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Post your best stories and slutty girls from festivals
How about you start you faggot
>>767773639
stories about girls from festivals?
>>767773639
A hippie I met at Glastonbury in the UK (who I believe was high at the time) once came into the portaloo with me - awesome blowjob, but kept going after I came until I pissed all over her. Then she touched her herself until she came. Fucking weird 10 minutes.
>>767773639
one time i went to a festival with my friends and did tons of drugs for free and didnt get embarrassed at all and had sex with hot chicks
for real my dudes
>>767773639
I don't really go outside
>>767773936
> had sex with hot girls
> did tons of drugs
Very specific indeed
>>767773639
yo assholes come to rothbury MI every year and make it impossible for me to get around my own fucking town
>>767773639
>Be me
>At festival
>Slutty girl is there
>>767773639
OC here, my friend doesnt know I have a pic of her vagina.
>>767776370
What kind of deco has she got hanging off her vagina
>>767776370
ugh that looks like burning man, faggot hippies, the place needs nuking with all of them there
>>767773639
Met Haley at Oregon Country Fair in 2013, fingered her in my tent, and made my gf watch while I fucked and came inside her.
Tagteamed same gf with a guy I bought acid from at summer meltdown
Fucked my gf in the ass while on molly at string summit
Had a foursome with a couple we sold weed to
Bitches ache for cock at festivals, put yourself out there
>>767776370
you have some blurry pixels, nothing more
>>767776370
what a cool friend.
>>767773639
have any of u guys been to burning man?
i'm a city cunt, and a good few states from the playa, but from what i've heard it's worth experiencing.
i've never had to shit in a hole or shower with bottled water or anything like that, but we have a good music scene where i live and i go to a lot of festivals and concerts.
ot: probably the most outrageous was a rippling beast of woman with nigh but a g-string and two stickers covering her nipples at a festival. i got up next to her and asked for a picture but she politely declined.
>>767776605
Could it be possible to fuck at the Mad Kool Festival in Spain for a day?
>>767776895
it's possible to fuck in the bar of a bathroom. are you socially retarded?
>>767777013
i might be actually retarded though. bathroom of a bar.
>>767776605
Portland fag, ocf is in like 2 months, got my tix already
>>767776841
I'm not the type at all but ive heard some of the coolest stories about it and it definitely sounds like something to experience once
>be metalhead fag
>live with edm bros
>skrillex is in the country
>whynot.jpg
>we all take MDMA
>my first time rolling and separated from the crew
>ping like crazy
>2 girls behind me start stroking my hair
>dance together for a bit
>one of them takes her top off then takes mine off me
>dance some more
>skrill ends and we go our separate ways
>find my bros
>"wtf put your shirt on you skinny ass bitch where u been?"
>I like drugs now
one of the coolest things i've had happen was at the first rave i went to. i was there with 3 of my friends. it was at some dudes property out in the sticks. some folks had tents others just sat in their cars. there was a big warehouse with a DJ and shit.
anyway, we all tripping on acid, and two of us were on molly. we were sitting in the car just cooling off after dancing around. some dude walks up and taps on my window and motions to roll it down. i oblige and he says "you dudes wanna smoke some weed?" as he holds up a ziplock full of marijuana. we all agree and he hops in the back seat and starts rolling up blunts. we smoked and listened to music and talked for an hour or so and then he went on his way.
>>767777367
Damn, fucking hot cunts
>>767777142
Head to Shady Rest with Camp Fuck Yeah (CFY), Haleys there every year and always good for a ride
>>767777367
straight up juggahoe
>>767777430
lol
>>767777430
Why didn't you fuck her faggot
>>767773639
2 days of non stop festival... That cunt must smell delish.
so long story short, i fucked the black girl also because i felt guilty about giving so much attention to the girl i was actually attracted to
>>767777647
still fuck
>>767777142
Which one? The one in the Rogue Valley? If so then fuck off and stay away.
>>767778000
definitely but one waft of stank an i go limp
>>767777466
Smoking weed with strange people in a strange place is one of life’s simple pleasures.
>>767778228
u dont need 2 hands to fuck a bitch. hold ur nose.
>>767778340
good point... Then yo dick itch an stank..you have to go rub mud on yourself
>>767777466
Sounds like every Bush doof I've ever been to
Was dating her, she passed out at a festival. Raped and knocked up
>>767778152
Oregon Country Fair is near Veneta. I
>>767779386
moar?
>>767779590
What would you like to see/know
>>767777514
>>767777542
Actually they're porn stars who were doing promotional work at a festival. Would fuck the one on the right. Google Stella Haze. She gets more nasty the more porn she does.
>>767779690
her face and how did you proceed, had friends of friends passing out in Ultra but never took it any further
would really like to see OC from raves/festives of girls tits out
Went to Tomorrowland before they stopped. fucked my gf with the tent open while she gave head to a few rando and while her bestie was pasted out next to us. GF is on the left
>be 23
>Reading festival
>Crowd surfing to foo fighters
>Ended up in different part of crowd next to high energy beautiful qt
>Finish gig
>Go for walk. Smoke. Drink (she was already drunk and I was on a mild trip)
>Ended up making out behind some huge tent.
>She tells me she's 15
>Thankfuckwedidntfuck.cnt
>Fell asleep ineachothers arms.
>6am 'see ya around'
>>767781773
>reading festival
Not a festival, but when I was 19 I the DD for three women who wanted to go to a Reba McEntire concert. One in her 30's jacked me off under a blanket on the field. Said she would've fucked but we didn't have a condom. Fucked a few weeks later. Another one who went, 24, kinda fat, while the other two were blacked out in the back. We talked for about two hours back. Found out that since she had her baby 6 months prior her husband wouldn't have sex with her. Talked her up, dropped the other two girls off, we told them I was going to drive her home. They told us to have fun, they knew. We drove to a back road, fucked for awhile, drained balls helped lol. Drove her home, she cried about being a crappy mom, cheating on her husband. Horny bitches.
>>767773639
had this ugly ass lez blow me at a Run DMC concert on South Padre, later we fucked in the back of my buds GMC Jimmy. Kinda sad though, she only fucked me to get back at her GF.
>>767782062
It wasn't as shit in 95
>>767782062
That's the name of the place it's at. It's pronounced. Red-ing. Nothing to do with books but I can see what you thought.
I go to a festival, I see hot girls. I go home and jerk off!
>go to bing
>turn off safe search
>search 'festivals nudist'
>>767784292
More of them if you follow the bing guide above you
>>767784270
>search 'festivals nudist'
10 pics in there's straight up naked underage girls. And then again like 19 pics in.
Oh Bing, you so crazy.
>inb4 post them
No YOU post them. They're right there.
>>767776841
burning man is great if you like to trip and don't mind hippies and dust. like really really really great.
>>767784994
Here's /3 and those two chicks before their junk gets all weird.
>>767776521
they are called Yuppies
>>767784270
this is practically art
>>767785355
MORE
>>767785371
young upcoming professionals?
>>767776458
dreadlocks
>>767773639
got blown for a cap, then she hung around and me and mate dp'd her, good times
I fucked a fat girl at a gathering of juggalos while her friends watched, anyone want a green text?
>>767777367
STD's detected
Got my ex into the scene . Had her rolling so hard at ren fest. when we went back to the campground me and my friends ran a train on her.
>>767787418
hope shes okay!
>>767787418
>>767787659
She was worn out...but brought her back the following weekend and hooked up with a few other couples.
>>767787929
Any tits?
I've lost count of the number of girls that have aggressively grabbed my package just a solid squeeze and a lustful look in the eye and keep walking or a squeeze and quick kiss and gone. I have no clue why this happens to me but it turns me on so much.
@ defqon 1 2017
> dance next to chick on smaller stage
> several hours later dance next to same chick on main stage
> what are the fucking odds
nothing interesting other than that
best fuck ever
> be me
> be on festival
> 17 horny, insecure, drunk
> me and my 2 friends see chick literally 10/10 > sitting back to 3 guys totally bored
> 1 time in my whole life (probably because drunk) found my balls
> i come to here without saying hi or anything
> let's go
> i grab her hand and take her
> we go to my tent
> drink
>chat
>fuck
>chat
>fuck
> in the morning she goes when im sleeping
>wake up she left her phone
> after 2h with hand of god i find her
> alc poisoned whole white almost dead
> i give her phone back
> totally shocked said im best man she ever met
> feels good man
> went back to being beta fag for rest of my life
Detroit techno fest, around 05 I think. I fucked a cute piece of ass right in the middle of the crowd while Nitzer Ebb played. We met a few hours earlier.
We still fuck once in a while.
>>767788544
That's sad. That night could have been the beginning of a great life. And you fucked it up.
>>767777515
oh hey it’s Omar!
>>767774204
Wow that went right over your head
>be me, 49 year old virile male
>beher 48 year old female
> play bullsit games
> me now going out with 25 year old babe
> you lose bitch
>>767789206
From WV. Fuck did you expect?
>>767776605
Haley who?
>>767789363
Everyone from WV is retarded, she's from Utah though. She was top of her class and I knew her since high school. She got older and bitchier so I left her.
>>767785278
Kinda wanna look but also not gonna risk that shit
>>767780879
fucking gross kys cuck
>>767789363
Logice usually wins, no matter where you are. I have lived in big cities to small towns. Bay area of California, Atlanta, Myrtle Beach, Philadelpia, and Charleston, SC....it's all good.
>>767789808
There are dumb slut everywhere.
>>767773936
>hot chicks
I don't think that means what you think it means
I should probably attend a festival, easy poon apparently
They're not *total whores* though, are they?
>>767779386
tits?
>>767778334
Amen to that, anon.
ITT: People who have clearly never been to a festival. Yeah, go ahead and try talking to the girls who walk around naked. A lot of them are some anti-male empowerment kick when they go to these things. There's honestly not a lot of sex at any of these events. A lot of drugs and drinking but good luck trying to get one to fuck.
>>767790883
true about the turbofems. not so much about lack of sex, but more often than not its between folks that know each other already, not randos.
>>767790883
You sound fat.
>>767791025
Your best bet getting a chick is probably the neighboring tents around you. Which is pretty random but if you're there for multiple nights you will end up hanging out quite a bit and getting to know them possibly smoke weed or drink together. I go to Bonnaroo and also specifically if you smoke cigarettes, bring a few cartons with you. They sells cigarettes for $20 a pack inside the festival. I made like 100$ selling cigarettes for $10 a pack whenever someone saw me smoking and asked to bum a smoke from me the final day of the festival.
>>767791180
>fat
Nope, never went to the gathering of the juggalos.
>>767790233
You're going someplace with the sole intention of getting laid. Drop that moral high ground, then drop some acid.
>>767789793
Grow up. Swinging is not a crime.
>>767790883
This. The outright naked ones are usually ultra-feminist types, the ones that want the dick are the almost-naked ones like >>767788324
or semi clothed hippie girls
>>767792104
I have wanted to drop acid, only after I obtain the success I'm after. I'll get laid plenty enough to not have to worry about it, just wondering if all festival girls are whores
>>767792134
Grow up and realize that you're a fucking pathetic faggot who lets people fuck his girl
Just feel sorry for you
>>767792417
That impacts your life, how?
>>767788544
Rest of your life hasn't happened yet anon.
>>767789631
Utah is just as full of retards. Hence the Mormons.
>>767792659
I almost dated a girl from Utah. We went on one date after talking for a while. She stared at me the entire time, didn't blink once and was super religious. She has a fuck ton of kids now.
Fucking mormons.
>>767792417
Feel sorry for yourself. It must be painful to have such a fragile sense of masculinity, to be such a terrified little boy.
Swinging is a fucking blast. I get to bone whoever I want and not have to worry about jealousy or cheating.
It takes a real man to have the kind of adult communication skills and emotional intelligence for it, as well as the confidence to trust his partner as much as she trusts him. It's downright liberating. We don't own each other, but we enjoy each other and support each others enjoyment of life.
>>767773639
>2010
>EDC Los Angeles
>Go with best friend who was girl
>Not our first time taking MDMA but first festival together
>She goes dressed basically in pasties and glow sticks. the rest was barely any cloth covering her ass and top
>dick on diamonds
>Go to mainstage
>roll hard with her
>she grabs me and kisses me
>fuckyes
>She starts digging into my pants and jerking my dick
>cant get hard
>MDMA has robbed me of my boner
>she gives up and just goes back to dancing
>eventually leave
>drive us home
>we say nothing
>last time i saw her
>>767793098
She was your best friend? Is she dead now or...?
>>767793163
After that night she stopped talking to me.
>>767793239
Ish, you can still probably make something work though
You have her on social media or she blocked you?
>>767793098
Just wait till she realizes most guys cant get a boner when they are rolling. Or buy some viagra and tell her you are ready to rock.
>>767793783
Back then neither one of us had any type of facebook or twitter. It was 2010 after all. So we weren't friends on there. Ive seen her on facebook post on mutual friends stuff. But i cant bring myself to msg her
Idk man. it stung so bad. I am not sure was it because I couldn't get hard? or was it she snapped back into sober mode and realized what she was doing. We never did anything before that.
Suddenly were making out and shes jerking me in a crowd of people.
i just dont know man :(
Watching her dance and Listening to her get pounded in her tent.
>>767794059
>>767779386
Did you cause the pass out, organise the festival, do the rape, or provide the baby gravy?
>>767794052
tbh that is a pretty aggressive way to break the sexual contact barrier in a relationship.
>>767794086
>>767794059
>>767794171
>>767794086
>>767794059
>>767794170
Exactly. Thats why part of me thinks its not just cuz i couldnt get a boner but because she felt ashamed that she did what she did with me
>>767794224
>>767794171
>>767794086
>>767794059
>>767777367
would fuck
>>767779386
fuckin aplha as fuck bro!!!!!! high five!!!!
did she find out it was rape:
>>767794255
Nah it's because she got upset you couldn't get hard. Talk to her about it and all will be well
>>767776370
Judging by the pic, I'd say many, many guys have taken pics of her vagina....
>>767773639
>be me
>go to music festival with a /b/ro and a qt3.14 I really wanna bang
>I drive
>have yummy drugs
>have a great time
>about an hour and a half to get home
>almost home at like 3am, need to piss so blow the last two lights
>pull up in driveway and lights flashing behind me
>FUCK
>girl I want to bang in back seat doesn't hide bong so they find that and weed
>police officer charges me for the two red lights but not the weed
>he looks for a drain to throw weed in but can't find any so just stamps on it breaking it up
>police leave
>pickup weed and smoke up
my /b/ro ended up fucking the qt3.14
>>767790233
I mean.... Only so far as you're not a total whore for going there to get laid. At least maybe they're there for the music....
'Wanna come back to my tent for a smoke?'
Happy days
>>767777142
Yo new to Portland got any connects?
>>767793015
fuck, you'd make on hell of a salesman
>>767783908
cool
>>767788396
True this
>>767794757
This. Godspeed anon.
>>767794840
She was one of those bisexual polyamorous people. last I heard she moved in to a rich guys apartment in a big city and she was one of three live-in girlfriends. Or well I guess all 4 of them were in a relationship together.
>>767788948
this
>>767778334
It's fantastic. I was living in my car in Cali for a while, I'm from Georgia btw, and some dude with a cart full of bottles walks up to my passenger side window and offers to smoke with me.
The experiences I had during that time still affect me to this day. The underclass in Cali are far superior to the lower/middle/upper class in that shit hole of a state. I have so many memories of those times I'll never replace.
>>767780027
The girl on the right is my pregnant girlfriend. Disappointed to say we didn't see as much tit at Mardi Gras as you would expect. I had her keep her tits out the whole time however.
A blonde legit 10/10 who was high as a kite stammered up to me and I kind of caught her. She was rollin hard and couldn't articulate. But when I caught her she said "if you come sit with me I'll give you the best blowjob of your life"
I'll never forget that sentence.
We tried to get secluded, she sucked my dick while I played with her ass.
Shit was dope.
Afterwards took her to a medic because she was so fucked up.
>>767796315
ill just continue to ignore her then. :(
This stuff is so not my scene. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing but I just don't know how anyone can have any dignity and do this shit
>>767773936
why does she look like she has too many chromosomes
>>767793015
let me fuck your gf then
>>767798540
worst possible thing to do. Ignore her and brag about it. Either don't brag, and move on, I mean *actually* move on, (accepting that you'll feel bad about it till the rest of your life is not moving on, retard) or go and talk to her.
The relationship is already fucked, so talking to her can only give you either closure or wins.
Buddies girl went with us to this small festival near our town and legit got drugged and gangbanged
>>767776841
Burning Man should NOT be your first fucking festival. Spend a year or two going to other festivals, build up towards it and decide then if you wanna go.
>>767800607
what do you mean brag?
I guess I should msg her
>>767800729
go on...
Met her at festival wearing this. Got drunk, she tried to fuck me but I couldn't get it up lol gave me head for hours
>>767788396
I did not know that!
>>767773777
Checked
>>767800983
She got some hits of acid and ate some shrooms and just lost her mind. A group of guys realized how gone she was and hit on her in front of my buddy
>>767779386
more tho
>>767801267
go on...
>>767801583
Got kik? Shybooknerd76
>>767797013
you are a good man
>>767773639
I saw a girl literally naked and displaying herself to some guys once.
> be me
> somewhere early 2000s
> metal festival
> very drunk at camping side with few of the bro's
> drunk 7/10 french chick (i was drunk, made her automatically 14/10) comes by
> looking for a knife to borrow
> fish out knife, ask what's in it for me
> froglady comes sit on my lap and basically makes out with me as if the world is gonna end tomorrow
> good enough to borrow knife
> brings back knife.
> extra reward for my generous nature
> mfw fucking crazy drunk festival shitty tent sex for borrow out a knife.
good times good times
>>767777367
Nasty bitches with shitty/ugly tits.
>>767793015
you cant see it because youre in the midst of it, but onlookers see a freak
>>767801267
How did she react to getting hit on? That’s hot. No pics? She remember anything?
>>767794255
bro, she was probably embarrassed as fuck. especially if her feeble female mind thought you not getting hard was some form of rejection.
>>767802009
Standoffish then got into it after they kept making attempts
>>767801267
your friend dropped that like a bag of bricks, right?
>>767802275
Nope he wAs a pussy
>>767802230
More pics please
>>767795189
>>pickup weed and smoke up
fucking lol
>>767797308
but was it the best bj of your life
>>767802643
>>767785278
How does it feel to be so afraid of your own government that you unquestionable believe seeing a naked child makes you a criminal ? Is this what you call freedom?
>>767794757
It happened 8 years ago. That ship has sailed.
i just want to fuck a dirty barefoot blonde hippie covered in mud in a tent at a festival
>>767780879
Tomorrowland is still a thing...
>>767803203
ships dont actually sail my guy
>>767788396
lol holy shit I dated a girl who wore one of those all the time. her blowjob skills were 7/10 but she was the kinkiest freak I've ever met, daddy stuff and rape fantasy and all kinds...
>>767776370
Ya'll look Israeli
>be me
>19 year old EMT
>working the events at The Gorge (Paradiso, watershed, sasquatch, etc.)
> Paradiso this time around
> Working medical so every person we see is fucked up
> Sent to front gate to man a smaller aid station with two partners
> Hot af so we rotate who gets to relax in the ambulance with the A/C and who has to man the station
> me and other EMT manning station
> 7/10 femanon
> Trying not to be obvious looking at the half or wholly naked chicks
> some are 10/10 and only G-strings and pasties
> Femanon says she thinks one of them is hot
Waitwhat.png
> find out she's lesbo
> spend the next 2 hours talking about all the hot chicks we'd bang
It was a good day.
>>767801639
May god have mercy on your soul.
>>767793015
lol cuck
Anybody run into this slut at edc 2017?
>>767803129
She's crazy hot. Did you get in on the train?
>>767804178
living the fucking dream
>>767801267
I would have impregnated her
She looks adorable
>>767800607
This. Just message her and say what's up. Worst that'll happen is she'll ignore you at which point you just stop caring. Best that'll happen is she still has a crush on you and she tries to get your dick wet. Either way you get closure.
The worst part is being left not knowing if you had a chance or not. Just find out and be done with it.
>>767794757
This, girls often don't realize that whisky dick or drugs can impede getting it up. Chicks dont have this problem because no amount of drugs or alcohol prevents them from putting things in their hole.
This is like my biggest fucking fetish.cant find much porn on it
>be offroading
>slip slidin' through some mud
>get stuck
>because Jeep
>middle of forest
>hear music in background
>spend few hours trying to get myself out
>no winch
>no lift
>no fancy transfer case
>because leasing
>decide to go in direction of music for help
>it's a hippy folk music metal festival
>guys with long hair
>wearing shitty metal band T's
>skinny black jeans
>cargo boots
>or
>sandals with socks
>totally stand out
>covered in mud
>smell like PBR and bad life decisions
>wander around
>there's free booze just laying around on the ground
>drink a few beer cans
>wander to tents area
>see one tent open
>passed out landwhale inside
>just laying there with her legs spread
>have a quickie
>nut inside
>giggle
>leave
eventually my buddy came with a proper 4x4 and towed me out. good times.
Last time i went do paralel universe here in brasil...and going by bus you meet other people and end up making a little camp town, making it more safe because o the fucking tent robbers..there was a girl with her own tent that stayed with us. When she did mdma mixed with coke she lost her mind and ended up meeting a rasta midget and ended up going back to her tent with him. While she was fuckong the midget, she all of a sudden has a black out and doesnt remember meeting or knowing the midget fucking her, and starts screaming that shes being raped. Some guys were passing by hear the screaming and go see whats going on. When they see the girl screaming they get the midget, beat him up, cut off his dreads, and tie him to a cocunut tree. Dumb fucking bitch....
>>767807658
Virgin detected. As a femanon I can confirm this is false
>>767808373
That sounds fucking hilarious. Poor midget though lmao.
>>767803934
>>767803968
>people pay money for this
I have a funny story about an old school friend at a festival, this happened in the 90s!
>mate was 17
>had a vintage stationary engine
>exhibiting engine at a steam rally
>these things are unbelievably tragic
>usually a load of old men in a field drinking crates of weak cheap lager
>he meets a friend's 15 year old cousin there
>she has a hot friend with her
>hot friend claims to be 16
>they are camping over for god knows what reason
>mate ends up hooking up with hot friend
>heavy petting followed by getting far as 3rd base
>ends up finding out the friend was only 14
>makes the mistake of revealing any details to anyone
>wouldn't fess up the whole story (found out full story later off the friend who's cousin was the friend of the chick he finger banged)
>he was labelled a paedo for the the rest of our time at school!
>>767794757
you realize that this happened 8 years ago?
She's probably in her 30s now and has to look after chad's babys
>>767779824
n00ds
>>767777430
Do you live in corvallis?
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