murder / power / control fantasy climaxes with rescuing a Woman from a beast with several phallic representations on it's back
>>
>>767800433
Boom blox?
>>
>you violate the law
>>
>>767799452

Animal Crossing
>>
>staring zone
>thug kills foster father
>liberate the land
>you are a demon god's bastard child
>GG
>>
>no arms or legs
>robot suit
>big ray gun
>jet bike
>>
>>767799462
Dr. Eggman's mean bean machine
>>
>>767800597
No
>>
>>767800370
Darksiders?
>>
>hungry paranormal investigator
>>
>>767800580
Longshot but RE4?
>>
>some group did some shit once
now you are out to do some shit
>make it to a city
>need to kill guy with no face
>succeed eventually
>>
>>767800660
Dark Messiah of Might and Magic?
>>
>appear in forest with 3 tools
>kills god in 2 weeks
>>
>some weird shit happens while you're walking home or something so you don't respond to your mom's text messages but then a weird looking chick in a flooded basement forces you to commit suicide
>>
>>767800763
nope, Baldur's Gate
>>
>be a little boy
>wake up
>travel across seas for eternity
>>
>>767800681
Pacman stupid fag
>>
>>767800727
>>767800580

nope
>one giant puzzle
>>
>>767800418
Da
>>
>mental hospital
>needle men
>the Beast inside of me
>mystery
>it was me the whole time...
>MAYBE!?
>>
>>767799765
Maybe ninja garden?
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>>767800600
Oblivion
>>
>be dual wielding bad ass capable of fucking up ANY one in a fight
>drink some soy milk by mistake
>main character accidentally a family
>get relegated to oldman with axe
>>
>>767800781
Terraria
>>
>fat guy in tights
>fucking disgusting
>tissues please
>>
>cool guns
>Kill people for style points
>>
>>767800885
Can't be DMC, most of the guns were cringe tier edgy faggotry.
>>
>>767800883
Tinkle? Windwaker?
>>
>>767800867
It was the 3 tools wasn't it?
>>
>>767795016
Devil may cry
>>
>>767800855
God of War - All of them
>>
>>767800883
majoras mask
PAPAH PAPAH!
>>
>>767800940
Yea boi, though I suppose the Copper Sword doesn't count as a tool in the traditional sense.
>>
>get shot in the head at work and then run around naked killing everyone before accidentally stepping on a pile of dynamite
>>
>>767800885
That John Wu game, was it Hard Boiled or something like that?
>>
>>767800855
God of War?
>>
>>767800984
I guess you didn´t read past the first line of text then faggot.
>>
>some wapanese dude plays god
>shit is awesome but also creepy
>gov sends adam sandler and ethnically diverse team™ to stop him
>ocelot thinks you're a pissant
>shit goes haywire, but you get there in the end
>oops, the dude has been dead for years
>bosses feature a walking ion cannon, a bad dog, a satellite and shitloads of mecha
>you play serious sam at the end
>>
>>767801038
It's a specific one
>>
>light tennis boss battle
>>
>Be really thin
>Find evil prison in the sewers
>Pick up mad pussy along the way
>>
>phone calls
>make deliveries
>fill in for jobs
>take out crime syndicate
>almost uncover conspiracy
>In jail now
>die by nuke
>>
OK, got a few. I'll try to make it easiest-hardest.

>1. I never asked for this.

>2. So, a boy, his horse, and a dead girl walk into a temple...

>3. You yell at things until they die

>4. Dysfunctional family problems put your through Hell. A nice Lady helps you kill a clown.

>5. Loli mom gets mad, starts liquidating everyone in her way. You shoot your brother in the face. He still doesn't leave you alone.

>6. In the end, you get raped. Literally. It would be nice, if not for your team mate's ghost trying to kill you out of jealousy, making it impossible to enjoy your nut.

>7. " there ain't no gettin' offa this train we're on, till we get to the end of the line." Special guests: big swords, big rocks, big problems.
>>
>>767801083
Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
>>
>>767800937
>>767800989

Nope! Earlier... 90s humor
>>
>>767801062
Dad of War
>>
>>767801103
Hotline Miami 2
>>
>>767801043
God of War I - Kratos is a tough ass muthafaka who kills everyone and then anheroes because he is a whiny bitch.

God of War II - Kratos is a tough ass muthafaka who kills everyone and then anheroes because he is a whiny bitch.

God of War III - Kratos is a tough ass muthafaka who kills everyone and then anheroes because he is a whiny bitch.

God of War IV - Scandinavia bullshit with kid

Prolly you've never played past the first 10 minutes of GoW I
>>
>>767801138
Half right
>>
>>767801142
Winner winner, chicken dinner
>>
>>767801139
super punch out?
>>
>Get robbed
>Find furries
>Kill robber
>>
>>767801193
Getting closer, but nope
>>
>>767800930
You are right, it is not.
>>767801030
Nope.
Tip
You can kick people for bonus style points ans also you have a leash
>>
>Wanna be warrior woman
>Become warrior woman
>everyone dead
>batshit crazy things
>documentary
>>
>>767801142
BOY
>>
>>767800600
Oblivion
>>
>>767801238
Bayonetta
>>
>>767801225
oh the the one with the...fart guy in the green suit
>>
>>767801167
Have you even played any of the games you stupid motherfucker? He only tried to an hero in one of them.

I recommend you kill yourself as soon as possible.
>>
>>767801164
Yes try this one
>>767799734
>>
>>767801238
Bulletstorm
>>
>>767801238
leash and points? has to be bulletstorm
>>
>>767801238
Bulletstorm
>>
>>767801127
1. Deus Ex Human Revolution
2. Shadow of the Collossus
3. Skyrim?
4. Devil May Cry 3
5. No Idea
6. F3AR
7. Killer is Dead?
>>
>>767801238
Bulletstorm?
>>
>>767801274
>>767801225
boogerman
>>
>>767801311
7 is FF7
>>
>be psychopath
>Another psychopath is dying of a blood disease
>Now you are too, faggot
>>
>>767801274
Winner winner
>>
>>767801283
Nigga, you ever even played the games?
This bitch stabs himself every 30 minutes, because someone mentions that he is a cuckass feggit like you.
>>
>>767801367
10x
>>
>>767801401
(you)
>>
>>767801288
I thought about this one and I couldn't get it do you have any more hints
>>
>>767801273
Nope
>>767801293
>>767801295
>>767801304
Yep
>>
>>767801018
New Vegas
>>
>>767795016
Holy fucking cock I loved new vegas. So many hours of lols.
>>
(Donkey)
>>
>>767800580
>>767800836
>shit eggs out of my asshole
>couldron says some questionable shit
>>
>>767801448
>Super slow motion
>>
>plane crashes
>cannibals
>must find son
>>
>>767801499
Banjo Kazooie?
>>
>>767801527
The forest
>>
>>767801499
Banjo?
>>
>>767801567
>>767801581
yes
>>
>Live with creepy uncle
>You dont really talk much
>Live in shitty shack in the middle of nowhere
>only thing in it is a single bed to share and some pot
>Uncle falls down a fucking hole and just dies
>Shit now what
>Might as well try to get laid now that you have crapshack to yourself
>Dont even get laid
>>
>>767801575
+1
>>
>dress fly
>get ass
>get money
>no point to entire game
>Charlie Sheen's virtual life
>>
Guns
Bad guy is a funny dick
4 player co-op
>>
>be a nigger
>escape from the law
>kill a bunch of dudes
>kidnap a loli
>befriend a redneck
>kill more people
>Get dismembered and chained to a radiator
>die
>>
>>767800662
Earthworm Jim
>>
>>767801527
Heavy rain?
>>
>>Shaaaaauuuuuun
>>
>alien
>hourglasses are fuel
>mario 64 esk
>>
>>767801617
zelda link to the past
>>
>>767800844
Silent Hill?
>>
>undetermined year
>have to fight for everlasting peace
>it's not my usual nemesis this time, gee, i wonder who it is
>it was actually my usual nemesis all along wow who would've guessed
>>
>>767801676
Fallout 4
>>
>Japanese sniper is a robot baby
>Robots disguise as humans
>best friend is a horny black pedophile.
>>
>>767801634
7 Sins?
>>
>>767801650
Winner
>>
>>767801676
>press x to jason the game
>>
>>767801725
megaman
>>
>>767801676
Heavy rain
>>
>>767801311
1-4 - YES
6 - close enough, F.E.A.R. 2
7 - nope

>>767801367
Yes.
>>
>>767801723
No, but really close.

>I'm a real MONSTER when I'm mad, little girl
>>
>>767801670
You've never played heavy rain have you?
>>
>>767795151
Vectorman 1
>>
>>767801719
Yep good job
>>
>wake up
>fatass annoys your whole family then cries like a little bitch
>fatass fucks with you entire time and you can never get him
>kill yourself
>win the game
>>
>>767801311
pretty sure 5 is the first FEAR
>>
>>767796316
SoTC
FUCK YOU DIRGE
>>
>>767801922
Makes sence
>>
>>767801288
Superhot?
>>
> Kill robots on the moon
> Fuck bitches
> Sex with hoes makes you more powerful
> Your brother is a cross dresser
> Murder brother because of his disgusting thong
>>
>my sister is missing
>oh hey, it's a hole in the ground
>oh fuck, I fell in
>why aren't you wearing clothes?
>hold this priceless relic for me until we get to town
>get harassed by some faggot in a bar
>naked asshole smashes priceless relic across faggot's face
>guess there's nothing else to do but have the asshole tag along as I continue my search for my missing sister
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>>767801989
*Slurp* *click* nice
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>arrive to this shithole province by boat
>surrounded by the niggers of elvenkind
>committed some sort of crime but was personally pardoned by the leader of our country
>end up having to kill three living gods
>eventually stop fucking around and track down the tools of some long-dead basement dwelling engineer so i can crack another god's skull in
>sixth house my ass
>>
>>767801372
Mgs4?
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>wake up in a coffin
>dig my way out
>get hunted like I'm some illegal
>eat some cat
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>>767801922
>>767801965
Correct! I gambled on tripping someone up by having a game and it's sequel side next to each other on the list.
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>>767802037
that mean I'm right LOL I don't know I've never played the game?
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>>767802046
Morrowind, my n'wah
>>
Morrowind
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One big boy/girl plays a very one-sided tag with 4 spooked people that keep cheating by smashing pallets over his/her head
>>
>go to school
>join sports team
>get shot by tank
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>emo boy band
>Kill monsters
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>>767802046
Morrowind, N'wah
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>>767801723
My bad dawg. Explained it so badly I got it wrong myself. Not mental hospital, Haunted Prison.
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>>767802219
>>767802130
lol
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>God gives you tattoos while a Schizo pirate plays in the sand
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>>767802186
DMC - the new one?
>>
>>767801765
>>767801779
Ding
>>
>>767802253
Farcry 3?
>>
>>767802186
FF XV
>>
>>767795016
Devil may Cry 3
Ez
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>gotta keep my pimp hand strong
>what the fuck
>>
>>767802287
That fits, but this is a 4 member boy band
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>Post Apocolyptic finding nemo
>>
>>767802330
Got it
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>>767802311
win
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>>767802365
Fallout 4
>>
>Old guy dies
>Find his son
>Kill big demon dude
>Save the world
>>
>guy kidnaps you because you have powers and kills your dad
>raises you in secret
>his boss finds out
>he kills you in space
>you wake up
>everybody says you shouldn't have your powers anymore
> you still have them
>>
>mom dies
>travel to different realm to save her
>partner carries a lantern everywhere
>realm faces the wrath of a witch
>>
>swimmin around
>yell at stuff
>jump over rocks
>watch out for those jellyfish
>the fucks the point of this game?
>>
> Wake up
> Fuck a redheaded woman
> Kill some guys
> Go to a village
> Kill some other things
> Fuck a read headed woman in a cave
> Go to some town
> Meet a long forgotten read headed female friend
> Guess what happens then?
> Meet a read headed prostitute on the street
> Fuck her too
> You are basically just fucking read heads, while performing menial tasks for some twats.
> Everyone loses their mind, because you collect memorandum from your meetings with these lovely ladies
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>>767802411
Oblivion also this game has been done
>>
>>767802186
Charlie Murder
>>
>>767802417
Force Awakens?
>>
>>767802468
It's generic enough, could be something else. (probably is Oblivion, tho)
>>
>>767795016
Devil May Cry 3
>>
>>767802496
Yup
>>
>preteen fights alien wolves to steal household items
>>
>plane crashes
>you muties got drugs?
> THEMS SOME POWERFUL DRUGS
>slug sisters
>man and wife before the serpent
>go golfing with Howard Hughes
>frank, you're a master of disguise
>purple daddy
>gimme that you little bitch
>>
>>767802444
Echo the Dolphin?
>>
>>767802468
ding ding ding
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
>>
> Setup camp somewhere new - low on supplies
> Gotta get that brewery going
> Everyone sleeps in the rain
> 3 weeks later
> Everyone drinks wine and eats weird plant roast
> blood and puke everywhere
>>
>Wake up in the middle of a bunch of Slavic hobos camping in the forest
>run around shooting people and picking up magic power rocks
>>767802186
Final Fantasy something
>>
>>767802546
Rampage?
>>
>>767802496
Force UNLEASHED

Awakens is Episode VII
>>
>Wake up after washing up on island
>You didn't wake up
>>
>>767802597
minecraft
[spoiler]dwarf fortress[/spoiler]
>>
>>767802610
S.T.A.L.K.E.R was already mentioned
>>
>impersonate people
>steal brains
>???
>profit?
>>
>>767802642
Link's Awakening
>>
>>767802636
I'm retarded
>>
>>767799114
No mans sky
>>
>>767802636
Point is that s/he new it was a SW game
>>
>>767802660
Alien... something. I cannot remember the title now. You were murdering people around town and collecting their brains.
It is a PS2 game
>>
>>767802586
That's it
>>
>>767802496
>>767802540
not trying to be a faggot but I have to point out that it's force unleashed the force awakens was one of the movies
>>
>>767802697
Damn good. I didnt think I gave enough info for that one but you proved me wrong.
>>
>>767802658
That means I can't do it again differently? Fuck yourself homo
>>
>>767802660
Destroy all humans
>>
>>767801745
see >>767801050
>>
You have a wrench, a camera, a golf club, and a girl, and that's enough to break everything and fix everything.
>>
>>767802746
We already went over this
>>
>Spend whole game trying to get revenge
>die
>son gets revenge for you while avenging your death
>>
>>767802728
You've pretty much got it.
Destroy all Humans is the name
>>
>>767802660
Destroy all humans?
>>
>start game

>Get stabbed outside a bar

>Become a vampire cuz necromancy

>Revenge and murder ensued
>>
>>767802840
Red dead redemption
>>
>>767802840
Fable II?
>>
>>767802660
Destroy All Humans
>>
>>767802092
>be hunter guy
>goddamn illegal aliens killing my friends
>jesus christ where did they go
>oh sh-
>>
>>767802840
Red dead
>>
>>767802881
yes

>>767802882
No
>>
>>767802347
>lose an arm saving some hoe
>>
>>767802840
Red Dead Redemption
>>
>>767802924
Specify, some people have never played redemption but have played revolver
>>
>>767802347
God Fist?
>>
>just minding my own business blowing shit up
>guy tells me I have to stop bad guys
>ends up being the bad guy and the guys i killed were actually pretty chill dudes
>1 chill dude comes back and helps me beat the actual bad dude
>>
>Like puzzles
>Bring a little boi with you
>stupid assistant
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>>767803080
yeah god hand
>>
> The darksouls of tutorials
>>
>greatest train robber fucking ever
>aw yeah, this shit is locked up tight as fuck
>big haul tonight, bitches
>oh fuck, I shouldn't have done that
>spend the rest of the game trying to clean up my own mess
>>
>>767803143
Cup head
>>
>Giant omnipotent head manifestation of oriental genius keeps you captive and forces you to solve brain teasers
>>
>>767803185
Brain Age Nintendo DS
>>
>Appear in the middle of nowhere
>Only other people are inbreds incapable of speech
>Kill a dragon
>>
>>767802092
>>767802902
>be out of country woodsman
>see this shit going on
>fuck with them both
>>
>>767803185
That sounds fun
>>
>>767803176
I still laugh watching that retarded journalist try to complete it
>>
>>767803219
correct
>>
>Basically a sonic game
>Except you're yellow and slow
>>
>>767803185
don't you knock the head around and command samurai troops like some weird demented pinball game?
>>
>>767803294
No
>>
>>767803333
was thinking of Odama
>>
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>>767803333
>>
>Start as a farmer
>Only friend dies
>Go on a rampage killing the creatures that killed him
>>
>>767803461
dungeon siege
>>
>Rappers do wwe moves on each other
>>
>>767803531
Def Jam fight for NY
>>
>Mom wants you dead
>fuckno.mpeg
>fall into basement
>fight fuckers
>fight mom
>fight yourself
>fight cum pile with eyes
>deadthiswholetime.mp3
>fuck
>>
>>767799734
superhot
>>
>>767803601
binding of isaac
>>
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>>767803527
yeppers
I still have that soundtrack looping through my head.
>>
>>767803601
binding of edgy, I mean isaac
>>
>racing
>gamecube
>magic carpet ride steppenwolf
>>
>Made of Soda
>Sonic adventures 2 stole one of it's levels from your game
>>
>>767802092
>>767802902
>>767803221
>is a movie game
>>
>>767799939
inside
>>
>Morbidly obese guy and blind guy make perfect cohorts for master thief
>>
>>767802068
Nope
>>
>>767803685
Pepsi man
>>
>play as a dino
>crying baby floats in a bubble
>giant turtle final boss
>>
>>767803737
Sly?
>>
>>767803773
Yoshi's Island
>>
>>767803773
Yoshi's island
>>
>>767803796
yes
>>
>>767803758
Got it
>>
>>767795016
Fantasy laarping, kill your siblings and choose to become your father.
>>
>>767803773
Yoshi Island? I remember playing it, not the exact name.
>>
>THE NUMBERS
>I CAN'T GET THEM OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD
>WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME
>REMEMBER!!!
>>
>>767803902
Black ops 1
>>
>the darkness cums
>literally insane
>>
>>767803902
Black Ops
>>
>Have jaundice
>wrestle
>>
>>767803972
street fighter
>>
>blocks
>yelling 12 year olds
>pickaxe
>>
>>767803902
Mason!
>>
>>767803990
Not quite
>>
>>767803994
Roblox
>>
>>767803822
I think the sly cooper movie is coming out this year. Are you going to go see it for nostalgia at least Anon?
>>
>>767803994
Minecraft
>>
>play as 3 best friends
>Save locals in your town from various villains
>Be revered heroes but still try to scam your peers
>>
>dad's friend kills him by accident
>join military
>kill guy who tricked dad's friend into killing him
>find out dad is alive because friend is is a shit shot
>>
>>767804031
i didnt know about it but I'm glad i was informed
>>
>>767803160
red dead redemption 2
>>
>>767803932
>>767803951
ding ding ding
>>
>skip levels whenever possible
>FUCK. THESE FUCKING FUCKS WON'T STOP THROWING THESE GODDAMN HAMMERS!
>>
>>767803902
THE NUMBERS MASON,THE NUMBERS!
>>
>>767804191
bing bing wahoo! its a me Mario
>>
>>767804076
Gta5?
>>
>>767804191
dashiexp mario maker?
NEXT
>>
>>767804229
No. more cartoony
>>
>>767804229
Wtf no
>>
>>767804158
That probably fits, but not the one I was thinking of.
I was probably too vague, new hint:
>Vampires are real? Well just fucking great
>>
>Make friends with nigger and chink lady
>go kill ruskies and chinks
>blow up a huge dam
>blow up chink warship
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