My gf has frog tits. It's fucking gross. I'm done I
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My gf has frog tits. It's fucking gross. I'm done I think. Wat do..?
>>767784746
she has green tits? thats kinda cool are they tats?
>>767784746
you be grateful you have a gf in the first place, cucks like myself can only wish
What the actual hell are frog tits?
>>767784746
Can I get a definition for “frog tits”
>>767784860
We may never get to know
>>767784746
If you dump your gf cuz you want her to have perfect tits, you can't come back cry8ng when you get cheated on repeatedly for your 4" dick
>>767784746
If you want security you might as well be dead, to be alive is to be contending with the world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzPDWJtY-K0
>>767784878
It's not obvious?
>>767784860
>>767784878
Not op but google got this.
They don’t seem to bad
We need pics for research
>>767785108
Forgot pic
Google didn't provide answers
>>767784746
duck tits?
>>767785021
This, 100%
Also, artists representation of op
Why is op so retarded about her tits?? be happy with what you got
Hey if you break up with her, can i have her number, i just want a gf you picky son of a bitch.
.If you want security you might as well be dead, to be alive is to be contending with the world..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzPDWJtY-K0
Old man here, I broke up with many women when I was young, always for superficial reasons.
When I look back at all of relationships I squandered, I am overcome with deep aching regret.
Don't break up with her because of her frog titties. Keep fucking her until you have another pussy ready to go, otherwise you're just going to miss out on sex and then end up settling for some bitch with frog tits again, or as I called them in my day, butch cookies.
Her tits are pitiful. Maybe I should not have called them frog tits but they seem like that.
>>767784746
POST EM OP
We will judge fairly
>>767785413
sad
>>767785516
^^ suporting this
>>767785480
I really want to see what someone considers pitiful
>>767785101
underrated
>>767785562
>>767785480
What do you mean. Are they flat, or what? What makes her tits pitiful?
They look like sad fucking poached eggs that have ms or something. I hate them.
>>767785740
They're frog tits, man. It's a common term, like rhino vaginas or carburetor faces.
Visual inspection required
>>767785861
post a fucking pic already, you mean like those weird triangular tits?
>>767785848
So her tits are eggs that can't walk? You have a gift for descriptions, anon.
>>767785700
>>767784746
Op. Post her tits or fuck the shit off.
>frog tits
No context, and considering your initial description no further describing will be able to help us understand except a pic.
My gf has funny tits too, most girls do. But she's great, and they're actually pretty hot in an unusual way.
Wanting to dump her cuz her tits are... What? Is proof you're going to die alone lol. You'll dump her and 20 years later be single or married to a gross cow and wish you weren't such a little faggot right now
Op here..Like empty pastry bags or rotten dirt pouches. It's hard to explain. Maybe frog is wrong.
>>767785861
Literally none of those are common terms, and post her fucking pics or gtfo
Do her nipples shoot out and catch flies? Whaat the fuck are frog tits?!
>>767786085
> rotten dirt pouches
kek
>>767786116
Well op Is a ginormous faggot. Does that explain a little better
Oh, dirt pouches. Why didn't you say so? They look just like the pouches that I store my fucking dirt in. Of course.
>>767786112
You must have heard of those terms. Next you'll be telling me you've never heard of cantaloupe eyes or artichoke hands.
>>767784746
Dude post pics or fuck off
?
Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy do
>>767786219
Kangaroo nipples?
Eggplant eyes?
>>767786206
Rotten dirt pouches, man. Rotten pouches. Of dirt. Or maybe the dirt is rotten? Maybe it's a Schroedinger's description, telling us they're both right.
>>767786273
Potato pits, fish feet, Amarillo anuses
>>767786116
Yes.
>>767786351
My gf has one of those armadillo anuses, it's why anal sex hurts so much
Also areola is weird and big wich looks like the rotten part. Small frumpy dirt pouches with too big areola . Gross. I don't even touch them.
>>767786418
Does she even want you to?
>>767784746
Oldfag here. I dated a girl who had small, flabby tits. She was fucking awesome gf tho, so I married her. The Breast Fairy visited her after our first kid, and now I have a fucking awesome wife with great tits. Don't be a dumbass, OP.
Hard to explain I guess
>>767786418
So she has old-fashioned tits that are rotten. That makes it clearer.
Bow about a little support here. I like her but sex is important too. Her tits are nasty looking and I ignore them during sex.
I AM SO FUCKING CONFUSED
>>767786496
Pics or you're a fag toughing yourself to traps.
Sorry, that's the rules. Got before and after views?
I straight up play with my gf doo doo to nut.
>>767786496
Cool story bro
>>767786686
Just don't look at them
How would you rate her vagina? On a scale of rhinoceros to flamigo?
>>767786686
Post pic or at least some sort of similar example
I need to know what qualifies as frog tits
>>767784746
>I was only 19 years old.
>I loved Žižek so much, I had all the books and films.
>I pray to Žižek every night, thanking him for the knowledge he's given me. “Žižek is love” I say, “Žižek is life."
>My dad is Jordan Peterson. He hears me and calls me a cultural marxist. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Žižek.
>I called him a pseudo-intellectual.
>He hits me and sends me to sleep.
>I'm crying now and my face hurts.
>I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
>It's Žižek! I was so happy.
>He whispers in my ear an obscene joke.
>As I laugh he grabs me with his slavic hands, and puts me on his lap. I'm ready.
>I am all ears for Žižek.
>He penetrates my mind and expands my view on the current predicament.
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Žižek. I can feel my neoliberal illusions shattering and my eyes starting to water as i am picturing future authoritarian regimes in the west.
>I want to revitalize the left.
>He sniffs a mighty sniff as he fills my young mind with his wisdom.
>My dad walks in.
>Žižek looks him straight in the eye and says,
>"We are approaching a catastrophe."
>Žižek crushes him in a debate and leaves through my window.
>Žižek is love. Žižek is life.
>>767786810
It’s somewhere between aardvark and vole
my gf has two assholes...
on the plus-side, she can shit twice as fast, but it takes her twice as long to wipe.
>>767786686
Cover her tits with kermit pasties.
>>767786926
I'd say more dung beetle dimetrodon.
...aardvark is pretty good, really. If you think about it.
>>767784746
>My gf has frog tits.
>Frog tits
You have piqued my interest.
>>767786880
Thanks for the laugh.
>>767787038
Makes me picture dry with jagged exoskeleton sticking out
Frog tits, however, remain a mystery
Like these but worse and burnt looking around areola.
>>767787175
>like these but worse
Never become a writer
Areola darker and looks burned. Tits are sloppier and nips inverted.
I wouldn't rate those as frog tits. Those are more like ambitious pepperonis.
>>767787059
We're talking about tits, not one eyed trouser noses
>>767787175
So they’re really uneven?
>>767787315
My new quote
It's tough. But She s cool otherwise. Ass and bag ok. Face cute I guess. But tits are fucking nasty,
>>767787175
>>767787266
he's real elo-cunt
>>767785101
Lol’d at this
I ment vag
>>767787397
> bag ok
But you said the bags of dirt were bad!
I ment vag not bag. Sorrybro
We're talking about the genetic experiment mishap that OP tries to fuck. He won't just show us, so I'm trying to construct a mental picture of this animal.
>>767787492
How would you describe her vag, anon? We must know.
>>767786206
Jfc i love this thread
God damn it what the fuck are frog tits? I can’t fucking sleep trying to figure this out. Jewgle is no help
>>767786404
God fucking dammit kek
>>767787687
They look a lot like toad tits, but wetter
>>767787687
Picture: A frog's bulgy eye shape, but on a woman's chest :^)
>>767787739
Oh well shit why didn’t one of these fucking idiots say that earlier?
are we sure OP didn't mean fog tits
Like this?
>>767787857
frog tits is a relatively new term used in middle schools recently. my daughter said she had frog tits which is ridiculous because she hasnt even bleed yet
>>767787775
Frog eyes are round and firm
Is it like just a huge dark nipple/areola and no actual tit?
>>767787599
You're on the right track here. Any gf this faggot could be with hasta be a dirty slut, 200 lbs overweight and ugly as sin, in addition to mediocre tits
But I would wager op has never EVER been within touching distance of naked breasts since his mom stopped breastfeeding him at 11
>>767787967
OP dating middle schooler, confirmed
>>767786404
So armadillos ball up real tight, I'd love to fuck an anus that gave me an armadillo squeeze
If you really like her, you could always get her a boob job.
>>767788002
someone needs to shoop a set of frog eyes in place of a woman's tits
>>767788093
Ok middle schooler dating hand, confirmed
>>767788127
Careful armadillos carry the plague
>>767788127
They also give you leprosy. Imagine getting that as an STD. What do you think would be the first body part to fall off?
my hand has frog tits
>>767788225
Stop masturbating so much
>>767788133
Do this OP^
>>767788195
>>767788222
But they're so sexi....which one is it so I can get vaccinated?
>>767787967
Is your daughter surrounded by niggers?
>>767788222
Leprosy doesn't infect everyone
>>767788002
according to OP >>767787175 kind of
>>767788149
yes, we have pieces of the puzzle
>>767784746
why are you dating someone you hate their tits dude
>>767788294
It's both. Plague faggot was thinking about a leprosy string caused by armadillos a couple years back, but is technically correct since it's a small mammal that definitely carries fleas in the mid west where plague has been spread recently due to rodents so...
>>767788348
Neither does aids but I wouldn't fuck a nigger
>>767787175
FTFY
>>767788314
My daughter IS a nigger
oh maybe frog tits is when tadpoles get planted in the holes of that that trypophobia tit
>>767788378
Yea but depending on quite a few other factors (especially if she's flatish) nipple-only tits are actually kinda hot
Rotten dirt pouches, artichoke hands, rhino vagina...are you just horny and high in the gardening section of home depot?
Yeah op here guys. Her boobs look like pouches. Dirty or burnt or something. I hate them
>>767788491
...so does she have leprosy or aids...? I'm confused
yo i got a mulch dick
>>767787175
holy fuck those are some horrible tits. The worse ive seen so far
>>767788668
remember to turn it over once in a while to let the gasses out
>>767788127
This post tells me, Texas needs hobbies.
>>767788266
no u
>>767788567
And 14, high on red bull and the the two clove cigarettes he stole from his sister along with the nudes off of her phone where he saw she had large nipples unlike most pornstars.
Now, he wants to find them unpleasant and has come to b to seek validation, but he actually jerked his three inch cock off for a month before having the courage to post and ask our sagely advice
Pic is not my gf just similar. Hers are actually worse. More burned looking
>>767788720
(Also the best; do the math)
>>767788489
I would suck those titties.
>>767788491
explains it
>>767788566
well not to OP obviously
>>767788861
what did he mean by this?
>>767788720
Challenge accepted.
I call these stork maggot tits.
>>767788832
Op long since killed himself at being the dumbest, most authentic thread on b for like, 2 years now
>>767788921
It means you’re a fucking idiot
>>767788921
did you do the math?
>>767788947
I would also suck those titties.
>>767788895
Yea but op is into tentacles and male anus so why does his opinion about tits he doesn't appreciate matter?
OP, we need to see these tits. I've invested emotionally in this. We care about your well being and want to share your suffering.
>>767788889
so fucking close, but no check for you
>>767787397
OP YOU MASSIVE FUCKING AUTIST. You come here crying about your parhtetic life and your tiny tits. You wanna see tits but don’t like the ones you have access to? Tough tits, though shits, tough traps with dicks. How fucking gay do you have to fucking be, shitfucker? Most of us don’t even have girlfriends, or tits. Get over yourself, or close your fucking eyes, asshole.
Get her tits fixed. If you love her you can afford to wait and gather enough money to fix her sad froggy tits
What are frog tits?
>>767788984
>>767788980
You mean i've never seen tits before? Kek i am a virgin but not 13 yo, m8.
>>767788947
Still not as bad. I thought OP meant this tipe of saggy tits
>>767788988
I'd swing from them, like Tarzan except marshmellows
>>767789049
Fuck
>>767789056
This dude is taking it a little too seriously, but not wrong.
Most i.portantly...
WE NEED THOSE PICS
>>767789056
Someone give this man a hug
>>767789056
ha, i bet you have tits, fatty
>>767789214
I bet I'd suck those titties, too.
>>767789125
Sorry, I didn't know I had to type the implied "in person "
Forgive me of my transgression kek
>>767789296
Stick to your clenched armadillos, Texan
>>767789214
I weigh 122 lbs, faggot
Hi op here again. I like her don't get me wrong. You guys are a riot. But I like my gf. I just can't keep a boner around her tits. I may have overstated with the frog thing.. they are fucking nasty looking tho. But I don't know
>>767789340
What are you, like 3 feet tall then?
>>767789028
TRUE
OP = FAG
how could I forget the 5th law of thermodynamics
>>767789340
boi tits and a mulch dick
>>767789302
you had to
>>767789345
Get a pic and start a thread with it this time tomorrow
I have got to know what frog tits are
>>767789372
breddy gud
>>767787175
Op im with you cut and run that shits weird af
>>767789340
You can be skinny with gynochamastia?
There are 122 lb chicks with killer racks. You could have bitch tits and be skinny
(Except, you're not 122 lbs lul, and you DO have bitch tits so Imma take a swing and guess youre...222 lbs?
>>767789239
No! OP is going to come through for us. He's convincing the femanimal to whip out them dirt pouches right now. He's only taking so long to get back to us because he's a class act and he's helping her roll them back up
>>767789372
I’m taller than the average fuckkg North Korean.
WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT FROG TITS ARE
>>767789502
122 *kg
xD
>>767789372
>>767789433
The fucking goblin image this gave me is marvelous.
>>767789529
I bet Kim Jong-un has nice man tits
>>767789375
Genuine kek. You know there's only 2 laws of thermodynamics
>>767789529
So 3 1/2 feet?
>>767787175
She’s upside down
You guys are funny but focusing 2 much on the frog thing. They are like pouches eggs or dirt pouches ... burnt too . I hate them bitches
>>767789521
Frogtits incoming in 5...4...3...2...
>>767789570
He's an American, could you translate that joke for him?
2....
>>767789614
The first law of thermodynamics is that there is no law of thermodynamics, it's all just probabilities
>>767789646
She's probably not a huge fan of them, either.
Especially because even her shallow basement dweller boyfriend expresses revulsion upon seeing them.
>>767784746
>wat do?
>Cant tell another human being you don't want to interact with them any longer.
how does it feel to be this beta op?
>>767789646
the guy with the bitch tits should post his mulchy egg pouch so we can compare
>>767789710
122 kg is a bit high for someone who is only 2 cubits high
>>767789727
No the FIRST law about thermodynamics is DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS
>>767789710
It’s heavier, we get it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>767789614
4!!!
>>767789502
Are you fucking happy?
>>767789754
It's ok. Even if they are as bad as he's describing (and I'm sure they arent) they're the best he's ever gonna get, if somehow not the only.
>>767789669
Only one solution.
First, post tits for reference.
Second, post yourself so we know if you're worth better tits.
>>767789875
the fuck is this? take your bralette off
>>767789779
>mulchy egg pouch
Lmao I haven't laughed so hard in weeks. Thanks /b/
>>767789875
Not seeing the problem. Other than you being a closet case with a skinny beard
>>767789875
Tits or gtfo
>>767789915
Wow.. this dude is on point
Do it op, or your an even bigger faggot than we all know you are
>>767789875
No because I still don’t know what frog tits are you fucking midget
>>767789875
What's that sheet of paper painter taped to the wall above the light switch?
>>767789875
Faggot.
This MIGHT be hard for you to get but...
We don't want a picture of YOU.
>>767789875
could you possibly paint a more boring landscape?
>>767790049
They're green googley and slick... or burnt pouches full of dirt. Nobody knows.
>>767790063
Clearly a map of the house cuz he's autistic and would get lost without seeing it every morning
>>767790110
Hey, the painting reminds me of a famous artist.
> Hitler
>>767789875
You should probably give up on painting
>>767790049
I’m not OP
>>767790063
That’s a map that I drew
>>767789976
>>767789937
>>767789875
Skinny artistic boy? So long as he has a job, he could probably till up a bit of pussy here and there.
>>767790133
They're like a...bag of...sand
>>767790087
If you’d fuck off with the fat jokes, I wouldn’t post shit here
>>767790145
If that's true, he lives in the Cube
>>767790248
wait till he takes his training bra off and his frog tits spill out
>>767790145
>>767790196
HA
Fuckin knew it
>>767790289
>>767790133
This is driving me fucking insane trying to figure this out
Idgaf unless it's the map to the secret entrance to the frog titty kingdom.
>>767790350
Are you OP or just some dude in the thread?
>>767790350
moar, show pussy
>>767790389
this is just some faggot in the thread kek
he's stripping for us for some idiotic reason
>>767790133
What.. she has an olive complexion, and shoots heroin? How green are we talking.
>>767790389
I’m the faggot who called op an ungrateful shitfucker.
>>767790271
Put down the fucking fork, you fat shit
>>767790248
First off, he might get a woman here and there, but they'll all inevitably cheat on his bitch ass lul
Second, and seriously. There is never NEVER an excuse, time or reason the phrase "till up some pussy" should ever EVER be used.
Having typed that anonymously on/b, you added AT LEAST a whole year till the next time you come close to the privilege of a willing vagina
>>767790473
Timestamp on tits or it’s bullshit
>>767790473
Ah, howdy there, faggot.
>>767790468
*Artichoke complexion
>>767790389
Some dude in thread who got so butthurt about his weight he had to post lmfao
>>767790473
>shitfucker
Goddam Texans and their armadillo anal
>>767790350
Not bad work back there. Not even stopping by the thread, but wishing you well artfag.
Ribbet
timestamp on your boi tits or gtfo
>>767790644
>>767790271
......we don't want a picture of you...because you're a faggot and a guy? Not the frogtitted woman were looking for pictures of...?
Like... are you autistic or...?
This thread
>>767790623
yeah if you ever wished american modernism could be a coloring book for autists
>>767790619
Fuck you I'm from virginny an I think armadillo sex sounds exotic and tantalizing
>>767790548
I've had plenty of pussy, even with my awful southern colloquialisms.
>but they'll all inevitably cheat on his bitch ass lul
I see where your anger is coming from.
You need a hug, buddy?
>>767789875
>>767790350
Genuinely thought you were a skinny art girl. My god you're a true betasoy
>>767790806
You just made my south rise again!
>>767790350
inb4 this guy starts the 4th Reich due to the internets rejection of his artwork and frog tits
Niggas fighting in a frog tit thread. The end is a near.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=frogtits
TOP DEFINITION
frogtits
the armpit swellings on a male frog when aroused
that damn Mr.Toad jumped me the other night, hit me with the full amplexus story - ampluxus? my ass more like,I tell ya, his frogtits were fit to burst girl.
?????
>>767790738
Bud drawing a picture of youre own house (house of the girl y oure stalking?) isn't art. It's practicing your art maybe, but he wouldn't have it out and up and conveniently in cam range of her ever done better so...
>>767790717
Yes. See>>767789056
>>767790848
Motherfucker he's just a skinny dude.
Chill already.
>>767790866
My monitor shall invade your Merrimack, and I shall bomb your fort sumpter repeatedly
>>767790556
Fuck this shit. “Give them what they want,” they say.
>>767790818
I dont... I don't understand how the autism can be so strong... It's overpo...
>>767790623
Thanks
>>767790916
So she has tits in her pits?
>>767790964
damn those are some froggy tits
>>767790916
I know man, I read that too and couldn’t derive a bit of sense out of it
>>767790964
We want a pic of that map, not your tits herr adolfartiste
>>767790983
Bring it in bud. Come on. Hug it out.
>>767786950
Please let this be real
>>767791012
idk i tried to research and left with more questions, it also says it was found in males so is gf a trap?
>>767790717
You wanted proof that I wasn’t a fat duck with tits of my own? You got it.
>>767790964
no joke, you've got a thicc left nip for a boy
>>767791033
Makes as much sense as the rest of the thread
>>767791097
OP is gay, so most likely
>>767790880
Kek
>>767790964
See this everyone... this is what black people call a honkey
>>767790964
Nobody wants you to take your shirt off, go back to jerkin it to naruto and leave a thread this productive alone
