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>Hey, anon, give me all your money before I kick your ass

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>Hey, anon, give me all your money before I kick your ass
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>>767776435
Fuck you gym pig
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You can try you puffed up bitch. Winner gets to fuck through loser
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>>767776435
Whoops doopsie, looks like I’m all out of money! Guess that leaves one thing, oh noooooooo
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>>767776551
>your ass belongs to me now, bend over
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>>767776435
Norwegian Lifting Goddess has the perfect mama bear physique. Swole as fuck, and huge ass and legs with just the right amount of thiccness. I want her to be my mommy.
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>>767776875
Okaaaay, please don’t be too gent-rough, I mean ;)
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>>767776435
Can I pay you with ass?
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>>767777046
It's her preferred method of transaction
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>>767776435
>yo whiteboi I heard you're a racist
>come here and say that to my face
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>>767776932
I want her to squeeze my nuts in an iron grip as she makes me beg and plead and call myself a bitchboy, than mockingly laugh as she yanks hard, like she’ll pull them out by the root
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>>767777595
You and I both my dude.
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How to get muscle gf?
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>>767777833
Why aren't more women like this
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>>767778990
Because society tells them they need to be weak and skinny as a rail which is retarded, but that's slowly changing. More women need to be big and stronk.
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>>767778990
Because it’s gross and most guys don’t want to fuck The Hulk
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>>767779200
Found the insecure faggot who's intimidated by women who are bigger and stronger than he is.
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>>767776435
please i'd pay her to kick my ass
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>>767779287
Same
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>>767779122
>but that's slowly changing. More women need to be big and stronk.
Thank god for that
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>>767776435
>Hmm...He was behind of it...
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>>767779250
Found the actual faggot who’s one step away from fapping to Ahnold
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>>767779446
Not in the slightest. I'm not attracted to men, and certainly not large and muscular ones. You've simply been brainwashed into thinking women are supposed to be weak and skinny just like most women.
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>>767776435
>if you’re so tough anon why don’t you come and spar with me, I won’t go easy on you
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>>767777393
Niggers can only solve their problems with violence. That is why they have such high crime rate.
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>>767779555
Kik?
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>>767779980
No idea about kik, but her insta is @natashaughey_
https://www.instagram.com/natashaughey_/?hl=en
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>>767776435
Bring it muthafucker, I'll kick ya right in your balls! Throw some hands, dude!!!
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>>767780220
She's a braphog
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>>767779347
Choke me mommy
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>>767776435
bitch, you better make me a sammich
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>>767780545
Yee. I want her to pin me down and fart on my face after nice, hard workout so I can smell her sweaty, musky ass.
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>>767778590
>How to get muscle gf?

I know one lady bodybuilder, and she's actually an incredibly nice person, but it's obvious from knowing her for as long as I have that she's exclusively attracted to gigantically buff dudes. A data-set of one, I admit, but she seems to hang out with a lot of other lady bodybuilders who feel pretty similarly.

So if you look, as I do, like something made out of pipe-cleaners covered with a very thin layer of sugar-cookie dough by an alien that has only ever read about humans and never actually seen one, I'd guess the answer is "you don't."
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Anybody with links to good muscle girl porn. Preferably ones with strapons dominating weak individuals.
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>>767779347
>>767779962
>ywn have a black belt gf that will womanhandle and have her way with you
why even live?
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>>767779347

"Usually you pay double for that kind of action"
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>>767776435
Post more. I didn't know I was into this but im rock hard right now
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>>767780545
>>767781237
Who is this goddess. I need to milk myself
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>>767782349
>>767780220
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>>767776435
yeah its in my pocket
come get it
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>>767776435
>when you can't find your dream guy so you become him instead
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>>767782511
Kek
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>>767782069
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>>767776435
Molon Labe
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> proceeds to break her jaw

Big muscle don't mean shit you ugly dyke. It's about coordination and speed.
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>>767779122
Only in pussified nations like USA and UK you will see trash like that. Men are weak cucks, can't stand up and protect their woman, which forces these anomolies to appear.

It's absolutely disgusting. She looks like a horse. There is nothing about that that is attractive as a female. Strong women have barely existed throughout evolution, because it was always the male that protected them and it was the male that did the fighting. That's why we are genetically wired to find physically huge girls revolting. It's just a genetic fact.
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>>767776435
>>767776875
Top kek. Those muscles are all show. One punch and she'd be screaming like a bitch
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>>767782741
>DEX beats STR
get a load of this guy
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>>767776435
I'd fuck her.

I'd fuck the SHIT out of her.
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>>767782741
That's like saying Manny Pacquiao could one punch someone like Alistair Overeem, and break his jaw just because his hands are faster. You need a SERIOUS amount of force behind a single blow to break a jaw.
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>>767776875
Yes please
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>>767782640
Cover her head and it's just a dude kissing another dude
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>>767783774
>Cover her head
Don't really understand how kissing works, do you?
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>>767776435
How about I give you no money and you can lick my ass?
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*pulls ccw* you sure
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>>767783396
Yes.
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<-- This is perfection.

What you guys are posting is.. weird.
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Is it wrong not to be intimidated at all by muscle women?
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>>767784739
Mmmm
Ass pics please
Who is she
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>>767776435
So...tranny thread?
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>>767784739
Ex girlfriend liked to show off her abs.
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>>767784978
Mmmm
Ass pics
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>>767785057
>>767784809
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>>767776435
try it autissimo
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>>767785115
Oh wow
You ever worship that ass
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>>767785207
Hell fucking yea.
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>>767785270
Kik ?
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>>767785331
Yea, post your kik.
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>>767785352
Locked_up1313
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>>767776435
ITT: closeted fags who are more attracted to testosterone and macho muscles than the woman
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Disappointed by the lack of nudes...
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>>767781237
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>>767785716
More
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>>767776435
lets dance
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>>767776435

oh nooo... please not in the balls

not IN THE BALLS PLEASE
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>>767786931

You want more?
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>>767787360
Much more
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>>767787475

Should I dump my nude FBBs then?
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>>767782640


Is she kissing him, or tasting him?
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>>767787543
Please do
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>>767779347
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>>767787677

Got any preferences? I have close-ups, blacks, and hardcore as well
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>>767787769
Let’s start with closeups
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>>767787969

hai hai
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>>767787969
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>>767776932
thats not a woman, chest is flatter than a cutting board.
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just imagine how tight these pussies are hmmm
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>>767788069
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>>767788023
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>>767788303
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>>767788382
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>>767788409
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>>767787969

Well? You went silent, you fapping?
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and one from behind for a change
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>>767776932
What's her name?
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How about a silicone-free bodybuilder?
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No responses? Guess you all are tired of the dump
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>>767782640
awww w SHE REALLY LIKES HIM
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Muscles do not defend you from blades, i will not be so easily mugged
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>>767783396
Anon, they would have to lower their standards to such a degree that it would be like looking into a sea of kryll. You are just another kryll that doesn't deserve to be anything other than a fuel source of a stronger animal.
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>>767784739
>What you guys are posting is.. weird.

To each his own

faggot
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>>767788197

looks like mine
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>>767790403

Are you a chick or a dude?
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>>767790464

Bumping for answer
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>>767791341
it's a dude most likely
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>>767791402

that would suck
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fuck it, done for the night, one last post since hardcore is not allowed in /s/
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>>767781327
>So if you look, as I do, like something made out of pipe-cleaners covered with a very thin layer of sugar-cookie dough by an alien that has only ever read about humans and never actually seen one
Kek
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>>767787259
Based
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>>767776435
Anything I would say would just be cringy, so I'll just say that I find her very attractive and wouldn't give her my money unless she lets me go out with her
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>>767776435
Jokes on you, I have no ass
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>>767791556
I like OP's pic but this is just gross. I like muscle on girls but not that much
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>>767793562

Neither does she
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>>767793649

das muscleist
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>>767793843
It just doesn't look good, sorry.
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>>767776932
>Anadrol 50
Bet she has mini dick clitoris.
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>>767793928

Bummer
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>>767783396
Love to kick her into her groin and hear her scream when I crush her testicles.
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>>767784978
Why didn't you take a hammer and hit her with it? Best way to kill someone is to hit it with hammer when it sleeps.
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>>767787543
Androgenic features. These creatures all sound like a man. I'm surprised they don't have dick sized clits dangling from down there.
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>>767794112
bet i'd suck it
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>>767794358

You...haven;t been following this thread have you?
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>>767779250
Insecurity has nothing to do with not wanting to fuck a muscular woman. Think before you type.
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Make room for true woman of dreams.
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>>767779446
Kek
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>>767794601
Imagine, she sweats out more testosterone during one workout than you produce in a day.
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>>767794685
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>>767794835
Too feminine. She has probably done a jaw surgery to reduce the bulk caused by growth hormone and injectable testosterone.
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>>767794943
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>>767793468
I laughed. More please!
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>>767795033
I just love how even their noses change shape from the power of androgens. Good stuff.
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