I'm a magician, test me
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I'm a magician, test me
>>767769701
what kind of magician?
whats my name lol
What's MY name
>>767769701
You're no magician, you can't even make your virginity disappear
Think kinda copperfield
I'd say he hit emotion best
But I'm more houdini
Really can't get a fitting vest
Who's the wizard of oz? This is magic, not acts
Subject of magic? People: you
>>767769903
>>767770048
Go? Or full of bullshit.
>>767769701
Predict the post number of the post three posts beneath this one.
I lost my virginity
Young in the woods
Not good memory
Down on my knees
Guess it's not been
Able to see the wood for the trees
The number you request
17
Dunno why, but that's the number that's here in front of me
>>767770221
Feels good in it.
What card am I thinking of?
>>767770443
The last one I sent your mum? Abracadabra
>>767770319
Thats not how you do it, this is how you do it.
>>767770672
>>767770683
I'm just a Jedi in training
I wish that green Kermit sent me to your school
Meet you at the circle
Bros before ho ho hi said santa
this gue come in you dreams and fuck you
>>767770106
Kek
>>767770904
That's nice. Cop a feel
>>767769701
One does not "test" a magician. Said magician performs his tricks and illusions and success is determined by audience reaction.
>>767770983
That guy couldn't hit the floor with a fall
>>767771066
And what's happening right now? Welcome to the yellow brick road
Folks, I figured it out. OP is here to make Cris Angel look good.
>>767771228
You could be right
He works wizardry with cameras, hence 'Angle'
It's so much easier just using words
Haha
Another trick up my sleeve? Did Chris miss this?
>>767771392
Criss ANGEL, not "angle". Simple wordplay is beyond your grasp.
You're missing your chance for a peak behind the curtain people...
Ask!
Magic=not real... but some one did it... words can be used like this, think about it, and then, ask that....
>>767771665
Simple word play? Or platforms in pools? Seriously?
>>767771859
Yes...that hack, Criss Angel is Houfuckingdini compared to your retardation.
And that's 1am. And this is me, Derren Brown, finishing a quick online experiment to help a family member with live research for her uni dissertation. Thanks weirdly. Whoever you are.
My niece will use screenshots in her appendix
Yes. I am a magician. I have involved 4chan with a dissertation study. Oops
>>767772184
He got you didn't he
>>767772258
Nudes of your nieces cunt
>>767772258
Tits or GTFO
>>767772417
And there is the number 17
What more can I say
>>767772455
You say "Here's her gaping cunt" and provide said nudes.
What's my name?;
>>767772525
I say look in my hat... that empty void... that's all ya getting bunny boy
>>767769701
i have a 4 number lock ive been trying to open for ages. give me the combination or fuck off and don't darken this board again.
TITS OR GTFO
>>767772681
Am I darkening your board? Didn't mean to step on your patch kid, hang on, I can't see it, is this magic?
>>767772785
blib blib blah, answer the question
>>767772785
Maybe we're on platforms like walking on water, it's all imaginary... we're still walking on yellow bricks
>>767772872
How many magicians have you seen chatting with the audience and doing what the audience wants? Fuck. You people are brainwashed
>>767772930
"yellow bricks" reminds me of the fact your mom has a piss fetish. She couldn't cum without someone pissing on her. I mean like ALL OVER. Your mom's face, chest, her open mouth. Hell, I pee'd in her butt more than a few times.
>Yeah, she was ALL about the "yellow brick road".
>>767769701
turn everyone here into a girl then
all these fags will be happy
>>767773075
Next time you pee on her, go back to her mouth please, she just doesn't ever shut the fuck up.
But peeing on her butt? You're weird. I tore her pussy to pieces once upon a time but her butt? Please
And she said it was all worth it, cause now she's got your mums red sparkly shoes, cause she mugged her, after killing a cowardly cat, on the yellow brick...
>>767773150
Call me a fag because I hate a pussy
>>767769701
>I'm a magician, test me
>>767773030
tard
>>767773424
that's a good one anon
>>767773514
Brainwashed but big Mario after a shroom. These typer's are hyper
find my card
>>767769701
thinking of a number between 1 and 3 what is it?
>>767774208
well i am convinced
>>767774208
this was also my card!
second card from the second suit.
