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Serj Tankian knocks on your door with an 8 ball of coke and a bottle of whiskey, do you let him in?
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>>767761466
I dont think i could deny my fellow armenian.
though i would make him sing first. Love his voice
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>>767761466
fuck yea that would be lit
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>>767761466
I feel like Serj would be the guy that would bite off your ear if he were stupid high.
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no he's a dirty turkroach
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>>767761466
hell yeah id let him in, id pass on the coke but go to town on the whiskey
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dude fuck yeah, never wanted to do coke but god damn i wouldnt pass that up
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>>767761466
who wouldn't? Id put him on the deed
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Damn straight i let him in. Will call some buddies over, itll end up being the coolest night of my life.
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>>767761466
I don't even know who this cunt is but if he's bringing coke he can move the fuck in if he wants to
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>>767762722
my nigga.
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>>767761466
yeah, time to get fuckin nuts. i bet it would be super good coke to
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>>767762722

Singer of one the most epic bands in history.
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>>767761466
Absolutely. Sounds like an interesting and good time
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Of course dumbass
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>>767761466
as long as he promises not to start yelling i mean singing
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>>767763123
Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch?
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Yeah, Serj come in and gimme new album!
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>>767761727
He is Armenian, but I get your point.
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>>767761466
I tell him he's a derivative mainstream faggot, and go back to listening to No Comment.
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>>767763123
Lol
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>>767761466
I'd tell him he'd better take his commie leftcuck ass off my property before I ended his career
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And some chop suey
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>>767761466
Without hesitation imagine doing an 8 ball with Serj and trying not to fan out.
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>>767767105
Careful with those edges, kiddo
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>>767761466
No.
I call a local turk and tell them to finish the fucking job.
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>>767767329
>edges
Nah, what's edgy is that commie cuck's music.
>kiddo
says the guy getting mad over someone talking shit about his favorite band. wew.
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>>767761466
No. Cunt's a shit singer, overrated as fuck.

Probably hit him with the sharp end of an axe.
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>>767767105
This. I'd make him leave the cocaine though
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