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Post your can rooms and rate others
>post your can rooms
>your can rooms
>can rooms
>rooms
Whoms't has a can room let alone plural?
>>767792507
It's "yes, and?" you fairy
>>767792507
OP, apparently.
>>767792507
>not having 2 can rooms and sleeping in the living room
>>767792652
I'm officially done with this place. You faggots have no improv or riffing skills. LAMEPOSTING THIS HARD.
>>767792892
See you tomorrow faggot
>>767792220
Lazy fuck
I sometimes really love /b
>can rooms
This is a thing I totally believe some of you weirdos actually have. This ain't as bad as cum jars, but it's up there.
>>767792924
Nope
Projecting your lack of willpower onto me
Sad
>>767792439
brb starting a can room. Will post back in a few months.
>>767793340
Months? That's fucking cute.
>>767793340
Step ya game up
>>767792220
So OP, are you collecting all that aluminum to build a WW2 fighter plane or something?
>>767793731
/k/
>>767793469
average weekday for me I have 4-5 cans and if I drink on the weekend 20-30 cans in one night. OP how long have you been collecting?
>>767792220
ants
>>767792892
Fellas we've got a problem. This guy is dissatisfied.
>>767792220
Looks like an Ai Weiwei piece. OP is a modern art genius.
>>767792220
Op, if you kick into that, how many cockroaches will come out?
>>767792220
Does your area pay you for returned empty cans? Imagine the bank you could make.
Also the terrified faces of the other beer store patrons.
>>767792220
I can almost smell it. It smells like low expectations and broken dreams.
>>767792220
Impressive can collection, even if it is mainly comprised of a shite drink like mountain dew. Still not as impressive as my finger and toe nail collection.
>>767794375
Finger collection?
Post pics.
>>767792220
What is it with mountain dew? I once saw a Mazda B2000 parked outside a Verizon store with the bed and cab full of mountain dew 20oz bottles except for a bit where the driver would sit?
>>767793861
do you have diabetes?
>>767794526
you know its spelled diubeetus why are you trolling?
>>767794470
Finger nail.
>>767794505
It's fuckin litty bruh
This is just sad
>>767794687
blue balled me anon
don't fucking do that
>>767794687
This is just sad
>>767792220
This is like, impressive. My room has been objectively about as bad, but this alone is like.... does he pay rent for a 2 bedroom apt when he only uses one to fill it with singularly mountain dew cans...?
>>767792220
Please post body pic
This is the stuff I come on 4chan for
>>767794843
Sorry I'm in bed. Fuck it I'll share with you guys. There's people closest to me in my life that I wouldn't show this to, but I'll do for /b/.
>>767794726
FUCK. I'm 31 and I don't even know what the kids are saying anymore.
>>767792220
Do you ever jump in and swim like an obese Scrooge McDuck?
>>767792601
It's not op's, he's just reposting
>>767793861
Op doesn't have a can room. He's reposting
>>767795275
Are those wood shavings? why do you let them get 1/4" long before you peel them fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccckkkkkkk
Diabetes
>>767792220
my god, do you still have any teeth ?
>>767795275
>not eating your fingernails after you cut them
you fucking plebs never stops to amuse me
I honestly cleaned it, but for like 15 years I just threw garbage on the floor. I had a mountain of tobacco tins up to the ceiling, the floor was 3 feet deep in mostly beer cans but also lots of other stuff, I used the floor as an ashtray whenever my ashtray was full. I also threw most garbage onto the floor, and puked freely onto the floor when I drank too much.
Mice were constantly jumping around and making noise in the cans.
I have no pictures of it. If somebody had tried to take a picture of it, I would have legitimately murdered them.
I was ashamed of how I lived, but for some reason I just had a disconnect with actually caring. And then one day I just cleaned everything and continue to do so.
I am not sure how to articulate whatever is wrong with me, or was wrong with me.
It wasn't depression or anything.
Maybe part of it was so I wouldn't end up back in a relationship since I wouldn't even show somebody where I lived.
>>767792220
>take the cans
>melt them down in a forge or some shit
>sell them off as aluminum
Pretty viable, I guess. Also, only 2 off from a successful quad.
>>767795275
Put something next to the jar for scale
Jesus Christ, and I thought my fortune cookie note collection was weird.
>>767795275
Yuck-a-doodle-doo.
>>767796411
You make me sick
my can room only contains variants of Doctor Pepper and competitor knockoffs.
>>767797694
>Dr. H-hy-vee
>HIV
no thanks
>>767792220
>>767792439
I think even the cockroaches are dead.
>>767795275
Add milk and eat them
stop drinking these bullshits guys, are you want to die prematurely?
>>767792220
When I was about 15 I used to drink lots of homebrand cola, like the kind you get a massive pack of really cheap, I made a little pyramid out of it like a cupstacking game for some reason and kept it in my closet, it fell over and made a huge noise
>>767798047
your online translator is top notch, dude.
>>767798047
>are you want to die prematurely
>>767797694
Kek, did u photoshoop that top mid can in there?
>>767798619
Ha ! yep! keen eye. the original can reflected the flash or something and you couldn't read it, so I shooped in a real Pepper.
>>767798047
Thats why I smoke a pack a day. If I live to be 65 I'm suing the cigarette companies who promised on the packaging that their product would kill me,
>>767798537
all your diabetes are belong to us.
>>767792220
that has to smell like jail wine in there...
>>767799198
Lmao
>>767792696
>only having 2 can rooms AND still having to sleep in the living room.
>>767799213
If you live in america the packaging doesnt say itll kill you. It says pregnant women shouldnt smoke
>>767794097
can sell them for scrap anywhere...
does this count?
>>767795275
your doing a thing so whatever
>>767798047
kek
>>767798295
kek
>>767799198
fucking kek
ive missed you /b/
>>767797694
btw what was the best and the worst of the knockoffs, and is the best better than the real thing? I used to drink various store brands of Mountain Dew and was partial to Mountain Thunder and Mountain Holler
>>767795275
the kids next door rivals did this shit lloll
Bread has promise, will be monitoring.
>>767799851
I sure hope u wash those out
>>767793236
Man, think of the cash you'd get from the recycling place though
>>767792220
What the hells wrong with you? After all that mtn dew I bet you weigh at least tree fiddy.
>>767800840
gotta be hygenic these days... don't want a respitratory infection
>>767793927
We've failed him. What a loss for 4chan and humanity
>>767798047
I will NOT stop drinking these bullshits, pal.
>>767792220
And I thought I was bad with the stacks of beer cans on my kitchen counter. But once I get to around 200 cans I take them in and get $20 for recycling them. I couldn't imagine getting as bad as your lazy ass.
>>767795275
What kind of fucking weirdo keeps a jar of onions?
>>767795275
Timestamp or I'm calling bullshit. I'm guessing this picture is a repost just like op can room.
>>767792220
Can you cash them in? Where I am it's about 10 cents per can so I think there's a fair amount of money there OP
>>767800263
Love Mountain Thunder.
actual name brand Pepper is untouchable, like the difference between Coke and Pepsi if you have a preference.
actual recipe for original Pepper was kind of a mix of all the flavors. So each fake Pepper is really unique. Doctor Shasta was the best.
>>767801333
Bad news brother
Those arent onions
There are clipped nails inside...
>>767801655
Interesting
Used to be really into Mr. Pibb when I was a kid
>>767801705
Why?
>>767801796
I always wondered why it was so cheap
>>767801793
Op claims he was saving his fingernails after clipping them for years...
And it doesent look like onions to me when you look at it closer
>>767801333
Apparently it's a thing. Hoarders maybe?
>>767801949
The truth is that onions are just growable fingernails. The mere concept of the onion is just a myth perpetuated by the government in order to shield our eyes from the truth. Wake up, sheeple!
>>767801209
why
You dig through the mounds of porn, loli and celeb threads, tired and weary. As of now, as you scroll, you begin to contemplate that life just isn’t worth it anymore. Tears spread across your face as slowly, you load and cock the gun within your hands, finally ready to say goodbye to this life. But then... this. You happen upon this post, and a warm smile begins to form upon your gray and chapped lips. More tears begin to stream down your cheeks. Your hands tremble, and the gun clatters to the ground. These threads... these are the ones that make life worth living.
>>767802205
What I want to know is who has toenails that clean.. they must wash them after clipping.
>>767802866
>life worth living
Really? Because this thread just makes me more depressed.
>>767802866
Put the gun back in the drawer, friend, but leave the bullets in.
>>767792652
Well used meme anon
>>767803277
Also dubs replying to dubs!!!
>>767803422
AND AGAIN!!!
