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If you were a dictator, what crazy laws would you impose?.
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>>767787426
"No making memes about autism that specifically involve toast that has been toasted for over 20 minutes."
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mandatory dmt trip for any aspiring politician
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>>767787426
Everything's normal but every chick sucks my dick all the time
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>>767787426
is genocide crazy or par-for-the-course for dictators?
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>>767787426
"Everybody must wear a shirt with Mr Succ on it."
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>>767787604
Usually par for the course.
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>>767787426
Only niggers allowed. All non niggers will be deported to Israel.
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>>767787426
That people have to make hunger games threads.
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>>767787426
that you must roll dubs to get into the US
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Reinstating the code of Hamurabi
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>>767787626
dang, alright, death sentences for anyone abusing animals, sex with animals is not abuse, but an investigation will take place
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Men can not wear anything more than speedos and shoes. Clothing for men is illegal. Women have to wear clothes tho, vags are gay AF
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Topless Mondays.
This way everyone will look forward to the start of the week.
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>>767787802
Can i cum inside the animal?
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ok so
1. ban pinapples
2. everyone has to get shit drunk monday at 5am and still its a regular day

3 all women under 30 cannot wear a shirt
4- bring back dueling
5make a new national holiday and tell no one but make laws that if you work or do certain things on this holiday you go to gulag and holiday is based of mmm lets say some weird new calander
5 have secret police dressed as party clowns
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Some of my rules would be:
>>767787493

>>767787607

Every woman with a last name beginning with A or S will be given a room to be happy in until they're 18, in which they're made pregnant and right after she gives birth twice, she's killed and burned.

You can be Christian or worship surreal memes. No other religions allowed, sorry! If you are another religion you must die.

If you have a dog, they will wear a bandana with a number tag on it. When the owner dies, it is taken to a family or person which has the same number, as everybody will be tagged with a number from -1 to 10.
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>>767787858
What's the penalty for not taking part in topless mondays?
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>>767787426
If I was dictator I would celerbrate my glory, kill all beings with a iq score below 40, kill all jews, kill all blacks, and most importantly, I would take credit for all memes
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>>767787990
death obvoisly how do u not get this
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>>767787901
if the animal either likes it or doesn't care, go for it
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>>767787426
Make it illegal to have dictatorships. Then immediately host a public referendum right away for a democratic leader who could better speak for the people than myself.
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>>767787990
You are then forced to take part in bottomless Thursday.
Failing that. I don't know, some kind of work camp? Hell, make it a fully naked work camp that's set up like a zoo that everyone can come by and watch.
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>>767787493
fuk u dophin
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>>767787858
This
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>>767787426
the colour blue would be banned. that is all
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>>767788429
what is that molten topping?
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>>767788119
Being this autistic
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>>767788429
OH MY GOSH
Sentenced to death by burning in a large oven.
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>>767787426
Make the worship of Shrek into the state religion and burn all heretics and unbelievers at the stake. All government buildings may not serve any food but raw onions.
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>>767787426
Women have to wear a single pair of socks for 1 week straight and must surrender them to me.
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>>767788119
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU BECOME A DICTATOR IN THE FIRST PLACE?
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>>767787426
Whites Only
Government must approve names
You may only wear certain types of clothing
Few employment options for women
New families are given loans of $200 and pay back less for every child they have
Community Service programs for debtors
Every man is required to own a rifle
Every road and bridge is rigged to explode
Mandatory military service
Companies that do not do what the government wants are not shutdown but slowly go out of business because the government pays large amount of money to comapnies that do its wishes like environmentally friendly products
Glass bottles instead of plastic ones
Skyscrapers are torn down
Churches, Museums and Temples are the largest buildings
Art is meaningful
The more children you have the more awards you get
Free College Education
Healthcare is free for individuals who do things that benefit society as a whole
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>>767788969
S-sir, we've just had a baby and we'd like to name him Autism Soup. May w-we n-name him, Sir?
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>>767788969
>Every man is required to own a rifle
Wouldn´t this make it easier for them to dethrone you?
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>>767789109
No that is not on the approved names list. Please choose something more appropriate.
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>>767789158
Newfag
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>>767789155
Get representative every (lets say state)
A representative from every state will come to be and discuss they're issues, go to that state and dicuss the issues with the people. Them make a compromise with the people so it benefits us all
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I'd rename the months after characters from old TV shows.

Toilet paper is banned. Mandatory use of wet wipes only.
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>>767789155
he didn't say anything about letting them have bullets
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>>767789249
What?
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>>767789289
Oh shit
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>>767789281
Enjoy your extremely clogged sewer systems.
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>>767787426
Smoking and littering are punishable by death.
Cars are banned in cities.
No more carbon emissions.
Prostitution is legal.
Heroin use is punishable by death.
Metro systems and comfy cities everywhere.
Suburbs are bombed and replaced with racetracks so you can drive as fast as you want right outside the city.
Free healthcare, social services, basic shit.
Everyone gets a free e-bike.

Saying hello from /n/.
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Furfags, sjws, heretics, deviants, fetish-addled scum (scat fetish, etc) libtards, inbreds, and pony fags are all executed immediatly
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Thin crust pizza: Banned.
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>>767790077
you are the worst kind of evil
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>>767789450
No, you enjoy unclogging it. Because that's your new job.
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