If you were a dictator, what crazy laws would you impose?.
1. ban pinapples
2. everyone has to get shit drunk monday at 5am and still its a regular day
3 all women under 30 cannot wear a shirt
4- bring back dueling
5make a new national holiday and tell no one but make laws that if you work or do certain things on this holiday you go to gulag and holiday is based of mmm lets say some weird new calander
5 have secret police dressed as party clowns
Some of my rules would be:
Every woman with a last name beginning with A or S will be given a room to be happy in until they're 18, in which they're made pregnant and right after she gives birth twice, she's killed and burned.
You can be Christian or worship surreal memes. No other religions allowed, sorry! If you are another religion you must die.
If you have a dog, they will wear a bandana with a number tag on it. When the owner dies, it is taken to a family or person which has the same number, as everybody will be tagged with a number from -1 to 10.
If I was dictator I would celerbrate my glory, kill all beings with a iq score below 40, kill all jews, kill all blacks, and most importantly, I would take credit for all memes
Make it illegal to have dictatorships. Then immediately host a public referendum right away for a democratic leader who could better speak for the people than myself.
You are then forced to take part in bottomless Thursday.
Failing that. I don't know, some kind of work camp? Hell, make it a fully naked work camp that's set up like a zoo that everyone can come by and watch.
Government must approve names
You may only wear certain types of clothing
Few employment options for women
New families are given loans of $200 and pay back less for every child they have
Community Service programs for debtors
Every man is required to own a rifle
Every road and bridge is rigged to explode
Mandatory military service
Companies that do not do what the government wants are not shutdown but slowly go out of business because the government pays large amount of money to comapnies that do its wishes like environmentally friendly products
Glass bottles instead of plastic ones
Skyscrapers are torn down
Churches, Museums and Temples are the largest buildings
Art is meaningful
The more children you have the more awards you get
Free College Education
Healthcare is free for individuals who do things that benefit society as a whole
Get representative every (lets say state)
A representative from every state will come to be and discuss they're issues, go to that state and dicuss the issues with the people. Them make a compromise with the people so it benefits us all
Smoking and littering are punishable by death.
Cars are banned in cities.
No more carbon emissions.
Prostitution is legal.
Heroin use is punishable by death.
Metro systems and comfy cities everywhere.
Suburbs are bombed and replaced with racetracks so you can drive as fast as you want right outside the city.
Free healthcare, social services, basic shit.
Everyone gets a free e-bike.
Saying hello from /n/.