My bully fucks my ass inbetween periods. What should my beta ass do /b/?
>nobody I know went to the HS I went to
>try to meet new people
>people I meet mess with each other a lot
"Shut the fuck up before i beat your ass" and stuff
>join in occasionally
>one of them, let's call him John gets visibly angry when i call him a faggot
>do it again to piss him off more
>almost break out into a fight
>his friends side with him ofc
>don't talk to him for next few months but still run into him in the halls and such
>one day I run into him in the bathroom
>fucker tries to fight
>my bitchass gets pinned down
>he undresses me because i'm a weak faggot
>Somehow this kid is strong enough to both hold you still and strip you, an impossible feat even when attempted on my 4 yo son.
>You are lying and having been letting this closet faggot fuck your faggot ass in secret, which is why you haven't reported him for at very least beating you up.
>Enjoy your abusive gay relationship.
Is this cute enough?
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