My bully fucks my ass inbetween periods. What should my beta ass do /b/?
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>>767782678
Shit your pants while screeching next time bully comes for you
>>767782678
Are you girl or boy
>>767782678
fill your ass with glass
>>767782836
Dude
>>767782964
Are you gay
>>767783053
I don't think I am
>>767782678
film it faggot
>>767783294
if you get fucked in the ass you are gay anon
>>767782678
ask "where is this going?" or "what are we?"
He'll leave you alone.
>>767782678
Fuck off with your pedo faggot fantasies, faggot
>>767782678
don't fart, you'll just encourage him/her
try not being a beta cuck anon
and be a crypto-alpha like me
>>767782678
greentext
>>767783294
How did it even start
>>767782678
GREENTEXT!!!!!!!!!
greentext for advice
>be me
>freshman year
>nobody I know went to the HS I went to
>feelsbadman
>try to meet new people
>people I meet mess with each other a lot
"Shut the fuck up before i beat your ass" and stuff
>join in occasionally
>one of them, let's call him John gets visibly angry when i call him a faggot
>do it again to piss him off more
>almost break out into a fight
>his friends side with him ofc
>don't talk to him for next few months but still run into him in the halls and such
>one day I run into him in the bathroom
>fucker tries to fight
>my bitchass gets pinned down
>he undresses me because i'm a weak faggot
>fucks me
>>767784534
does he regularly do it???
>>767784534
That fucking sucks
>>767784534
Stick 5 D batteries in your ass. It's called the shining dragon and it works.
>>767784534
>Undresses you
>Somehow this kid is strong enough to both hold you still and strip you, an impossible feat even when attempted on my 4 yo son.
>You are lying and having been letting this closet faggot fuck your faggot ass in secret, which is why you haven't reported him for at very least beating you up.
>Enjoy your abusive gay relationship.
Does nobody learn from a hero?
>>767782678
If you want security you might as well be dead, to be alive is to be contending with the world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzPDWJtY-K0
Why cant that happen to me ;~;
>>767784709
5 D batteries is dangerous, my apprentice, you reach beyond your grasp.
>>767782678
Bring knife -> Slice at his cock -> Run
>>767784921
you can bait a bully into fucking you, if your cute enough
>>767784921
It can if you want it to baby ;3
>>767782678
Pics or gtfo
>>767784986
But I can control it Master! I am much stronger since the last attempt!
>>767782678
Pretty certain that's rape guy. If you haven't reported it, then I can only conclude that you enjoy it.
>>767782678
In a similar situation...
>>767782678
You should make a hunger games thread
>>767783492
Kek. This only works if the bully is a coon scared of commitment
>>767785011
>>767785015
Is this cute enough?
>>767787068
Actually I changed my mind, no.
>>767782678
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>>767787306
kek