When will this fuck die?
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When will this fuck die?
>>767792983
that's the thing about being a societal carbunkle. you're automatically granted infinite hall-passes to survive things most people shouldn't, and evade jail for things most people go there for years for.
rule to living a long time: be a miserable, obnoxious parasite. don't live. let other people live for you, and complain about it.
>>767792983
He'll die shortly after his mother goes when the social security checks stop coming.
>>767793673
But he'll probably get the funds for being "disabled" or what ever. He'll protest admitting it, but he'll still take the check
>>767793886
>>767793673
He's been getting disability checks literally since he was 18 years old
>>767793159
I'm inclined to agree about him being a parasite of some kind, but its also believed he is a bizarre psy-op against us. For the only purpose of destroying our faith in reality.
obviously this shit isn't for real. I mean he's retarded, yeah. but he must have handlers
I hope he lives to be 100.
post few moar for the lulz
Leave chris-chan alone you filthy animal
Just get some sandrats to throw him off a building. It'll take 2 seconds.
Reminder he's finally admitted to being a faggot and is """"""""""""""""""""""married"""""""""""""""""""""" to Magi-chan and some new girl sonichu
>>767792983
Hopefully soon. I don't necessary hate the guy, but he's descending into madness without noticing. I would be one of those fags on his Twitter saying "Don't worry Chris! They're just evil trolls! Start avoiding them!", but that's not going to help him at all.
>>767792983
Looks like your average trap chasing btard. Why would you want them to die?
Wait are they posting fresher autism bananas in the YLYL threads than you are?
>>767794428
I wonder, do you all think we could make him draw the prophet Muhammad?
Shit might get real lulzy if we do.
>>767794013
For what?...
>>767794859
He's profoundly autistic
>>767794955
More delusional than autistic.
Just let the guy live his life, he doesn't deserve the abuse and attention.
Sooner or later his mom will pass and he will get in trouble for doing some stupid shit again. I doubt he will go to prison but i can see him being institutionalized in a mental hospital . I cant see him getting his act together at this stage and he is always getting in trouble with the law for dumb shit.
>>767795256
No, he's literally autistic.
He didn't speak til he was 5 or 6 years old, he has violent emotional outbursts over Sonic the Hedgehog, he was described by a lawyer in a courtroom as "an adult child".
>>767795284
>he doesn't deserve the abuse
he's a huge piece of shit despite being a massive troll target
>>767792983
>So, I found who was behind of it...
>>767795284
>he doesn't deserve the abuse
Yes he does, people have tried to help him in the past and he has pissed away every attempt at goodwill and in some cases shat on the people that tried.
He is a douche bag, a piece of human garbage, he should be literally whipped into shape. Should have been drafted into the army and straightened out.
>and attention.
prolly true.
>>767795407
What is more pathetic though, being a shit's troll for decades on end, or being the piece of shit himself? He's in his 30s and imo, let him make his own mistakes and chronicle him without making shit more cringe worthy than it already is.
>>767795808
>What is more pathetic though, being a shit's troll for decades on end
It's not like that's their life my man.
>or being the piece of shit himself
Definitely this? Is....Is this a trick question?
>>767795683
The trolling hasn't whipped him into shape in the last decade or so, and it won't now. He'll pay for his mistakes and learn from it on his own and if not, well, that's his fault.
>>767795808
I don't think Chris has had a dedicated troll for more than a year or two at a time.
They all fuck around with him and then move on with their lives
Chris on the other hand has actively pushed away people who tried to help him, fell for the same "I'll be your online GF" ruse 800 times, refuses to work (even on his comic people are willing to pay for), and continues to waste his disability money on toys while they're being hounded by mortgage collectors
>>767795961
>The trolling hasn't whipped him into shape in the last decade or so,
Oh that was in no way for his benefit, that was for our entertainment. Completely and totally not altruistic. At.All.
I meant he needed someone with a literal whip behind him telling him what to do and drilling good habits into him.
But he didn't have that, instead we got to laugh at him.
>>767794754
He never actually zaps, to the extreme or otherwise :(
>>767796128
>But he didn't have that
except he did. plenty of white knights befriended chris to get him to work, exercise, clean his room, eat healthy, etc.
He never does because he doesn't want to.
>>767796213
>except he did
No he didn't, read my post again. A white knight will not literally beat you if you do not do what he says. The fat fuck should have joined the army like I said. Preferably at 18.
reminder chris and sonichu finally did da homo buttsex
>>767795942
Some people made whole documentaries about Chris and others trolled him so far as to be a fake woman online for months or years. Seems kind of like their lives are dedicated to shitting on the guy. Whether he deserves it or not, hounding anyone who has a mental condition doesn't make things better, it makes shit worse.
..and look I'm not trying to control anyone's will here, I'm just voicing my two cents on the subject. I just happen to find it annoying on both ends of the spectrum.
A big part of why he is the way he is comes from his father shielding him his entire fucking childhood. His mother, too, to a lesser extent.
Bullying Christine shows that you are a pussiboi newtrash faggatron. She is a shadow of her former self and the only people who atrack her now are 13 year old Edgelords who happened to have read a few lines about her on ED. Give it up, you're 10 plus years too late.
>>767795683
He's pretty much already dug his own grave, I don't really see much point in wasting time and effort trolling him now. He's a piece of shit and a massive hypocrite, sure, but he's already going to live out the remainder of his life fat, depressed, and lonely. I doubt he's going to live much longer.
>>767796467
>Seems kind of like their lives are dedicated to shitting on the guy
Looks can be deceiving. Trolling someone for months can definitely be done over an hour or two a day, tops. Probably much less than that.
>. I just happen to find it annoying on both ends of the spectrum.
Hey I hear you, I'm just stating that you have some massive misconceptions about the amount of energy required to trick this guy into making an ass out of himself.
>>767796128
Well, I guess I just don't find this kind of thing fun then. I say, if the bullying isn't working to shape him up and he seems hopeless, then it's a waste of everyone's time. Anyway, I've said enough on this, just wanted to voice my shitty opinion on this.
>>767796561
>I don't really see much point in wasting time and effort trolling him now
For.The.Lulz.
faggot
>>767796504
I remember being absolutely fascinated with chris-chan a few years ago, and reading up on what people had found out about him and his life, it was kind of saddening to hear of how his parents treated him. I think he would've been a bit screwed up regardless, but how his parents handled him certainly didn't help him improve in any way.
>>767796504
His father insisted he had a state education rather than special school. How is that shielding.....oh wait, another idiot.
>>767796652
Fair enough. At least it's not my energy being wasted.
>>767796720
I don't think theres much you could do to him tbh, not that i approve or disapprove of trolling him, its just that he gets so many it's not gonna affect him. I wouldn't fuck with him myself cos i got better things to do and i don't think i'd be able to do much to get him, and I wouldn't fight any trolling of him cos he really can be a real piece of shit most of the time.
it's become more of a point of just watching him, and seeing when he does something outrageous again.
>>767796748
His parents were elderly and constant drinkers, he was always going to be fucked up
Yeah it didn't help that they taught him to use autism as an excuse for everything but it's not like he was going to be a nobel prize winner anyway
>>767796748
Exactly. He's quite an interesting subject, a case study in how a perfect storm of people and events can irreparably harm someone, be it physically, mentally, emotionally, or socially.
If anyone has a few hours' free time, I'd suggest checking out an ongoing series on YouTube titled "Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History" by GenoSamuel 2. It's really fascinating and leaves basically no stone unturned. Updates every other week, currently.
>>767796958
at least ol' lumber jack will live on in an infamy we can only dream of
>>767794233
This. I hope we also get live pics of him sucking dick. It's only $100.
>>767797007
I think I'll give that series a watch
I've seen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFOIauPQ5XI&ab_channel=BenSaint and though its probably a lot less informative and leave plenty unexplained its a bit shorter and still pretty entertaining to anyone new to Chris-chan
>>767797007
>a case study in how a perfect storm of people and events can irreparably harm someone
Let's not pretend Chris is an innocent bystander.
His 'attraction signs' and chronic loitering are what tipped the internet off to him in the first place.
He was the one who put all his most private info on ED to try and "overload" the page
He ruined his only close friendship by drawing/uploading porn of her
He admitted his dirtiest secrets to known trolls
>>767796538
>she
>>767796720
There are no more lulz to be had. chris isn't as gullible as he used to be.
>>767797211
Oh, no, absolutely. He still fucked up all on his own, too.
>>767797201
The documentary done by sachumo for school is also worth a watch, but nowhere NEAR as informative as the series.
>>767795015
12 comics... In how many years? He created it in 2005 for a school project and copywrited it in 2005 (?) Is that right? Only 12 comics since 2005... [With this issue being from 2017]
Only 1 a year? Fuck me
>>767795984
> tfw you will never lick chocolate flavoured cum off of your dead dog's wiener
why live?
>>767797468
>1 a year?
0-10 were released between 2005 and 2010,
11-12 were released in 2017
12-9 (he's afraid of the number 13) 14, 15, and 16 all have "concepts" he's working on
zap to the eggstreme
>>767797558