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Can you speak Japanese?
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>>767786303
Chinga tu madre
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>>767786303
CAnt you FUcking TelL???
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>>767786303
Nihongo no
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>>767786303
si
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>>767786303
Si!
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>>767786303
karate
Ninja
Anime
samurai!
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Nippon Kamikaze Hirohito
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>>767786356
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>>767786303
TODOS HABALN JAPONES
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Kawasaki suzuki yamaha honda toyota nissan mazda subaru sushi
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>>767786303
>Sea
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>>767786303
H-hai! OP no koto daisuki desu!
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>>767786303
Oui.
Thank you for asking
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>>767786356
>>767786396
>>767786412
>>767786474
Why are so many subhumans here tonight?
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いええ。。。でもう、私の夢が話したを日本語です。日本語を綺麗よですが?
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>>767786303
cao ni ma
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>>767786648
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>>767786303
MOSHI MOSHI WHERE IS TENDER LOLI
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>>767786303
Yes. Unfortunately getting better at Japanese reduces your chances of getting laid. Japanese girls find the "White guy only able to say 3 or 4 words" shit adorable as hell. When you bust out near-perfect Japanese they get pretty turned off.
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>>767788204
That's not your Japanese, it's just you.
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>>767788500
Mine likes me
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puta madre
old el paso
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>>767789286
He less
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Agoga
Wakari mashta?
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はい、私はかわいい猿です。
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Only a little bit. I married into a Japanese American family.
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詩あんしいどぇ麻疹
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>>767786303
i wish i could
so i wouldn't need subtitles when watching my hentai
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>>767786303
Watashi wa dunno nihongo deso OPi-kun
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私の猫はベッドの下にです。
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東京の冬は暖かくないです。
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>>767786303
亜sづいhsだういふさぢふいあsでゅ位亜dshjぢおさjdふぃおjさdふぃjsf打長krj歳尾エッジあsジェイjjf沿いpさj例尾js来押さえ塩sじゃ得jふぃイオsdf塩fj氏sdjふぉ位fs塩背負いjせせあっこsd化skどかdそkだおぱdkそああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ

yes i can
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おぴいざふぁごと
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I wish i could
Maybe someday i will
Then maybe i could get the hell out of here
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omae shindeiru nani
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i learned this is slang for blow job there other day: 尺八
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>>767790564
You better have a fucking college degree then cause you ain't getting a job in Japan just by speaking the language
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>>767790494
only people who text to speech this will understand
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>>767786303
Si, seniore.
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>>767786303
No
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oiiii

hisashiburi desu

ore wa chichi wo moge

sankakku chichi ga daisuki desu nee..... mmmm
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>>767786303
Well yes, it's my primary language now.
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>>767786303
Sure.
Burrito. General Tso. Mongolian BBQ.
See?
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>>767786303
skosh
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Watashi wa igirishujin desu
Nihon wa ju nen mai Kara kinashita
Watashi no nihingo wa totemo warui
Nihonjin no hito baka deshyo dakara nihongo no benkyu oshimasen
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Ohaiyogozaimas kyo wa ramen no wa tsukurimas, tanoshii desu-ne! ja, hajimemasho!
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>>767788204

That is just you. Fluent Japanese got me laid plenty of times.
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>>767786303
Teo Torriate konomama iko
Aisuruhito yo
Shizukana yoi ni
Hikario tomoshi
Itoshiki oshieo idaki
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Cone ban wah
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Ryū ga waga teki wo kurau!
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Kamui Kobayashi!
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>>767786303
no. only american
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我想你他妈的,脏日本nigga!!!!!!!!!
肏你妈!!
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>>767793891
yes i know Japanese pretty good. I'm learning kanji and I'll translate this best i can

> 我想你他妈的,脏日本nigga!!!!!!!!!
肏你妈!!

ego concept appellation alms (don't know) bull's eye (don't know) japan nigga!!
(don't know) appellation (don't know)

I'm pretty good huh?
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はい、ちょっと。読むことの方が上手です。
I think that was correct? Basically I'm 10x better at reading it
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>>767794220
Nigger that's Chinese
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>>767786303
E ye, gomen
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>>767794266
kanji meanings are the same though. i know Japanese uses kanji stems and hiragana for inflection.
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>>767794441
Well at least one of those isn't even a Kanji in Japanese.
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>>767794648
that's possible. there are official kanji prescribed by the government. i only know about 600 kanji by heart so far.
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>>767794220
And i made a mistake. alms should be other
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話せます。ローマ字で書く人は死ね。
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>>767794755
The problem is a lot of Chinese characters have been simplified differently than in Japanese. For instance 気 comes from 氣, but in mainland Chinese it turned into 气
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>>767794941
w
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>>767794941
the last kanji is death
>>767795028
oh i didn't know that. well the kanji I'm studying is for japanese.
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>>767786776
I know what you're trying to say but damn your japanese is shit.

>>767789923
下にいる* dumbass.

>>767792275
Romaji fag.
>>767792640
Romaji fag
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>>767795147
Yes. I said "I can speak japanese, people who write in romaji go die."
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>>767795165
>下にいる* dumbass.
i haven't learned that form yet.
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>>767786303
Aaaaaaah Ching Chong rice curry Hiroshima
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>>767795248
My ass you haven't learned
いる and ある、Tf kinda book are you using?
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>>767795248
Basically いる is the verb you use there. The copula doesn't function as a "exists at" verb. You can use ある for inanimate objects
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>>767795236
oh yeah i also recognize the kanji for write. i forgot what 話 was.
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>>767795248
いる living thing that exists
ある inanimate objects

ペンはありません
人はない
Etc
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>>767795493
人はいない* messed up
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>>767795411
lel i'm using an app. i only know です, が, います. Hardly anything.
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>>767795493
oh you're right. i did learn that. i see my mistake. yeah i fucked it up.
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>>767795547
います is いる...
ベットの下にいます
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>>767795661
>ッ
There's that fucking character that people put in their Steam names for some reason
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>>767786303
>So, I found who was behind of it...
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>>767795857
haHAA it's a smiley face anon don't you know that?
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>>767795857
that's tsu. they obviously use it because it looks like a cute sort of smiley face
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>>767786303
Domo origato, Mr. Roboto.
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>>767786303
hi
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>>767795965
It's funny, apparently Japanese people have a hard time seeing the face until they see the mirror image of it. Or so they say.
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orewa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo
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>>767796778
ochinchin wadokoda?
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I got A's on all sections of the N1 about 4 years ago. I worked for NHK during the Olympics in Vancouver. I learned all my Japanese starting in Uni after living my whole life in rural Canada. AMA
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>>767796778
お前、俺のちんぽをフェラするだけで満足しますね
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>>767796966
なんで日本語で言わなかったの?
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>>767786303

まあまぁ。能力試験3級だよ。
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>>767786303
Yes. Why?
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skunda ru watashi chi no robbo bobbo nana ouia kuku lulu ruru a tachi wa no no
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>>767794941
いいすぎじゃない?
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>>767797146
まあ、悪くないと思う。
僕は一級。
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>>767796966
お前、本当にすごすぎるんだよ!
どうやってあんなすごくなるの?!教えて!!
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>>767797141
ある程度上達すると別に「自分が優れてる」アピールしようとしない。
DESU
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>>767797465
お前にゃ無理だな
皮肉はみっともないですよ。
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>>767786303
If there are any skilled speakers here, I will pay 20 dollars an hour minimum 10 hours a week, as it would help with my profession.

Has to be female though. I dont care how you look or sound, but has to be female, I want to learn the more effeminate side of it.
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>>767798402
*rolls eyes* sure thing bud... fucking weirdo
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>>767798536
*rolls eyes* I work with japanese men, you dont. I know a bit of what they are saying and how they speak, id rather learn the other side of it.
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Eh. I was learning it in my weeaboo phase, months ago but it got me bored...
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>>767798677
Protip : If you learn to speak like a girl, especially a school age girl, and you are a guy, you will fall into the worst stereotype of the loser foreigner anime fan.
You'd be better off learning proper masculine Japanese. Get a guy to teach you.
Better yet, get a bunch of Japanese buddies and hang out.

I've known lots of the マジ~!それ超~ムカつくけど~ uptalking foreigner retards to know how many eyerolls it gets

Unless you're trying for the gay thing, then go ahead (srs)
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>>767799510
Pronunciation is fine, but accent is lacking af.
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>>767800144
Anyone who wants to fix their intonation should buy this : https://www.amazon.com/Japanese-accent-pronunciation-dictionary-ISBN/dp/4140111127

and then use it daily to analyze news broadcasts
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>>767800743
You referring to pitch accent?
If that's the case there are online dictionaries available for free.
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i want to hire a tutor but i'm too cheap. i only go to japan about once a year and my job probably won't last and then i won't be going there anymore.
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>>767795165
Agreed.
All romaji fags need to stop or actually learn Japanese. Imagine a Japanese man writing katakana characters instead of using English. Same shit applies. You're not learning a new language if you're using a different writting system than the actual language.
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>>767801206
Romaji is painful to look at lol
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I bet none of you'll achieve an advanced level of proficiency in Japanese. Most people get bored eventually and switch to another hobby. Especially you, lazy fucks.
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>>767801400

Yes. It's irritating to the eye, and it's fucking cringy because you know that they can be 1 of 2 things. First, the people using them have only started last week, or are anime fans that think they can get away with doing shit like that, as if Japanese was this road that has shortcuts.
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нeт тoлькo нa pyccкoм
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>>767801781
pyccкий нe нyжeн.
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>>767801593

Ehh, "none of you" is debatable. Depends on how many people on this board actually give a shit about learning Japanese.
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>>767801848
a чe пoдeлaть
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>>767798677
*rolls eyes* you're still a fucking weirdo loser
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>>767802106
What the hell are you speaking? It's a weird mix of Bulgarian and Ukrainian....
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>>767786303
Si señor
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>>767802442
хoчeшь нayчy?
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>>767786303
No but I can speak niggese.

At yo mufuka, we're de thot be at nigga. Finna git me sum bitch nigga.
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>>767802788
That's called jive
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>>767802788
The edge on you
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>>767786303
Let's Fighting Love

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VILgSsesD0

素晴らしいチンチンもの 金玉の髪ある それの音 サルボボ? いいえ!忍者がいます Hey Hey Let’s Go! 喧嘩する 大切な物を protect my balls 僕が悪い so let’s fighting Let’s fighting love... Let’s fighting love... この歌ちょっと馬鹿 訳が分からない 英語がメチャクチャ 大丈夫 we do it all the time Hey Hey Let’s Go! 喧嘩する 大切な物を protect my balls 僕が悪い so let’s fighting Let’s fighting love... Let’s fighting love...
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Not a word.

I've been 3 times and never needed to learn any. Google translate and pointing worked well enough for me.
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>>767788204
i would like to reiterate what the other gentlemen said; if you think something as interesting as knowing a second language "turns chicks off" you should reexamine your life and your perception of how strangers see you
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Yeah, but I'm losing it. Living in the states with no one around to speak it with will do that to you. Lang-8 is dead, too, so I can't write, and learn from my mistakes.

Still, being able to read all of this is encouraging, but if I don't get my act together, I won't ever be able to go back.
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ちょっとだけ。 I fucking live in Japan, but only speak enough to navigate daily life: public transport, shopping, restaurants, etc. Anything complicated and I get my wife to come translate (banking, doctors, etc.). Google translate gets me through about anything in daily life that I don't know.

Hot girls everywhere. I've been sitting in the laundromat for 15 minutes and already 3 hotties have come in. Fucking love girl watching here.
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>>767803828
Dude, how old are you? How long have you been living there?
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You deleted my comment aboutnmy japanese gf
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