Hey /b/, how do I talk to normie girls?
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Hey /b/, how do I talk to normie girls?
>>767786566
You don't. OP is a faggot, remember?
>>767786566
easy don't be an ab-normie
You don't, you fucking faggot
>>767786566
with words insted of memes
>>767786924
OP here, that's impossible
>>767786566
OP you’re forgetting that there is no such thing as a gf
>>767786566
talk about how much you love ecchi
they will like it
>>767786566
Learn to talk to people first
I kid you not, learning to scam, improve military interrogation manuals, social engineering books and my little pony helped me
>>767786566
Try to find a club in town relevant to your interests. Talk to women there like one of the guys. Eventually but soon ask them on a date. Wait too long and they'll just consider you a friend. Also take pride in your personal appearance. Don't be afraid to use make up if necessary if women can use that suit to make themselves look better than they are then why not you?
>>767786566
You're on 4chan . You have no chance
>>767788750
My nigga
>>767786566
Dothraki is their preferred language.
>>767788919
As a lesbian since only 10% of women have a chance of being attracted to me if I can do it so can you!
There is no such thing as normies. They are all fucked up in a way or another
>>767789203
Yes
but only few use 4chan
>>767789123
you must be a disgusting slob then. i have a lesbian friend and she can pull more chicks in one night than me in my entire life. but then again 1 is more than 0
>>767789539
I am autistic and have a hard time forming even friendships with people so I have that working against me. Despite all that though I have a wife so if I can make it so can you man.
>>767789861
Maybe you shouldn’t be a lesbian then and should train your self to crave guys!
Sexuality is choice, you just have to want to change.
>>767790011
Dude I'm just trying to send some positive vibes your way in order for you to find a girl. No need to throw a fit and go full retard in this.
>>767789539
im not a lesbian and get hit on by dykes
sue me
>>767786566
Almost had trips O
Just be an asshole. Act uninterested.
Depends on how attractive you are tho. Or how much money u got.
But usually they want what they can’t have (your attention).
And they give what you don’t want (if you want either sex or a relationship)
>>767786566
Ask them what their sex life was like at 9 years of age.
Youre asking b? Theres your problem. Get your head out of your ass.
>>767790011
thats the dumbest shit ive ever heard. You hit your head a lot?
>>767786566
>Walk up to them
>Attempt to compliment her
>Look at her eyes for a brief second then look away and say "Hello /B/itch"
>Get disrespected by the hot normie girl
>Scream out "REEEEEEEEEEE"
>???????
>profit?
Im sure these other sexless virgins will answer my neckbearded fuck idea!
1. If you're a normie, get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
2. If not, don't talk to normies.
3. If it really is that necessary, >>767788358
>>767790705
Message received loud and clear anon, I will do this.
>>767786566
don't mention your peenus in the first two minutes of the first conversation with them, you stupid fuck
you be autistic, normie girls love spergs as long as they're hot
you can say anything to those dumb walking fuck zombies they don't care as long as you're attractive
they don't like funny guys they just laugh at handsome guys
they don't like smart guys they just think sexy guys who get good grades are hot, the 90 pound sperg who also gets good grades gets no pussi from da normies
they don't even like rich guys cause you could have a bunch of money and be ugly and they would just stay with you for money and not actually like you, but if you were hot they'd like you AND stay with you for the money
show them this pic
>>767794273
This
>>767794119
W-whats the problem w-with liking cute boys, a-anon?...Even if beauty is not everything, it's something natural for men and women to look for something that pleases you visually.
O-op, why would u even.....w..want to talk to a b-b..basic... bitch....
>>767786566
You don't. Talk to alt girls. They're 10x better. Trust me from experience.
>>767794841
What the fuck is wrong with you
>>767786566
>Hey /b/, how do I talk to normie girls?
Act like a nigger and speak like one.
Well, this guy knows how to do it
>>767794887
What's an alt girl
>>767794841
nothing's wrong i wasn't in spite of women i was in spite of op for being ugly
>>767786566
https://youtu.be/zUGrTmne6KM
>>767795163
>>767786566
Did you piss on her you gotta piss in her first nigga you can't just talk to a women then piss on her that's not how it works
You have to only interact with people as much as they reach to you. Worked for me I was very introverted in jr high but into high school I made an exponentially more amount of friends.
[spoiler] [/spoiler] >reeee
>>767796483
kill me
>>767794968
I'm retarded.
Find the weakest girl in the room, chicks with daddy issues are best. Find out what cologne daddy wore and it’s gg
>>767795210
Goth, emo, punk, scene, etc. They're fucking great.
>>767796284
I did the same. Best change in my life for quite a while now.
>>767797089
Nigga I know that, that's all I've done up till now, finally found a 'normie' girl who's interested.
>>767798382
OP said normie, but to learn how to pick up alt girls is ez
>>767786566
The video of Emplemon and his issue with BTM
Show it to them first
>>767794273
That's so funi omg xD!
>>767799140
Totally, dude. Just be an asshole, and they go for you. But they become clingy, which can be good and bad, but still cool nonetheless.
Look like a child
>>767790445
Almost had trips O again
You don't
>>767799677
Maybe this time no
>>767786566
You don't!
>>767786566
>greet
>begin small
>ask her about herself
>find out common interests
>flirt
>receptive to flirting: continue to flirt and work up balls to make minor physical contact and/or ask out on date
>non receptive to flirting: move on to next target and repeat till desired effect
heres a tip, keep your side of the convo as minimal as possible without coming off weird. the more you mindlessly chatter the greater the chance you spill the straight noodle pasta.
>>767786566
quietly and like a cuck
>>767786566
I recommend talking to someone in your league and not way out of your league.
Try finding a girl with the same interests as you.
Here is a list of things that will help you:
1. Get nice casual clothes
2. Have good hygiene
3. get a hairstyle that looks good on you
4. learn how to hold up a conversation
5. be nice but don't be a push-over, I know people say girls like assholes but I've been an asshole and all I got was a slap to the face.
6. act confident
7.don't ask for nudes, girls don't like giving out nudes to strangers. Most don't want to be viewed as a slut and most are self conscious about their bodies. It's also just flat out creepy.
8. Be nice to animals. Girls like guys who have a soft spot for animals.
9. Don't bring up anything nerdy unless you've gotten to know the girl or the girl is into nerdy things.
10. Be interesting. Find something that will make you interesting to people. Such as playing an instrument, sewing incredibly well, or baking incredibly impressive dishes.
And finally 11. GET OFF YOUR COMPUTER AND GET OUTSIDE MORE. GO TO MEETUPS OR SOMETHING!!!
>>767801281
This is good shit OP
>>767786566
normie girls are shit, if you want sex just pay for a hooker
>>767786643
Well played anon